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Pi Day

Hello

• Salutations!
• Greetings!
• Greetings scientists!
• How are you?
• Aha, I'm glad you could join me
• Good day to you
• Hello, I'm Gary the Gadget Guy
• You can call me Gary
• I am quite well
• I am exceptionally mirthful
• I have achieved quantum splendiferousness
• That means I am very happy
• Exceptional!
• I am significantly exhilarated!
• I'm very pleased to be here
• Welcome, fellow scientists!

Pi Day

• Happy Pi Day!
• or Happy Pie Day!
• if you prefer
• What a splendid occasion!
• It's a math holiday!
• Who doesn't love MATH?
• Oh...
• I suppose there are better subjects
• Would anyone like some pie?
• Excellent!
• I can't do science on an empty stomach!
• Let us make a recipe
• What should go in the pie?
• I have some ingredients from my lab...
  • Hyperberries?
  • Space grapes?
  • Chocolate bananas?
  • Jelly Melons?
  • Apple 3000s?
• Excellent recipe
• This will be quite experimental!
• I have a device that cooks pies instantly
• But we must be careful
• What setting should we put it on?
• Low, medium, or high?
  • Low it is
  • Medium, right
  • Full power!
• Gadzooks!
• The pie is...
  • frozen!
  • gone!
  • delicious!
  • burnt to ashes!
  • perfect!
  • all over the place!
• Let's use pi...
• to find out how large the island is
• First we need the width of the island!
• How long does it take...
• to run from the Cove to the Beach?
• With that information...
• I can calculate the size
• Hmm....
• calculates
• This is strange...
• It's MUCH bigger than I thought
• There must be more...
• than what we see on the Map

Pi Jokes

• I have some jokes
• I don't usually tell jokes...
• Hmmm how does it go?
• Eureka! I have it
• Shall I tell some jokes?
• What happens if you eat too much pi?
• You increase your diameter!
• Why doesn't anyone like pi speeches?
• They go on forever!
• Does Rockhopper like this holiday?
• Yep, he's a PI-rate!
• What do you call a full moon?
• Pi in the sky!
• Was that humorous?
• Oh good
• Eeee
• Perhaps these need further tweaking

Rookie

• Greetings Rookie
• Over here Rookie!
• I think Pi Day is a hit
• How do you like Pi Day?
• What kind of pie have you had?
• Rookie...
• That sounds unhealthy
• Is that even edible?
• Well that might be good!
• Oof!
• Did you throw that pie?
• Just you wait...
• I have a pie throwing robot...
• that I'd love to test out!
• Hahaha
• You're always entertaining
• even when you destroy my lab!

EPF

• SECRET agents you say?
• Is that classified information?
• Agents?
• I know little about a secret penguin league
• Ah yes, I know Herbert Percival Bear well
• He is a grumpy menace
• I can bearly stand him
• Bearly! Get it!?
• In all seriousness, Herbert is a concern
• We shall need to track him down.
• The EPF is doing everything in their power
• Did you know he got a present?
• At the holidays, he got earmuffs...
• so that he could enjoy the quiet
• but I don't it'll last
• I'm afraid that's classified
• Let's just say I assist the EPF technologically
• I'm sorry I can't talk about that right now

Experiments

• Alright everyone
• Let's do science!
• It's time for an experiment
• I need volunteers!
• Who would like to help?
• Have you attempted this experiment before?
• It didn't work. Let's try again
• Remember, safety first!
• Inventing is my sole impetus
• That means I enjoy inventing things
• Do you have any ideas?
• I will draw up some blueprints
• Can you pass me a new beaker?
• Can you help me mix this?
• What do you think?
• Should we add...
  • coffee?
  • hot sauce?
  • cake?
  • popcorn?
  • stinky cheese?
  • gears?
  • lava?
  • water?
  • clocks?
• Oh dear, that isn't right
• Quick scientists! Hide!
• Success!
• This will be energetic...
• that means it will explode!
• Our experiment has malfunctioned
• Aha! This is much improved
• Lightbulb emotes for science!
• This requires more testing...
• Take notes
• writes notes
• ponders
• An ingenious idea! Good work
• Good luck with all your inventions

Q & A

• Certainly!
• I would be honored to be your friend
• I accept all friend requests
• Please send me a friend request
• Scientists ensure you collect my background
• Have you collected my background?
• Just open my player card
• Indubitably!
• May I have a glass of H20?
• Water is an efficient thirst quenching liquid
• My favorite animal?
• I'm something of an entomologist
• Which means I like insects
• Bugs of all kinds
• What is your favorite animal?
• My favorite game?
• I enjoy a rousing game of chess
• I do enjoy piloting the Aqua Grabber
• I love a good game of Find Four
• What is your favorite game?
• My favorite sport is.. ping pong, I think
• My favorite music?
• I enjoy classical music
• Though some of DJ Cadence's music is very catchy
• My hobbies?
• I like to collect things
• Insects
• Pins
• Comics
• Stamps
• All sorts of things

Encouragement

• You all look very sharp
• I'm glad to see appropriate scientist attire
• Anything is possible
• With some tools
• And some coffee
• And some blueprints
• And some glue
• And my triceratops puffle
• You show impressive fortitude!
• That means you're very determined!
• Excellent knowledge!
• Great work, my inventive friend

Directions

• Alright let's go!
• Follow me everyone
• Stay close at hand
• Accompany me
• Let us expedite our progress!
• Come this way!
• Step lively everyone
• Let us continue
• This way
• Over here
• Hmm...
• What's this?
• Which way is it?
• Which way do we go?
• Does anyone know the way?

Darwin

• Darwin is my pet puffle!
• He's a blue triceratops puffle
• I hatched him from an egg
• He's very clever...
• and an attentive pet
• Which is important...
• He's my lab assistant!
• Well he chews wires
• and pushs over beakers
• Puffles are an unexplored subject for me
• I need to more research
• What do puffles like to eat?
• What do puffles like to drink?
• Where do you walk your puffle?

Goodbyes

• I must excuse myself now. Take care!
• I will most certainly be back soon
• The time of my departure is nigh
• Farewell penguins
• Goodbye, scientists
• Keep researching while I'm gone
• I'm sure we will encounter each other again
• I must be taking my leave now
• There is a situation which needs my attention

June 2015 EPF Training

Hello

• Salutations!
• Greetings
• How are you?
• Aha, I'm glad you could join me
• Good day to you
• Hello, I'm Gary the Gadget Guy
• You can call me Gary
• I'm Agent G
• I am ready to assist
• I am quite well
• I am exceptionally mirthful
• Exceptional!
• I am significantly exhilarated!
• I'm very pleased to be here

EPF

• SECRET agents you say?
• Is that classified information?
• Agents?
• I know little
• Ah yes, I know Herbert Percival Bear well
• He is a grumpy menace
• I can bearly stand him
• Bearly! Get it!?
• In all seriousness, Herbert is a concern
• I'm afraid that's classified
• Let's just say I assist the EPF technologically
• I'm sorry I can't talk about that right now
• Now we can discuss the EPF
• The Elite Penguin Force
• You heard the Director's message
• We must be at our best
• Test your agent skills...
• on the training missions
• Every mission we do...
• increases our chances of success...
• when faced with a real operation
• Some mission are available
• More will be unlocked next week
• They can be quite difficult
• They require clever solutions
• I used to run a sports shop
• But it was only a cover
• I find it surprising that it worked
• I prefer ping-pong over football
• Herbert's inventions were powerful
• But not well tested
• That's why I test my inventions
• Until I hit version 3000
• And sometimes they still explode!

Experiments

• Alright everyone
• Time for a new spy gadget!
• Who would like to help?
• Are you a tech agent?
• That's fine
• Oh excellent
• Inventing is my sole impetus
• That means I enjoy inventing things
• What should this gadget do?
• Should it...
  • make coffee?
  • find fish?
  • track Herbert?
  • dig for treasure?
  • magnify?
  • shrink?
  • enlarge?
  • tell time?
  • break the ice?
  • fly?
• That's a marvelous idea!
• What a unique idea!
• I'd like to try that!
• Just a moment...
• tinkers
• assembles
• breaks a little
• puts it all together
• Stupendous!
• Aha!
• Oh my!
• We've created a...
  • coffee-making...
  • fish-finding...
  • Herbert-tracking...
  • treasure-hunting...
  • magnifying...
  • shrinking...
  • enlarging...
  • time-telling...
  • ice-breaking...
  • flying...
• machine 3000!
• I'm sure it will be very helpful
• to our agents in the field

Q & A

• Certainly!
• I would be honored to be your friend
• I accept all friend requests
• Please send me a friend request
• Scientists ensure you collect my background
• Have you collected my background?
• Just open my player card
• Indubitably!
• May I have a glass of H20?
• Water is an efficient thirst quenching liquid
• My favorite animal?
• I'm something of an entomologist
• Which means I like insects
• Bugs of all kinds
• What is your favorite animal?
• My favorite game?
• I enjoy a rousing game of chess
• I do enjoy piloting the Aqua Grabber
• I love a good game of Find Four
• What is your favorite game?
• My favorite sport is.. ping pong, I think
• My favorite music?
• I enjoy classical music
• Though some of DJ Cadence's music is very catchy
• My hobbies?
• I like to collect things
• Insects
• Pins
• Comics
• Stamps
• All sorts of things

Encouragement

• You all look very sharp
• I'm glad to see appropriate scientist attire
• Anything is possible
• With some tools
• And some coffee
• And some blueprints
• And some glue
• And my triceratops puffle
• You show impressive fortitude!
• That means you're very determined!
• Excellent knowledge!
• Great work, my inventive friend

Directions

• Alright let's go!
• Follow me everyone
• Stay close at hand
• Accompany me
• Let us expedite our progress!
• Come this way!
• Step lively everyone
• Let us continue
• This way
• Over here
• Hmm...
• What's this?
• Which way is it?
• Which way do we go?
• Does anyone know the way?
• To the Phoning Facility!
• To the Ski Village!

Darwin

• Darwin is my pet puffle!
• He's a blue triceratops puffle
• I hatched him from an egg
• He's very clever...
• and an attentive pet
• Which is important...
• He's my lab assistant!
• Well he chews wires
• and pushs over beakers
• Puffles are an unexplored subject for me
• I need to more research
• What do puffles like to eat?
• What do puffles like to drink?
• Where do you walk your puffle?

Goodbyes

• I must excuse myself now. Take care!
• I will most certainly be back soon
• The time of my departure is nigh
• Farewell penguins
• Goodbye, scientists
• Keep researching while I'm gone
• I'm sure we will encounter each other again
• I must be taking my leave now
• There is a situation which needs my attention
• Best of luck with the missions!

Inside Out Party

Hello

• Salutations!
• Greetings!
• Greetings scientists!
• How are you?
• Aha, I'm glad you could join me
• Good day to you
• Hello, I'm Gary the Gadget Guy
• You can call me Gary
• I am quite well
• I am exceptionally mirthful
• I have achieved quantum splendiferousness
• That means I am very happy
• Exceptional!
• I am significantly exhilarated!
• I'm very pleased to be here
• Welcome, fellow scientists!

Rockhopper

• Greetings Rockhopper
• How is your cranium feeling?
• You seem... discombobulated
• Rockhopper requires our assistance!
• Tell us a jaunty pirate tale
• Tell us a hearty pirate joke
• Are you at a loss for words?
• This is a first.
• Perhaps you should rest
• Rockhopper is resting up
• He's feeling rather... discombobulated
• It's difficult to understand what's happened to Rockhopper
• My scientific opinion is that...
• He's completely lost his mind
• We'll help Rockhopper, right?
• Yeah, with science!

Docks

• Behold! The Minderizer 3000!
• We'll use the Minderizer 3000 to help Rockhopper!
• Making the Minderizer 3000 was simple
• All you need is a...
• Dimensional phase adjuster...
• Neuralizing capacitor...
• Alternating proton beam...
• And an ion displacement shield
• But I made this one out of a microwave
• Could I have some of you operate the device?
• Enable the power couplings, please
• Now engage the neural actualizer
• Very good!
• What do these buttons do?
• I can't quite remember
• Oh well, I'm sure it's not important
• Who wants to step in?
• You would? Excellent!
• It's completely safe!
• Except that time it disintegrated Rookie's tuna sandwich
• He wouldn't speak to me for days after

Headquarters

• We've made it! We're inside Rockhopper's mind!
• You know what that means, right?
• The Minderizer 3000 works perfectly!
• Certainly much better than the Minderizer 2999
• This is Rockhopper's headquarters
• Get it? HEADquarters!
• It's cleaner in here than I expected
• His feelings are over there. Fascinating!
• It's completely safe to throw snowballs in here
• Though it might give Rockhopper a slight tickle
• Go on, try it
• Oh! I believe that made him sneeze!
• Shall we go exploring?
• I'm glad I have so many friends with me
• You're excellent assistants!

Rockhopper's Mind

• This must be his imagination
• What could these palm trees be made out of?
• Hmm, let's take a closer look
• Gadzooks, you're right!
• They're pure gold!
• Yikes, be cautious around those tentacles!
• Set your spectacles on that pirate ship!
• I'm sure it's quite easy to steer
• It's simple physics, after all
• I just have to turn the wheel at this angle and...
• YIKES!
• Brace for impact!
• Phew... It seems I'm a better scientist than pirate
• This cheese is absolutely... pungent
• And by that I mean stinky
• What could this pink liquid be?
• Hmmm... Could I have some volunteers?
• Gather some liquid into a beaker
• That's it, very good!
• Now we just have to test the acidity...
• the viscosity...
• the consistency...
• and the taste!
• Eureka! It's cream soda!
• You knew that already, didn't you?
• Fantastic work, scientists!
• This must be where Rockhopper's dreams are made!
• I wonder if Rockhopper ever dreams of science
• I often dream of Pythagoras’s theorem...
• The theory of relativity...
• The Callan-Symanzik equation...
• and of a marshmallow that tries to eat me!
• Great Scott! Have you ever seen so much treasure?
• I estimate that the number of gold coins in here is...
• A LOT!
• It's time for an experiment
• We'll determine what treasure is buried below this X
• I'll need some volunteers
• Simply stomp your feet on the ground
• STOMP STOMP STOMP
• Very good!
• Now listen for the echo
• Yes, I think I can hear it
• Now judging by the percussion of the sound waves...
• I can confidently say that buried below us...
• is even MORE gold coins!
• Watch your footing
• There isn't much illumination in here
• This appears to be where Rockhopper keeps his fears
• Yikes! What a frightening Selachimorpha!
• That means shark
• And over there... is that a flamingo?
• What a strange thing to fear
• Why, it's not scary at all
• With its slick pink feathers
• And deep black eyes...
• That don't seem to look away
• Ack, I can't take it anymore!
• That is one positively perturbing flamingo!
• Shivers
• Perhaps we should leave this place

EPF

• SECRET agents you say?
• Is that classified information?
• Agents?
• I know little about a secret penguin league
• Ah yes, I know Herbert Percival Bear well
• He is a grumpy menace
• I can bearly stand him
• Bearly! Get it!?
• In all seriousness, Herbert is a concern
• We shall need to track him down
• The EPF is doing everything in their power
• I'm afraid that's classified
• Let's just say I assist the EPF technologically
• I'm sorry I can't talk about that right now

Experiments

• Alright everyone
• Let's do science!
• It's time for an experiment
• I need volunteers!
• Who would like to help?
• Have you attempted this experiment before?
• It didn't work. Let's try again
• Remember, safety first!
• Inventing is my sole impetus
• That means I enjoy inventing things
• Do you have any ideas?
• I will draw up some blueprints
• Shall we perform a simple exercise in physics?
• First, take some snow
• Now bunch it into your hand...
• Until it's a perfect sphere
• By that, I mean...
• Make a snowball!
• Now arch your arm back at a comfortable angle
• Estimate the weight of the snowball
• Approximate the necessary velocity
• And...
• FIRE!!!
• Did you see that?
• It went right where I intended
• Science has done it again!
• Can you pass me a new beaker?
• Can you help me mix this?
• What do you think?
• Should we add...
  • coffee?
  • hot sauce?
  • cake?
  • popcorn?
  • stinky cheese?
  • gears?
  • lava?
  • water?
  • clocks?
• Oh dear, that isn't right
• Quick scientists! Hide!
• Success!
• This will be energetic...
• that means it will explode!
• Our experiment has malfunctioned
• Aha! This is much improved
• Lightbulb emotes for science!
• This requires more testing...
• Take notes
• writes notes
• ponders
• An ingenious idea! Good work
• Good luck with all your inventions

Story

• Shall I present a monologue on my past experiences?
• By that I mean...
• Should I tell a story?
• I once invented an incredible device!
• It was meant to take any kind of sandwich...
• And shrink it to the size of a pea!
• With this device you'd be able to do amazing things...
• Like fitting a hundred sandwiches into your pocket!
• But it didn't work as I intended
• My calculations must have been off
• Because my bologna sandwich didn't shrink
• In fact, it GREW to the size of a whale!
• This caused a bit of a dilemma
• The sandwich was too large for my lab!
• I was stuck between bread and bologna!
• I couldn't move!
• I didn't think I'd ever escape
• By a stroke of luck, Rookie stopped by to visit
• When he saw the sandwich he was so excited
• He ate the entire thing!
• I didn't even think it was scientifically possible!
• I thanked him for saving me.
• But he didn't even know what he did.
• He was just hungry!
• Hahaha. What a whimsical fellow!

Q & A

• Certainly!
• I would be honored to be your friend
• I accept all friend requests
• Please send me a friend request
• Scientists ensure you collect my background
• Have you collected my background?
• Just open my player card
• Indubitably!
• May I have a glass of H20?
• Water is an efficient thirst quenching liquid
• My favorite animal?
• I'm something of an entomologist
• Which means I like insects
• Bugs of all kinds
• What is your favorite animal?
• My favorite game?
• I enjoy a rousing game of chess
• I do enjoy piloting the Aqua Grabber
• I love a good game of Find Four
• What is your favorite game?
• My favorite sport is.. ping pong, I think
• My favorite music?
• I enjoy classical music
• Though some of DJ Cadence's music is very catchy
• My hobbies?
• I like to collect things
• Insects
• Pins
• Comics
• Stamps
• All sorts of things

Encouragement

• You'll save Rockhopper. I know it!
• You all look very sharp
• I'm glad to see appropriate scientist attire
• Anything is possible
• With some tools
• And some coffee
• And some blueprints
• And some glue
• And my triceratops puffle
• You show impressive fortitude!
• That means you're very determined!
• Excellent knowledge!
• Great work, my inventive friend

Directions

• This way! Into Rockhopper's mind!
• Alright let's go!
• Follow me everyone
• Stay close at hand
• Accompany me
• Let us expedite our progress!
• Come this way!
• Step lively everyone
• Let us continue
• This way
• Over here
• Let's make haste
• What's this?
• Which way is it?
• Which way do we go?
• Does anyone know the way?

Darwin

• Darwin is my pet puffle!
• He's a blue triceratops puffle
• I hatched him from an egg
• He's very clever...
• and an attentive pet
• Which is important...
• He's my lab assistant!
• Well he chews wires
• and pushs over beakers
• Puffles are an unexplored subject for me
• I need to more research
• What do puffles like to eat?
• What do puffles like to drink?
• Where do you walk your puffle?

Goodbyes

• I must excuse myself now. Take care!
• I will most certainly be back soon
• The time of my departure is nigh
• Farewell penguins
• Goodbye, scientists
• Keep researching while I'm gone
• I'm sure we will encounter each other again
• I must be taking my leave now
• There is a situation which needs my attention