User:Chill57181/Puffle Lawn Chair

NOTE: Make sure you read (Not So) Elite Penguin Force first as this is a follow-up and picks up right where the last story left off.

Prologue: Defeat of the Fourth Wall

"Not laughing now, huh?" Herbert said.

All the bad guys teleported away. Castle Bleck exploded and the friends were teleported back to they're homes.

"I think I'll check my party." Chill said.

• Chill

"Hmm. Hopefully we won't have to do an adventure like that again." Chill said to himself. "Maybe I'll call up Mario."

RING RING!

• Mario: Yes?
• Chill: Hey Mario. Meet me at the Snow Forts. Bye!
• Mario: But Chi-
• Operator: Please hang up and dial again.
• Mario: :|

Chapter 1: Meeting Rookie!

"Hey Mario!" Chill said when he saw him.

"Hi Chill." Mario said.

BOOM!

"Yipes! What was that?" Chill said.

Tons of penguins were trying to stuff themselves into the Box Dimension.

"ROOKIE IS IN THERE!" screamed a penguin.

"!" Chill and Mario emoted. They joined the crowd.

"Hey Penquino!" Chill said.

"CHILL! I THINK WE GOT ROOKIE!" Penquino yelled.

Chill, Mario and Penquino were the first to burst in. They each earned Rookie's stamp. Then they saw Rookie heading into the Candy Dimension.

"ROOKIE WAIT!" the three friends screamed.

They followed him and they each got an autograph.

"Here you go!" Rookie said.

"SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET TIMES THE HIGHEST NUMBER EVER!" Penquino yelled.

Suddenly about 64 penguins poured into the Candy Dimension. "ROOKIE ROOKIE!" they all screamed.

A little while after that happened Rookie left. The penguins went back to they're normal lives. Suddenly Chill's phone rang!

RING RING!

• Chill: Ello, yellow!
• LMGT: Chill, bad news!
• Chill: What is it, donut dude?
• LMGT: The Fourth Wall is back...
• Chill: Oh great. What about the other villains from our past adventure?
• LMGT: Well, let's see. So far it appears The Fourth Wall, WATuDOIN, Huff N Puff, Chill N Freeze, Sanity Penguin, General Donut, Pizza Parlor Manager, Count Bleck's Army, Herbert, Klutzy, The Test Bots and Ultimate Protobot are all back.
• Chill: Oh nooo!
• LMGT: Come over to my place and we'll discuss this.
• Chill: OK.

Chill hangs up.

"That was LMGT. Fourth Wall and lots of other villains that we faced have returned." Chill said. "We'll be going to LMGT's igloo now."

Chill, Mario and Penquino knocked on LMGT's door.

"We're here." Mario said.

"Great!" LMGT said. "I've called the others from our past adventures. Johnny and Awesome are definitely coming with us - one of my friends, Cooldude, will also be on this adventure."

"So, what about the others?" Chill asked.

"Well, Kirby, Explorer, Ben and York are on vacation soooo... They won't be coming. The others might be coming, but we aren't sure about that yet." LMGT replied.

Johnny, Awesome and Cooldude come in.

"We're ready!" Awesome said.

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: Mario, Penquino, LMGT, Johnny, Awesome and Cooldude

"RAWR!"

BOOM!!!!

"WATuDOIN!" everyone yelled.

"I'm back. >:P" WATuDOIN said.

"Haven't you caused enough trouble?" Cooldude said.

"There is no such thing as enough trouble for WATuDOIN!" WATuDOIN said.

Boss: WATuDOIN

Battle Music: Paper Mario NORMAL Battle

Current HP

• Chill: 20/20
• Mario: 20/20
• WATuDOIN: 30/30

Chill: I hope this adventure isn't as random as last time.

???: It won't be, cuz I'm here.

Chill: Who you?

???: I'm the new author!

Chill: Ohhhh, cool.

Author: Yeah, and hey, the old author was a Shy Guy too.

???: I told you not to tell, cuz!

Shy Guy falls out of nowhere.

Shy Guy (Not So EPF Author): Why did you do that!?

Shy Guy spreads a curse on everyone like in (Not So) Elite Penguin Force and they forget he is Shy Guy. He disappears.

Chill chooses nothing in-particular!

WATuDOIN takes 1 damage!

Mario grabs the author and he falls out of a rip in the sky. He is revealed to be...

Everyone except Author: GOOMBA!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Goomba: Aww man. They know my identity.

Goomba uses Shy Guy's curse and they forget he is Goomba. Oops, I wasn't supposed to say Shy Guy!

Chill: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Mario eats all RPG battles!!!111!!!!111!!1oneoneone

WATuDOIN bounces his balloon and Mario turns into a toy clown.

Mario: ...

Chill: I EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11111111!

Partner Switch > LMGT

LMGT turns WATuDOIN into a donut and -- CHOMP!

Half of the WATuDOIN Donut: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

WATuDOIN turns back and makes a getaway.

Chapter 2: Dry Dry Ruins Quest

Everyone is in Herbert's Hideout. It seems to be destroyed, and dark, and all the exits are caved in.

"SCREAMZ!" screamed Penquino.

[[User:Chill57181/Puffle Lawn Chair/Herbert's Hideout Lounge|Go in the red door]]

"Huh?" said Cooldude.

"Mwe scared!" Penquino said. Suddenly he jumped in Chill's backpack! Oh yeah, did I mention they all have backpacks? Oops.

"OH NOES! THE VILLAIN ARMY!" yelled Johnny.

O'Chunks???, Uberfuzzy, Sannse, Scarecroe, Wikibate, Wiki Pop, Wompus, Weegee, Penguin by the igloos near the plaza, O'Chunks, Fonzie, The Kraken, Big Bird, Huff N Puff, Puffle Launch Crab, Chill N Freeze, Dimentio, Sanity Penguin, General Donut, Pizza Parlor Manager, Tubba Blubba, Wario, and Mimi walk towards them.

Boss: Villain Army

Boss Music: Paper Mario Final Battle!!11!1!1!!1!!!!!oneoneone!1!

O'Chunks??? and O'Chunks run at top speed and try to turn Chill into a pancake - however, O'Chunks trips and falls into O'Chunks??? and the costume falls off.

Pookie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

O'Chunks: O_O

Wikibate: Nowiki

The Kraken slaps Chill.

The Kraken: Eat this!

Kraken slaps LMGT - with the tentacle that has a cookie on it!

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT eats the cookie and that tentacle explodes!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!11!oneone

Huff N Puff does twirly wirl thingy and smashes into Chill N Freeze -- sending 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cream puffs flying at them and 416 miles per hour!

Chill: INCOMING!

LMGT: :O FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!

LMGT eats all the cream puffs!!!!!!!1111!1!oneoneonetwomillion2!

Chill: I'm thirsty.

The Kraken smashes his tentacles into the ceiling and - oh no! A tsunami!

Chill: No prob.

Chill drinks the ENTIRE tsunami.

LMGT: Hmm, a new kind of glutton! :)

Chill: :S

Mario smashes Sanity Penguin (who happens to be in front of the line) with his hammer and it sends him careening backwards, and everyone faints and they teleport back to their headquarters. Well, except the good guys.

Mario: Onto the next star!

Chapter 3: Bowser's Plan?

INTERMISSION!

Bowser: WHAT THE???? YOU ALL FAILED?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!???!!

Kammy Koopa: Master Bowser! Don't yell! It makes me think about cookies!

Morton: But everyone knows that cookies are delicious, awesome, great-

Roy: SHADDUP!

Morton: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me, a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph!

Lemmy: What is our next plan of-

Iggy: -action, King Dad?

Bowser: I dunno.

Kammy Koopa: Master Bowser, I already told you that we would send FunKid2 next.

Bowser: YOU DID NOT!

Kammy Koopa: NOOOO! COOKIES!

Morton: Why do you dislike, disagree with, think is bad-

Roy: SHADDUP!

Morton: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me, a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph!

Roy: Morton, go to your room!

Morton: You're not King Dad! You know how I know? Because King Dad is Kooptacular and you're not Kooptacular but King Dad is more Kooptacular then me and that's almost impossible because I'm really Kooptacular don't you think?

Roy starts turning red.

Roy: SHADDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A shockwave starts coming at Morton. It's slow, though.

Morton: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me-

The shockwave is halfway to Morton.

Morton: -a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be-

The shockwave is a few inches away from Morton.

Morton: -quiet! Hm-

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The dust clears and Bowser, Kammy and Morton are now black shadows.

Bowser: ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kammy teleports Roy into the dungeon.

TRANSMISSION OVER

Meanwhile, back in Club Penguin...

"Gee, guys, thanks for saving us!" Hat Pop said.

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: Hat Pop and Sharkbate

"Let's all go to Mario's house!" Chill yelled.

Everyone runs to Mario's house to play some Mario games. Well, except LMGT.

"New Super Mario Bros. Wii is bleh. I've invented a new game called Super Donut Bros! Want to play?" LMGT said.

"Well-" Johnny started to say.

"Yay! :D" LMGT replied.

LMGT yanked New Super Mario Bros. Wii's disc out of the Wii and threw it somewhere. Yeah, even I, the super-duper-awesome-epic-fantastical author of this story, does not know where it wen-

"SHADDUP!!!!!" Roy yelled, all the way from Bowser's Castle.

"How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me, a Goomtacular Goomba with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph! Oops. I just told everyone that I'm a Goomba. Here we go!" the author said.

Goomba spreads a curse on everyone so they forget he is Goomba. Anyways, LMGT puts Super Donut Bros. into the Wii.

"Zzzzz..." Chill said.

ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"OK, go light on the !'s...." Mario said.

"Yeah, seriously, man." Awesome added.

"SUPER MARIO!" LMGT yelled.

"LMGT, a minute ago you didn't like Mario..." Cooldude said.

"I'm hungry!" Chill screamed.

Suddenly it clicked in everyone's minds. A PERSONALITY SWITCHOVER! DUN DUN DUN!!!!

"Well, let's go get some pizza." Johnny said.

As they walked to the Pizza Parlor, they saw Kyle3666 and 1998drpepper.

"Hi Drpepper!" Penquino said.

"Hi Kyle!" Johnny said.

"Hey Penquino!" Drpepper said.

"Hey Johnny!" Johnny said.

Everyone stared.

"Author, you gave me the wrong line." Johnny said.

The author does some magic stuff and the line disappears off of Johnny's script and appears on Kyle's script.

"Hey Johnny!" Kyle said. "Whatcha doing?"

"We is gonna get pizza! Chill and LMGT had a little "personality switch"..." Johnny replied.

"I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Chill screamed.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: Kyle and Drpepper

The friends went into the Pizza Parlor. When they got there, they saw the Pizza Parlor Manager!

"Hey! You guys still owe me the bill from the last story! OW!" PPM said.

"NOBODY BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL! NOBODY!" The Fourth Wall yelled.

Chill sat down. Caesar (one of the Pizza Parlor workers in "Pizza Parlor Panic") took his order.

"15 large pizzas, with normal sauce, cheese, and 24576092847609824709 of everything on them." Chill said.

Soon, Caesar came in and gave him 15 pizzas with piles of toppings. Chill ate them all down in one go. However...

"Hey! I hear censored words." LMGT said.

"Hey! The bill is flooding the Pizza Parlor." PPM said.

"NEVERMIND THE BILL! LET'S GO!" Chill said.

Chill was about to get up when his chair broke.

"That's 70 more coins for damages." PPM added.

Chill ran out with his friends to the Forest.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I FOUND YOU, ****S!" FunKid2 yelled.

Boss: FunKid2

Brobot's first battle music is playing.

Chill: Can someone tell me why that is happening...?

LMGT: I NEED YOSHI!

Chill: I NEED FOOD!

Mario: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Mr. L jumps in.

Mr. L: Hey! You stole my Battle Music! >:(

FunKid2: IDC, ****!

Mr. L: O_O

Mr. L's theme music plays.

Mr. L: Dude. It's not polite to swear.

FunKid2: IDC, ****!

Mr. L: To somebody who can destroy you in one hit! FALCON PUNCH!

FunKid2 gets blown to the moon.

Mr. L: Heh heh.

Mr. L runs off.

Chill: FOOOOOOOOOOOOD, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

Chapter 4: Chill Gets Kidnapped

"I'm going to get kidnapped!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Chill yelled.

"Ooooooooops! I pulled that out of a document for a future story." the author said.

A random penguin with a newspaper walks by.

"Hey! Did you hear? That awesome book that got published last month called (Not So) Elite Penguin Force just launched a series! The sequel is gonna be called Puffle Launcher Lawn Chair!" the penguin said.

Chill looks at his teammates.

"They're making books out of our adventures?" Chill said.

"That explains the authors that are always appearing. :S" Cooldude added.

"OH NOES! GARY FEVER!" Chill yelled. Suddenly 3 gif's of Gary pop up.

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"Oh, by the way, does you have any FOOOOOOOOOOOD? I IS HUNGRY!" Chill added.

LMGT finds a donut in his pocket. (from before the personality switchover)

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! GIMME!" Chill yelled.

":O" LMGT emoted.

Chill jumped at LMGT and a cloud of dust appeared. Chill finally got the donut, but unfortunately - he destroyed it!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" cried Chill.

"Can't wait to do the next story, Paper Chill. :)" LMGT said.

A wild Axem Ranger appeared! 4 more appeared!

"We are the Axem Rangers!" Axem Red screamed.

"I'm hungry! Can we go to McDonald's???" Axem Yellow said.

Boss: The Axem Rangers

Chill: Look! Koopa Bros. music!

The music that is playing is "Koopa Bros. Keep Cool", their theme song.

Axem Red: We fight for evil!

Axem Black: We live for disorder!

Axem Green: We like what we do!

Axem Pink: We struggle for chaos!

Axem Yellow: We are...

Axem Rangers: ...the AXEM RANGERS!!

Chill: Yeah, yeah, we know.

"Attack of the Koopa Bros." begins playing.

Axem Red: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell us, Robotacular Robots with interesting things to say, that you know what we are called! Hmmph!

Penquino: I think I've spotted a running gag.

Axem Yellow: One time I ate a burger but it was poisoned. Then I started running and I was gagging.

Penquino: That's a different kind of running gag.

Axem Yellow: Then I-

Axem Pink: DON'T!

Axem Yellow: :(

An Indiana Jones rock-thingy rolls over Yellow.

Axem Yellow: Yo, Red!

Red: What?

Yellow: I'm hungry!

Red: Then chew on your tongue.

Yellow blows up. However that begins to short-circuit Pink.

Pink: Yo, Red!

Red: What?

Pink: My makeup's running!

Red: Then change brands!

Pink spins out of control and flies into the air, never to be seen again. However, she accidentally chops up Green.

Green: Yo, Red!

Red: What?

Green: I have a headache!

Red: You're totally out of shape.

Green disappears.

Chill: Good. We finally get to talk. Oh, and...

Chill throws a Superbombomb.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Club Penguin Island gets destroyed.

The End

Chill: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Author: Oooops!

The author changes it.

Chill: Good. We finally get to talk. Oh, and...I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red: Then ch-

Chill: I KNOW!

Red: How insulting! I can't belie-

Red explodes.

Black: Huh?

LMGT appears from behind some crates and is holding Red's power switch. He sneaks back and unplugs Black aswell.

Black explodes.

Chapter 5: Attack of Herbert P. Bear

"I'm tired." Mario said.

ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!" LMGT yelled.

"SUPER MARIO!" Chill said loudly.

Herbert stomps in!!

MEGABOSS: Herbert P. Bear, Esquire

Herbert puts on a jet pack and starts flying.

Mario: :O

Johnny wall jumps to the top of the fence. Herbert slaps him off. Mario gets his gum and makes half the jet pack explode.

LMGT: I'M GOING TO TIE MY SHOE!

Everyone watches, even Herbert. Chill swipes Mario's Gum and goes BOOM!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Herbert: MY JETPACK! D:

Bowser's Paper Mario theme plays as a computer pops up in Herbert's paws.

???: Herbert! Did you beat them? What's going on?

Herbert: SHHHH!

Unfortunately for Herbert, the one that he got had red and white stripes on it. LMGT mistakes it for peppermint and-

???: What do you mean you ha- END TRANSMISSION

LMGT: Yummy yum yum!

The battle music returns. Herbert runs around. Chill blows up an inflatable spider from Halloween that the neighbors threw out and, Herbert, being extremely afraid of spiders, screams like a little girl.

Herbert: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

LMGT traps Herbert inside a donut.

Mario: Onto the next star!

Everyone runs to the Dock for no reason.

Chapter 6: Oopsie Daisy

Everyone runs to the Dock for no reason.

"You already said that in the last chapter!" Johnny said.

However...

INTERMISSION!

Bowser's Paper Mario Theme plays. The Axem Rangers are in Bowser's throne room, with Bowser, Kammy and the Koopalings. However, Pink isn't there.

Bowser: YOU GUYS FAILED TOO!?!??!?!???!?!??????!?!?!??!!?!??!??!!symboliveneverevenheardof

Kammy: My brain is half-cookie... :'(

Red: It was all Yellow's fault! He was the one who started our losing streak!

Yellow: Oh, sure! A team gets beaten and you blame the chubby guy! Not nice!

Morton: Well, if you had better weapons, upgraded axes, an airship like we do and it's very Kooptacular but not as Koopatacular as me because that's almost impossible but King Dad is more Kooptacular then me so I guess it is possible but it's hard to do because I'm really Kooptacular because I'm the coolest one, so I'm really Kooptacular and-

Roy: SHADDUP!!!!!!!

Morton: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me, a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph!

Lemmy: Can we just move on-

Iggy: -with the story? OUCH!

Fourth Wall: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bowser: ...

Random Chinese Guy: Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoy!

Bowser: Are you still here?

Bowser dropkicks Random Chinese Guy into the lava.

Random Chinese Guy: :(

Morton: Guess what?

Larry: What?

Morton: Now for the speech on wedding cake!

Everyone except Morton: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Morton: I like Wedding Cake be-

Roy: SHADDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morton: How insulting! I can't...Oh forget it. I'm over with that line. But still, I'm a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, and I can't believe you would tell me, a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph!

TRANSMISSION OVER

"Finally. Those thingies are always long." Chill said.

"How do you know?" Awesome asked.

"Because whenever they happen, the Author lets us go on coffee break." Chill replied.

"I want to talk lots lots lots lots lots lots lots lots lots lots lots!" Mario yelled.

"SHADDUP!" Roy yelled from Bowser's Castle.

"How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me, a Pengtacular Penguin with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph!" Mario protested.

Daisy walks over.

"Why are you here?" Cooldude asked.

"Because Kirby called me and said he needed a substitute in this story." Daisy said.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Daisy

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" LMGT screamed. However there was no food in sight. LMGT ran to the dock, with turned into a Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tart.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" LMGT squealed.

"MY EARS!" Penquino yelled.

"NO, NOT YOURS, MY EARS!" Hat Pop yelled.

Mario starts chewing on a Twizzler. However, LMGT finished eating the Pop-Tart Dock and...

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

Mario threw his Twizzler to the Ski Hill.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

LMGT runs at the speed of light to the Ski Hill and grabs it.

GGD comes in on a floating riverboat.

"O_O" Johnny said.

"Yo!" said a red puffle on the boat.

Mario shoots the boat down. When it explodes, GGD and HyperSugar are just standing there.

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: GGD and HyperSugar

Suddenly...

"WOAH!" Shark squealed. (Don't ask.)

A wild Bowser appeared!

"Pokemon reference XD" the author said.

"No no no! It's KD!" Mario corrected.

"Why?" the author asked.

"Because KD is the new XD!" Mario replied.

"Whatever." the author said.

"SCREAMZ! ITS BOWSER!" Johnny yelled.

"I'm Bowser! Mwahahaha!" Bowser??? said.

Boss: Bowser???

Bowser???'s battle theme plays.

Chill: That music is a terrible battle song unless your in an epic RPG game.

Chill does some weird stuff and the music changes to -- woah! It's the epicly epic Super Mario Galaxy Final Boss!

Mario: That's a bit dramatic, eh?

Chill: Your right!

Chill does some weird stuff and the music changes to -- woah! It's the epicly epic Super Mario RPG Bowser Battle!

The arena turns 8-bit!

Chill: Too dramatic.

Bowser???'s battle theme comes back.

???: (whispering) Hehehehe! They think we're really Bowser!

Mario pounds Bowser??? with his mallet.

Bowser???: MWAHAHAHA! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!

??? 2: (whispering) Oh cheese! Don't take it too far, Red!

??? 1: (whispering) We got nothing to lose.

HyperSugar goes BOOM WITH DA CANNON! :O

Bowser???: HA! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!!!!!

??? 3: (whispering) I think you should listen to Green!

??? 1: (whispering) Quiet, chubby!

??? 3: (whispering) Argh!

Smoke starts coming out of Bowser???'s arm.

Johnny: O_O

Hat Pop: FREAK ALERT!

Bowser??? pounds Chill into a pancake.

LMGT: Pancakes? You mean like... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!?

Author: No no n-

CHOMP!

GULP!

LMGT: Yum yum yum! I looooooooooooooooove pancakes!

Guitar starts playing and Bowser??? goes boom!

Axem Red: BLAGIGAGAGAGAGAG!

Boss: The Axem Rangers

Axem Red: We fight for evil!

Axem Black: We live for disorder!

Axem Green: We like what we do!

Axem Red: We struggle for chaos!

Axem Yellow: We are...

Axem Rangers: ...the AXEM RANGERS!!

LMGT spits out Chill and he turns to normal.

Chill: Heh, where's Pink?

Axem Green: Blasted into no man's land. :'(

???: I BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Axem Black starts short circuiting.

Pink: Didja miss me?

Black: Jeez Pink, didja have... (BZAAP ZAP) To do that so loud? (BZAAP ZAP)

Black's arm falls off. Then his sunglasses shatter.

Yuckyellow does a mega slam onto Chill.

LMGT: Glutton vs. glutton!

LMGT PWNs Yellow and he explodes, which finally blows up Black, which makes Red, Pink and Green explode aswell.

Mario: Yippe! Onto the next star!

Chapter 7: I'm You! MWAHAHAHA!

Everyone suddenly wakes up in total darkness. The Brown Puffle Cave song is playing.

"Epic song FTW!" Mario said.

(Author's Note: FTW mins for the win for you newbies)

A shadow of a puffle with a wrench switches a light on.

"I hope that's not Uberfuzzy!" Chill thought.

The Brown Puffle hops away. For some reason this isn't the BFC from the Wilderness Expedition. It keeps going...And going...And going...And going... Until they reach the end.

"So, I've lead you right into my trap, huh slicks?" the Brown Puffle said.

POOF!

The Brown Puffle turned into Doopliss!

Boss: Doopliss

Johnny: ScReAmZ sCrEaMz ScReAmZ sCrEaMz!1! wHaT tHe>.> wHy Am I tAlKiNg LiKe ThIs?/?

Chill: I dUnNo>.> aUtHoR/

Author: WhAt? wAiT.>. WhY aM i TaLkInG fUnNy?

Dooplis: Ha! I ruined your story, mister!

Author: FoUrTh WaLl< qUe!

Doopliss: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

Fourth Wall: NoBoDy BrEaKs ThE fOuRtH wAlL1 NoBoDy!

Doopliss: You still can't stop me!

Doopliss turned into Chill! Chill turned into a purple version of himself.

Chill???: O_O

Chill: Team! Over here! That Chill is a fake!

Chill's Party walks over to the Chill on the right, who is real.

Chill???: Guys! That's Doopliss!

Chill: Liar! Get him, guys!

Author: Hey! The text got fixed!

Mario pounds Chill??? with his mallet.

Chill???: YOWYOWYOW!

Johnny: FOR NARNIA! :D

Drpepper spills Dr. Pepper down the front of Chill???. It's cold, too.

Sharkbate: Cliche video game move!

Shark walks over to Chill??? and jumps on him.

Chill???: BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGGAGAGGAGGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGGGA!!

Cooldude: Cooldude Signature Blast!

Cooldude throws a pebble at Chill???.

Chill: Was that supposed to be an attack? O_O

Cooldude: Yeah! :D

Daisy: Umbrella thingy!

Daisy gets in a kart and runs over Chill???.

Kyle: I think that was the wrong attack...

Daisy: It was a trick...

Chill???: Blaaaaarg!

Chill??? jumps on Chill. Nothing happens!

Chill???: Wha?

Chill: See! YOU ARE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! >:P

Johnny beats Chill??? up with his drumsticks. Chill??? faints!

Chill: Come on guys. Let's get back to CP.

Chill uses his Spy Phone and teleports back to Club Penguin. However, back on the Brown Puffle Island...

Chapter 8: Defeating Doopliss!

(This chapter's talking will be done in Battle style talking)

Chill???: Ungh...

???: ELLO, bellowed Count Bleck at the strange...purple thingy.

Chill???: Huh?

Chill??? sees Count Bleck.

Count Bleck: Hi! I'm Daisy!

Chill???: O_O

Chill??? dropkicks Count Bleck into the lava.

Count Bleck: THIS IS NOT THE END OF ME, YOU'LL SEE! JUST WAIT FOR SUPER PAPER CHILL!

Chill???: Fourth Wall breaker.

Count Bleck: As if I care, mused Count Bleck.

Chill???: Fourth Wall breaking will make Count Blecks disappear :D

Count Bleck goes POOF!

Chill???: This must be Brown Puffle Island.

Chill??? hops on a leftover Wilderness Expedition boat and sails to the Shore. Then he jumps on the barrel thingy and it goes up up up up up up up up!

Chill???: If I'm not mistaken, in (Not So) Elite Penguin Force, that wouldn't work. Oh right, the author is with "me" and my friends.

A tree falls down and the Wheel-Bot 2.0 digs his way out of it.

Wheel-Bot: Ungh...

Chill???: Hi Wheel-Bot.

Wheel-Bot: Ohai dere Doopliss.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Wheel-Bot

Chill???: (thinking) Hmm, this could have some good points. (To Wheel-Bot) Hey Wheely-Wheels. Let's go destroy Chill!

Wheel-Bot: Erm, Bowser told me specifically to wait until Chapter 15 to attack them.

Chill???: But if we destroy them now he might award us!

Wheel-Bot: Okay!

Chill??? and the Wheel-Bot eventually find Chill and his friends.

Chill: Doopliss! >:(

Boss: Chill

Chill???: Let's-a go!

Wheel-Bot: Doopliss, I never knew you were a fan of Mario.

Chill???: Are you kidding? I was in a Mario game! :|

Wheel-Bot: Oops. I forgot.

Mario: Take this!

Mario pounds his mallet into the Wheel-Bot.

Wheel-Bot: Oooof! (door gets dented)

Chill???: PARTY HAT POKE!

Chill: Ow!

HyperSugar blasts into Chill??? with the cannon.

Chill???: Owie ow ow!

Chill??? swipes Mario's mallet!

Mario: HEY!

Chill??? squishes Chill with the mallet.

Chill: Ungh...

LMGT: I NEED FOOOOOOOOD!

Chill??? and Wheel-Bot ram into Chill at the same time.

Chill: Ungh...I've been defeated by Doopliss.

Chill???: Hmmph. Yeah right.

Wheel-Bot: Wha?

Chill??? turned into Chill! Chill turned into Doopliss!

Johnny: :O DOOPLISS! YOU TRICKED US!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAY!

Doopliss: WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!

Chill hands Mario his mallet back.

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD OVA HERE!

Chill tosses a blueberry Pop-Tart on the ground. LMGT eats it.

Doopliss: I GIVE UUUUUUUUUPPPP!

Doopliss teleports back to base.

Wheel-Bot: You tricked me!

Wheel-Bot teleports back aswell.

GGD: Zonk!

Mario: o_o Erm, anyways, onto the next star!

Chapter 9: Sneaky Cheating Planting Ninja Koopas

"I'm bored..." Johnny said.

Everyone walks past a bush for no reason. Larry Koopa jumps out! He blows a raspberry! Huh? Useless.

"The boss came too soon!" Chill yelled.

GGD pulls a shoe out of his pocket and tosses it into the distance.

"SHOE!" Larry yelled.

Larry runs after the shoe.

"That was weird!" Mario yelled.

"Why did he yell?" Chill asked.

"B cuz." the author replied.

Larry runs back.

"Can we fight now?" Larry asked.

"Fine..." Chill said.

Boss: Larry Koopa

Larry: Woowoowahaaaaaa!!!!

Iggy: MY LAUGH! >:(

Iggy jumps away.

Larry: SUPER SHELL SUPREME THINGY!

BOOM BOOM POW!

Everyone except Larry, Author and other offscreen characters: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Everyone faints except for Chill, Mario and Larry.

Larry: FIREBALL!

BOOM!

Mario: Oh no! (faints)

Larry: Plant attack!

Larry plants tons of Piranha Plants. He starts to water them, but...

Roy: Hey! You still owe me for dat wrong Sports Hall prediction!

Larry: Eh?

Roy: ELECTRIC CHAIR!

ZAP!!!!!!

Larry: BLAGIDAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAGGAGAAGGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!!!!!!!

The Piranha Plants all explode on Larry. 1-ups fall onto Chill's party.

Kool-Aid Man: PARTY!!!!!

Johnny: Random dude!

Johnny pushes Kool-Aid Man off a cliff and he breaks.

Chill: O_O See that?

Chapter 10: Crab Attack!

Everyone is teleported to some alley. In the middle of nowhere.

Klutzy: Clicky click click!

Crab Translator 3000: I'm going to destroy you!

Klutzy: I'm done with clicks.

Puffle Launch Crab flies in.

PLC: OK, you can have my Aqua Grabber just this one time, but don't destroy it!

Klutzy jumps in the Flying Aqua Grabber. Some epic boss music plays! :O

Megaboss: Klutzy

Klutzy: Oh, I forgot I had these! Heheheheh...

Klutzy gets out six system defender cannons. There are 3 on each side. There is 1 of each kind of cannon on both sides.

PLC gets some popcorn.

PLC: Oh, 100 pieces of corn in the bag, 100 pieces of corn! But then I eat, a whole lots more, and now there's only 90!

GGD: GGD Pursuit!

GGD eats a cookie.

LMGT: Gimme!

GGD: No!

GGD turns into a fighting NPC.

Battles

• Chill's Party against Klutzy
• LMGT against GGD

LMGT: Gimme teh cookie!

GGD kicks LMGT. He flies into some trash cans.

LMGT: OW!

GGD: That teaches you not to mess with me while I'm using GGD Pursuit!

LMGT drops a star point.

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Chill: OWWWWW! TRIPLY THINGY OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Chill explodes. Oh wait, he didn't. :(

Chill: Hey! I have the power to write you out...Oh wait, I don't....

Klutzy shoots the yellow cannons.

PLC: Oh, 90 pieces of corn in the bag, 90 pieces of corn! But then I eat, a whole lots more, now there's only 80!

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD???

LMGT runs at PLC.

PLC: No! My popcorn!

Battles

• Chill's Party against Klutzy
• LMGT against GGD (Winner: GGD)
• LMGT against PLC

???: Need some help? Heh.

Klutzy: Not now! You go into the next chapter!

???: Okey-doke.

RINGY RING RING!

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Gary (on phone): BOOM!!!!!!!!!

• Klutzy's Compartments
  • Aqua Grabber
  • Red Cannon - Exploded
  • Orange Cannon
  • Purple Cannon
  • Red Cannon
  • Orange Cannon
  • Purple Cannon

Chill: Do something better.

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Gary (on phone): BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Klutzy's other red cannon blows up.

Chill: Great. Now he has to use the powerful cannons.

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Gary (on phone): BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pieces of orange cannon fall onto the ground.

• Klutzy's Compartments
  • Aqua Grabber
  • Purple Cannon
  • Orange Cannon
  • Purple Cannon

LMGT: Gimme gimme gimme!

PLC: No!

PLC chucks a piece of popcorn at LMGT's eye. But, he has goggles.

LMGT: :P

Klutzy: Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg!

BOOM!

Chill: Oh noes! 2 purple cannons and 1 orange cannon! IT BURNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

PLC: 80 pieces of corn - don't take my popcorn - in the bag, 80 - stop it - pieces of corn! But then I - no you can't have any - eat a whole lots more, and now there's only 70!

LMGT: 70 pieces of corn in the bag, 70 pieces of corn! But then LMGT, steals some, and now there's only 60!

PLC: HOW DARE YOU!

PLC rips a purple cannon out of the aqua grabber.

PLC: GIVE ME BACK MY BAG OR I'LL SHOOT!

Penquino grabs the cannon and replaces it with a Donut Shooter. PLC, however, doesn't notice. LMGT sees this and...

LMGT: NO!

PLC: You asked for it!

PLC shoots a donut at LMGT. He eats it.

PLC: Whaaaaa? I gives up. :(

Battles

• Chill's Party against Klutzy
• LMGT against GGD (Winner: GGD)
• LMGT against PLC (Winner: LMGT)

LMGT: 60 pieces of corn in the bag, 60 pieces of corn! But then I eat, a whole lots more, and now there's only 50! Woo!

PLC: RAWR!!!

Klutzy shoots LMGT with his remaining purple cannon. LMGT faints and throws his popcorn into the air. All the popcorn falls onto the ground, out of the bag.

PLC: Yes!

However, Mario used the distraction to plant ultra TNT inside the Aqua Grabber.

PLC: My popcorn! :D

The Aqua Grabber leaks oil all over the popcorn.

PLC: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

While nobody is looking, Kyle rips out the last of Klutzy's cannons. However, Klutzy notices.

Klutzy: MY CANNONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Trigger = Caps Lock = On

Klutzy: MY CANNONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRIGGER = CAPS LOCK = OFF

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Gary: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Klutzy: Erm... Zzzzzzzzzzz......

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Gary: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Aqua Grabber explodes, and Klutzy drops a donut.

PLC: :O MY AQUA GRABBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT: MY DONUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT swipes the donut and plops it in his mouth.

Mario: I'm bored. Let's go to the Wilderness!

Chapter 11: Doopliss Strikes Again

Everyone runs to the Dock, then into the Wilderness.

"Camping?" Mario asked.

Everyone nods, and they run to the Lost Room. However, half of the group goes up the top path, and the other half goes down the bottom path. They encounter each other. Yeah.

"Tent!" Johnny said.

Johnny puts up a mega tent. Everyone walks in.

"I like camping :)" Hat said.

"Hat, I didn't know you liked camping!" Shark said.

A little while later...

"I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" LMGT yelled.

Chill and Drpepper get their fishing poles and run to the Cliff.

"Down this barrel thingy and..." Drpepper said as the barrel went down.

They started fishing. After a while, they caught lots of fish. Then they ran back to camp.

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!" screamed LMGT.

LMGT ate all the fish.

"We didn't cook it yet..." Drpepper said.

BLEH!

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!" HyperSugar yelled.

"Hey guys." somebody said.

Everyone turned around and saw Doopliss!

"Doopliss Time!" Well, you can tell who said that. If you can't, it was Doopliss.

Boss: Doopliss

Chill: Blagidaggaaggagagga! Not again!

Duplighost: Can I join in?

Doopliss: No. Duplighosts were so 2001.

Duplighost: :'(

POOF!

Doopliss: What the...

Doopliss???: I am Doopliss!

Doopliss: No you're not, shorty.

Doopliss???: Darn.

POOF!

Duplighost: I'm leaving!

Doopliss: Oh look! Some cheese!

Doopliss points behind Chill's Party. Everyone turns around. Doopliss turns into Chill! Chill turns into Chill???! Doopliss makes a "whoosh" sound!

Chill: Guys! That Chill is fake!

Johnny: You got that right. He's purple.

Chill???: BLAGITYBLAGITYBLAGITY!

Chill's Party walks over to Chill, who is real.

Chill???: BLAGIDAGAGAAGAGAGAAGAAGG!

Chill??? pounds Chill with a hammer.

Mario: How dare you!

Mario searches for his mallet to pound Chill??? with, but...

Mario: WHO TOOK MY MALLET?

Chill??? tosses the mallet into Chill.

Chill: Ow!

Drpepper spills some cold Dr. Pepper down the front of Chill???.

Chill???: BLEH!!

LMGT: I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Chill??? holds out a donut.

LMGT: Gimme!

Chill???: I'll give it to you if you join my side. :)

LMGT runs over, snatches the donut, and runs back.

Chill???: Cheater!

Chill: PARTY HAT POKE!

Chill???: D'oh!

Chill??? faints.

Chapter 12: Defeating Doopliss...Again!

(Note: This chapter will be done in the style of battle talking)

Chill???: Ungh...

???: Doopliss! Are you alright?

Chill???: Eh?

Chill??? jumps up and sees Jet-Bot.

Chill???: Oh, well I got defeated by Chill and his team again.

Jet-Bot: Darn those penguins!!

Jet-Bot waves his arms up and down like a maniac.

Chill???: Maybe we could defeat them this time?

Jet-Bot: Sure!

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Jet-Bot

Chill??? and Jet-Bot run around and find Chill.

Chill: Hey! Are you guys still here?

Boss: Chill

Chill: You got a lot of nerve to battle us again!

Mario: You got that right!

Penquino: GO TEAM CHILL!

Chill??? swipes Mario's mallet again.

Mario: BLAGITYBLAGITYBLAGITY!

SMASH!

Chill: WoaaaaahhhhHHhhH!H!Hh!H!Hh

Shark: That sounded freaky...

SMASH!

Chill: Ow!!

Chill almost falls over.

Chill: I...am....Chill.......

Chill???: Not!

Chill??? throws "his" mallet into Chill.

Chill: BLAGITYBLAGITYBLAGITY! END TRANSMISSION!

POOF!

Chill turns into Doopliss! Chill??? turns into Chill!

Jet-Bot: Blagityblagity! I got tricked!

Jet-Bot and Doopliss teleport away.

Mario: Darn that Doopliss!!

Mario waves his arms like a maniac.

Chapter 13: I Can't See You, But I Can Fight You

INTERMISSION!

You probably know which music is playing by now.

Doopliss: Then I turned back into me and blew the whole thingy...

Bowser: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone blows into the next room.

Everyone except Bowser: Eeeeeeek!

Kammy: If he cookies does that cookies one more cookies time, I'm cookies going to cookies quit. Cookies. (thinking: Oh, get me OUT of this cookie curse! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)

Morton: Hey, I have an idea, why don't we send something super-duper powerful, such as yourself, King Dad, who is more Kooptacular then me which is really hard to do because I'm very Kooptacular don't you think?

Roy: SHADDUP!!!!!!

Morton: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me, a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph!

Bowser: No Morton, because if we did that IT WOULD BLOW MY PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kammy: Coo...kies.........

Larry (in another room): YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Koopa Doctor (in another room): Argh! Shut up Larry! We only need to do 10 more shots!

Larry (in another room): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

To be continued...