User:Chill57181/Not So EPF

Prologue: CP Goes Wacky

One day, Chill57181 got out of bed. However his treasured 5th Anniversary Hat was missing. Suddenly the Beta Hat, 2006 Party Hat, 2007 Party Hat, 2008 Party Hat, 4th Anniversary Hat and 5th Anniversary Hat appeared out of nowhere and started floating around his head.

"OH EM GEEEEEE! A CHANCE TO GET ALL THE PARTY HATS!" Chill screamed in excitement. He grabbed the 2005-2009 party hats, put them in his inventory, then grabbed the 2010 Party Hat and put it on his head. "I think I should go feed my puffles," he said.

He went out into the living room, and there were boxes everywhere and vortexes too. Suddenly a piece of the Shamrock pin floated by him, but he didn't notice. Then a Winged Viking Helmet fell from the attic and clonked him on the head. Then Orangey's tooth fell out, and then the same thing happened to Sunburst, and Speedy fell asleep.

"What the... This isn't right... At all!" Chill pondered. "I think I'll call LMGT."

He picked up his EPF Spy Phone and called LMGT. But it wasn't LMGT's voice he heard - it was Lightning McQueen's.

• Lightning: Hello?
• Chill: O_O
• Lightning: HELLO?
• Chill: Your not LMGT!!!!!!!!!

Chill broke his phone into pieces and Bouncer jumped out and randomly ate a log. He pieced it back together and called Mario.

• Mario???: Yes?
• Chill: You don't sound like Mario!
• Mario???: But I am Mario!
• Chill: Prove it!
• Mario???: Erm, Johnny wants to talk to you.

"Oh man, what do I do, I'm not Mario, now what!" screamed Elmo.

• Chill: MARIO? YOU THERE?
• Record Player: It's time for Sesame Street!
• Chill: O_O

Chill hung up and went over to Mario Rk's igloo. When he got there he saw Elmo and Cookie Monster.

"O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Chill. Then he saw Mario and LMGT inside a Cookie Machine, and Lightning McQueen was driving around a table in squares.

"Chill! Help! Cookie Monster is going to eat us!" called Mario.

"POOKIE ARMY!" cried Chill. Suddenly literally a million pookies came and tackled Cookie Monster and Elmo and broke Lightning McQueen.

"WELMO! GWIVE MWE WOO AUTOGWAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed a girl pookie.

"IT'S COOKIE MWONSTER! WUG ME PWEASE!" screamed another pookie.

Then a TV came on and it was showing Fred Goes Swimming.

• Fred: I got a letter! I bet it's from my dad! Nyunununununununununununununununununun

"IT'S FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!oneoneoneone11!!11!" screamed Elmo, Cookie Monster and the pookies. Suddenly they all blew up and destroyed the Cookie Machine.

"O_O" Chill, Mario and LMGT all said at the same time.

Chapter 1: O'Chunks to teh Rescue!

"That was freaky!" said LMGT.

"Let's call Johnny and see what he's doing today," suggested Mario.

• Chill: Heeeey Johnny!
• Johnny: Oh, hi Chill. What's up?

WARNING: OVERUSED JOKE AHEAD

• Chill: The sky.
• Johnny: Oh. Well, I'm hanging out with Awesome right now.
• Chill: Bye.

"He's hanging out with Awesome. Let's go over there," suggested Chill.

Then some leather guy popped up.

"Heeeeeeey! Don't forget me!" said Fonzie.

"O_O you should be in Happy Days!" LMGT protested.

"But I wanna come along! I'm tired of being stuck in a TV screen!" Fonzie replied.

"Blah blah blah," said Mario out of boredom. "Oh look, a package!"

"Where?" Fonzie asked.

Suddenly Chill, Mario and LMGT ditched him while he wasn't looking.

"Oh, Mario, guess what?" Chill said.

"What?" Mario asked. Then Chill showed him a stick of TNT.

":O" Mario screamed and ran off.

"No, this is what I wanted to show you." Chill said. Then he went through his inventory and pulled out the Beta Hat he got. Suddenly he got a crowd of 100 penguins.

"O_O!!!!" screamed Mario. Chill put back on his 5th Year Anniversary Hat and the crowd ran away. Then they kept waddling to Johnny's Igloo.

"Knock knoooooooock! Any spaghetti-os at-ome?" Mario asked.

"Your weird." Chill said.

"I know! Isn't that awesome?" Mario replied.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Chill broke down the door and he saw Johnny, Awesome and Explorer inside. Oh, and a turtle carrying a mushroom.

"Hey Chill," Johnny said. Suddenly Oscar the Grouch popped out of Johnny's sink disposal.

"How many more Sesame Street references are we going to have in this story?" LMGT asked.

"Lots," said the fourth wall as he crashed onto LMGT. "This is what you get for breakin' meh!"

Boss: The Fourth Wall

battle music starts

Fourth Wall: You'll never defeat me!

Mario: Says who?

Fourth Wall: Says me! THE FOURTH WALL!

Choose attack!

Chill: What should I use... Wait! I got it!

Chill > Transform > Luigi

Chiluigi: Ya-hey! Luigi time!

"Luigi" > Jump > Springy Jump

Luigi: *bew chew* AHA!!!!!

Fourth Wall: Ooch! (18/20)

Mario: Let's-a go!

Mario > Stuff > Machine "Gum"

Fourth Wall: Owwowwowowowowoowowowowowowowowow (15/20)

Fourth Wall does a hard slam.

Luigi: Aww man! *poof*

Chill > Strategies > Change Partner

• Mario <
• LMGT

• Mario
• LMGT <

LMGT: Woot! Car dude's in action!

Kirby: KIRBY TO THE RESCUE!

Kirby > Inhale

Fourth Wall: NOOOO- (0/20)

victory music

You win 10 star points!

Chill: Whaaa? This isn't Paper Mario!

Chapter Return

"That was weird," said Explorer.

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: Kirby, Johnny, Awesome and Explorer

"Yay, woot," LMGT says in sarcasm.

"CHUNKS AWAY!"

"What was that?" asked Mario.

Suddenly O'Chunks sends himself crashing through Johnny's igloo.

"We don't need you!" protested Kirby.

"Chunks a-cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed O'Chunks as his costume fell off to reveal a Pookie.

"BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAG! End transmission!" screamed the Pookie.

Suddenly Chill ran off with his friends and Kirby, ditching the pookie.

Chapter 2: EPF Saves the Day... Or not

Chill, Mario, LMGT, Johnny, Awesome, Explorer and Kirby ran to the EPF Command Room which was crawling with computer bugs.

"I must find Buggy Wuggy Duggy Muggy Huggy!" proclaimed Rookie.

Then the friends (and Kirby) pulled up the System Defender and went into the Gadget Room.

"Gary, weird stuff has been happening," Chill said.

"Like fourth walls and kirbys and beta hats and sesame streets!" LMGT added.

"HERBERT!" Gary screamed. Then a million clones of Dot attacked all things random - starting with themselves which destroyed them. Suddenly Oscar the Grouch popped out of the Thingamabob 3001 and a purple cannon from System Defender began shooting Thingamajigs. Kirby inhaled a Thingamajig.

"Needs more salt!" Kirby said. Then the Thingamabob made two gloves come out that sprinkled salt on each Thingamajig. Kirby ate them all until he was very fat.

"O_O" said Explorer. Then he went into Phreaker Mode and Mabel ran across and threw jelly on Kirby. Once all that happened Kirby was normal again. Then a Fanon logo fell on Gary and Kirby inhaled the Fanon logo. Then it got mad and made a clone of itself. Kirby ate the clone and swallowed Gary's Nintendo DS. Then Buggy Wuggy Duggy Muggy Huggy came in.

"It's Buggy Wuggy Duggy Mug- NOOOO!" screamed Rookie as Kirby inhaled Rookie's pet computer bug (aka BWDMH) and then he was gone forever. "I-I-I-I never will have a com-m-m-m-m-mput-e-e-e-e-r bug like Bug-g-g-ggy Wuggy... *sob*" cried Rookie. Then <nowiki> tags started falling out of his beak.

"CHUNKS AWAY!" screamed the pookie, once again in an O'Chunks costume.

"We know it's you," Chill said.

"WAAAAAAA!" cried the Pookie.

Boss: O'Chunks???

battle music

Chill: Look! A unicorn!

O'Chunks: Eh unicorn! CHUNKS AWAY!

victory music

0 stair points earned!

Chapter Return

"How did... Nevermind," Mario said.

Then CP shook randomly.

Chapter 3: Bleh heh heh BLECK!

The friends and Kirby walked outside and the sky was purple.

"OH EM GEE! IT'S THE VOID!" screamed Mario.

Then they saw the Migrator coming.

"If we hurry we can get RH's autograph and stamp right away!" LMGT said. So they rushed over and saw Sharkbate and Hat Pop walking through.

"Hey Shark. Hey Hat," Chill said.

"Hiya!" Hat Pop called back. Kirby started floating onto the Migrator. However just as it was about to arrive...

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

The Void wiped out the Migrator! It was also questionable if Rockhopper, Yarr and Kirby still existed.

"BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA! End transmission!" cried Yarr.

Then Big Bird started to fly and hit the Lighthouse, and Oscar the Grouch came out of the top.

random nowiki tags and facepalms and O_Os

Unfortunately, Shark was zapped by an evil, grumpy Brown Puffle named Uberfuzzy.

"SHARK!" cried Hat. However, Shark was already a slave of Wikia. His name was Wikibate.

"Nowiki" said Wikibate.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Hat Pop

Wikibate was taken away in a capsule carried by Uberfuzzy.

The friends ran after him and eventually came to Uberfuzzy's Lair. Sannse the Hot Pink Penguin and Scarecroe the Penguin dressed as a scarecrow were there too.

Boss: Uberfuzzy and Co.

Hat: Eeep!

Choose attack!

Chill: I know!

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chill starts running at Uberfuzzy in his UFO-thingy and jumped - POK E!

Uberfuzzy: Ow. (29/30)

Alxy wave alxy wave

Hat > Flea

Hat activates an old PSA Spy Phone and Flea shows up and clones Hat and Chill.

Uberfuzzy > UFO Beam

Chill: ME PARTY HAT! (9/10)

WARNING: Chill loses 1 HP for every turn without a party hat!

Sannse > Wikia Talk

Sannse: Come back to Wikia and we will give you a Million Bucks.

Hat: No!

Wikia Talk was resisted! No damage was done!

Scarecroe > Scare Crows

ERROR: No crows to scare!

Wikibate > W Jump

BOING BOING BOING!

Chill: Oof oof oof! (6/10)

Chill > Amulet Shine

BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Uberfuzzy: Meow! (20/30)

Sannse: Waaaa! (10/20)

Scarecroe: Mooo! (10/20)

Wikibate: Baaaa! (10/20)

Chill: Wait, me party hat! (5/10)

DANGER!

Chill's Clone > Party Hat Poke

Uberfuzzy: That hurts ya know! (19/30)

Hat > Trickster

Hat: Oh look, a cookie!

Uberfuzzy: Where?

Uberfuzzy, Sannse, Scarecroe and Wikibate look down, and Hat pounds each one's head.

Hat: Fooled ya!

Uberfuzzy: Oh man... (10/30)

Sannse: How...dare...you...hit...girls... (0/20)

Scarecroe: Mweeeeeeeeeeeeeebweeee. (0/20)

Wikibate: Deee'oh! (0/20)

Sannse, Scarecroe and Wikibate faint. The friends get their star points.

Hat's Clone > Bunnies!

An army of bunnies attack Uberfuzzy.

Uberfuzzy: No! My UFO! (0/30)

The UFO sputters out, Uberfuzzy explodes and Wikibate turns back to normal.

Sharkbate: Woah, what happened?

Hat: Well, we were at the Beach and then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Everyone except Hat: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

A few hours later...

Hat: So that's what happened. ARE YOU SLEEPING!?

Everyone suddenly wakes up. Hey, gimmie the victory music nao.

victory music

Chapter 4: Whomping the Wompus

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Sharkbate

The friends walk out of Uberfuzzy's lair (which for some reason looks like a mix of Herbert's Hideout (from EPF2) and the Brown Puffle Cave) and see Ben.

"Hey Ben," Chill said.

"Hey Chill!" Ben replied.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Ben

The friends start running and they see a light blue penguin playing the banjo.

"Eeep! Stop! Run! Behind those bushes!!!" Chill squeals.

The friends jump into the Town snowbank. (Oh, if you like to picture it, it looks like they are inside a small, dark igloo)

"What's wrong?" Johnny asked.

"It's that guy... His name is Wompus and he hates me!!!" screamed Ben.

Mario puts on a tutu while nobody is looking but Explorer sees him doing it and spills some honey on his tutu.

"Awww man!" cried Mario.

Ben peeks out and Wompus spots him.

"YOU!!!" Wompus screamed.

"YOU!!!" Ben screamed back.

Ben clicks his flippers and DragonBeater, Barn Owls Rule and The Real Ben pop out of thin air. The 4 Ben's corner him and destroy him. Unfortunately Wompus pressed a remote that sends them into an RPG battle.

Boss: Wompus

Choose attack

Ben > Policy Violation

Wompus: Oh man, he violated the policy! Dat burnnnnnnnnnnnnssss! (50/100)

Ben: O_O His HP is high!

Drago > Policy Violation

Wompus: Ahh! SOCKPUPPETZ! IT BURNNNNNNNNSSSSS! (40/100)

Barn > Policy Violation

Wompus: DAT BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS! (30/100)

Real Ben > Policy Violation

Wompus: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (20/100)

Wompus > EXTREME EPIC ADMIN DESTROYER SPECTACLE ATTACK!

Ben and Socks: Uh oh.

Ben and Drago: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGSGOHUREHGLSGHJLSKRUGJSIGJELISERWIPPGPGSPGWCPSW (0/10)

Wompus: >=)

Barn > Limelight

A green light shines down and revives Ben and the Real Ben.

Wompus: BEEP

Shark: OMG! YOU VIOLATED A POLICY! BAN!

Shark channels some power and lightning strikes next to him, and makes Wompus bounce and fly into the sky.

Wompus: I'LL BE BACK!

victory music

Chapter Return

"Yaaaay!" Ben said. "Hey look, it's Alxy >:P"

"Stop teasing me!" cried Hal.

Chapter 5: Major Boss is Comin

"Oh man, a megaboss!" said Chill.

"How do you know?" asked Johnny.

"Because of the chapter name," Chill replied.

"YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL! RUN!" screamed LMGT.

Awesome skates into some honey and falls onto Mario's tutu. Then the Town gets wiped out by the Void. Luckily, they were already on the Dock border. But then Dimentiobertklutzaprotobotbleck shows up!

MEGABOSS: Dimentiobertklutzaprotobotbleck

D: I can attack 2 times in one turn!

Mario: You're weird.

Suddenly Herbert shows up and kicks D away.

REAL MEGABOSS: Herbert P. Bear, Esquire

Battle Music: Paper Mario - The Koopa Bros.

Chill: Epic battle themes FTW!

Chill > Switch Partner

• Mario
• LMGT <
• Kirby (CANNOT BE USED)
• Johnny
• Awesome
• Explorer
• Hat Pop
• Shark
• Ben (CURRENT PARTNER)

LMGT: Woot woot!

Chill > RARITY!!11111!!!!1!1!!!111oneoneoneone

Herbert: Lolwut?

Chill: Wait for it...

Chill puts on his Beta Hat and a million penguins begin to crowd him, trampling over Herbert in the process.

Herbert: RAAWR!!! (190/200)

LMGT: Fire deh Nowikizzz!

LMGT > Carz

Suddenly every kind of car from the year cars were created to the present rolls over Herbert.

Herbert: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (150/200)

Larry: Blagidagagagag! End transmission!

Chill: What are you doing here?

Larry: Isn't this one of Lemmy's Fun Fictions? *gets smashed by the fourth wall*

Fourth Wall: Hahaha!

Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Chinese Guy: Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoy!

Chill: Srsly, this isn't supposed to be random.

LMGT pulls out the script and points to the "Not So" in the title.

Chill: O. Dat explains everything.

Herbert > Stompy Thingy

Herbert tries to do a ground pound, but Chill steps out of the way and Herbert smashes through the ground.

Chill: Seriously, you should cut down on the donuts.

Herbert: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (0/200)

York: PWNed.

Cp kid: You can say that again.

victory music

Chapter Return

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: York and Cp kid

Awesome: Hey Cp kid.

Weegee: Weegee stare.

Everyone except Weegee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penguin by the igloos near the plaza: WHO BROKE THE GLASS IN MY IGLOO!?

Everyone except PBTINTP: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 6: Weegee Stare and WATuDOIN

PBTINTP walks over and engages in battle with the friends. Weegee shortly follows suit.

Boss: Weegee and Penguin by the igloos near the plaza

Chill: We just entered this chapter.

And the Fourth Wall.

Boss: Weegee and Penguin by the igloos near the plaza and Fourth Wall

Lakitu: Petey?

Petey Piranha facepalms.

Chill: GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!

The force from Chill's scream blows Lakitu and Petey into the ocean.

LMGT: Caaaaaarss...

Chill > Transform > Luigi

Chiluigi: Weegee stare.

"Luigi" > Weegee Stare

Weegee: Oh no. (8,000/OVER 9,000)

Angry Penguin/PBTINTP: Wuttt (4/5)

Fourth Wall: The car dude won't beat me this time. (Socks/Underpants)

LMGT: Lolwut?

Fourth Wall: Grrrr... (30/40)

Ninja: WATuDOIN?

CK (Cp kid): It's WATuDOIN, my arch-enemy that I never even met but somehow he's my enemy!

Ninja/WATuDOIN: Can I come in yet?

Director: No, you're not coming into the story yet.

The sheer randomness makes everyone lose power.

WATuDOIN: Okee.

Weegee: Waaaah! (5,000/OVER 9,000)

Angry Penguin: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttt? (1/5)

Fourth Wall: Seriously, this story is getting creepier by the minute. (20/40)

LMGT: OMG! U BROKEZ TEH FOR WALLZ!

Fourth Wall: Oh no. Now I have to fall on myself. (0/40)

However, Fourth Wall also squashes Angry Penguin and Weegee.

Weegee: WE'LL BE BACK! ONE MORE THING! (100/OVER 9,000 - POWER DRAINING)

Weegee > Last Resort "Cheesy" Stare

Chil-eegee Statue: Ahhhhhhh! Grub grub grub!

Chill turns to normal.

Chill: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Weegee: What, it's cheesy! (60/OVA 9000 - POWA DRAIN)

Weegee > Last Resort "sorta better then cheesy" Stare

Chil-eegee Statue: Hah! I'm about to turn back and then Imma stick me tongue at you!

Nothing happens.

Chil-eegee Statue: Plz?

Weegee: Ha! You will never turn back!(30/OV NIN-TOSAND - ITZ DRAININ)

LMGT: Yeah right.

Weegee > Last Resort "sorta better then cheesy" Stare

LMG-eegee Statue: Uh oh.

Weegee: You are cursed to live like this forever. Now goodbye. (11/OVE 9000 - DRAIN!!!111!!!!oneoneone)

Weegee explodes, but the force sends the Weegee Statues careening backwards.

victory music

Chapter Return

Chill opens a door in the Weegee Statue and so does LMGT. They both crawl out.

"What a horrible attack." said LMGT.

Meanwhile, CK is still worried about WATuDOIN returning. Everyone begins to walk over to the Beach. There is a white ship made out of black lines there, with MIgratOR scribbely written on it. A hole opens up in the ground and a UFO with a brown thingy in it drops a coin in the hole.

"SHINY!" screamed Mario as he jumped in.

>_<

oh look spam

Suddenly Sanity Penguin comes by and randomly throws spam onto the Lighthouse.

"D= a spam lamb" said Chill.

The friends board the drawn Migrator, and they see the Rockhopper's Rare Items catalog. However they can't buy anything because Rockhopper is still gone.

"Coolio! Rockhopper is giving out a blonde pirate wig this time and it's free too!" Johnny said.

"OMG FIRST NON-MEMBAR HAIRZ EVA! GIMMEH!" screamed LMGT.

Everyone pushed and shoved to get the first-ever non-member wig.

"Woah, dudes, you realize there is TONS of hair in the Treasure Book???" Chill said.

Suddenly everyone is no longer excited, but Johnny puts it on anyway.

"Hey, we have to save Mario!" Explorer said.

"Hey, I haven't been in this story yet >:(" complained GGD.

"You're right! Uh, author?" Chill said.

Meanwhile, at the author's computer.

"Mmmmm, these pretzels are great." the author says.

"AUTHOR!" Chill screams again.

"Oh, sorry, whadya want?" asked the author.

"We need GGD in the story." Chill replied.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: GGD

"Much bettar!" GGD said.

"Oh, BTW, you just broke meh, so, ehh..." the Fourth Wall said.

The Fourth Wall makes a target around LMGT, but he steps away at the last minute, and Oscar the Grouch pops out of the hole, being squashed to his doom.

"SCRAM!" Oscar screams.

"That's great, 3/4 Sesame Street characters have been eliminated from this story!" Shark said.

"O_O how do you know what happened in the first chapter?" Chill asked.

"Uhh, magic?" Shark replied.

Everyone shrugged. Anyways, they got off the Migrator and jumped down into the hole.

Chapter 7: Let's-a Go Rescue Mario! Yippe!

The friends jump into the hole and look around. Unfortunately, the coin was bouncing around the cave so Mario went deeper to find it.

"Where could he be?" said Chill as they walked through the cave. Meanwhile he decides to check his partner stats.

• Mario
• LMGT
• Kirby
• Johnny
• Awesome
• Explorer
• Hat Pop
• Shark
• Ben
• York
• Cp kid
• GGD

"Don't ask me, I have no idea :P" Johnny replied.

They went deeper into the hole and Explorer turned on his ipod. It was playing "Lineland Road" from Super Paper Mario.

"Sup...super...Super Paper....Super Paper Mario..." said a mysterious voice.

CK did a facepalm, knowing that this was probably WATuDOIN. Almost on que, WATuDOIN walked out, with O'Chunks following him.

"We know it's you, pookie." LMGT said.

"Eh, Em not pookeh, em O'Chunks!" O'Chunks replied. "And by erder of Count Bleck, I 'ave to get chunky on yeh!

Boss: WATuDOIN and O'Chunks

Battle Music: General Guy Battle

Chill: Unfitting music for a hairy guy that loses and a ninja.

O'Chunks: WEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT?

Choose attack

Chill > Party Hat Poke

O'Chunks: Nooo! Meh beard! (99/100)

LMGT > Nowiki Launch

WATuDOIN: OW! That gots me eye D. (60/70)

O'Chunks > Toss 'Em

Chill: Ooof! (8/10)

WATuDOIN > Ninja Skillzzzzzzzzz aka Annoy

WATuDOIN: WATuDOIN?

Chill: Nothin. WATuDOIN? Ow! (7/10)

Chill made a random statement! He lost HP!

LMGT: That's just dumb.

Alxy wave Alxy wave

Ben: ^_^

Shark: Can we move this battle along?

Chill > Change Partner

• Mario
• LMGT
• Kirby
• Johnny <
• Awesome
• Explorer
• Hat Pop
• Shark
• Ben
• York
• Cp kid
• GGD

Johnny: Yeah!

Chill > Party Hat Poke

O'Chunks tossed Chill away!

Chill: Oooooof! (6/10)

Johnny > Card-Jeeeeetsu... FIAR! RUNZ!!!

Suddenly the arena is transformed into a Card-Jitsu Fire battle, and the Card-Jitsu Water music plays.

• Chill - 6 HP
• Johnny - 6 HP
• O'Chunks - 6 HP
• WATuDOIN - 6 HP

It's Chill57181's turn

Chill jumps onto a fire spot.

• Chill - Fire Card, 6
• Johnny - Fire Card, 2
• O'Chunks - Water Card, 12
• WATuDOIN - Fire Card, 7

Chill: Oh noes!

• Chill - 5 HP
• Johnny - 5 HP
• O'Chunks - 5 HP
• WATuDOIN - 6 HP

O'Chunks: I was supposed to beat you all >:(

Johnny makes the arena explode and it turns back to normal.

O'Chunks: Ooooofy! (80/100)

WATuDOIN: Blagidagagagagagg! End transmission! (0/70)

Chill: I think I found a running gag.

O'Chunks > ELECTRICITY GUMS

Chill: Lolwut

O'Chunks shocks Chill!

Chill: BLAGIDAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAAGA! END TRANSMISSION! (0/10)

Chill faints.

Chill: X_X

Johnny > SWITCH

Johnny becomes the main player! The partner is now Awesome.

Johnny > FIAR

O'Chunks: BLADIGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION! (30/100)

Awesome > Super Fist of the Awesomeness: Automatic Destruction

O'Chunks: BLADIGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!! (0/100)

victory music

Chapter Return

"Was that really necessary?" Chill asked.

"Yes :-D" Johnny replied.

Chapter 8: Let's A Go Rescue Mario: The REAL Deal

The friends run through the cave and see Mario chasing the coin. There are also strange "W" paintings on the walls.

"That looks similar to the W that was on Sharkbate's cap when he was Wikibate!" Hat pointed out.

Eventually they caught up to Mario and the coin stopped. However, it turned into...

"SANNSE?????????" everyone screamed.

Then Scarecroe bounded through the other end of the cave, and Uberfuzzy flew in.

"I've had enough of you guys!" Shark said.

"SHARK! NO!" Hat screamed.

But it was too late. The outburst turned him into Wikibate. Then Fonzie showed up.

"O_O" said Explorer.

"I'm still mad at you for ditching me in Chapter 1 >:( So I'm going to destroy you :D" Fonzie said.

Boss: Uberfuzzy and Co. as well as Fonzie

Chill: Rematches are dumb >:P

Uberfuzzy: We all have upgraded HP now! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- cough cough cough cough cooooof

Sannse: ...

Choose attack

Chill > CHEW ON STUFFS

Chill grows a pair of buck teeth like Orangey's, and starts gnawing on Uberfuzzy's UFO. It breaks and he drops to the ground.

Uberfuzzy: Ow. (45/50)

Johnny > Step On It!

Johnny steps on Uberfuzzy.

Uberfuzzy: :| (44/50)

Uberfuzzy > Jump

Uberfuzzy jumps on Chill and steals his party hat!

Chill: >:( (9/10)

WARNING: BLAH BLAH BLAH READ CHAPTER 3

Sannse > Wikia Talk

Sannse: Come back to Wikia and we will give you a Million Bucks.

Johnny: Can't. We're not admins.

Wikia Talk didn't work!!!!!!!!111!1!11!!oneoneoneone!111!11

Scarecroe > Scare Birds

Scarecroe stands still for a few seconds. Then he moves really fast.

Chill: O_O You call that an attack?

Chill and Johnny burst out laughing.

Wikibate > W Jump

BOING BOING BOING

Chill: Owie! (6/10)

Johnny: I demand you guys to stop!

Fonzie > Coooooool

Fonzie puts on some sunglasses.

Chill: Lolwut? OW! (5/10)

Chill realizes that he still doesn't have his party hat.

Chill > Switch Partner > Explorer

Explorer: Yay!

Chill > I ROBZ YOU!

Suddenly, a messenger bag, ninja mask and cape appear on Chill. Gamgee appears dressed exactly the same. They attack Uberfuzzy.

Items stolen: Party Hat

Chill: Yay, no more of that! (5/10)

DANGER!

Chill: O rite.

Explorer > Winston

Explorer: Ohhh Winstooooooooon!

Winston appears (read teh fanon to find out about him) and hugs Uberfuzzy. Then he pops.

Uberfuzzy: BLAGAIGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGG! End transmission! (0/50)

However...

Awesome: I'LL SAVE YOU!

Awesome > SUPER FIST OF THE AWESOMENESS: AUTOMATIC DESTRUCTION OR WATEVA IT WAS CALLED

All enemies: AHHHHHH! (0/Whateva they had!!!!)

Wikibate turns back to Sharkbate.

Sharkbate: I GOTS ME A BELL!

Chapter Return

Everyone decides to visit Gary again. Suddenly the Peach song from PM64 plays.

"That's weird." Chill said.

The friends got in the elevator (it's a tight fit D:) and Rookie is having a meltdown.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" cried Rookie.

They go into the Gadget Room and see what's going on with G.

"OH EM GEE IT'S HARBART!" screamed Gary.

"O_O nvm" said Mario as they walked out.

"Hey I haven't said much in this adventure :( Can I be like Morton where he talks a lot?" GGD said.

"Well..." Chill said.

"Great :D That's awesome, stupendous, superb, cool, nice, and good. I am going to make a speech about cake because I like cake and it's good because it's delicious because I think it tastes good and- *SOCK!*"

"MPPPHY MPPPHY MPPPPPPHY! MPPPH MPPPHMIPPHON!" screamed GGD.

"He said "Blagidagagagagag! End Transmission!", because I shoved a sock in his mouth." Roy Koopa said.

"WRONG UNIVARSE!" Chill said.

Roy Koopa teleports away and GGD returns to normal.

Chapter 9: Return of Kirby

The friends went to the beach and saw a heart laying in the sand.

"ET" said Mario.

Everyone started staring at him.

"What?" Mario asked.

They picked up the heart and everything flashed. Suddenly the Migrator was back and so was Kirby, Rockhopper and Yarr. Everyone got a popup that said "STAMP EARNED ROCKHOPPER". Everyone collected his autograph.

"Woot!" Johnny said.

Suddenly there was a huge rumble.

"What was that?" asked CK.

RUMBLE!

"I hope it's not the Void again!" said Awesome.

Suddenly Kirby didn't feel well. He spit out Rookie's pet computer bug and it landed in Rookie's flippers in the Command Room.

":D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D" said Rookie.

RUMBLE!

"ARGH GIMMIE FOOD NOWWWWWWWWWWW!" screamed LMGT. He was actually a big glutton.

Chill facepalmed. "Argh, your always hungry."

Suddenly there was a storm. But this wasn't just any storm. It was raining...DONUTS!

"YAY DONUTS!" LMGT screamed. He jumped at a HUGE chocolate donut and ate it in like 0.7 gatrillion seconds.

double facepalm

Then Sanity started throwing spam lamb. LMGT didn't like spam at all so he kicked it away and replaced them all with donuts.

"NOM NOM NOM!" LMGT said, eating 3562 donuts at once.

Then it started raining fried chicken. Then cake. Then Puffle O's. LMGT ate them all. Then the storm cleared up.

"I'm full.........." LMGT said. Everyone gave him a funny look when suddenly...

BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH

Oh no! It was Wario!

"HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!" Wario said.

The friends threw him into the sea.

"I feel...a megaboss coming..." said Chill.

Chapter 10: Herbert's Revenge! Well, sorta

WATuDOIN walked over.

"Hey dudes! Guess wat! Harbutt is going to get revenge on you with his pet crab thingy!" WATuDOIN said.

"I wish you would just call me Herbert..." Herbert replied.

MEGABOSS: Klutzy

Battle Music: Tutankoopa Battle

Klutzy: You can't jump me mwahahaha.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Klutzy: Nope.

Explorer > Winston

Explorer: Winstoooooooooooooooooooooon!

Winston comes and hugs Klutzy, but Klutzy pinches him and Winston explodes.

Klutzy: Clicky owww! (199/200)

Klutzy > Mega Pinch

Chill: BOOM! (1/10)

PERIL!

Explorer: I gots an idea.

Explorer > HP RAISE

DING DING DING!

Chill's HP has been raised to 20! All of the partners' HP has been raised to 20!

Klutzy: CHEATER!

Chill > STEP ON IT!

Chill steps on Klutzy but, because of his checkered shoes, is unaffected by the pinch.

Klutzy: Impossible! (198/200)

WATuDOIN: Harbutt, your crabs losin'.

Herbert: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Herbert beats up WATuDOIN.

Explorer > Hehehe BOMB

Klutzy: NOO! (150/200)

Klutzy > Video Games

Klutzy: D: (0/200)

Chill: Haha, Klutzy defeated himself.

victory music

Chapter 11: Sailin' To See The Sea

"Meh. I'm bored." said LMGT.

"Same here..." said Johnny who was throwing a bouncy ball up at the Lighthouse again and again.

FLASH FLASH

"O_O" Kirby said.

Suddenly the Town was back.

"Horray!" said Chill in a weird voice.

"I got an idea, let's sail the Migrator!" Mario said.

Everyone agreed and jumped onto the Migrator. Meanwhile at the Pizza Parlor...

"ROCKHOPPER ROCKHOPPER ROCKHOPPER!" screamed a group of penguins. "ADD US PLEASE!!!!!!!!"

"Aye, I can't add mateys!" Rockhopper said. "But I can give ye autographs!"

Rockhopper handed everyone an autograph. Suddenly Tazboi pushed through the crowd and gave Rockhopper a bell.

"YOU GOTS YOU A BELL!" he screamed.

Everyone stared and Tazboi ran off.

"Arrr, I have an idea! Let's all race to the Migrator!" Rockhopper said.

Everyone started to race. Rockhopper was in the lead the whole time until...

"ME SHIP! IT'S GONE!" cried Rockhopper.

"OMG!" everybody said.

Meanwhile, out at sea...

"Sailing ova the ocean blue do do do..." sang York.

"York, you should NOT be singing." GGD replied.

"Ocean-y music, please." Chill said.

"Sailing ova the ocean blu- *SOCK!*" sang York.

GGD put a record in a CD player and it was playing Ocean Voyage.

"O_O those two items aren't even compatible!" LMGT said.

"Don't question weird physics and stuff!!!!" GGD replied.

"Meh, now I'm hungry again." LMGT said.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Meanwhile back at the Beach...

"ARRRRGH! I'll get ye ship-robbers!" screamed Rockhopper as he threw a piece of fried chicken where the Migrator was.

And, since Rockhopper was staying there the whole time, anybody who randomly wandered to the Beach got a stamp and background.

Meanwhile, at the Migrator AGAIN...

Fried chicken falls onto the Migrator.

":O MUST EAT!" screamed LMGT.

Then he gobbled down the whole thing at once.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

"Stop being such a glutton!" Chill said.

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

"OH NOES! IT'S THE KRAKEN!" screamed Kirby.

Boss: The Kraken

Kraken: Mweeeeheeehohohhaahahahaa!

Choose attack

Chill > Partner > York

York: RAWR!

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chill attempts a Party Hat Poke on the Kraken, but it grabs him and pulls him under the water.

Chill: BLUB BLUB BLUB! (1/20)

PERIL!

York: NO!

York randomly stomps the Kraken with such force that Chill flings back onto the ship.

Chill: Owwwww... (0/20)

Chill does a sortafaint. (He was already laying down)

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