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Resignation Letter
See it at Forum:Resignation.
Barkjon: the best thing since Sliced Bread
The title says it all.
BARKJON RULES!
The Turtlenators say "Hail TurtleShroom!", but I say "BARKJON RULES!". He's a better leader than I am, so listen to him more than me. He's got big plans, and I'm nearing obsoetion (I use Office 2003 and enjoy hymns in a world of streamlining and rock and roll). Of course, I may catch up in my ways, but Barkjon's the future.
Barkjon's awesome like that.
TurtleShroom, CPW Dictator
Jesus Loves you and died for you!
For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not die, but have Eternal Life.
For God did not send his Son to condemn the world, but through Him the world may be saved.
- - John 3:16-17, the Holy Bible
Welcome All
Last Sunday (as of writing this), my church pastor held a sermon, citing the book of James in the Bible, a book I never heard of.
I need the information I read that day:
Copied and Pasted from the Word of God, NIRV, James 2:8-9...
8 The royal law is found in Scripture. It says, "Love your neighbor as you love yourself."—(Leviticus 19:18) If you really keep that law, you are doing what is right. 9 But you sin if you don't treat everyone the same. The law judges you because you have broken it.
I'll remember that when I do my dictating. Welcome all. That includes homosexuals. The Wiki awaits!
w:c:clubpenguin:
Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) :) Speak to the Webmaster! I command you! 23:35, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
The Greatest Quote any Wiki User ever Said!
“ | Augh!! Rockhoppers! There were at least ten of 'em! | ” |
My Weirdest CP Quotes
Why do I say these things?!
“ | I AM BRAIN SCROOGE!!! | ” |
“ | ACP IS HUMBUG! | ” |
“ | PAY YOUR POKEMON TAX! | ” |
“ | DOUBLE FOR RARE POKEMON! QUADRUPLE FOR DARKRAI! PAY UP ROBOT!! | ” |
Pictures
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Hey look! It's me!
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Hmm... I wonder what the next mission will be like?
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Look! He has the pi symbol on his jersey! NERD!
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TURTLES RULE!!
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MUSHROOMS ARE AWESOME!!
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My digital signature, hand-drawn with MS Paint.
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Amazingly, Cadence ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENCE. She made a personal reply, declaring turtles "awesome".
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ROTFL MATER CARD!
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You can find anything on the Internet, including gothic rabbits.
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I LOVE THIS IMAGE!
My Signature
Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) :) 19:04, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
Subpages
Thanks to the brilliance of Sockpuppets, there will be a Best of the Best awards system where I (alone) pick the best of the best in each category. Obviously, I can't pick my own items (that would be STUPID).
- Using ancient CSS code that was copied and pasted from an Internet Archive site, I was able to create a functional skin (with extra large text) of this entire wiki!
HUZZAH!
View it here!
- I archived my entire talk page today. I also collected some of my favorite messages from my huge talk page and put them in their own space.
God says don't discriminate... so I won't.
SCAVENGER HUNT TIME! - Based off of Sharbate's genius idea, try and find the stuff I've hidden! Believe me, it's HARD to locate MY stuff when you know this whole wiki since it had 300 pages!
User:TurtleShroom/The Wikiam Annexation - When Ben got probation, I annexed his Kingdom, or should i say, my kingdom.
Things You Probably Did Not Know (or Care) About Me
- I support New Start in its no-discrimination policies.

- I have a secret.
- I have Aspergers Syndrome, a form of autism.
- I was once referred to as Tortuga de seta (Spanish for turtle mushroom, thank you Google Translate).
- I will use Microsoft Windows until it ceases to exist. I discovered computers on Windows, and I will use Windows forever, even though that Macintosh desktops are superior in processing power and speed, not to mention that they can run Windows 95-Vista as well as the Apple System.
- Even though FireFox is a much better browser, I will always use Internet Explorer. I can't really explain why, but I just like it... I guess.
- I first discovered the computer at age four, and I played my first video game at age four. The computer was a Windows 95, and the game was Super Mario Brothers Three for the Nintendo Entertainment System.
- I am currently sixteen (16) years old and I still play Club Penguin... and Webkinz. On CP, my penguin is TurtleShroom. On Webkinz, I have two creatures: Yulesworth (reindeer) and T-Mobile (turtle).
- I need a life.
- I someday hope to earn a living in the computer industry. The IT field pays big, and I am really good at networking, the occupation's primary requirement.
- I REALLY need a life. Seriously.
- Anyone who has totalitarian rule on a wiki needs a life.
- I have seen pieces of toast with more of a life than me.
- I have received hate mail... A LOT.
- Any criticism of any kind swarms me with guilt that haunts me for hours upon hours.
- That Fred guy on YouTube has more of a life than I do... and that's not saying much! Fred is a freak!
- I need a life, I really need a life.
- I hate the Un-CP.
Fear
For all honesty, I am afraid of:
1. Fictional Mutation (like the man-to-monster, not real world). I saw a show once where that happened in full, the only censor being a sillouette. Any form of mutation (into a monster real world does not bother me) officially frightens me. I STILL get shaky when thinking about it.
2. The death of my family members. My great-grandmother particularly. The good thing, though, is that as believers in Christianity, I always make it through, since my religion states a paridise for believers.
3. Tornadoes. Nothing is scarier than a swirling vortex of death ripping apart your building (I've only had tornado WARNINGS, not actual funnel clouds, but I panic). Yet, I enjoy watching tornadoes on the television.
4. Lack of censorship. Swearing makes me cringe, nudity makes me run for my parents' care.
5. I am a clean freak. This may not be a fear, but I wash my hands quite a bit.
6. Criticism/hate mail of my actions. One hatred and I feel guilt for hours on end.
Miscellaneous
Where else could I put these?
<img src="http://bubsthemimicker.com/mushroombubs.gif" border="0">
This is a "Mushroom Bubs", obtained from
<a href="http://thelordnick.com/bubs">TheLordNick.com/Bubs</a>
I'm Proud to be an American!
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This was created for me by Sockpuppets411. Thank you!
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TurtleShroom is an American. |
Awards
“ | All that glitters... is not gold. | ” |
— Spongebob Squarepants, Gatling Brothers (in song), old proverb.
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I finally figured out what that saying means. Awards will fade. Respect, trust, friendship, God, and happiness will not. It means more to me when users decide to stay in times of turmoil than any virtual trophy does. It's the stability of the wiki and trust of the community that truly matters.
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E-GADD!! It's the fabled platinum snowflake, for making more than 2000 edits!
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V-Rex originally made this star for users with great contributions, but since V-Rex never makes edits anymore, I thought that I would give it to you. You have been editing for a long time and your edits are of a high quality. Robbsi 09:36, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
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I've put you up to silver. (Who signed this?)
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Happyface414 seems to respect me as well! Thank you!
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Awarded because Mrperson777 thinks you are cool!
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Freeloh awards this to users he respects or deems worthy.
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From SkaterBlueScat... more respect! Looks nice, doesn't it?
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Respect from Super24daisy.
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This one is for respect. (Aqua Jet)
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You, Turtleshroom, have earned my respect as a penguin and a very smart (and nice) person!
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The MikeMic Award. Granted by Pingu Penguin
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Metal Manger stands with me, and we all scream: "HAIL TURTLESHROOM"!
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You are the greatest user ever to step flipper in this wiki!
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I trust you! --šk8rßluscat 20:41, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
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THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU ARE!!!! I trust you! THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU ARE!!!!
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The Sheepman award
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Dancing Penguin's award.
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Denno Senshi has defected to the good side!
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Yep, another one. From Ozker.
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Shine! **sparkle sparkle** Sk8rbluscat, Respect
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You, Turtleshroom, are gifted with ms paint! You are officially one with the digital pencil!
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More respect.
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You read it. I am officially "Awesome".
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Flystar's Award.
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"You get this for being in the Gryffindor High Council".
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Penguin eating funnels?! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!
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Even ninjas bow to my awesomeness.
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Stare at it too long, and you'll have a seizure... in a pineapple under the sea.
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This thing.
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A puffle bearing my namesake.
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"Patrickrocks09's Eagle award".
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"This User Is A Worthy Editor"
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The Diamond award, for making 3000+ edits!
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Award from who knows where.
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"My respect award for you!" - from who knows where.
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This is a poorly drawn Unaward from some weird doofus named User:Bubby00000. Never hard of him, never even seen his edits, and I get this.
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I'm not a king. Read the title, User:Bubby00000... or doofus.
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I am a Friend of Wompus.
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I lack all authority to dance within the premisis of User:Ben 100022, because I apparently diasgree with his promotion demand, and because I told him he was unworthy to associate himself with Ben Ten, who my five-year-old-cousin says does good for the benefit of others and heroism, ect. .
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Alxeedo claims I am awesome.
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Appreciation from Sharkbate!
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Sharkbate thinks I am awesome.
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Respect from everyone's favorite carnivorous fish.
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Sharkbate says I am an awesome friend.
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Here's my award...for you! You totally deserve it!-- Barkjon Complaints here! 23:47, 13 March 2009 (UTC)]]
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I was one of Sharkbate's heroes when he came here, or so he tells me. :)
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Barkjon thinks I am awesome... again.
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An invitation to a party long gone.
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Wompus' Peace Offering
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Wompus hired G to praise my awesomeness!
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SITH CLUB AWARD!
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SITH CLUB AWARD!
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OOJH123's award.
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An award from Barn Owls Rule.
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According to the description, this is a Vandal Control award. I presume I earned it because I kick boohonkus and annialate villains on contact.
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This was granted by Chill57181
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Congratulations!
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Staffan15's AWARD!
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Sith Club Fan Award
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I have completed Burpy678's Quiz! I'm a winner!
This is Actually Hilarious
===Nine Ways to Die - by Bubby===
- Look at Turtleshroom's face
- I have pimples and facial hair. The acne may do it. -TS
- Look at his edits
- OH, THE HORROR! What agony to look at beneficial additions! -TS
- Look at his shirt
- Usually, it's a Bible shirt, a colored shirt, or shirts I got from events I have attended in the past. I have a few American shirts and two those "Just Say No to Drugs" school shirts.
- Look at his awards
- Or your poorly drawn ones with boxes and "TS IS NOT A KING!".
- Look at Turtleshroom likers
- Most of the wiki.
- Look at the box I sent while TurtleShroom is in it
- Or, just look at the box. It's REALLY, REALLY poorly drawn.
- Talk to TurtleShroom
- Like you did to me. Wait, you're dead now!
- Tell TurtleShroom to meet you on CP
- Lots of dead penguin bodies nowadays.
- Even if you say "TurtleShroom"!
- Look, you just died... TWICE!
- --Bubby00000 18:06, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
- Doofus.
Templates
File:Smile spin.gif | This User has Autism |
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BEWARE! This user is a Ninja!!!! Behold their awesomeness and TREMBLE!
I SAID TREMBLE! |
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TurtleShroom is a member on Club Penguin! Now, look at this badge! |
This user is from the Blue Team! |
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TurtleShroom is a fan of Gary! |
3000 | This user has made over 3000 edits on the Club Penguin Wiki. |
TurtleShroom has seen Rockhopper! Arrr! |
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This user voted for Lavender in the 2009 Color Vote! |
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TurtleShroom is an Elite Penguin Force Agent. Thanks to this penguin, Herbert's plans are always spoiled! |
This User has written at least one Story! |
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This user was featured on the now defunct Wall of Worthy Editors! |
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HUZZAH! TurtleShroom has seen the White Puffle in the wild! |
NAME | This user's penguin is called Turtle Shroom (ya think?).. |
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This user was or is the Penguin of the Month! |
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Guess what? TurtleShroom is a Level 5 Member on Club Penguin! Oooooooh! Aaaaaaah! |
TurtleShroom has seen Gary the Gadget Guy! |
-5 (EST) | This user is 5 hours behind UTC and goes by USA Eastern time. |
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This user beat Sensei and got the Ninja Mask! |
MAZE | This user completed the Sith Cub Maze while it existed. |
Image Gifts
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Here it is. Hope you like it. It took me a long time to make. I'm not sure if you've noticed on the main talk page, I made a new logo right here. <-- The previous unsigned comment was from MrPerson777
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You like turtles, right? Well... you may like this photo I found at Google. Look! Aqua Jet
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This one is for answering my questions. (Aqua Jet)
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...Hmm, am I crazy or is that turtle wearing a mushroom?
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...No, it can't be... I must be seeing things. Just walk away...
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Whoa man... I should lay off the sweet tea.......
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Looks realistic, doesn't it?
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Microsoft Office Clip-Art!
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I'm invited to something... but what?!
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Aaawwww....
Then there's this:
Affliations
There are a few CP coallitions (or armies) which I am affliated with.
- THE NACHOS (official, fictional application approved)
- Rank: Ranger, Fjord Navy
- DIGITAL SPIRAL ALLIANCE (official, application approved)
- Rank: Computer Master
- ICE WARRIORS (friend)
- Rank: None (not enrolled)
- CHEESE ARMY DIVISION (ally)
- Rank: Not in army, but I did ally them with the Nachos.
- MWA MWA ATTACKERS (quit)
- Rank: Quit. I deserted this group after realizing it was both unclean and run by Ben10002, and am now a solo "bay bee" scarer.
External Links
- Be sure to see my User Page on Wikipedia!!
- I am the founder of the Encyclopedia of SimGolf - Sim Golf Wiki - SimGolf Wiki. Be sure to check it out!
- I am an administrator of the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack Wiki. I was not the founder. Are you a Flapjack fan? The wiki needs you!
- I have been making YouTube videos for quite some time now. YouTube Page
- In the name of the Club Penguin Wiki, I bought the number 77734! No, really! [1]
Uhm Hi there Turtleshroom!
I know I'm suppose to leave a message in the Talk Page, but some person blocked me from placing my comment on there, so I guess I'll just saying something that perhaps might help you in the future, :) Please put this on the talk page, but do not delete this mini-messege to Turtleshroom please. :) Here is what I said:
"Hey Turtleshroom. I do not own a wikia account or anything, but let me give you some advice. Uhm remember the time when Iatw was pissing you off like crazy? Well, I read their post about you and the comment about you saying your "over protected father blah blah blah" stuff? W ell... once Iatw attacks you, the best way is to do nothing at all. EXACTLY NOTHING I MEAN NOTHING AT ALL! Iatw is undefeatable, it's really hard. Not only you need mind reading skills and killer pwnage skills, but they can almost do anything to you. I know your father is a bit too over protected... uhm... I have to admit, YOUR DAD IS TOO OVER PROTECTED! If you want, tell him this: "Uhm dad, this guy on the internet said that you shouldn't be too over protected. He said that if I'm too protected, then bad things would happen in the future". It's kind of a fact, because when I was younger, my teacher said that over protected kids are more likely to do bad things in the future because they can't see the "outside world". Do you get what I mean? Other than that, I did post something about why Iatw did so much dammage on this wikia, but I feared the walruses would find out my identity and write horrible things about me on their wikia so I deleted what I wrote. I may re-write it remotely somewhere, someday. The truth is, the "wall of shame" or what ever you put on your wikia that had many walruses posted on the Wall of Shame was a bad idea. You know them, they are hardcore cyber bullies, they do almost anything to screw up one's life. So like I said before, don't do anything! Here is what I would do. 1. Let the walruses do what they do, and undo the vandalism. In addition, ban them at all costs. 2. Homepage, write a notice saying this: "Iamthewalruses are vandalizing our wiki, please find and undo any vandalism and ban them at all cost please." This way, it would sound more "formal" and it's not panic like. 3. Call those internet security stuff saying that cyber bullies are screwing them up. 4. Walrus's attacks won't last long, after a week or two, they would stop. :) 5. Don't post what your dad said or something, that would make the walruses laugh harder at you. Hope that kinda helped, reply back on my talk page. ;) Oh and, it's best not to be over religious, cause that's how many problems happen, you don't want to be like St. Augustine; he went nuts saying GOD IS AWESOME or something similar to that and later got arested because they thought he was mentally ill. Uhm he got released a few days after I think. LOL XD"
~Anonymous~
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