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The Twelfth Fish
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| The Twelfth Fish | |
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| Information | |
| Storyline | This play is about a Bard, a Jester and a Countess all going fishing. |
| Premiere | December 2007 May 2008 |
| Characters | Bard Jester Countess Fish |
| Music | Twelfth Fish Music |
| Background | Twelfth Fish Background |
The Twelfth Fish is a play at the Stage. It features a Fluffy the Fish. The Twelfth Fish hasn't been to the Stage in three years.
The Plot
This Shakespeare-like play is about a Countess, a Jester, and a Bard going to fish. A fish goes BLUB BLUB many times, and the two try to catch it. The two do catch it and they wish to eat it.
Actors
- Countess
- Jester
- Bard
- Fish
The Script
- Countess: The iceberg's a stage and we are penguins!
- Jester: A stage where every penguin plays a part.
- Bard: Fair maiden, shall we go and catch some fish?
- Jester: To fish or not to fish, that is the question!
- Countess: Good plan! Fishing is such a sweet comfort.
- Bard: Now is the winter of our fishing trip.
- Jester: As good luck would have it!
- Bard: The first thing we do, let's catch all the fish.
- Fish: BLUB BLUB!
- Jester: O fishing line, fishing line! Wherefore art thou doing fine?
- Fish: BLUBBETH!
- Countess: What fish through yonder ocean swim?
- Fish: DOUBLE, DOUBLE BLUB AND BUBBLE!
- Bard: But hark! What fish through yonder water peeks?
- Jester: A fish! A fish! My puffle for a fish!
- Fish: AY, THERE'S THE BLUB!
- Countess: Something fishy this way comes.
- Jester: With my empty tummy my eye doth feast.
- Bard: Now please get me a dish fit for the fish!
- Fish: BUT NEVER DOUBT I BLUB!
- Countess: Get thee to a fishery!
- Jester: "To dine, perchance to eat!
- Bard: If fish be the food of life, waddle on!
- Fish: Ha ha BLUB!
(Chases bard around the stage)
- Bard:YAAAAAAH! HELP! FISH! HELP! FISH!
- Countess:I've never saw a fish chase a penguin before.
Improvisation
- For what is best, that best I wish in thee.
- Fish, puffles, penguins, lend me your ears!
- We crew, we happy crew, we land of penguins.
- Small things make penguins proud.