User:Chill57181/Time Travelers

Prologue: Let's-a Time Travel

RING RING!

Chill's spy phone was ringing.

Chill: Ello, yellow!

Tommy00005: Hey Chill! I just finished this awesome thingamajig! Come check it out.

Chill: OK!

Chill hung up. Tommy00005, also known as Gary's Assistant (but we'll call him Tommy) was an inventor among the circle of Chill's friends. He called up pretty much everyone to check out his new thingamabob.

Tommy: It's a thingamajig! >:(

Sorry.

Meanwhile, at Tommy's igloo....

Johnny: What is it?

Mario: Is it a pie-dispenser?

LMGT: Unless it makes food, I don't care.

Hat Pop: You don't care about anything unless it involves food. :|

Tommy: It's a time machine.

Chill: Cool!

Everyone shoves in. Tommy jumps in and presses the button. They get teleported to the future.

Chill: OK, I've seen enough. Let's go!

The time machine explodes.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy: Hmmmm...I know! I think if we fight our future selves we get transported to the present...somehow.

Tommy pulls out a clipboard of who they need to fight.

• Chill
• Mario
• Johnny
• LMGT
• Penquino
• Awesome
• Tommy
• Hat Pop
• Shark
• Drpepper
• Kyle
• Big Bird (april foolz)
• Fawful

FawfultheGreat: Oh no! We need to fight the me of futureness!!!! D:

Tommy: Relax, relax.

Hat Pop: Why is Big Bird on the list?

Penquino: Yeah, I destroyed him in the original Not So EPF.

LMGT: NOOOOOO!

The Fourth Wall squashes Penquino. A donut falls out of his pocket. LMGT eats it.

Chill (singing): What to do, with, 30,000 dollars, because, I got it from the last-

Chill gets tackled by Shark.

Tommy: Anyways...My calculations say that Future Mario is in Pie World.

Mario: Yum.

Johnny jumps down a pipe labeled "Pie World". Everyone follows.

Chapter 1: Yum! Pie!

Everyone comes out of a pipe. Pie World is identical to Club Penguin, except the ground is a giant apple pie and the buildings are made of crust...Yummy...

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT starts eating the ground.

Tommy: Our future selves all own an item that we need to put together with the other items to restore the time machine and send us to the present.

Chill swipes the checklist and holds in front of an ice cream cone.

Tommy: And that does-

The checklist flashes and updates.

• Chill
• Mario (Location: Pie Castle)
• Johnny
• LMGT
• Penquino
• Awesome
• Tommy
• Hat Pop
• Shark
• Drpepper
• Kyle
• Fawful

Tommy: Awesome!

Mario: If I know pie, and I do, then the Pie Castle would be the Dojo!

Everyone runs to the Ski Hill, LMGT nibbling the ground the whole time. They jump on a cloud and ride to the Dojo. They run into it.

Loading Pie Castle Loading dumb stuff Loading players

Mario: Zzzzzzzzzz... Oh, it's finally done.

LMGT eats a piece of the wall. It grows back.

LMGT: :O RESPAWNING PIE CRUST! DREAM COME TRUE! :D

LMGT eats the castle and it comes back. Rinse and repeat. Meanwhile, while LMGT is having a pie feast, everyone is looking for Future Mario.

Chill: Maybe he's in the Ninja Hideout?

Everyone runs out the door. Johnny jumps back in and drags LMGT out.

Loading Pie Courty-

SMASH!!!!!!!!!!

The Loading thingies explode. LMGT eats down the door to the Ninja Hideout. They enter Pie Hideout. They see Future Mario.

Future Mario: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Boss: Future Mario

F Mario: PIE!!!!!!!!!

F Mario tosses pies at everyone.

Mario: This calls for the Super Duper Blah Blah Blah Mallet! :D

Mario pulls out the Blah Blah Blah Mallet and smacks F Mario onto his face.

LMGT: FOOOOD!!!!!!

LMGT ground-pounds F Mario.

F Mario: BLAGIDAGAGAGAAGAGAGAG!

F Mario casts a magic spell and turns everyone into pie. Or so he thinks.

???: HYAH!!!!!!!!

Hat Pop jumps out of an ice cream bush and ninja-kicks F Mario. He explodes and drops a pie. Everyone turns to normal.

Tommy: That's the first one! Everyone back to the Thousand-Year Cone!

LMGT: Yummy.

Everyone bumps down the stairs.

The Thousand-Year Cone

Tommy: We're here!

Chill holds up the checklist. It updates again.

• Chill
• Item Earned: Pie
• Johnny (World of Wigs)
• LMGT
• Penquino
• Awesome
• Tommy
• Hat Pop
• Shark
• Drpepper
• Kyle
• Fawful

Johnny: Looks like I'm next.

A pipe appears next to Pie World that is labeled World of Wigs. Everyone goes down the pipe.

Chapter 2: Wigs, Wigs, Everywhere Wigs

Everyone flies out of the pipe and into a cloud. The cloud spits them to the ground.

Johnny: World of Wigs. Love it.

The World of Wigs looks like the Gift Shop and is filled to the roof with wigs.

Mario shoves through the wigs and finds the changing room.

Mario: Hey, you know how the Sport Shop hid the PSA Headquarters here? Let's check these.

Mario checks the changing rooms. In the last one he finds King Johnny's Palace.

Johnny: I'm a king? :O

Everyone follows Mario. They see Johnny on a throne made of wigs.

Future Johnny: Hmmmmmmmm.........Who are these people?

F Johnny stares at Johnny.

F Johnny: O_O

Johnny: O_O

F Johnny smacks Johnny.

F Johnny: IMPOSTOR!

Chill: Hey! He's from the past!

F Johnny sticks his tongue out at Chill.

Chill: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!

Chill smacks F Johnny. F Johnny eats them all.

Meanwhile, in Future Johnny's stomach...

Johnny: This is awkward. I ate myself. O_O

Future Boo Johnny: BOOOOO!

Everyone except F Boo Johnny: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Boss: Future Johnny

F Boo Johnny: BROOO HA HA HA HA!!!!

Johnny: ...

Johnny pulls out a flashlight.

F Boo Johnny: GRACK!

F Johnny spits the gang up.

LMGT: Now that's gross.

LMGT casts a donut spell on F Johnny.

F Johnny: :P

F Johnny explodes and donuts fly everywhere. LMGT eats them all in a billionth of a second. A blonde wig falls out of the ceiling.

Tommy: That's the item! To the Thousand-Year Cone!

Everyone shoves through the wigs.

The Thousand-Year Cone

Chill holds the checklist up to The Thousand-Year Cone. It updates.

• Chill
• Item Earned: Pie
• Item Earned: Wig
• LMGT
• Penquino (The Zoo)
• Awesome
• Tommy
• Hat Pop
• Shark
• Drpepper
• Kyle
• Fawful

Penquino: The Zoo? Umm, OK.

A pipe appears.

• Pie World
• World of Wigs
• The Zoo (NEW!)

Tommy: Let's-a go!

Fawful pushes Tommy down the pipe. The rest of them jump in.

Chapter 3: See You Zoo-n

Everyone flies out of the pipe and crashes into a tree. They fall into a giraffe cage.

Fawful: Ahhhh! The giraffes will turn us into stompness!

Everyone except Fawful and Shark: ...

Shark: He said the giraffes will step on us.

Chill: Oh.

Everyone climbs over the fence and crashes onto the ground.

Drpepper: Where should we go?

Penquino: If I know me, and I do, I looooooooooooooooooooove penguins.

Kyle: Why?

Penquino: ...Obvious thing is obvious. :P

Everyone starts running to the Penguin Exhibit. They are stopped by Random Camel on the Road.

Random Camel on the Road: Hi! Can I join you?

Random Camel on the Road farts.

Chill: Uhh, we'll tell you later.

Everyone runs off. LMGT backthrows a donut and knocks him out. They reach the Penguin Exhibit.

Penguin: HIIIIII! OH LOOK, PENGUINS! :D

Penguin tosses a beta hat to Chill.

Chill: Thanks, but I already have one.

Chill gives the beta hat to Mario.

Future Penquino: I LOOOOOOOOOOVE PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!

Future Penquino is staring at the penguin tank.

Zoo Employee: He's been doing that for 3 hours now. Can you get him out?

Tommy: Sure.

The penguins walk up to F Penquino.

Penquino: Leave.

F Penquino: NO! >:(

Boss: F Penquino

F Penquino: YOU BAD! I'LL SHOW YOU PENGUIN POWA!

F Penquino jumps into the ceiling. Mario smashes him out of the building with his mallet.

Zoo Employee: Thanks!

Larry Koopa: No! Blagidagagagagagagagagaggagagagagagagagagagagagaggagagagagagagagaggag!!! Hey, I'm the author. Cool.

Chill: Seriously. When will we get a non-enemy?

Toad: TOAD IS NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Mario squashes Toad.

Everyone gets sucked up by a giant vacuum. It lands next to F Penquino and explodes.

Everyone: LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Larry: (giggle giggle)

Mario: TAKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Mario teleports to Dry Dry Ruins and gets the Super Hammer. He comes back.

Mario: SAY HELLO TO THE SUPER BLAH BLAH BLAH MALLET!

Mario smashes F Penquino.

F Penquino: AHHHHHHHH!

F Penquino and the Super Blah Blah Blah Mallet explode. It turns back into the Blah Blah Blah Mallet.

Mario: Aww.

A penguin plush falls from the sky. Johnny swipes it.

Tommy: To the Thousand-Year Cone!

Everyone realizes they are in the Kangaroo cage. A kangaroo kicks them into the sky.

The Thousand-Year Cone

Chill: We're back. This is getting repetitive.

Mario: Yeah, like The Thousand-Year Door in PM:TTYD.

Chill holds up the checklist. It updates

• Chill
• Item Earned: Pie
• Item Earned: Wig
• LMGT
• Item Earned: Penguin Plush
• Awesome
• Tommy
• Hat Pop (Bunny Farm)
• Shark
• Drpepper
• Kyle
• Fawful

Hat Pop: Cool!

A pipe appears.

• Pie World
• World of Wigs
• The Zoo
• Bunny Farm (NEW!)

Hat Pop jumps down the pipe at light speed. Everyone else follows her.

Chapter 4: Bunny, We're Home

A pipe shoots everyone into a tree. They fall down and get eaten by pigs.

GAME OVER!!!

Everyone gets sent to Zee Underwear Drawer.

Random Guy: Welcome t-

Mario punches Random Guy.

Johnny: Hey, where's Screenhog?

Everyone except Johnny: .....................

Johnny: Oh. That was a dream, oops.

Ben smashes through everyone. They get sent back to Bunny Farm.

Hat Pop: That's...unique.

Suddenly 10,000-

Tree: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

-bunnies appear.

Hat Pop: BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hat Pop gets a cage and grabs 100 bunnies to take home with her. She puts it in her pocket. Future Hat Pop comes.

F Hat Pop: Beat me in a race! I never LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!

Boss: Future Hat Pop

Everyone appears on a farmy-race course. Chill has a huge kart for his huge team. The Lap 1 music is Mario Kart Wii: Maple Treeway. F Hat Pop puts 2510680 mushrooms in her engine. She gets blasted to the second lap before Chill's kart can start. However, he moves forward, then back over the starting line, then over again, and gets sent to Lap 2. F Hat Pop runs out of mushrooms.

F Hat Pop: ........Aww.

Moo Moo Meadows plays. The race is fair now.

1. Chill
2. Hat Pop

Chill: :P

Hat Pop rams Chill off the course and into a tree. However, the tree falls over and smashes Hat Pop's kart to bits.

Hat Pop: Ow.

Lakitu pieces the kart together, but by now Chill is on Lap 3. The music that is playing is the Mario Kart Wii Credits.

Chill: Oh yeah! Oh yeah! You can't beat- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Chill's kart flips head over heels after getting hit with a Red Shell. He lands on Hat Pop's kart and sends her flying into a barn. The kart explodes.

Hat Pop: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Chill is an inch away from the finish line when...

Hat Pop: BLUE SHELL!

Chill crosses and wins and Hat Pop makes a gap on the finish line with the Blue Shell and she falls into it. Her bunny ears fly up and Fawful grabs them. They drive the kart down the pipe.

The Thousand-Year Cone

Tommy: Let's-a go!

Chill holds it up, update, blah blah blah.

• Chill
• Item Earned: Pie
• Item Earned: Wig
• LMGT
• Item Earned: Penguin Plush
• Awesome
• Tommy
• Item Earned: Bunny Ears
• Shark (The Library)
• Drpepper
• Kyle
• Fawful

A pipe appears.

• Pie World
• World of Wigs
• The Zoo
• Bunny Farm
• The Library (NEW!)

Drpepper spills Dr. Pepper down the pipe. Somehow it warps them all to The Library.

Chapter 5: Lying Berry

Everyone flies out of a pipe and gets chomped by a book. O_O

LMGT: YOWCHHHHH! Oh, by the way, I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT eats a book on cooking. He sees Happy77 snoring in the isle and she has a candy bag. LMGT swipes it and eats it, bag and all.

Shark: But where am I? O_O

LMGT: I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT crashes into a random bookshelf and opens up a secret passageway.

Shark: I guess that answers my question.

Everyone runs through.

Chill: Hey! I haven't gotten a line, and there hasn't been any mention of "Chill"! Oh wait...

Hat Pop gets her bunny ears tied on a lamp somehow. She rips the lamp off the ceiling (oh yeh it's a ceiling lamp) and it drags behind her. They reach Future Shark. He is reading a book and doesn't pay attention to them.

Drpepper: EXCUSE MEHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cree-kee! Cree-kee! Cree-kee!

Drpepper spills cold Dr. Pepper down Future Shark's shirt.

F Shark: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! >:(

Boss: Future Shark

Mario: BLAH BLAH BLAH MALLET!

Mario smacks F Shark into a wall. Books fall down.

F Shark: STARMAN!

The Starman music plays.

F Shark: INFINITE POWER-UP!

F Shark eats a basketball that makes the Starman's effects last forever. O_O

Hat Pop: Not if I can help it!

Hat Pop swings the lamp-majig around. It breaks on impact with F Shark.

F Shark: You call that an attack? O_O

???: AHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dimentio crashes through the wall.

F Shark: Argh. What do you want.

Dimentio: You still owe me a hundred bucks. :)

F Shark smacks Dimentio.

Dimentio: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????????????

Dimentio grabs Johnny and yanks him into his swimming pool.

Johnny: What the cookies?

Johnny explodes. Dimentio turns into Super Dimentio. He jumps back into F Shark's room.

F Shark: Oh great.

Super Dimentio squashes F Shark. Nothing happens.

???: PT TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: IT'S PT!!!!!! :D

PT crashes through a shelf.

PT: Super Fist of the Nosehair: Majide Time!

Chill's gang, F Shark, Super Dimentio and PT get sent to P.T. Land.

PT: You'll never escape the power of...MAJIDE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F Shark: ARE YOU SERIOUS???????????????????

ROCK!

Mario: Yup. The Not So EPF is kicking in.

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

LMGT crashes into a cardboard cutout of PT.

PT: Ahahaha!

Super Dimentio: HEY!

Everyone gets sent to the good 'ol theater. :) Forest Fuzzy is still there.

Random Guy on Stage: And now Peter Tarantula Piranha will play DEH YOSHIS ISLAND OVA WORLDZ!!!

Everyone: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ROCK!

PT walks on stage.

PT: Yup. I'm serious. :)

PT gets ready to play the piano. Chill's party puts earplugs in. PT starts playing the song.

Super Dimentio: MEE EARZZZZZZZ!!!!

Super Dimentio faints. F Shark grabs PT and throws him off the stage. He flies back.

F Shark: ARE YOU SERIOUS???????????????????????

ROCK!

Tubba Blubba: MUMU!!!!!!!!!1111

Tubba Blubba crashes through the stage.

F Shark: ARE YOU SERIOUS??????????

Chill's party begins laughing.

ROCK!

Everyone gets sent to Outer Space (except Super Dimentio, he's doomed to stay there) and are flying towards the sun.

F Shark: MUMU!!!!!!1

PT: If you can guess which planet is farthest from the Sun, you can get away.

F Shark: Pluto.

PT: Wrong! That's not a planet!

PT and Chill's party teleport away. F Shark gets burnt crispy!

MAJIDE TIME OVER!

Chill: Thanks.

PT: No problem.

Everyone jumps into the ceiling.

The Thousand-Year Cone

Chill stuffs the checklist in the Thousand-Year Cone for humor purposes.

Tommy: But we never got the item.

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

A book falls. Oh yeah, Johnny is normal now too.

• Chill
• Item Earned: Pie
• Item Earned: Wig
• LMGT (McDonald's)
• Item Earned: Penguin Plush
• Awesome
• Tommy
• Item Earned: Bunny Ears
• Item Earned: Book
• Drpepper
• Kyle
• Fawful

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

A pipe appears.

• Pie World
• World of Wigs
• The Zoo
• Bunny Farm
• The Library
• McDonald's (NEW!)

Everyone jumps down the pipe.

Chapter 6: I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Everyone flies out of a pipe into a McDonald's. There is no door.

Ronald McDonald: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE STUCK HERE FOREVER!!!

PT: Don't make me pull Majide Time on you.

Ronald: ....Rats.

LMGT: Hi, I'll order 341061 of everything.

The order comes 10 minutes later.

LMGT: Yeesh. What took you so long? If I can eat it this fast, you can cook it this fast.

LMGT eats all the food in .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second. Ronald faints. Suddenly Chill sees Future LMGT sitting at a booth.

LMGT: I'm still hungry!

LMGT spots Future LMGT.

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT eats Future LMGT's table.

F LMGT: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Boss: Future LMGT

LMGT: Dude, what's your problem? DONUT STORM!!!!!!!!!!!

F LMGT gets buried with donuts.

LMGT: I'll help you out.

LMGT eats all the donuts. He does the attack again, eats them, attacks, eats, attacks, eats, attacks, and eats until F LMGT explodes. He drops a hamburger.

Chill: That...was...so easy. O_O

Everyone tumbles down the isle.

The Thousand-Year Cone

LMGT: I'm gonna eat that Ice Cream Cone one of these times.

Chill holds up the checklist. IT UPDATEZ!

• Chill
• Item Earned: Pie
• Item Earned: Wig
• Item Earned: Hamburger
• Item Earned: Penguin Plush
• Awesome (Ice Rink)
• Tommy
• Item Earned: Bunny Ears
• Item Earned: Book
• Drpepper
• Kyle
• Fawful

A pipe doesn't appear! Oh noez!!!!!!

• Pie World
• World of Wigs
• The Zoo
• Bunny Farm
• The Library
• McDonald's

Awesome: What the...Why didn't a pipe appear? O_O

Tommy: Obviously, the Ice Rink would be in Club Penguin, and we are in Future Club Penguin, sooo...

Everyone except Tommy: *intelligence boost* HEY! We're already in Future CP.

Everyone runs to the Ice Rink and Tommy sighs and chases them with rocket-powered-coolio-boots.

Chapter 7: Cheapskate! >:(

Larry: Ouch...Horrible pun. O_O

Roy: Yup! And you made it!

Roy shocks Larry.

Larry: BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAGAGGAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!

Chill: You know what I think is weird? I think it's weird that PM64 and PM:TTYD have snow areas but SPM doesn't. And PM3DS is gonna have a snow area in it too! Wazzup with 'at??????????????????

O'Chunks pops out of a bush.

O'Chunks: So, we meht agen.

Chill: O'Chunks...Long time, no see.

Johnny: Look! A unicorn!

O'Chunks: ...UNI'CARNS? YEH THINK EM 'AT CHILDISH?????????????????

Johnny: This obviously ain't O'Chunks???.

O'Chunks: Can we just get on with it?

Larry: Did I mention they were at the Snow Forts, not the Ice Rink? BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!

Roy: B)

Keep in mind that Roy wears sunglasses ;)

ANYWAYS

Everyone runs to the Ice Rink. O'Chunks chases them.

Chill: I knew we couldn't avoid that. :'(

Miniboss: O'Chunks

RPG!

Shy Guy: Aw yeah!

Shy Guy starts eating popcorn while Chill, Mario and O'Chunks fight.

Chill: This is interesting. (10/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

O'Chunks tosses Chill away!!!

Chill: Ow. (9/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

O'Chunks: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (9/10)

O'Chunks > ET

O'Chunks pulls out a keyboard and presses ET. He farts.

Chill: AHCKAHCKHADIKUFSDHOFUHSOEUGHORSGLSOUGSOGHOUIFIGGLEHORN! (6/10)

Mario: BLAGIDAGAGAGAGGGAGGAGAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAGGGGGGGGG! (7/10)

Chill > Partner Switch

Mario flies into Chill's pocket.

Mario: Hey, it's comfy in here!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

O'Chunks: O__________O (7/10)

Larry: Epic line.

Roy: YOU KNOW I WANTED WARIO TO WIN!

Larry: BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAG! END TRANSMISSION!

Chill: I guess that line is so epic that it made O'Chunks lose 2 HP. :O And hey, minibosses are harder then bosses. O_O

Chill > Party Hat Poke

O'Chunks: Whoops! (6/10)

Fawful > MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

O'Chunks: Yeh jest had to use 'at one, eh? (4/10)

O'Chunks > Dum Dee Dum Dum! Ultra ET!

O'Chunks gets out a keyboard and presses ET 3251 times.

Chill: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK ACK ACK ACK! (1/10)

Fawful: Oh noes! The defeatness of Fawful will not happenness! Fawful is of happyness! (1/10)

Chill > Partay Hat Poke (more extreme then Party Hat Poke)

Chill: I (Charged up to 1.5!) NEED (Charged up to 1.9!) PARTAY! (Charged up to 2!)

Chill party hat pokes O'Chunks with one more damage.

O'Chunks: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARARARARARARRARRRRRRRRR! (2/10)

Fawful > MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

(Fun Fact: I didn't use Copy+Paste on those :D)

O'Chunks: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... (0/10)

Explorer: EXPLORER TO THE RESCUE!!!

Explorer crashes through a wall and rolls through Chill and Fawful.

Chill: Woah! (20/20)

Fawful: That is of ouchness! (20/20)

Future Awesome comes. Fawful accidentally trips him and F Awesome's ice skates explode.

F Awesome: MY ICE SKATES!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Boss: Future Awesome

F Awesome pulls out an Ipod and the music playing is... O_O Super Mario Galaxy 2 Final Boss!

F Awesome: I'm that powerful!

Chill: Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth! Seriously? Come on! I beat Stage 2 of the Final Bowser Battle in SMG2. NO. HITS. KD

F Awesome: ..........Rats. Oh, man, KD?

Mario: KD is the new XD!

F Awesome: Seriously? They dropped that years ago. It's 5D now.

The SMG Final Boss music plays because it's epicer.

Larry: BLAGIDAGAGAGAAGAGGAGAGAGA! END TRANSMISSION!

Roy: Hey, that's my job!

Roy tosses Ludwig into the author's seat with Larry.

Larry: Uh-

Ludwig: -oh!

Larry and Ludwig: BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAAGAGGAGGAGAGAGAGGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!

Ludwig faints out of the chair. His crazy hair is burned to a crisp. Roy tosses him in a portal box to Bowser's Castle.

F Awesome: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

F Awesome somehow skates even though his skates exploded at full speed towards Chill.

F Awesome: See if you can block this!!!!!

Chill does the Awesome-Defense-Attack also known as stepping to the side. F Awesome crashes into the wall. His ice skates that somehow got taped back together fall from the sky and Chill grabs them. They run towards the Thousand-Year Cone.

The Thousand-Year Cone

Chill: We is here!!

Chill holds up the checklist.

Tommy: Hey! I need a line! Oh wait, I just got one.

• Chill
• Item Earned: Pie
• Item Earned: Wig
• Item Earned: Hamburger
• Item Earned: Penguin Plush
• Item Earned: Taped-Up Ice Skates
• Tommy
• Item Earned: Bunny Ears
• Item Earned: Book
• Drpepper (The Dr. Pepper Isle of Your Local Wal-Mart)
• Kyle
• Fawful

A pipe doesn't appearz.

• Pie World
• World of Wigs
• The Zoo
• Bunny Farm
• The Library
• McDonald's
• Wal-Mart

Drpepper: Walmart!

Everyone hops down the pipe.

Chapter 8: You're a Walmart, Why Don't You Sell Walls

Everyone: BLAGDIAGAGAGG! It's crowded in this place!

Fawful: I'm going to checkness the games of DSness!

Fawful runs off to the video games.

Chill: I know where the Dr. Pepper isle is!

Chill runs down the pasta isle.

Mario: That was pasta.

Chill: OK, so I don't know where it is.

Fawful runs back with a Nintendo DS copy of Super Fawful Bros. (New game starring the one and only Fawful, not the CPW one) and tosses it in their cart. But since they don't have a cart, he puts it in his cape-majig so he can swipe it back to the past.

Fawful: I got a future game of awesomeness!

Kyle: I found the Dr. Pepper isle!

Everyone goes down that isle. Drpepper trips and spills some Dr. Pepper on Future Drpepper. He gets mad.

Boss: Future Drpepper

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Donuts start to bury F Drpepper. A Dr. Pepper bottle rolls out and the donuts get inhaled by LMGT.

Chill: That was so easy.

Johnny collects the Dr. Pepper bottle and everyone heads for the Thousand-Year Cone.

Employee (to Fawful): Wait, thief! Stop!

Employee chases them down the pipe.

The Thousand-Year Cone

Chill holds up the checklist. LMGT eats part of the cone, but not too much. It updatez.

• Chill
• Item Earned: Pie
• Item Earned: Wig
• Item Earned: Hamburger
• Item Earned: Penguin Plush
• Item Earned: Taped-Up Ice Skates
• Tommy
• Item Earned: Bunny Ears
• Item Earned: Book
• Item Earned: Dr. Pepper Bottle
• Kyle (KYLE GALAXY)
• Fawful

A pipe appears.

• Pie World
• World of Wigs
• The Zoo
• Bunny Farm
• The Library
• McDonald's
• Wal-Mart
• KYLE GALAXY (NEW!)

Everyone is about to step in it when....

Chapter 9: Super Chill Galaxy!

Employee: HAHAHA! I'll get you, thief!

Employee steps on Chill somehow even though they're the same size.

Miniboss: Employee

Employee: Squa-

???: O'CHUNKS TO TEH RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!

O'Chunks crashes out of the future Night Club.

Johnny: We don't need you!

O'Chunks: Chunks a-cry! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The costume falls off.

Pookie: Hwi! I am bwack, and I'm going to gwet my wewenge.

Employee slaps Pookie silly. She runs off.

Mario: Look over there!

LMGT squashes Employee. He falls into the ocean and gets eaten by a shark. Ew. They finally get to visit KYLE GALAXY.

Intermission (Not Really)

Talking Sign: Welcome to Kyle Gateway!

Everyone is on the Mario Kart Wii Rainbow Road.

Everyone except Talking Sign: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!

The gang gets shot out of a cannon. They crash into another talking sign.

Talking Sign: Ow. Welcome to KYLE GALAXY! :D :D :D :D :D

Mario: Let's-a go!

Mario smashes a bunch of Chain Chomps with his hammer. He jumps in a pipe, and uses PARTNER PULL to keep the rest of the party by him. He kicks a bunch of Goombas off the planet and sees a pipe. He jumps in and lands on a tiny planet. In fact, it's so small that he falls off the planet into a black hole. There is a planet in the black hole.

Future Kyle: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Boss: Future Kyle

Drpepper: GIANT COLD DR. PEPPER HOSE!!!!!!!!!!

Drpepper sprays cold Dr. Pepper everywhere out of a hose. Future Kyle is sent careening off the planet. KYLE GALAXY explodes and everyone wakes up by...

The Thousand-Year Cone

...the Thousand-Year Cone! HAHAHA! Chill holds up the checklist.

• Chill
• Item Earned: Pie
• Item Earned: Wig
• Item Earned: Hamburger
• Item Earned: Penguin Plush
• Item Earned: Taped-Up Ice Skates
• Tommy
• Item Earned: Bunny Ears
• Item Earned: Book
• Item Earned: Dr. Pepper Bottle
• Item Earned: OH NOES! YOU DIDN'T GET IT!
• Fawful

A superhero mask crashes into the snow. Chill collects it.

• Chill
• Item Earned: Pie
• Item Earned: Wig
• Item Earned: Hamburger
• Item Earned: Penguin Plush
• Item Earned: Taped-Up Ice Skates
• Tommy
• Item Earned: Bunny Ears
• Item Earned: Book
• Item Earned: Dr. Pepper Bottle
• Item Earned: Superhero Mask
• Fawful (Bowser's Ludwig's Castle)

A pipe appears.

• Pie World
• World of Wigs
• The Zoo
• Bunny Farm
• The Library
• McDonald's
• Wal-Mart
• KYLE GALAXY (Out of order)
• Ludwig's Castle

Everyone hops down the pipe.

Chapter 10: Bowser's Castle!...Or is it?

Everyone pops out of a pipe in Bowser's Castle. Except now it's Ludwig's Castle. But it's Fawful's Castle cuz he took it over.

Ludwig Frozen But He Can Still Talk: Save us!

Mario pounds Future Fawful with his mallet.

Boss: Future Fawful

F Fawful: Oh noes! Tommy will be of madness if these squirts are not destroyedness!

LMGT: SQUIRTS? Why you little..............

LMGT charges something.

LMGT: BSFVBUOSFOAISEFDOSJOISUJEFOUSHOUGHSOEUHGOSUEHOFUSEHOFUHSOEFUJOSEUGHJOUSEGOUSEHGOUESHO!

Ludwig's Castle explodes. Of course, that kinda destroys the Koopalings too. >_< They get into the pipe but not before swiping F Fawful's cape.

The Thousand-Year Cone

Chill holds up the checklist. It updates.

• Chill (Tommy Tower)
• Item Earned: Pie
• Item Earned: Wig
• Item Earned: Hamburger
• Item Earned: Penguin Plush
• Item Earned: Taped-Up Ice Skates
• Tommy
• Item Earned: Bunny Ears
• Item Earned: Book
• Item Earned: Dr. Pepper Bottle
• Item Earned: Superhero Mask
• Item Earned: Cape

A pipe appears.

• Pie World
• World of Wigs
• The Zoo
• Bunny Farm
• The Library
• McDonald's
• Wal-Mart
• KYLE GALAXY (Out of order)
• Ludwig's Castle (Out of order)
• Tommy Tower (NEW!)

Everyone hops down the pipe.

Chapter 11: FINAL SHOWDOWN!!!!!111!!!!!111!!1!1!1! Almost...

Everyone flies out of the pipe in TOMMY TOWER!!! :O

Somebody who's doing a Let's Play of Not So EPF Time Travelers: This is basically the final dungeon in the gam-

SWDALPONSETT gets shocked by Roy. He explodes.

Shark: It looks like we need a Card Key to use this elevator! But where do we find one?

Chill pulls out his library card and uses it. Sure enough, it works. They go upupupupjpupupupupupuppupupuup the elevator into Chillz Room.

Boss: Future Chill

F Chill: So, ya came, didja? ............ Well, you'll never get the last two items to rebuild the Time Machine! GWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: BLAH BLAH BLAH MALLET!

F Chill: Hey! My friend had that when we were young! That's not yours! It's-

SMASH-ARONI!

Fred: And eat green macaroni-

Mario squashes Fred.

Chill: PARTY HAT POKE!!!!!!!!!!!

F Chill: Ow.

A time machine appears. Doopliss (not Future Doopliss, the Doopliss in the other stories) comes out and mistakes Future Chill for Chill.

Doopliss: So, we meet again, eh slick?

Doopliss turns into Future Chill! Future Chill turns into F Chill???.

Chill: I got an idea!

Chill and Co. hide behind a crate and watch Future Chill fight F Chill???.

F Chill???: What the...I thought...I made this up! O____________________________________________O

Future Chill: Party hat poke!

Future Chill party hat pokes F Chill??? and somehow he explodes, dropping a party hat by Chill and Co. They swipe it and get automatically teleported to The Thousand-Year Cone.

The Thousand-Year Cone

Chill holds it up, update, meh.

• Item Earned: Party Hat
• Item Earned: Pie
• Item Earned: Wig
• Item Earned: Hamburger
• Item Earned: Penguin Plush
• Item Earned: Taped-Up Ice Skates
• Tommy (Tommy Tower)
• Item Earned: Bunny Ears
• Item Earned: Book
• Item Earned: Dr. Pepper Bottle
• Item Earned: Superhero Mask
• Item Earned: Cape

A pipe does not appear. :(

• Pie World
• World of Wigs
• The Zoo
• Bunny Farm
• The Library
• McDonald's
• Wal-Mart
• KYLE GALAXY (Out of order)
• Ludwig's Castle (Out of order)
• Tommy Tower

Everyone returns to Tommy Tower and somehow return to the room where they fought F Chill.

Chapter 12: Return to CP!

Chill: To the thingamabobber!

Chill and Co. jump into the elevator. They go up to Tommyz Room.

Future Tommy: O_O You defeated all my friends and got here? Well, we'll see about that!!

Final Boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111: Future Tommy

F Tommy: TAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKE THISSSSSSSSSS!

F Tommy eats a Mega Mushroom. Chill counters with a Super Mega Mushroom. He squashes F Tommy into a pancake. F Tommy springs back up and eats a Ultra Mega Mushroom. He taps Chill and Co. and they are all mega-damaged.

F Tommy: Now I'll defeat you!

???: Not if I can help it!

Explorer runs through and smacks F Tommy silly.

Explorer: HP RAISE!

Everyone is restored to full power except for F Tommy because that would be silly.

F Tommy: CHEATER CHEATER!

F Tommy shrinks to normal and tosses some random inventions at Chill and Co. but they easily dodge them and toss them back. F Tommy faints and explodes, leaving a blueprint. Chill collects it and they are teleported to The Thousand-Year Cone.

The Thousand-Year Cone

Chill holds up all the items in front of The Thousand-Year Cone. Everything shakes and the Time Machine is restored. Everyone is about to jump in when...

LMGT: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!!!

LMGT gobbles up The Thousand-Year Cone and hops in the Time Machine. It blasts into space.

Epilogue: We're Home!

The Time Machine lands in modern-day Club Penguin. Tommy destroys it. The credits appear!

Credits

Produced by...

• Chill57181

Script by...

• Chill57181

Music by...

• Chill57181 (just kidding, it's Nintendo, thanks Nintendo!)

Voices by...

• What the cookies? This is a story!

Starring...

• Chill
• Mario
• Johnny
• LMGT
• Tommy
• Fawful (YAAAAAAAAY)
• OTHER AWESOME PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS STORY POSSIBLE WITH THEIR PARTICIPATION!

Ideas by...

• Future Fix (a story somewhere on the internet)
• Chill57181 who wanted to make it into a Not So EPF

Funny stuffs by...

• Everyone

Random cameo appearances by...

• Ronald McDonald
• Wal-Mart Employee
• O'Chunks
• Pookie
• Doopliss
• Explorer

THANKS GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill57181 runs off to right "The Mega Snowball Fight".