User:Chill57181/Snowball Fight

Prologue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

One day, Chill was playing Paper Mario when his Nintendo 64 exploded. Why? BECAUSE IT'S SHOWTIME!!! Suddenly it rebuilt itself.

Chill: Blagidagagagaga! Guess it's time for the new story.

Chill runs off just in time to avoid a beating from the Fourth Wall. Suddenly he is pelted with 283570345 snowballs. He crashes back inside his house.

Chill: WHAAAAAAAZZA?

Chill fiddles around with his spy phone and Mario, Johnny, LMGT, Penquino, Awesome, Jammasterd and Brookelas were teleported into his igloo.

LMGT: Wha? Where did my tasty FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD go? O_o

Johnny: Hey, it's Not So EPF, you gotta expect the unexpected.

Chill: What's with all these snowballs?

Awesome: IT'S A SNOWBALL WARZZZZ! There are 6 teams...And they're doing a mega war. :( We might getz deeeestroyed.

Mario: O_O Well, let's get out of here.

A coin drops out of the ceiling and rolls out of Chill's door.

Mario: SHINY!!!!!!

Mario chases the coin. Everybody follows him into a world of snowballs...

Chapter 1: EEK! MARINEZ! O_O

Mario: These are the weirdest chapter names eva.

TOSS!!!!!

Brook: Super huge mega awesome snowball, look out!

PT: I'll save you! MAJIDE TIME!

PT, Chill, and his friends get sent to Majide Time, just barely avoiding the snowball. They get sent out.

Chill: IT'S THE EPICLY EPIC PT!

PT: ;)

PT explodes. The Hydra pops out of the ground.

Johnny: Darn. Where's PT when you need hi-

Johnny gets burned to a crisp.

Fireball: SHWMARSHWARMSHMAWWAREASFSRGSRGORUSHGORSUGHOSRLUHFOLRSHGOLRSIHGFIGGLEHORN!

Fred slaps Fireball. He repeatedly smacks him and Chill and Co. run off. They crash into the Coffee Shop.

Penquino: Ow. Why is the Coffee Shop there?

It's revealed that it is a fake Cardboard Coffee Shop. It falls over. They see the Medieval Castle at the Ski Hill. But it's HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE now.

LMGT: I hope it has a FOOOOOOOD room :D

Everyone dashes off to the castle. The Knight's Quest 3 music plays.

Awesome: Cool. Best Knight's Quest music so far. :)

Everyone nods their heads in agreement. They climb up a ladder and it falls and sends them careening down the side of the Ski Hill. Somehow they land on a table...That's next to a dragon. O_o

Brook: OH NOES! HE'S GONNA EAT US! SCREAMZ SCREAMZ SCREAMZ SCREAMZ SCREAMZ SCREAMZ

Awesome: Super Fist of the Awesomeness: Automatic Destruction!

The dragon explodes. It's revealed to be... O'Chunks???! O_O

O'Chunks???: So, yeh came did yeh? (Phew. I've still got it!)

Chill: Hmmmm... Is it O'Chunks or O'Chunks???? I mean we haven't seen O'Chunks??? since the beginning of Puffle Launcher Lawn Chair and we just saw O'Chunks in Time Travelers.

Chill gets squashed by the Fourth Wall.

Fourth Wall: >:P

O'Chunks???: Eh, em teh rell O'Chunks.

Mario: If you say so.

Jam sneaks around and zips the back of the costume down.

Pookie: Chunks-a cry! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Tis time I will defeat woo! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWGE!

Pookie falls into a lake. Somehow she respawns.

Boss: Pookie

Chill: Oh look! A unicorn!

Pookie looks 190 ways in 1 second and doesn't see a unicorn.

Pookie: Woo meanie! Time for mwe spwecial attack!

Pookie taps Chill.

Chill: O____________________________________________O THAT'S YOUR MOST POWERFUL ATTACK? Hm hm hm. Shy Guy! Get in here!

Shy Guy (the author from the original Not So EPF) runs in.

Shy Guy: You called?

Chill: Yes. First of all, do your meteor storm. Second, get that dozing author out of there and do the authoring again.

Shy Guy jumps into the author's chair and tosses a LEGO brick out.

Pookie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... Oops, I mean sweeps.

Shy Guy: METEOR STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meteors rain everywhere.

Pizza Parlor Manager: Oh noes! That attack! O_________O

PPM runs off. Pookie gets blown up into 4 pieces. Gross. Somehow she rebuilds- OVER THE OCEAN! MWAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chill: You're cruel.

Shy Guy: So are you. ;)

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Mario: DUDE! That website has a virus!

You get a virus.

You: What the...

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One day, Chill was playing Paper Mario when his Nintendo 64 exploded. Why? BECAUSE IT'S SHOWTIME!!! Suddenly it rebuilt itself.

Chill: Blagidagagagaga! Guess it's time for the new story.

You: LOAD SAVED STATE!

Shy Guy: So are you. ;)

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Mario: DUDE! That website has a virus!

You turn on your Antivirus. The virus gets blown up and faints. He is captured by the 100 Police of Trialing (you'll know if you've read the Cute Mario Broz Nonsense Wiki) and tossed into the Jail of 100 Trials. Anyways, back to zee show.

Chapter 2: Invading Marines Castle (Dun Dun Dun)

Everyone climbs back up the Ski Hill. A banquet table is spotted by LMGT. (OH NOEZ!)

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loud outbursts of "foooooooooood" echo through the castle, and Marines fall out of the attic that just appeared because I wanted it to.

Marine #5111000003835130683706713056497 I LOST TRACK OH NOEZ: Hey! How dare u shakes are castle! We will defeat youse!

Marine #5111000003835130683706713056497 I LOST TRACK OH NOEZ jumps off Mt. Everest somehow. He explodes and a Marine outfit is seen flying into the castle.

Marine Leaderz: .......Let's just fight. MEDIEVAL STYLE!

Marine Leaderz eats the Marines (?) and jumps into the Hydra, which just appeared.

Boss: Deh Marinez

Fireball: WAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHAHA!

O'Chunks??? flies in on a jetpack.

O'Chunks???: What do yeh think yer doin' to meh frend Maria?

Mario: It's Mario, dummy! And I know it's you, Pookie.

The costume falls off.

Pookie: Chunks-a cry! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Pookie hops into Thunderbolt. Marine Leaderz roasts her with Fireball, but also destroys Thunderbolt in the process.

Fireball: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

Fireball ejects Marine Leaderz out of the cockpit and he gets gobbled up by Fireball.

Marine Leaderz: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Marine Leaderz falls into Zee Underwear Drawer. Meanwhile, back on CP...

Iceman: C'mon bro. Let's bolt.

Fireball and Iceman turn into hamburgers and leave somehow.

Mr. L: YAAAAAAAY! That hasn't happened since Not So EPF!

Mr. L gets squished by the Fourth Wall.

Chapter 3: The Return of Count Bleck

Marines Castle blows up, sending Chill and friends, Pookie and Thunderbolt crashing into the Everyday Phoning Facility. Pookie puts her O'Chunks??? costume back on. Suddenly a bouncy ball falls out of the sky and turns into Count Bleck. He opens his cape and Dimentio flies out. He shakes his top hat (revealing his tumbleweed hair again ohlolololol) and Mimi falls out, then O'Chunks crashes out of the bottom of his cape...EWWW! O_O

Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh BLECK! Did you think that you defeated Count Bleck and his minions after Not So EPF?

Count Bleck gets promptly squashed by the Fourth Wall. He shakes it off (literally) sending Fourth Wall into the Dojo. It explodes and sends an ACP soldier flying into the ocean. But not teh Ninja Hideout :D

LMGT: Too many Fourth Walls. :S

LMGT almost gets squashed, but he pays no attention and steps out of the way and sends the Fourth Wall to the bottom of the ocean where he ends up somehow completing an Ancient Underwater Ruins Town. Don't worry, you'll see him again.

Dimentio (in Western accent for no good reason): Get yerselves ready to... BAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!

A balloon-popping sound is heard overhead. WATuDOIN falls from the sky.

WATuDOIN: WATuDOIN guyzzzz?

Penquino: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! >:(

Boss: WATuDOIN and O'Chunks

O'Chunks fights too because he fought with WATuDOIN in his debut :D

RPG AWESOME STYLE BATTLE!

• Chill: 10/10
• Johnny: 10/10
• WATuDOIN: 50/50
• O'Chunks: 100/100

Chill > I NEED PARTAY HAT POKE

Chill: I...NEED...PARTAY!

The attack charges. He blows like a torpedo straight through WATuDOIN.

• Chill: 10/10
• Johnny: 10/10
• WATuDOIN: 40/50
• O'Chunks: 100/100

Torpedo Ted appears.

Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo! I can attack four times and I don't have good or bad as my preference! WUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Penquino: HELP MEH!

Penquino jumps in Chill's Invisible Backpack of Awesomeness That Doesn't Really Exist.

• Chill: 10/10
• Johnny: 10/10
• WATuDOIN: 40/50
• O'Chunks: 100/100
• Torpedo Ted: 9,001/9,001

Everyone except Torpedo Ted: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shy Guy: I'll help! METEOR STORM OF NO MERCY! WAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A giant meteorite smashes the Not So EPF Planet. Everyone gets sent to Zee Underwear Drawer. NAH, just kidding! A bunch of meteors start falling.

• Chill: 0/10
• Johnny: 0/10
• WATuDOIN: 30/50
• O'Chunks: 90/100
• Torpedo Ted: 9,000/9,001

Shy Guy: CHEATER CHEATER!

Shy Guy > Fixer-Upper Thing

• Chill: 10/10
• Johnny: 10/10
• WATuDOIN: 30/50
• O'Chunks: 90/100
• Torpedo Ted: 100/100

Torpedo Ted: :'(

Johnny > FIRE GOEZ BOOM ON YOU! AHAHA

O'Chunks gets blasted for 15 seconds with extremely powerful fire.

• Chill: 10/10
• Johnny: 10/10
• WATuDOIN: 30/50
• O'Chunks: 5/100
• Torpedo Ted: 100/100

Chill: Hey guys! Let's all attack Torpedo!

WATuDOIN: Oh yeah. He attacks us too. D:

WATuDOIN > Balloon

WATuDOIN raises his hand and a balloon appears. It flies into Torpedo Ted at 1000000000000000000000 miles per hour and that's really fast.

• Chill: 10/10
• Johnny: 10/10
• WATuDOIN: 30/50
• O'Chunks: 5/100
• Torpedo Ted: 95/100

Chill's REAL plan is to accidentally (quote-unquote) attack WATuDOIN and O'Chunks while they try to defeat Torpedo Ted. But ya didn't hear that from me.

O'Chunks > Toss

O'Chunks runs into Torpedo Ted and tosses him into Johnny.

Johnny: ACK!

• Chill: 10/10
• Johnny: 5/10
• WATuDOIN: 30/50
• O'Chunks: 5/100
• Torpedo Ted: 90/100

Explorer falls out of a hole and crashes onto Torpedo Ted. He gets up.

Explorer: HP RAISE!

• Chill: 10/20
• Johnny: 5/20
• WATuDOIN: 30/50
• O'Chunks: 5/100
• Torpedo Ted: 80/100

Explorer runs off.

Torpedo Ted: BOMBSHELL TED! :D

Torpedo Ted goes behind O'Chunks. He blasts through all 4 of them.

• Chill: 5/20
• Johnny: 0/20
• WATuDOIN: 25/50
• O'Chunks: 0/100
• Torpedo Ted: 80/100

Johnny explodes. O'Chunks gets up and runs off.

Chill > I NEED PARTAY HAT POKE

Chill: I...NEED...PARTAY!

The attack charges up. BOOM!

• Chill: 5/20
• WATuDOIN: 25/50
• Torpedo Ted: 75/100

Torpedo Ted: Torpedo away!

WATuDOIN: OWCH!

• Chill: 5/20
• WATuDOIN: 20/50
• Torpedo Ted: 75/100

Chill rips Awesome out of his pocket.

Awesome: Super Fist of the Awesomeness: Automatic Destruction!

To be continued... HAH! CLIFFHANGER! >:P