User:Chill57181/Paper Chill

Prologue: A Plea from the Stars

(Note: The adventure that takes place after Chill goes to bed is a dream)

Chill: Ungh...That's the third time today I've finished Paper Mario...

Chill was addicted to Paper Mario.

Chill: Maybe I'll go to bed.

Chill turns off the TV and goes into his room. All his puffles are sleeping. He looks at his clock and sees that it's 11:30 at night.

Chill: O_O

Chill gets takes off his checkered shoes, and puts his amulet on the shelf and jumps into bed.

Chill: Zzzzzzzzzz....

Chill wakes up. The sun is shining.

Chill: What a nice day!

He gets on his checkered shoes and amulet and, after feeding his Puffles, goes down to check his mailbox.

Chill: Yay! I got a letter!

From: Princess Peach

To: Chill

Dear Chill,

Please come to the castle. I am having a party. Bye!

Chill: Huh? How do I get to the castle???

Chill walks outside and sees that he isn't in Club Penguin anymore. For some reason, his igloo has been moved to the location of Mario and Luigi's House in Paper Mario.

Chill: Weird...

A warp pipe is there that wasn't before. Chill jumps in, and comes up at Toad Town.

Chill: Ahh. I know this place. Now I know how to get to Peach's Castle!

Chill walks through Toad Town. Nobody is there, because they are all at Peach's Party. Eventually he gets into Peach's Castle. There are many people there.

Russ T: Hi Chill! This is a lovely party, isn't it?

Chill walks to the 2nd floor.

Mayor Penguin: Greetings, Chill! I just talked with Princess Peach.

Chill walks up the stairs.

Toad Guard: Peach is in there.

Toad Guard points to the door he is guarding. Chill goes inside. Then he goes through a hallway, and goes into another door.

Peach: Hi, Chill!

Chill: Hi Peach.

BOOM!

Chill: What was that?

Peach's Castle goes up into the air.

CRASH!

Herbert breaks through the window in a thingamabobber!

Herbert: BWAHAHAHA!

Peach: Herbert! What are you doing here? Didn't you learn your lesson the last time Chill defeated you?

FLASHBACK!

Chill: Herbert, if you don't drop it, the island will sink.

Herbert: Grr! Fine! I'll drop the statue!

Herbert drops his statue into the Geyser, and saves Club Penguin.

END FLASHBACK!

Herbert: I don't really care!

Peach: :|

Kammy flies in.

P.T. Piranha: You're late.

Kammy: Sorry! They wouldn't let me out of the Nutty House!

FLASHBACK!

Kammy: Cookies...COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES MUST HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser snatches Kammy's wand and sends her to the Nutty House.

END FLASHBACK!

Kammy: Explain to me-why am I working for this oversized hamster again?

Herbert: I'm not a hamster, dummy!

PT: For the story.

Chill: Why are you here?

PT: Oh, some guy hired me to do the Paper Chill stories.

Fourth Wall: OWW!

Herbert: Erm, anyways, let's fight!

Miniboss: Herbert

Chill jumps on Herbert.

Herbert: Ow!

Herbert slaps Chill.

Chill: Hmmm...

Chill jumps on Herbert.

Herbert slaps Chill.

Chill jumps on Herbert.

Herbert: Heh, you're good. But not for long...

Herbert holds up the Star Rod.

Twee: My wand!

Herbert: Get out of here, you pink pickled fairy!

Twee flies away.

Herbert: I'm invincible!

Chill jumps on Herbert. But nothing happens.

Chill: Oh noes!

Herbert: Bye bye!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIZZLE!!!!!!

Chill: Oh noes! I'm burnt!

Chill faints. Herbert tosses him out the window.

Peach: :O

Herbert's troops come and kidnap Peach.

Meanwhile, in some place called Goomba Village...

Goombaria: Ello, yellow!

...

Goombaria: C'MON! SNAP TO IT! WAKE UP!

Goombaria slaps Chill with her Peach Doll.

PT: Umm, Goombaria, that's supposed to be lost.

Goombaria: Oh, okay!

Goombaria tosses the Peach Doll somewhere. It lands in someplace. Yeah. You heard me. SOMEPLACE. Where else did you expect?

Goombaria: Why won't he wake up? GOOMPAPA! GOOMPA! GOOM-BARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goombaria runs off.

A while later, 8 stars appear. The first one is wearing a green cap and has a mustache. The second one has a blonde wig and sunglasses. The third one is wearing a red toque and spy goggles. The fourth one is wearing a brown wig and 3D glasses. The fifth one is wearing a detective hat and sunglasses. The sixth one is wearing an orange spiky wig and sunglasses. The seventh one is wearing a blue ball cap and blue mask. The eight one is wearing a yellow spiky wig and sunglasses.

Star 1: OK gang, we got to get Chill back to normal.

Star 3: Can I go back to Boo's Mansion yet? I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

Star 1: Not yet.

Star 3: Darn.

Star 8: Maybe if we use our power...?

ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP

Chill gets zapped 8 times.

Star 2: Oh noes! We're outta time!

ZAPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The stars disappear.

Four goombas run in and pick up Chill. They take him back to the village and put him in the Toad House.

Dingy ding ding!

Star 1 appears.

Star 1: Chill, you have to go to Shooting Star Summit. I have something important to tell you there. Now I'm going to wait there and eat some pie. Bye bye!

Star 1 disappears.

Toad comes in. Chill gets up.

Chill: Ehhh? What happened? O_O

Toad: IDK!! OH AND TOAD IS THE BEST!!!! OK, really.

Chill: Hmm, did you see some star with a cap and mustache?

Toad: No...I haven't seen anyone come in or out. TOAD IS THE BEST!

Chill: A star with a cap and mustache told me to go to Shooting Star Summit.

Toad: Hmm, I heard that Herbert turned some people into stars. You should go rescue them! Maybe you should go to Shooting Star Summit to see what they wanted! TOAD IS THE BEST!

Chill: Chill's eardrums- Oh darn. I'm starting to sound like Toad.

Chill runs out.

Goombario: Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihi can I join you thanks.

NEW PARTY MEMBER! GOOMBARIO!

Goombario can use Headbonkabonkabonkabonk or Tattletale!

PT: Heh. I'm messing this up good. :P

Chill: Wait! You skipped a whole portion of the story! :S

PT: Soz.

PT rewinds to the beginning.

Chill: Too far!

PT rewinds to when Chill comes out of the Toad House.

Goompapa: Ohai! I'm just fixing this fence. All done.

BOOM!

Kammy: Ehehehehehehehe I dropped a block on your nice fence now bye! :)

Kammy disappears.

Goompapa: I just fixed that fence...Nobody say the word fence to me.

Goombario: Goompa and Mr. Hammer are up fixing the veranda...Mr. Hammer loves to eat things! You should go see him!

Chill runs through the house to the balcony.

Goompa: Howdy.

Mr. Hammer: I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!

Chill: (muttering) Reminds me of LMGT.

Chill goes down into the house and runs out.

Goompa: CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S REAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Chill runs to the balcony.

CRASH!

Chill: Where did the veranda go?

Chill is standing on nothing.

Chill: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crash!

SHOOM! SHOOM! SHOOM!

Chill: Ehh?

Goompa: Ello Chill! Here's Mr. Hammer!

...

Goompa: He was around here somewhere. Oh look! There he is!

Mr. Hammer is floating in a bubble at the playground thingy.

Goompa: Oh look, it's Goombaria's Peach Doll!

POP!

Chill takes Mr. Hammer and the Peach Doll.

NEW PARTY MEMBER (sorta)! MR. HAMMER!

Mr. Hammer can...Well he's not a partner but you can use him to attack. HE EATZ STUFFS!!1!1

Klutzy: Clicky click! >:( Clickty click click? :S Clicky click click! D:<

Goompa: What's he trying to say?

Miniboss: Klutzy

Klutzy: Clickity click click! :P

SMASH!

Mr. Hammer: Nummy nummy!

Cookie Monster: C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me!

Chill: I thought we got rid of you like 2 stories ago.

Cookie Monster: Oh, sorry.

Cookie Monster explodes.

Goompa: Was that in the script?

Goompa pulls out his script.

PT: Yes, but that wasn't.

Klutzy: Click! :P

Chill: He's still here!

SMASH!

Mr. Hammer: YUM YUM!!!

Mr. Hammer explodes. Klutzy flies to...umm, I dunno. But we'll see him come next chapter.

Chill: Hey, he won't eat stuff anymore!

Goompa: Oh, I forgot, after you attack with him two times, he turns to a normal hammer. :D

Chill: ...

Chill and Goompa run down Goomba Forest.

Chill: Why are you following me?

Goompa: Because. You're leading me back to Goomba Village.

Chill: :S I never agreed to that!

Eventually they reach Goomba Village.

Chill: The gate is locked!

Goompa eats the fence.

Goompa: Oh, did you know my dad was an Orange Puffle?

Chill: Then why are you a goomba?

Goompa: Cuz my mother was a Goomba.

Chill: No logic whatsoever, but mmkay.

Goombario and Goombaria: Hi hi!

Goombaria snatches the Peach Doll. Or...

Chill: Why did you take my hammer?

Goombaria: ...

Goombaria swaps the hammer with her Peach Doll.

SMACK!

Goombaria: <3

Chill: Ahhhhh...

Chill faints.

Goombaria: Oh no! Not again!

Goombario headbonks Chill. He jumps up.

Goombario: Hi there can I join you thank you so much!

Chill: But-

NEW PARTY MEMBER! GOOMBARIO!!!

Goombario can use Headbonk and Tattle! :D

Goombaria: I'm an unused partner. :'(

Some guy from Nintendo: You were too girly.

SMASH! POW!

PT: Don't call my characters girly.

Some guy from Nintendo: Actually, we sold them to you.

Goombaria: YOU SOLD ME?????????????????

Goombario: YOU SOLD ME??????????????? FALCON PAUNCH!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Some guy from Nintendo: I got wupped!

Nintendo Dude leaves.

Chill and Goombario leave. Chill smashes the block.

Goompapa: Hold on, I gotta fix the gate.

2 hours later...

Goompapa: OK, it's fixed.

Chill tries to open it.

Chill: The door won't open!

Chill hammers the gate down.

Goompapa: Umm, I just fixed that gate... For this you get...

AWESOME GUITAR SOLO! CHEW CHEW CHEW!

Hyper Goompapa: HYPER GOOMPAPA!

Goombario: O_O

Chill and Goombario run off, but not before stealing all the Goomnuts in the tree. They run down Goomba Road.

HG: I IS AFTA YOOZ!!!!

Chill: Nice. Using a song that doesn't come until Chapter 3.

PT: How does you know? :O

Chill: I've played this game like-

STOMP STOMP STOMP

Chill starts running with Goombario.

Chill: -like I dunno but I finished it 3 times.

Goomba: Don't hurt me!

HG squishes Goomba.

Goomba: BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAG!

POOF!

Kammy: Hey, just came by to- Oh man, I came too-

SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kammy: Oww! YOU ROTTEN MEGA GOOMBA!!! >:(

Kammy teleports away.

Goombario: Only...a...few...more...miles...

Chill: Darn...

Goombario accidentally runs over a balloon and pops it. A koopa with sunglasses and a purple shell appears.

Dark Koopa: Who popped a balloon?

Chill: Umm, he did!

Chill points at HG!

Dark Koopa: GAME OVA, DUDE! POPPING BALLOONS ARE NOT KEWL!

BOOM!

HG explodes.

Goompapa: BLAGIDAGAGAAGAGAG!

Goompapa flies to Goomba Village.

Dark Koopa: Bye!!!

Chill and Goombario walknwalknwalknwalk!

Blue Goomba: U WONT STOPZ USSSSSSSSSS!

Red Goomba: YA, HE GOTZ DAT RAIT!

PT: Hmm, let's see, settings, evil goombas speak broken english, off.

Blue Goomba: You won't stop us!

Red Goomba: Yeah, you got that right!

Miniboss: Red and Blue Goomba

Chill: I know!

Chill gets out a can of something.

Chill: GOOMBA REPELLENT!

Goombario: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Blue and Red Goomba: ...

ZAP!

Blue Goomba: Hypnotized, hypnotized, soon you will have swirly eyes...

LarryRawr: RAWR! THAT'S MY GIG!

York: RAWR! THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!

York beats up LarryRawr.

Chill: GOOMBA REPELLENT ATTACK THINGY!

Chill sprays Goombario with the Goomba Repellent.

Goombario: COUGH I'M DYING OVA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!

Goombario turns green.

Red Goomba: Eyes swirly have will you soon, hypnotized, hypnotized...

Chill turns normal.

Blue Goomba: What kinda mumbo-jumbo was dat?

Red Goomba shrugs.

PT: Oh noes! Red Goomba defeated logic! He shrugged without shoulders! Or arms!

PT grabs the Ultra Pencil of Authorness and erases Red Goomba.

Goombario: Help meh...

Chill pours medicine all over Goombario. He turns brown.

Goombario: (sarcasm) Gee, thanks.

Dark Koopa: Who used a sarcastic tone?

Chill: Umm, he did!

Chill points at Blue Goomba.

Dark Koopa: Not cool man!

Dark Koopa dropkicks Blue Goomba to Goomba King's Castle. He lands on top of Red Goomba.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEESH!

Goombario: Now THAT sounded just gross.

Chill and Goombario run ahead.

Goomba King: Blah blah blah defeat us.

Miniboss: Goomba King and those Pesky Guys (Red and Blue Goomba)

Goomba King: I thought I was a chapter boss!

PT: You don't qualify 'cuz it's not the end yet.

Goomba King: Oh. OK.

whisper

Goombario: Let's do it!

Chill and Goombario toss lots of Goomnuts and Goomba King, Red Goomba and Blue Goomba. Trust me, it looks funny with "Goomba King's Decree" playing!

Red Goomba: Oh noes!

Red Goomba explodes.

SHOOM!

Goomba King and Blue Goomba explode.

Zippidy zip zip!

Chill and Goombario run ahead.

Passing Goomba: Wait! What about the castle thingy?

Chill: Heh, he didn't think we forgot, did we?

Chill tosses a bob-omb backwards. The castle explodes. Passing Goomba turns into Dry Goomba.

Dry Goomba: I will gets dem. But for nao, I gots me a bell! Yaaaaaaaaay!

Kammy: Oh mys! This time I came too late! Darn!

PT: That's because you're old and slow.

Kammy: (sniff) I quit!

Kammy throws her contract into a black hole.

Kammy: WOAH! WHEN DID THAT GET THER-

Kammy gets sucked in. BOOM!

Anyways, at Herbert's Castle...

Kammy: So then he says "That's because you're old and slow"! Hmmph!

Herbert: (thinking) Hmm, maybe I shouldn't rely on some so-called wizard from a nutty house. (talking) Anyways, what's you're report on Chill?

Kammy: Chill? Chill?? Chill??? Oh my, I was so enraged about P.T. Piranha, I forgot all about him!

Herbert: You're fired!

Kammy: Okay!

Kammy flies out.

Herbert: D'oh! No more magical stuff! Come back, Kammy!

Kammy: (chuckles) Heh, knew he would change his mind.

Koopa Bros: Dudes. You took long.

Herbert: OOOOOOOOOOPS!

Pooooooooof...

Red: What was that?

Herbert: Erm, I think I let one rip.

Red: O_O

Herbert: Anyways, who is guarding Mario R-

ZEEEEEEAP!

Meanwhile, back on Goomba Road...

Kammy appears!

Kammy: (talking to PT) You cut us off! (talking to readers) Here's what happened.

FLASHBACK!

Herbert: Anyways, who is guarding Mario Rk?

Green: Oops!!

Herbert: GET OVA THERE NOW!!!!!!!!

Kammy: Hey, that dumb plant cut us off.

Kammy teleports away.

END FLASHBACK!

Kammy: So, yeah, that's what happened.

Fourth Wall: You just broke me!

Kammy: Do you have to make an appearance in ALL the Not So EPF stories?

Fourth Wall: Did it again.

Fourth Wall falls on Kammy.

Anyways, Chill and Goombario reach Toad Town. They run to Shooting Star Summit.

Goombario: Pwetty...

Chill and Goombario reach the top of Shooting Star Mountain.

Star 1: Hi Chill...It's-a me, Mario Rk...

Chill: Mario???

Mario: Herbert captured me, Johnny, LMGT, Penquino, Awesome, GGD, Kyle and Drpepper, and turned us into stars. Fix us by saving us! We also give you rewards too! :D

POOF!

Mario: Ooops, my time is up. By-

Goombario: ???

Chill shoves Goombario down Shooting Star Mountain.

Goombario: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Chill floats down by umbrella.

Goombario: Next Paper Chill story, I'm not gonna be your partner!

Chill and Goombario run to Merlon's house.

Chill: Get rid of those mean toads.

Chill opens the door and points at the Koopa Bros.

Chill: Eh?

PT: You haven't changed into toads yet?

Red: Oops!

Red gives everyone lame toad costumes that look like something a 5-year old toad made at Halloween.

Red: I'm not a clothes artist, OK? DEAL WITH IT!!!

They put the costumes on.

Merlon: Because I am too lazy to leave my house, I will do it this way.

Merlon sends a lightning bolt straight at the so-called toads. However, it goes right through...

Chill and Goombario: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

The toad costumes explode. The Koopa Bros run offz!

PT: I likes to mess up stuff.

Chill and Goombario run off.

Merlon: Chill, you will have to- HEY! WHY DID HE LEAVE!

Chill and Goombario run down Pleasant Path.

Chapter 1: Storming Koopa Bros. Fortress

To be continued...