User:Chill57181/Not So EPF

Prologue: CP Goes Wacky

One day, Chill57181 got out of bed. However his treasured 5th Anniversary Hat was missing. Suddenly the Beta Hat, 2006 Party Hat, 2007 Party Hat, 2008 Party Hat, 4th Anniversary Hat and 5th Anniversary Hat appeared out of nowhere and started floating around his head.

"OH EM GEEEEEE! A CHANCE TO GET ALL THE PARTY HATS!" Chill screamed in excitement. He grabbed the 2005-2009 party hats, put them in his inventory, then grabbed the 2010 Party Hat and put it on his head. "I think I should go feed my puffles," he said.

He went out into the living room, and there were boxes everywhere and vortexes too. Suddenly a piece of the Shamrock pin floated by him, but he didn't notice. Then a Winged Viking Helmet fell from the attic and clonked him on the head. Then Orangey's tooth fell out, and then the same thing happened to Sunburst, and Speedy fell asleep.

"What the... This isn't right... At all!" Chill pondered. "I think I'll call LMGT."

He picked up his EPF Spy Phone and called LMGT. But it wasn't LMGT's voice he heard - it was Lightning McQueen's.

• Lightning: Hello?
• Chill: O_O
• Lightning: HELLO?
• Chill: Your not LMGT!!!!!!!!!

Chill broke his phone into pieces and Bouncer jumped out and randomly ate a log. He pieced it back together and called Mario.

• Mario???: Yes?
• Chill: You don't sound like Mario!
• Mario???: But I am Mario!
• Chill: Prove it!
• Mario???: Erm, Johnny wants to talk to you.

"Oh man, what do I do, I'm not Mario, now what!" screamed Elmo.

• Chill: MARIO? YOU THERE?
• Record Player: It's time for Sesame Street!
• Chill: O_O

Chill hung up and went over to Mario Rk's igloo. When he got there he saw Elmo and Cookie Monster.

"O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Chill. Then he saw Mario and LMGT inside a Cookie Machine, and Lightning McQueen was driving around a table in squares.

"Chill! Help! Cookie Monster is going to eat us!" called Mario.

"POOKIE ARMY!" cried Chill. Suddenly literally a million pookies came and tackled Cookie Monster and Elmo and broke Lightning McQueen.

"WELMO! GWIVE MWE WOO AUTOGWAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed a girl pookie.

"IT'S COOKIE MWONSTER! WUG ME PWEASE!" screamed another pookie.

Then a TV came on and it was showing Fred Goes Swimming.

• Fred: I got a letter! I bet it's from my dad! Nyunununununununununununununununununun

"IT'S FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!oneoneoneone11!!11!" screamed Elmo, Cookie Monster and the pookies. Suddenly they all blew up and destroyed the Cookie Machine.

"O_O" Chill, Mario and LMGT all said at the same time.

Chapter 1: O'Chunks to teh Rescue!

"That was freaky!" said LMGT.

"Let's call Johnny and see what he's doing today," suggested Mario.

• Chill: Heeeey Johnny!
• Johnny: Oh, hi Chill. What's up?

WARNING: OVERUSED JOKE AHEAD

• Chill: The sky.
• Johnny: Oh. Well, I'm hanging out with Awesome right now.
• Chill: Bye.

"He's hanging out with Awesome. Let's go over there," suggested Chill.

Then some leather guy popped up.

"Heeeeeeey! Don't forget me!" said Fonzie.

"O_O you should be in Happy Days!" LMGT protested.

"But I wanna come along! I'm tired of being stuck in a TV screen!" Fonzie replied.

"Blah blah blah," said Mario out of boredom. "Oh look, a package!"

"Where?" Fonzie asked.

Suddenly Chill, Mario and LMGT ditched him while he wasn't looking.

"Oh, Mario, guess what?" Chill said.

"What?" Mario asked. Then Chill showed him a stick of TNT.

":O" Mario screamed and ran off.

"No, this is what I wanted to show you." Chill said. Then he went through his inventory and pulled out the Beta Hat he got. Suddenly he got a crowd of 100 penguins.

"O_O!!!!" screamed Mario. Chill put back on his 5th Year Anniversary Hat and the crowd ran away. Then they kept waddling to Johnny's Igloo.

"Knock knoooooooock! Any spaghetti-os at-ome?" Mario asked.

"Your weird." Chill said.

"I know! Isn't that awesome?" Mario replied.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Chill broke down the door and he saw Johnny, Awesome and Explorer inside. Oh, and a turtle carrying a mushroom.

"Hey Chill," Johnny said. Suddenly Oscar the Grouch popped out of Johnny's sink disposal.

"How many more Sesame Street references are we going to have in this story?" LMGT asked.

"Lots," said the fourth wall as he crashed onto LMGT. "This is what you get for breakin' meh!"

Boss: The Fourth Wall

battle music starts

Fourth Wall: You'll never defeat me!

Mario: Says who?

Fourth Wall: Says me! THE FOURTH WALL!

Choose attack!

Chill: What should I use... Wait! I got it!

Chill > Transform > Luigi

Chiluigi: Ya-hey! Luigi time!

"Luigi" > Jump > Springy Jump

Luigi: *bew chew* AHA!!!!!

Fourth Wall: Ooch! (18/20)

Mario: Let's-a go!

Mario > Stuff > Machine "Gum"

Fourth Wall: Owwowwowowowowoowowowowowowowowow (15/20)

Fourth Wall does a hard slam.

Luigi: Aww man! *poof*

Chill > Strategies > Change Partner

• Mario <
• LMGT

• Mario
• LMGT <

LMGT: Woot! Car dude's in action!

Kirby: KIRBY TO THE RESCUE!

Kirby > Inhale

Fourth Wall: NOOOO- (0/20)

victory music

You win 10 star points!

Chill: Whaaa? This isn't Paper Mario!

Chapter Return

"That was weird," said Explorer.

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: Kirby, Johnny, Awesome and Explorer

"Yay, woot," LMGT says in sarcasm.

"CHUNKS AWAY!"

"What was that?" asked Mario.

Suddenly O'Chunks sends himself crashing through Johnny's igloo.

"We don't need you!" protested Kirby.

"Chunks a-cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed O'Chunks as his costume fell off to reveal a Pookie.

"BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAG! End transmission!" screamed the Pookie.

Suddenly Chill ran off with his friends and Kirby, ditching the pookie.

Chapter 2: EPF Saves the Day... Or not

Chill, Mario, LMGT, Johnny, Awesome, Explorer and Kirby ran to the EPF Command Room which was crawling with computer bugs.

"I must find Buggy Wuggy Duggy Muggy Huggy!" proclaimed Rookie.

Then the friends (and Kirby) pulled up the System Defender and went into the Gadget Room.

"Gary, weird stuff has been happening," Chill said.

"Like fourth walls and kirbys and beta hats and sesame streets!" LMGT added.

"HERBERT!" Gary screamed. Then a million clones of Dot attacked all things random - starting with themselves which destroyed them. Suddenly Oscar the Grouch popped out of the Thingamabob 3001 and a purple cannon from System Defender began shooting Thingamajigs. Kirby inhaled a Thingamajig.

"Needs more salt!" Kirby said. Then the Thingamabob made two gloves come out that sprinkled salt on each Thingamajig. Kirby ate them all until he was very fat.

"O_O" said Explorer. Then he went into Phreaker Mode and Mabel ran across and threw jelly on Kirby. Once all that happened Kirby was normal again. Then a Fanon logo fell on Gary and Kirby inhaled the Fanon logo. Then it got mad and made a clone of itself. Kirby ate the clone and swallowed Gary's Nintendo DS. Then Buggy Wuggy Duggy Muggy Huggy came in.

"It's Buggy Wuggy Duggy Mug- NOOOO!" screamed Rookie as Kirby inhaled Rookie's pet computer bug (aka BWDMH) and then he was gone forever. "I-I-I-I never will have a com-m-m-m-m-mput-e-e-e-e-r bug like Bug-g-g-ggy Wuggy... *sob*" cried Rookie. Then <nowiki> tags started falling out of his beak.

"CHUNKS AWAY!" screamed the pookie, once again in an O'Chunks costume.

"We know it's you," Chill said.

"WAAAAAAA!" cried the Pookie.

Boss: O'Chunks???

battle music

Chill: Look! A unicorn!

O'Chunks: Eh unicorn! CHUNKS AWAY!

victory music

0 stair points earned!

Chapter Return

"How did... Nevermind," Mario said.

Then CP shook randomly.

Chapter 3: Bleh heh heh BLECK!

The friends and Kirby walked outside and the sky was purple.

"OH EM GEE! IT'S THE VOID!" screamed Mario.

Then they saw the Migrator coming.

"If we hurry we can get RH's autograph and stamp right away!" LMGT said. So they rushed over and saw Sharkbate and Hat Pop walking through.

"Hey Shark. Hey Hat," Chill said.

"Hiya!" Hat Pop called back. Kirby started floating onto the Migrator. However just as it was about to arrive...

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

The Void wiped out the Migrator! It was also questionable if Rockhopper, Yarr and Kirby still existed.

"BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA! End transmission!" cried Yarr.

Then Big Bird started to fly and hit the Lighthouse, and Oscar the Grouch came out of the top.

random nowiki tags and facepalms and O_Os

Unfortunately, Shark was zapped by an evil, grumpy Brown Puffle named Uberfuzzy.

"SHARK!" cried Hat. However, Shark was already a slave of Wikia. His name was Wikibate.

"Nowiki" said Wikibate.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Hat Pop

Wikibate was taken away in a capsule carried by Uberfuzzy.

The friends ran after him and eventually came to Uberfuzzy's Lair. Sannse the Hot Pink Penguin and Scarecroe the Penguin dressed as a scarecrow were there too.

Boss: Uberfuzzy and Co.

Hat: Eeep!

Choose attack!

Chill: I know!

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chill starts running at Uberfuzzy in his UFO-thingy and jumped - POK E!

Uberfuzzy: Ow. (29/30)

Alxy wave alxy wave

Hat > Flea

Hat activates an old PSA Spy Phone and Flea shows up and clones Hat and Chill.

Uberfuzzy > UFO Beam

Chill: ME PARTY HAT! (9/10)

WARNING: Chill loses 1 HP for every turn without a party hat!

Sannse > Wikia Talk

Sannse: Come back to Wikia and we will give you a Million Bucks.

Hat: No!

Wikia Talk was resisted! No damage was done!

Scarecroe > Scare Crows

ERROR: No crows to scare!

Wikibate > W Jump

BOING BOING BOING!

Chill: Oof oof oof! (6/10)

Chill > Amulet Shine

BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Uberfuzzy: Meow! (20/30)

Sannse: Waaaa! (10/20)

Scarecroe: Mooo! (10/20)

Wikibate: Baaaa! (10/20)

Chill: Wait, me party hat! (5/10)

DANGER!

Chill's Clone > Party Hat Poke

Uberfuzzy: That hurts ya know! (19/30)

Hat > Trickster

Hat: Oh look, a cookie!

Uberfuzzy: Where?

Uberfuzzy, Sannse, Scarecroe and Wikibate look down, and Hat pounds each one's head.

Hat: Fooled ya!

Uberfuzzy: Oh man... (10/30)

Sannse: How...dare...you...hit...girls... (0/20)

Scarecroe: Mweeeeeeeeeeeeeebweeee. (0/20)

Wikibate: Deee'oh! (0/20)

Sannse, Scarecroe and Wikibate faint. The friends get their star points.

Hat's Clone > Bunnies!

An army of bunnies attack Uberfuzzy.

Uberfuzzy: No! My UFO! (0/30)

The UFO sputters out, Uberfuzzy explodes and Wikibate turns back to normal.

Sharkbate: Woah, what happened?

Hat: Well, we were at the Beach and then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Everyone except Hat: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

A few hours later...

Hat: So that's what happened. ARE YOU SLEEPING!?

Everyone suddenly wakes up. Hey, gimmie the victory music nao.

victory music

Chapter 4: Whomping the Wompus

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Sharkbate

The friends walk out of Uberfuzzy's lair (which for some reason looks like a mix of Herbert's Hideout (from EPF2) and the Brown Puffle Cave) and see Ben.

"Hey Ben," Chill said.

"Hey Chill!" Ben replied.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Ben

The friends start running and they see a light blue penguin playing the banjo.

"Eeep! Stop! Run! Behind those bushes!!!" Chill squeals.

The friends jump into the Town snowbank. (Oh, if you like to picture it, it looks like they are inside a small, dark igloo)

"What's wrong?" Johnny asked.

"It's that guy... His name is Wompus and he hates me!!!" screamed Ben.

Mario puts on a tutu while nobody is looking but Explorer sees him doing it and spills some honey on his tutu.

"Awww man!" cried Mario.

Ben peeks out and Wompus spots him.

"YOU!!!" Wompus screamed.

"YOU!!!" Ben screamed back.

Ben clicks his flippers and DragonBeater, Barn Owls Rule and The Real Ben pop out of thin air. The 4 Ben's corner him and destroy him. Unfortunately Wompus pressed a remote that sends them into an RPG battle.

Boss: Wompus

Choose attack

Ben > Policy Violation

Wompus: Oh man, he violated the policy! Dat burnnnnnnnnnnnnssss! (50/100)

Ben: O_O His HP is high!

Drago > Policy Violation

Wompus: Ahh! SOCKPUPPETZ! IT BURNNNNNNNNSSSSS! (40/100)

Barn > Policy Violation

Wompus: DAT BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS! (30/100)

Real Ben > Policy Violation

Wompus: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (20/100)

Wompus > EXTREME EPIC ADMIN DESTROYER SPECTACLE ATTACK!

Ben and Socks: Uh oh.

Ben and Drago: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGSGOHUREHGLSGHJLSKRUGJSIGJELISERWIPPGPGSPGWCPSW (0/10)

Wompus: >=)

Barn > Limelight

A green light shines down and revives Ben and the Real Ben.

Wompus: BEEP

Shark: OMG! YOU VIOLATED A POLICY! BAN!

Shark channels some power and lightning strikes next to him, and makes Wompus bounce and fly into the sky.

Wompus: I'LL BE BACK!

victory music

Chapter Return

"Yaaaay!" Ben said. "Hey look, it's Alxy >:P"

"Stop teasing me!" cried Hal.

Chapter 5: Major Boss is Comin

"Oh man, a megaboss!" said Chill.

"How do you know?" asked Johnny.

"Because of the chapter name," Chill replied.

"YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL! RUN!" screamed LMGT.

Awesome skates into some honey and falls onto Mario's tutu. Then the Town gets wiped out by the Void. Luckily, they were already on the Dock border. But then Dimentiobertklutzaprotobotbleck shows up!

MEGABOSS: Dimentiobertklutzaprotobotbleck

D: I can attack 2 times in one turn!

Mario: You're weird.

Suddenly Herbert shows up and kicks D away.

REAL MEGABOSS: Herbert P. Bear, Esquire

Battle Music: Paper Mario - The Koopa Bros.

Chill: Epic battle themes FTW!

Chill > Switch Partner

• Mario
• LMGT <
• Kirby (CANNOT BE USED)
• Johnny
• Awesome
• Explorer
• Hat Pop
• Shark
• Ben (CURRENT PARTNER)

LMGT: Woot woot!

Chill > RARITY!!11111!!!!1!1!!!111oneoneoneone

Herbert: Lolwut?

Chill: Wait for it...

Chill puts on his Beta Hat and a million penguins begin to crowd him, trampling over Herbert in the process.

Herbert: RAAWR!!! (190/200)

LMGT: Fire deh Nowikizzz!

LMGT > Carz

Suddenly every kind of car from the year cars were created to the present rolls over Herbert.

Herbert: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (150/200)

Larry: Blagidagagagag! End transmission!

Chill: What are you doing here?

Larry: Isn't this one of Lemmy's Fun Fictions? *gets smashed by the fourth wall*

Fourth Wall: Hahaha!

Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Chinese Guy: Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoy!

Chill: Srsly, this isn't supposed to be random.

LMGT pulls out the script and points to the "Not So" in the title.

Chill: O. Dat explains everything.

Herbert > Stompy Thingy

Herbert tries to do a ground pound, but Chill steps out of the way and Herbert smashes through the ground.

Chill: Seriously, you should cut down on the donuts.

Herbert: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (0/200)

York: PWNed.

Cp kid: You can say that again.

victory music

Chapter Return

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: York and Cp kid

Awesome: Hey Cp kid.

Weegee: Weegee stare.

Everyone except Weegee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penguin by the igloos near the plaza: WHO BROKE THE GLASS IN MY IGLOO!?

Everyone except PBTINTP: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 6: Weegee Stare and WATuDOIN

PBTINTP walks over and engages in battle with the friends. Weegee shortly follows suit.

Boss: Weegee and Penguin by the igloos near the plaza

Chill: We just entered this chapter.

And the Fourth Wall.

Boss: Weegee and Penguin by the igloos near the plaza and Fourth Wall

Lakitu: Petey?

Petey Piranha facepalms.

Chill: GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!

The force from Chill's scream blows Lakitu and Petey into the ocean.

LMGT: Caaaaaarss...

Chill > Transform > Luigi

Chiluigi: Weegee stare.

"Luigi" > Weegee Stare

Weegee: Oh no. (8,000/OVER 9,000)

Angry Penguin/PBTINTP: Wuttt (4/5)

Fourth Wall: The car dude won't beat me this time. (Socks/Underpants)

LMGT: Lolwut?

Fourth Wall: Grrrr... (30/40)

Ninja: WATuDOIN?

CK (Cp kid): It's WATuDOIN, my arch-enemy that I never even met but somehow he's my enemy!

Ninja/WATuDOIN: Can I come in yet?

Director: No, you're not coming into the story yet.

The sheer randomness makes everyone lose power.

WATuDOIN: Okee.

Weegee: Waaaah! (5,000/OVER 9,000)

Angry Penguin: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttt? (1/5)

Fourth Wall: Seriously, this story is getting creepier by the minute. (20/40)

LMGT: OMG! U BROKEZ TEH FOR WALLZ!

Fourth Wall: Oh no. Now I have to fall on myself. (0/40)

However, Fourth Wall also squashes Angry Penguin and Weegee.

Weegee: WE'LL BE BACK! ONE MORE THING! (100/OVER 9,000 - POWER DRAINING)

Weegee > Last Resort "Cheesy" Stare

Chil-eegee Statue: Ahhhhhhh! Grub grub grub!

Chill turns to normal.

Chill: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Weegee: What, it's cheesy! (60/OVA 9000 - POWA DRAIN)

Weegee > Last Resort "sorta better then cheesy" Stare

Chil-eegee Statue: Hah! I'm about to turn back and then Imma stick me tongue at you!

Nothing happens.

Chil-eegee Statue: Plz?

Weegee: Ha! You will never turn back!(30/OV NIN-TOSAND - ITZ DRAININ)

LMGT: Yeah right.

Weegee > Last Resort "sorta better then cheesy" Stare

LMG-eegee Statue: Uh oh.

Weegee: You are cursed to live like this forever. Now goodbye. (11/OVE 9000 - DRAIN!!!111!!!!oneoneone)

Weegee explodes, but the force sends the Weegee Statues careening backwards.

victory music

Chapter Return

Chill opens a door in the Weegee Statue and so does LMGT.

"What a horrible attack." said LMGT.

Meanwhile, CK is still worried about WATuDOIN returning.

Coming soon