User:Lm34gt45/Wreck'd Island

LMGT and friends have created a mess on Club Penguin after the adventures they’ve had! What are they gonna do about it? Nothing? Something? Read on to find out!

Chapter 1

LMGT and friends had escaped from tremendous danger. They had conquered holes. They (or better said, LMGT) had eaten a LOT of food.

But hey, they also created a huge mess.

“WAMMY!” said LMGT, who was infected with an incurable pookie attack.

“I thought the doctors cured you.” Awesome said.

“Yes, apparently, they did.” said LMGT.

“Hmm… that’s odd.” Chill said. “I thought you spoke like a pookie just now.”

“Wes, me did.” LMGT said.

“See? I told ya.” said Chill.

“Told me what?” LMGT asked.

“:/ Nevermind.” said Chill.

Chapter 2

“I need pizza… to survive…” said a sarcastic LMGT.

“Well… even I need it.” Said Johnny.

“Really?” asked Cp kid.

“No.” said Johnny.

“Wait, I do.” said Cooldude.

“Really?” asked Cp kid.

“Yes.” said Cooldude.

“Yes?” asked Awesome.

“YES.” said Cooldude.

So they went to the Pizza Parlor. Well, penguins DO need food to survive…

“Welcome! How mat I ser… hey! YOU’RE THE SAME PENGUINS THAT FLOODED THE PIZZA PARLOR!” said the manager.

“Hmm… I never remember THAT.” said LMGT.

“YES WE DID! REMEMBER THE BILL???” said Awesome.

Chapter 3

The manager took a table. He tried to charge at LMGT, Cooldude and Awesome. But, well, the seat was too heavy.

“Here, let me lend you a hand.” LMGT said.

Everyone except LMGT facepalmed.

LMGT tried pulling out his hand. It looked like as if he almost succeeded. LMGT maybe thought of it in the literal sense.

“Naw, just kidding.” said LMGT.

Everyone heaved a sigh of relief.

“You’ll pay for the paper problem!” said the manager.

“How many coins did it cost? I’m willing to pay you.” said LMGT.

Everyone except LMGT facepalmed.

“Oh… if that’s the case... it'll cost ONE MILLION AND ONE COINS!” said the manager.

“Hey, I’ve got the highest possible coins available in Club Penguin! I can surely pay you!” said LMGT.

He saw his player card. One million coins.

“What! That isn’t possible!” said LMGT.

Before anyone could tell LMGT anything, he teleported to the Cove, played some Catchin' Waves and came back.

“There! I got more coins.” said LMGT.

He saw his player card again. One million coins.

“SOMEONE STOLE MY COINS!” said LMGT.

Everyone except LMGT facepalmed, yet again.

“How TRAGEDIC.” Johnny said in a sarcastic way.

Chapter 4

“OOH LALALALA!” shouted the manager.

“Now that’s an odd war cry.” Cooldude whispered under his breath.

The manager charged towards LMGT.

LMGT dodged him just in time.

“I’m here!” said LMGT, teasing the manager.

LMGT was dancing in uncontrollable joy. He was happy because he dodged someone for the first time in his life!

WHAM! The manager rammed a dancing LMGT.

But it was the manager that was sent packing. He broke through the Pizza Parlor wall.

“It’s called the art of REBOUNDING!” said LMGT.

For once, LMGT’s gluttonous nature paid off!

“Let’s get outta here!” shouted Chill.

They ran out.

But well… they didn’t know that somethng was gonna rebound back to THEM!

Chapter 5

The manager hit a tree. Then he hit a building. Then he hit a cactus plant.

“OUCH, MY BACKSIDE.” said the manager.

Then he hit a mountain. He bounced off the mountain… and headed straight for the 6 friends!

“That was CLOSE.” said Johnny.

Just then… CANNONBALL!!!!!!!

The 6 friends toppled like a bunch of bowling pins. LMGT’s fall caused a tremor of 3.3 on the Richter Scale!

“Phew.” LMGT said. “My tremor didn’t cause much damage at all.”

“Uhh… my near-broken head…” said the manager. “HEY, YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE, PENGUINS!”

“EEP!” said Chill.

“Err… I think Spiderpiggy quoted that.” said LMGT.

“Er… heh, heh. I’M GONNA GET’CHA!” said the manager.

The 6 penguins ran as fast as they could. LMGT was running as fast as he could, but his fastest was 1.65 km/h.

The manager started walking beside LMGT.

“Do you surrender? You can’t even run, forget about hiding.” said the manager.

“Why are you so obsessed with Spiderpiggy?” asked LMGT.

“That’s nothing you should know.” said the manager.

The manager caught hold of LMGT.

“No! Let me go! SAYVE MEH!” said LMGT, in an Australian accent.

Chapter 6

“WAMMY.” said LMGT, with sparkly eyes.

“What?” the manager said.

“WOO ME WAMMY.” said LMGT.

“WHAT? I’m not a wammy!” said the manager.

“WES WOO ARE!” LMGT said.

“What’s a wammy anyway?” asked the manager.

“I, er, don’t know.” said LMGT.

“But you just said it!” said the manager.

“I did?” asked LMGT.

Just then, the manager noticed that he was holding LMGT.

“You can’t run, nor can you hide!” the manager said.

“I know that!” said LMGT.

The manager took LMGT to his secret “lair”, his toilet.

Meanwhile...

“Huff… puff… we lost him.” said Chill.

“We lost the manager, but we lost LMGT too!” said Cp kid.

“Gah! I knew LMGT was too fat to move faster than 2 km/h!” said Awesome.

“Let’s go find him!” said Cooldude.

“No! It’s too risky.” said Johnny.

Meanwhile, in the toilet…

“You’ll pay!” said the manager.

“Here, take all my coins! Just let me go!” said LMGT.

“Oh wait. Give me those one million coins, go play a game, get one coin, and then you’ll be free.” said the manager.

So LMGT’s coins departed from his player card and went to the manager.

“Now play a game.” said the manager, who let LMGT go.

LMGT ran out. But, in a stupid move, he ran towards a hiding place.

“I’m FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” shouted LMGT.

He could have just given the manager a coin, but he didn’t know if the manager would let him go. But all the manager wanted was money so that he could fix up the broken economy.

“I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!” shouted LMGT.

Chapter 7

While LMGT was hiding, a green thing popped out of nowhere.

“AHHHH!!! Who are you?” asked LMGT.

The green thing didn’t reply. It just jumped out.

“A baby dinosaur…” said LMGT.

The ‘green baby dinosaur’ ran out of the Ski Lodge.

Meanwhile, in the ‘lair’…

“I KNEW I couldn’t trust the glutton…” said the manager. “But I’m sure I heard his voice.”

So the manager went out in search of LMGT. He went to the Town.

“Ahhh!!!” shouted the manager as he plunged into the hole created by WATuDOIN.

In the Ski Lodge…

“I’m hungry! I’ll go to the Pizza Parlor to get food. Anyway the manager isn’t in there.” said LMGT to himself.

So he went to the Plaza.

Chapter 8

LMGT saw a BIG line in front of the Pizza Parlor.

“HEY! There’s the glutton!” said a penguin.

“GET HIM!” everyone said. And sure enough, they got hold of LMGT.

“What are you doing to me???” asked a bewildered LMGT.

A penguin pointed to a tree. It had a note that had LMGT’s picture on it and under that had the word WANTED.

“EEP!” said LMGT.

So the penguins made LMGT work in the Parlor.

“All this working has made me hungry.” said LMGT, in a hope to get a silver platter filled with his favorite dishes.

“Keep quiet!” the hungry penguins said.

Meanwhile…

“YOSHI!” shouted Chill.

“Who’s that?” asked Awesome.

“It’s a character from the Mario series!” said Chill.

The ‘green baby dinosaur’ was actually Yoshi!

Then, the ‘Yoshi’ removed his costume.

“AWW MAN!” shouted Chill.

“Gah, this costume is so warm!” said the penguin.

“WATuDOIN, it's you!” shouted Cp kid.

“My nemesis!” shouted WATuDOIN.

WATuDOIN teleported away just in time to avoid a good thrashing by Cp kid.

“Oh no! WATuDOIN likes Yoshi! WATuDOIN’s a disgrace to Mario!” said Chill.

“Chill, Chill57181.” said Cooldude.

Chapter 9

“FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” shouted LMGT.

“Please keep quiet!” shouted the other penguins.

Meanwhile…

“We’ve got to find the fatso!” said Chill.

“Where did he GO?” asked Cp kid. “I’m sure I heard him.”

“Why are you asking that to us?” asked Cooldude.

“Just for the heck of it.” said Cp kid.

“:|” everyone emoted.

Suddenly, Johnny spotted a penguin running at mad speed towards them.

“IT’S THE MANAGER!” shouted Chill.

Just as the penguins were about to run, the manager asked, “Can you tell me where that fatso is?”

“Er… I don’t know…” said Awesome.

“Anyway, thanks for your help.” said the manager.

Then the manager ran away in search of LMGT.

“That was… odd.” said Cooldude.

“Yeah.” Cp kid said. “We nearly got a heart attack.”

Everyone heaved a sigh of relief.

“Guys, did you forget? We need to find LMGT.” said Cooldude.

“Oh yeah, of course. I forgot.” said Johnny.

So they went on the straightest path they could find. But it only led them deeper into the forest.

“We’re lost.” said Chill.

“Yep! We’re truly, surely, maybe-foreverly lost.” said Awesome.

Chapter 10

LMGT finally finished the pizza work.

“Now can I have pizza?” asked LMGT.

“Gimme some coins, I’ll make pizzas for you.” said a volunteering penguin.

LMGT searched for his coins. Nothing at all. His pocket was emptier than a black hole!

“OH NOEZ, I GAVE ALL MY MONEY TO THE MANAGER!” said LMGT. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

Just then, the manager himself arrived.

“Why are you so dirty?” asked LMGT, who forgot to scream at the manager’s appearance.

“I fell into a hole.” said the manager.

“Which one?” asked LMGT.

“The one at the Town.”

“The big one?”

“Yes.”

“Yes?”

“Yes.”

“No.”

“:\”

“Am I forgetting something?” asked the manager.

“Yes.” said LMGT.

“What?”

“You need to take one coin away from me.”

“Then give it to me.”

“I don’t have it.”

“YOU DON’T???”

“EEP!” shouted LMGT. “Hey, how did you get out?”

“I teleported.” said the manager. “Am I forgetting something?”

“Yes, you need to catch me, remember?” said LMGT.

“Oh yeah! YOU WON’T GET AWAY!”

“EEP!”

Chapter 11

“THIS IS IT! YOU’RE GOIN’ DAOGHWN!!!” said the manager.

“I thought you were the one who got ditched! LAWL GET MY JOKE?” said LMGT.

“:|” emoted the manager.

LMGT ran away as fast as he’d ever run. But that meant 5 km/h.

“:/” emoted the manager. “Run faster, will ya?”

“Err, no. I can’t.” said LMGT.

“:/” emoted the manager.

“Don’t emote that much! It distracts me!” said the author.

The fourth wall squished the author.

“THAT’s what you get for breakin’ meh!” said the fourth wall.

“HAHA, the fourth wall broke itself!” said LMGT.

The fourth wall squished LMGT, but LMGT just sprang back up like jelly.

Chapter 12

“Now where was I?” asked the manager.

“:/” emoted LMGT.

“I told you not to em-“

The fourth wall smashed the author.

“I guess we’ll have to make this story ourselves then.” said LMGT.

“Yeah, our author is nothing more than soup.” said the manager.

“SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!” shouted LMGT.

“You’re not getting it ‘til I… um… er… where was I?” said the manager.

The fourth wall gave a “No FOURTH WALL BREAKING PROVOKING WORDS” ticket.

“Umm… ok.” said the manager. “Oh YEAH! Now I remember! I was about to get’cha!”

“:/” emoted LMGT.

“I’M OUTTA HERE!!!” said the fourth wall.

"He forgot that he smashed the author -.-" said LMGT.

Chapter 13

While Chill, Awesome, Cooldude, Cp kid and Johnny were walking through the forest, they came across some penguins.

“Are they locals?” whispered Chill.

“Lemme try intoducing myself.” said Johnny. “HEHLLOH der. Me JOHNNIE. My FRENDS, me GO THROO da JUNGAL and wee LOST. Yoo NO me SPEAK?”

“What the heck is he talking about?” asked one of the penguins.

“Maybe he’s a local.” Said another.

“Err… wait!!!” said Awesome. “It’s good you know english.”

“It’s good you know english too.” Said one of the penguins.

“Howdya guys get here?” asked Cp kid.

“The same way you did.” said a penguin. “Lemme introduce myself. My name’s LordMaster, and these are Nando, Brookelas, Mario and Kyle.”

“WAITWUT???” shouted Chill, Awesome, Cooldude, Cp kid and Johnny at the same time. “YOU GUYS DON’T LOOK LIKE YOURSELVES AT ALL!”

Chill, Awesome, Cooldude, Cp kid and Johnny said their names.

“WAITWUT???” shouted LordMaster, Nando, Brookelas, Mario and Kyle. “WE KNOW YOU GUYS DON’T LOOK LIKE YOURSELVES AT ALL!”

Chapter 14

Comin’ soon!