User:Chill57181/Not So EPF

Prologue: CP Goes Wacky

One day, Chill57181 got out of bed. However his treasured 5th Anniversary Hat was missing. Suddenly the Beta Hat, 2006 Party Hat, 2007 Party Hat, 2008 Party Hat, 4th Anniversary Hat and 5th Anniversary Hat appeared out of nowhere and started floating around his head.

"OH EM GEEEEEE! A CHANCE TO GET ALL THE PARTY HATS!" Chill screamed in excitement. He grabbed the 2005-2009 party hats, put them in his inventory, then grabbed the 2010 Party Hat and put it on his head. "I think I should go feed my puffles," he said.

He went out into the living room, and there were boxes everywhere and vortexes too. Suddenly a piece of the Shamrock pin floated by him, but he didn't notice. Then a Winged Viking Helmet fell from the attic and clonked him on the head. Then Orangey's tooth fell out, and then the same thing happened to Sunburst, and Speedy fell asleep.

"What the... This isn't right... At all!" Chill pondered. "I think I'll call LMGT."

He picked up his EPF Spy Phone and called LMGT. But it wasn't LMGT's voice he heard - it was Lightning McQueen's.

• Lightning: Hello?
• Chill: O_O
• Lightning: HELLO?
• Chill: Your not LMGT!!!!!!!!!

Chill broke his phone into pieces and Bouncer jumped out and randomly ate a log. He pieced it back together and called Mario.

• Mario???: Yes?
• Chill: You don't sound like Mario!
• Mario???: But I am Mario!
• Chill: Prove it!
• Mario???: Erm, Johnny wants to talk to you.

"Oh man, what do I do, I'm not Mario, now what!" screamed Elmo.

• Chill: MARIO? YOU THERE?
• Record Player: It's time for Sesame Street!
• Chill: O_O

Chill hung up and went over to Mario Rk's igloo. When he got there he saw Elmo and Cookie Monster.

"O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Chill. Then he saw Mario and LMGT inside a Cookie Machine, and Lightning McQueen was driving around a table in squares.

"Chill! Help! Cookie Monster is going to eat us!" called Mario.

"POOKIE ARMY!" cried Chill. Suddenly literally a million pookies came and tackled Cookie Monster and Elmo and broke Lightning McQueen.

"WELMO! GWIVE MWE WOO AUTOGWAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed a girl pookie.

"IT'S COOKIE MWONSTER! WUG ME PWEASE!" screamed another pookie.

Then a TV came on and it was showing Fred Goes Swimming.

• Fred: I got a letter! I bet it's from my dad! Nyunununununununununununununununununun

"IT'S FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!oneoneoneone11!!11!" screamed Elmo, Cookie Monster and the pookies. Suddenly they all blew up and destroyed the Cookie Machine.

"O_O" Chill, Mario and LMGT all said at the same time.

Chapter 1: O'Chunks to teh Rescue!

"That was freaky!" said LMGT.

"Let's call Johnny and see what he's doing today," suggested Mario.

• Chill: Heeeey Johnny!
• Johnny: Oh, hi Chill. What's up?

WARNING: OVERUSED JOKE AHEAD

• Chill: The sky.
• Johnny: Oh. Well, I'm hanging out with Awesome right now.
• Chill: Bye.

"He's hanging out with Awesome. Let's go over there," suggested Chill.

Then some leather guy popped up.

"Heeeeeeey! Don't forget me!" said Fonzie.

"O_O you should be in Happy Days!" LMGT protested.

"But I wanna come along! I'm tired of being stuck in a TV screen!" Fonzie replied.

"Blah blah blah," said Mario out of boredom. "Oh look, a package!"

"Where?" Fonzie asked.

Suddenly Chill, Mario and LMGT ditched him while he wasn't looking.

"Oh, Mario, guess what?" Chill said.

"What?" Mario asked. Then Chill showed him a stick of TNT.

":O" Mario screamed and ran off.

"No, this is what I wanted to show you." Chill said. Then he went through his inventory and pulled out the Beta Hat he got. Suddenly he got a crowd of 100 penguins.

"O_O!!!!" screamed Mario. Chill put back on his 5th Year Anniversary Hat and the crowd ran away. Then they kept waddling to Johnny's Igloo.

"Knock knoooooooock! Any spaghetti-os at-ome?" Mario asked.

"Your weird." Chill said.

"I know! Isn't that awesome?" Mario replied.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Chill broke down the door and he saw Johnny, Awesome and Explorer inside. Oh, and a turtle carrying a mushroom.

"Hey Chill," Johnny said. Suddenly Oscar the Grouch popped out of Johnny's sink disposal.

"How many more Sesame Street references are we going to have in this story?" LMGT asked.

"Lots," said the fourth wall as he crashed onto LMGT. "This is what you get for breakin' meh!"

Boss: The Fourth Wall

battle music starts

Fourth Wall: You'll never defeat me!

Mario: Says who?

Fourth Wall: Says me! THE FOURTH WALL!

Choose attack!

Chill: What should I use... Wait! I got it!

Chill > Transform > Luigi

Chiluigi: Ya-hey! Luigi time!

"Luigi" > Jump > Springy Jump

Luigi: *bew chew* AHA!!!!!

Fourth Wall: Ooch! (18/20)

Mario: Let's-a go!

Mario > Stuff > Machine "Gum"

Fourth Wall: Owwowwowowowowoowowowowowowowowow (15/20)

Fourth Wall does a hard slam.

Luigi: Aww man! *poof*

Chill > Strategies > Change Partner

• Mario <
• LMGT

• Mario
• LMGT <

LMGT: Woot! Car dude's in action!

Kirby: KIRBY TO THE RESCUE!

Kirby > Inhale

Fourth Wall: NOOOO- (0/20)

victory music

You win 10 star points!

Chill: Whaaa? This isn't Paper Mario!

Chapter Return

"That was weird," said Explorer.

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: Kirby, Johnny, Awesome and Explorer

"Yay, woot," LMGT says in sarcasm.

"CHUNKS AWAY!"

"What was that?" asked Mario.

Suddenly O'Chunks sends himself crashing through Johnny's igloo.

"We don't need you!" protested Kirby.

"Chunks a-cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed O'Chunks as his costume fell off to reveal a Pookie.

"BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAG! End transmission!" screamed the Pookie.

Suddenly Chill ran off with his friends and Kirby, ditching the pookie.

Chapter 2: EPF Saves the Day... Or not

Chill, Mario, LMGT, Johnny, Awesome, Explorer and Kirby ran to the EPF Command Room which was crawling with computer bugs.

"I must find Buggy Wuggy Duggy Muggy Huggy!" proclaimed Rookie.

Then the friends (and Kirby) pulled up the System Defender and went into the Gadget Room.

"Gary, weird stuff has been happening," Chill said.

"Like fourth walls and kirbys and beta hats and sesame streets!" LMGT added.

"HERBERT!" Gary screamed. Then a million clones of Dot attacked all things random - starting with themselves which destroyed them. Suddenly Oscar the Grouch popped out of the Thingamabob 3001 and a purple cannon from System Defender began shooting Thingamajigs. Kirby inhaled a Thingamajig.

"Needs more salt!" Kirby said. Then the Thingamabob made two gloves come out that sprinkled salt on each Thingamajig. Kirby ate them all until he was very fat.

"O_O" said Explorer. Then he went into Phreaker Mode and Mabel ran across and threw jelly on Kirby. Once all that happened Kirby was normal again. Then a Fanon logo fell on Gary and Kirby inhaled the Fanon logo. Then it got mad and made a clone of itself. Kirby ate the clone and swallowed Gary's Nintendo DS. Then Buggy Wuggy Duggy Muggy Huggy came in.

"It's Buggy Wuggy Duggy Mug- NOOOO!" screamed Rookie as he inhaled Rookie's pet computer bug (aka BWDMH) and then he was gone forever. "I-I-I-I never will have a com-m-m-m-m-mput-e-e-e-e-r bug like Bug-g-g-ggy Wuggy... *sob*" cried Rookie. Then <nowiki> tags started falling out of his beak.

"CHUNKS AWAY!" screamed the pookie, once again in an O'Chunks costume.

"We know it's you," Chill said.

"WAAAAAAA!" cried the Pookie.

Boss: O'Chunks???

battle music

Chill: Look! A unicorn!

O'Chunks: Eh unicorn! CHUNKS AWAY!

victory music

0 stair points earned!

Chapter Return

"How did... Nevermind," Mario said.

Then CP shook randomly.

Chapter 3: Bleh heh heh BLECK!

Coming soon