User:Chill57181/Paper Chill

Prologue: The Adventure Begins

(Note: The adventure that takes place after Chill goes to bed is a dream)

Chill: Ungh...That's the third time today I've finished Paper Mario...

Chill was addicted to Paper Mario.

Chill: Maybe I'll go to bed.

Chill turns off the TV and goes into his room. All his puffles are sleeping. He looks at his clock and sees that it's 11:30 at night.

Chill: O_O

Chill gets takes off his checkered shoes, and puts his amulet on the shelf and jumps into bed.

Chill: Zzzzzzzzzz....

Chill wakes up. The sun is shining.

Chill: What a nice day!

He gets on his checkered shoes and amulet and, after feeding his Puffles, goes down to check his mailbox.

Chill: Yay! I got a letter!

From: Princess Peach

To: Chill

Dear Chill,

Please come to the castle. I am having a party. Bye!

Chill: Huh? How do I get to the castle???

Chill walks outside and sees that he isn't in Club Penguin anymore. For some reason, his igloo has been moved to the location of Mario and Luigi's House in Paper Mario.

Chill: Weird...

A warp pipe is there that wasn't before. Chill jumps in, and comes up at Toad Town.

Chill: Ahh. I know this place. Now I know how to get to Peach's Castle!

Chill walks through Toad Town. Nobody is there, because they are all at Peach's Party. Eventually he gets into Peach's Castle. There are many people there.

Russ T: Hi Chill! This is a lovely party, isn't it?

Chill walks to the 2nd floor.

Mayor Penguin: Greetings, Chill! I just talked with Princess Peach.

Chill walks up the stairs.

Toad Guard: Peach is in there.

Toad Guard points to the door he is guarding. Chill goes inside. Then he goes through a hallway, and goes into another door.

Peach: Hi, Chill!

Chill: Hi Peach.

BOOM!

Chill: What was that?

Peach's Castle goes up into the air.

CRASH!

Herbert breaks through the window in a thingamabobber!

Herbert: BWAHAHAHA!

Peach: Herbert! What are you doing here? Didn't you learn your lesson the last time Chill defeated you?

FLASHBACK!

Chill: Herbert, if you don't drop it, the island will sink.

Herbert: Grr! Fine! I'll drop the statue!

Herbert drops his statue into the Geyser, and saves Club Penguin.

END FLASHBACK!

Herbert: I don't really care!

Peach: :|

Kammy flies in.

P.T. Piranha: You're late.

Kammy: Sorry! They wouldn't let me out of the Nutty House!

FLASHBACK!

Kammy: Cookies...COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES MUST HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser snatches Kammy's wand and sends her to the Nutty House.

END FLASHBACK!

Kammy: Explain to me-why am I working for this oversized hamster again?

Herbert: I'm not a hamster, dummy!

PT: For the story.

Chill: Why are you here?

PT: Oh, some guy hired me to do the Paper Chill stories.

Fourth Wall: OWW!

Herbert: Erm, anyways, let's fight!

Miniboss: Herbert

Chill jumps on Herbert.

Herbert: Ow!

Herbert slaps Chill.

Chill: Hmmm...

Chill jumps on Herbert.

Herbert slaps Chill.

Chill jumps on Herbert.

Herbert: Heh, you're good. But not for long...

Herbert holds up the Star Rod.

Twee: My wand!

Herbert: Get out of here, you pink pickled fairy!

Twee flies away.

Herbert: I'm invincible!

Chill jumps on Herbert. But nothing happens.

Chill: Oh noes!

Herbert: Bye bye!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIZZLE!!!!!!

Chill: Oh noes! I'm burnt!

Chill faints. Herbert tosses him out the window.

Peach: :O

Herbert's troops come and kidnap Peach.

Meanwhile, in some place called Goomba Village...

Goombaria: Ello, yellow!

...

Goombaria: C'MON! SNAP TO IT! WAKE UP!

Goombaria slaps Chill with her Peach Doll.

PT: Umm, Goombaria, that's supposed to be lost.

Goombaria: Oh, okay!

Goombaria tosses the Peach Doll somewhere. It lands in someplace. Yeah. You heard me. SOMEPLACE. Where else did you expect?

Goombaria: Why won't he wake up? GOOMPAPA! GOOMPA! GOOM-BARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goombaria runs off.

A while later, 8 stars appear. The first one is wearing a green cap and has a mustache. The second one has a blonde wig and sunglasses. The third one is wearing a red toque and spy goggles. The fourth one is wearing a brown wig and 3D glasses. The fifth one is wearing a detective hat and sunglasses. The sixth one is wearing an orange spiky wig and sunglasses. The seventh one is wearing a blue ball cap and blue mask. The eight one is wearing a yellow spiky wig and sunglasses.

Star 1: OK gang, we got to get Chill back to normal.

Star 3: Can I go back to Boo's Mansion yet? I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

Star 1: Not yet.

Star 3: Darn.

Star 8: Maybe if we use our power...?

ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP

Chill gets zapped 8 times.

Star 2: Oh noes! We're outta time!

ZAPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The stars disappear.

Four goombas run in and pick up Chill. They take him back to the village and put him in the Toad House.

Dingy ding ding!

Star 1 appears.

Star 1: Chill, you have to go to Shooting Star Summit. I have something important to tell you there. Now I'm going to wait there and eat some pie. Bye bye!

Star 1 disappears.

Toad comes in. Chill gets up.

Chill: Ehhh? What happened? O_O

Toad: IDK!! OH AND TOAD IS THE BEST!!!! OK, really.

Chill: Hmm, did you see some star with a cap and mustache?

Toad: No...I haven't seen anyone come in or out. TOAD IS THE BEST!

Chill: A star with a cap and mustache told me to go to Shooting Star Summit.

Toad: Hmm, I heard that Herbert turned some people into stars. You should go rescue them! Maybe you should go to Shooting Star Summit to see what they wanted! TOAD IS THE BEST!

Chill: Chill's eardrums- Oh darn. I'm starting to sound like Toad.

Chill runs out.

Goombario: Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihi can I join you thanks.

NEW PARTY MEMBER! GOOMBARIO!

Goombario can use Headbonkabonkabonkabonk or Tattletale!

PT: Heh. I'm messing this up good. :P

Chill: Wait! You skipped a whole portion of the story! :S

PT: Soz.

PT rewinds to the beginning.

Chill: Too far!

PT rewinds to when Chill comes out of the Toad House.

Goompapa: Ohai! I'm just fixing this fence. All done.

BOOM!

Kammy: Ehehehehehehehe I dropped a block on your nice fence now bye! :)

Kammy disappears.

Goompapa: I just fixed that fence...Nobody say the word fence to me.

Goombario: Goompa and Mr. Hammer are up fixing the veranda...Mr. Hammer loves to eat things! You should go see him!

Chill runs through the house to the balcony.

Goompa: Howdy.

Mr. Hammer: I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!

Chill: (muttering) Reminds me of LMGT.

To be continued...