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| 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
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| and stranding them at strategic locations.
| | |name = Penguin Football Chat |
| | |image = Image:Footballlogo.png |
| | |caption = The logo for Penguin Football Chat. |
| | |platform = Browser |
| | |developer = ContactMusic |
| | |publisher = ContactMusic |
| | |rating = Not Rated |
| | |genre = MMOG |
| | |year = 2001 |
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| 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
| | '''Penguin Football Chat''' (referred to as '''Penguin Soccer Chat''' in North America) is a slightly different version of ''[[Penguin Chat]]''. Players are represented as a [[penguin]] character dressed in a football uniform with two numbers and colors of their choice. Unlike ''[[Penguin Chat]]'', ''Penguin Football Chat'' has four rooms. The rooms in order are an upper-left to bottom-right diagonal field with red goals, an upper-right lower-left field with green goals, a field the same as the first field except that it has light blue goals, and a field the same as field two, but with black goals. However, these remain unnamed except for the fact that in the rooms menu, they are named with a number each. When you log on, it says in the box, "[Your name] has entered the world" or when you log off, "[Your name] has left the world". |
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| 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
| | This game is similar to ''[[Club Penguin]]''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s [[Stadium]] room except the floor is white. |
| throughout the day.
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| 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
| | ==Trivia== |
| to join in. | | [[File:Rsnailname.jpg|thumb|The message you get when your name is taken, or when you have a swear word in your name.]][[Image:PFChat.png|thumb|350px|Room 1 of Penguin Football Chat. Note the soccer ball.]] |
| | *This is constantly thought to be Penguin Chat 2, but this is false. This game was made by Contact Music but licensed by [[Rocketsnail Games]]. |
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| 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
| | ==See also== |
| spray air fresheners.
| | *[[Soccer Pitch]] |
| | *[[Penguin Chat]] |
| | *[[Penguin Chat 3]] |
| | *[[Club Penguin]] |
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| 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
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| 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
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| 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
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| 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
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| especially thin narrow aisles.
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| 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I
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| think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what
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| 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
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| and turn the volumes to “10″.
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| 12. Play with the automatic doors.
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| 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen
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| you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid
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| embarrassment.
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| 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
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| yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk,
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| anyway?”
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| 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
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| 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re
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| taking it for a “test drive.”
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| 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about
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| five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
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| department.
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| 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store
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| as your playing field.
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| 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
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| mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
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| 20. Put M&M’s on layaway.
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| 21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
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| 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll
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| only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
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| 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from
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| the other aisles.
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| 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
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| 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
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| saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”
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| 26. TP as much of the store as possible.
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| 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
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| 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello”
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| upside down.
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| 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
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| “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
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| 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
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| employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any
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| Shnerples here?”
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| 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
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| battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
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| 32. Take bets on the battle described above.
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| 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
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| 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
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| “Mission: Impossible.”
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| 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
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| squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
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| need some tampons!!”
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| 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
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| 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
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| 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
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| 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
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| 40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to
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| your Twinkies?”
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| 41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
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| 42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”
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| 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
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| food aisle, etc.
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| 44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
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| 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
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| restrooms
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| 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at
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| something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
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| 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
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| 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
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| assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
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| voices again!”
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| 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
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| 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and
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| relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain
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| that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little
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| umbrella in it.
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| 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice
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| possible “sex and candy”
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| 52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
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| head and walk around the store casually.
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| 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the
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| mannequins.
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| 54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
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| 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run
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| between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
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| 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror
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| while you pick your nose.
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| 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.
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| (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)
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| 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly
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| ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act
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| as spastic as possible.
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| 59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
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| women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.
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| 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch
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| everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
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| 61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with
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| various funnels.
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| 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
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| through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
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| them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
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| 63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you
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| and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is
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| breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you
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| do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was
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| another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME
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| darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto
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| the ground screaming and having convulsions.
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| 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people
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| out.
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| 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and
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| begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”
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| 66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
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| shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the
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| boxes and throw it in various aisles.
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| 67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
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| 68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every
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| perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another
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| girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.
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| “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy
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| shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.
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| “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”
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| 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
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| carts when they don’t realize it!
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| 70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of
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| super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean
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| in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front
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| of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the
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| perfume!!”
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| 71. Hit on the elderly.
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| 72. Hit on 5 year olds.
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| 73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
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| move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
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| as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
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| ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
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| crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was
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| the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!
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| Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.
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| 74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.
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| 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.
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| Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.
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| 76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a
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| prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to
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| people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.
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| 77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
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| friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
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| electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
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| don’t know you.
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| 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for
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| toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend
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| that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over
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| wanting to use it, start barking at them until
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| they run away crying.
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| 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind
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| customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your
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| friend.
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| 80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.
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| 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
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| 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
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| 82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say
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| “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter
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| Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of
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| french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say
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| “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you
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| say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from
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| Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like
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| everyone else your know. You digust me” Then walk away
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| mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-
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| like as you can
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| 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people
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| asking where the rash cream is because your family and all
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| your friends seem to have a rash too.
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| 84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your
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| “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern
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| person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old
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| girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should
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| sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly
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| good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta
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| Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.
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| 85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms
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| and legs around like your having some kind of massive
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| seizure.
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| 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the
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| store.
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| 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to
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| leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your
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| walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to
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| go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then
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| quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away
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| as fast as your can.
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| 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,
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| your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while
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| singing the circus song.
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| 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department
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| 90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.
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| 91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn
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| around.
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| 92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that
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| someone istrying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over,
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| start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little
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| attention” Then run away crying.
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| 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,
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| start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just
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| stay mesmerized.
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| 94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in
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| my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your
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| hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming
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| “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO
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| NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the
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| eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a
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| zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t
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| light the zippo, just hold it closed.
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| 95. Light a match under a spinkler.
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| 96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I
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| warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get
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| my shot gun”. Then walk away.
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| 97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my
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| god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him.
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| Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then
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| walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.
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| 98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a
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| mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as
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| possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your
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| watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get
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| paid enough to do this”
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| 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
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