User:Chill57181/Not So EPF

Prologue: CP Goes Wacky

One day, Chill57181 got out of bed. However his treasured 5th Anniversary Hat was missing. Suddenly the Beta Hat, 2006 Party Hat, 2007 Party Hat, 2008 Party Hat, 4th Anniversary Hat and 5th Anniversary Hat appeared out of nowhere and started floating around his head.

"OH EM GEEEEEE! A CHANCE TO GET ALL THE PARTY HATS!" Chill screamed in excitement. He grabbed the 2005-2009 party hats, put them in his inventory, then grabbed the 2010 Party Hat and put it on his head. "I think I should go feed my puffles," he said.

He went out into the living room, and there were boxes everywhere and vortexes too. Suddenly a piece of the Shamrock pin floated by him, but he didn't notice. Then a Winged Viking Helmet fell from the attic and clonked him on the head. Then Orangey's tooth fell out, and then the same thing happened to Sunburst, and Speedy fell asleep.

"What the... This isn't right... At all!" Chill pondered. "I think I'll call LMGT."

He picked up his EPF Spy Phone and called LMGT. But it wasn't LMGT's voice he heard - it was Lightning McQueen's.

• Lightning: Hello?
• Chill: O_O
• Lightning: HELLO?
• Chill: Your not LMGT!!!!!!!!!

Chill broke his phone into pieces and Bouncer jumped out and randomly ate a log. He pieced it back together and called Mario.

• Mario???: Yes?
• Chill: You don't sound like Mario!
• Mario???: But I am Mario!
• Chill: Prove it!
• Mario???: Erm, Johnny wants to talk to you.

"Oh man, what do I do, I'm not Mario, now what!" screamed Elmo.

• Chill: MARIO? YOU THERE?
• Record Player: It's time for Sesame Street!
• Chill: O_O

Chill hung up and went over to Mario Rk's igloo. When he got there he saw Elmo and Cookie Monster.

"O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Chill. Then he saw Mario and LMGT inside a Cookie Machine, and Lightning McQueen was driving around a table in squares.

"Chill! Help! Cookie Monster is going to eat us!" called Mario.

"POOKIE ARMY!" cried Chill. Suddenly literally a million pookies came and tackled Cookie Monster and Elmo and broke Lightning McQueen.

"WELMO! GWIVE MWE WOO AUTOGWAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed a girl pookie.

"IT'S COOKIE MWONSTER! WUG ME PWEASE!" screamed another pookie.

Then a TV came on and it was showing Fred Goes Swimming.

• Fred: I got a letter! I bet it's from my dad! Nyunununununununununununununununununun

"IT'S FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!oneoneoneone11!!11!" screamed Elmo, Cookie Monster and the pookies. Suddenly they all blew up and destroyed the Cookie Machine.

"O_O" Chill, Mario and LMGT all said at the same time.

Chapter 1: O'Chunks to teh Rescue!

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