User:Chill57181/Puffle Lawn Chair

NOTE: Make sure you read (Not So) Elite Penguin Force first as this is a follow-up and picks up right where the last story left off.

Prologue: Defeat of the Fourth Wall

"Not laughing now, huh?" Herbert said.

All the bad guys teleported away. Castle Bleck exploded and the friends were teleported back to they're homes.

"I think I'll check my party." Chill said.

• Chill

"Hmm. Hopefully we won't have to do an adventure like that again." Chill said to himself. "Maybe I'll call up Mario."

RING RING!

• Mario: Yes?
• Chill: Hey Mario. Meet me at the Snow Forts. Bye!
• Mario: But Chi-
• Operator: Please hang up and dial again.
• Mario: :|

Chapter 1: Meeting Rookie!

"Hey Mario!" Chill said when he saw him.

"Hi Chill." Mario said.

BOOM!

"Yipes! What was that?" Chill said.

Tons of penguins were trying to stuff themselves into the Box Dimension.

"ROOKIE IS IN THERE!" screamed a penguin.

"!" Chill and Mario emoted. They joined the crowd.

"Hey Penquino!" Chill said.

"CHILL! I THINK WE GOT ROOKIE!" Penquino yelled.

Chill, Mario and Penquino were the first to burst in. They each earned Rookie's stamp. Then they saw Rookie heading into the Candy Dimension.

"ROOKIE WAIT!" the three friends screamed.

They followed him and they each got an autograph.

"Here you go!" Rookie said.

"SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET TIMES THE HIGHEST NUMBER EVER!" Penquino yelled.

Suddenly about 64 penguins poured into the Candy Dimension. "ROOKIE ROOKIE!" they all screamed.

A little while after that happened Rookie left. The penguins went back to they're normal lives. Suddenly Chill's phone rang!

RING RING!

• Chill: Ello, yellow!
• LMGT: Chill, bad news!
• Chill: What is it, donut dude?
• LMGT: The Fourth Wall is back...
• Chill: Oh great. What about the other villains from our past adventure?
• LMGT: Well, let's see. So far it appears The Fourth Wall, WATuDOIN, Huff N Puff, Chill N Freeze, Sanity Penguin, General Donut, Pizza Parlor Manager, Count Bleck's Army, Herbert, Klutzy, The Test Bots and Ultimate Protobot are all back.
• Chill: Oh nooo!
• LMGT: Come over to my place and we'll discuss this.
• Chill: OK.

Chill hangs up.

"That was LMGT. Fourth Wall and lots of other villains that we faced have returned." Chill said. "We'll be going to LMGT's igloo now."

Chill, Mario and Penquino knocked on LMGT's door.

"We're here." Mario said.

"Great!" LMGT said. "I've called the others from our past adventures. Johnny and Awesome are definitely coming with us - one of my friends, Cooldude, will also be on this adventure."

"So, what about the others?" Chill asked.

"Well, Kirby, Explorer, Ben and York are on vacation soooo... They won't be coming. The others might be coming, but we aren't sure about that yet." LMGT replied.

Johnny, Awesome and Cooldude come in.

"We're ready!" Awesome said.

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: Mario, Penquino, LMGT, Johnny, Awesome and Cooldude

"RAWR!"

BOOM!!!!

"WATuDOIN!" everyone yelled.

"I'm back. >:P" WATuDOIN said.

"Haven't you caused enough trouble?" Cooldude said.

"There is no such thing as enough trouble for WATuDOIN!" WATuDOIN said.

Boss: WATuDOIN

Battle Music: Paper Mario NORMAL Battle

Current HP

• Chill: 20/20
• Mario: 20/20
• WATuDOIN: 30/30

Chill: I hope this adventure isn't as random as last time.

???: It won't be, cuz I'm here.

Chill: Who you?

???: I'm the new author!

Chill: Ohhhh, cool.

Author: Yeah, and hey, the old author was a Shy Guy too.

???: I told you not to tell, cuz!

Shy Guy falls out of nowhere.

Shy Guy (Not So EPF Author): Why did you do that!?

Shy Guy spreads a curse on everyone like in (Not So) Elite Penguin Force and they forget he is Shy Guy. He disappears.

Chill chooses nothing in-particular!

WATuDOIN takes 1 damage!

Mario grabs the author and he falls out of a rip in the sky. He is revealed to be...

Everyone except Author: GOOMBA!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Goomba: Aww man. They know my identity.

Goomba uses Shy Guy's curse and they forget he is Goomba. Oops, I wasn't supposed to say Shy Guy!

Chill: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Mario eats all RPG battles!!!111!!!!111!!1oneoneone

WATuDOIN bounces his balloon and Mario turns into a toy clown.

Mario: ...

Chill: I EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11111111!

Partner Switch > LMGT

LMGT turns WATuDOIN into a donut and -- CHOMP!

Half of the WATuDOIN Donut: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

WATuDOIN turns back and makes a getaway.

Chapter 2: Dry Dry Ruins Quest

Everyone is in Herbert's Hideout. It seems to be destroyed, and dark, and all the exits are caved in.

"SCREAMZ!" screamed Penquino.

[[User:Chill57181/Puffle Lawn Chair/Herbert's Hideout Lounge|Go in the red door]]

"Huh?" said Cooldude.

"Mwe scared!" Penquino said. Suddenly he jumped in Chill's backpack! Oh yeah, did I mention they all have backpacks? Oops.

"OH NOES! THE VILLAIN ARMY!" yelled Johnny.

O'Chunks???, Uberfuzzy, Sannse, Scarecroe, Wikibate, Wiki Pop, Wompus, Weegee, Penguin by the igloos near the plaza, O'Chunks, Fonzie, The Kraken, Big Bird, Huff N Puff, Puffle Launch Crab, Chill N Freeze, Dimentio, Sanity Penguin, General Donut, Pizza Parlor Manager, Tubba Blubba, Wario, and Mimi walk towards them.

Boss: Villain Army

Boss Music: Paper Mario Final Battle!!11!1!1!!1!!!!!oneoneone!1!

O'Chunks??? and O'Chunks run at top speed and try to turn Chill into a pancake - however, O'Chunks trips and falls into O'Chunks??? and the costume falls off.

Pookie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

O'Chunks: O_O

Wikibate: Nowiki

The Kraken slaps Chill.

The Kraken: Eat this!

Kraken slaps LMGT - with the tentacle that has a cookie on it!

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT eats the cookie and that tentacle explodes!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!11!oneone

Huff N Puff does twirly wirl thingy and smashes into Chill N Freeze -- sending 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cream puffs flying at them and 416 miles per hour!

Chill: INCOMING!

LMGT: :O FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!

LMGT eats all the cream puffs!!!!!!!1111!1!oneoneonetwomillion2!

Chill: I'm thirsty.

The Kraken smashes his tentacles into the ceiling and - oh no! A tsunami!

Chill: No prob.

Chill drinks the ENTIRE tsunami.

LMGT: Hmm, a new kind of glutton! :)

Chill: :S

Mario smashes Sanity Penguin (who happens to be in front of the line) with his hammer and it sends him careening backwards, and everyone faints and they teleport back to their headquarters. Well, except the good guys.

Mario: Onto the next star!

Chapter 3: Bowser's Plan?

INTERMISSION!

Bowser: WHAT THE???? YOU ALL FAILED?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!???!!

Kammy Koopa: Master Bowser! Don't yell! It makes me think about cookies!

Morton: But everyone knows that cookies are delicious, awesome, great-

Roy: SHADDUP!

Morton: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me, a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph!

Lemmy: What is our next plan of-

Iggy: -action, King Dad?

Bowser: I dunno.

Kammy Koopa: Master Bowser, I already told you that we would send FunKid2 next.

Bowser: YOU DID NOT!

Kammy Koopa: NOOOO! COOKIES!

Morton: Why do you dislike, disagree with, think is bad-

Roy: SHADDUP!

Morton: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me, a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph!

Roy: Morton, go to your room!

Morton: You're not King Dad! You know how I know? Because King Dad is Kooptacular and you're not Kooptacular but King Dad is more Kooptacular then me and that's almost impossible because I'm really Kooptacular don't you think?

Roy starts turning red.

Roy: SHADDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A shockwave starts coming at Morton. It's slow, though.

Morton: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me-

The shockwave is halfway to Morton.

Morton: -a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be-

The shockwave is a few inches away from Morton.

Morton: -quiet! Hm-

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The dust clears and Bowser, Kammy and Morton are now black shadows.

Bowser: ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kammy teleports Roy into the dungeon.

TRANSMISSION OVER

Meanwhile, back in Club Penguin...

"Gee, guys, thanks for saving us!" Hat Pop said.

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: Hat Pop and Sharkbate

"Let's all go to Mario's house!" Chill yelled.

Everyone runs to Mario's house to play some Mario games. Well, except LMGT.

"New Super Mario Bros. Wii is bleh. I've invented a new game called Super Donut Bros! Want to play?" LMGT said.

"Well-" Johnny started to say.

"Yay! :D" LMGT replied.

LMGT yanked New Super Mario Bros. Wii's disc out of the Wii and threw it somewhere. Yeah, even I, the super-duper-awesome-epic-fantastical author of this story, does not know where it wen-

"SHADDUP!!!!!" Roy yelled, all the way from Bowser's Castle.

"How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me, a Goomtacular Goomba with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph! Oops. I just told everyone that I'm a Goomba. Here we go!" the author said.

Goomba spreads a curse on everyone so they forget he is Goomba. Anyways, LMGT puts Super Donut Bros. into the Wii.

"Zzzzz..." Chill said.

ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"OK, go light on the !'s...." Mario said.

"Yeah, seriously, man." Awesome added.

"SUPER MARIO!" LMGT yelled.

"LMGT, a minute ago you didn't like Mario..." Cooldude said.

"I'm hungry!" Chill screamed.

Suddenly it clicked in everyone's minds. A PERSONALITY SWITCHOVER! DUN DUN DUN!!!!

"Well, let's go get some pizza." Johnny said.

As they walked to the Pizza Parlor, they saw Kyle3666 and 1998drpepper.

"Hi Drpepper!" Penquino said.

"Hi Kyle!" Johnny said.

"Hey Penquino!" Drpepper said.

"Hey Johnny!" Johnny said.

Everyone stared.

"Author, you gave me the wrong line." Johnny said.

The author does some magic stuff and the line disappears off of Johnny's script and appears on Kyle's script.

"Hey Johnny!" Kyle said. "Whatcha doing?"

"We is gonna get pizza! Chill and LMGT had a little "personality switch"..." Johnny replied.

"I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Chill screamed.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: Kyle and Drpepper

The friends went into the Pizza Parlor. When they got there, they saw the Pizza Parlor Manager!

"Hey! You guys still owe me the bill from the last story! OW!" PPM said.

"NOBODY BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL! NOBODY!" The Fourth Wall yelled.

Chill sat down. Caesar (one of the Pizza Parlor workers in "Pizza Parlor Panic") took his order.

"15 large pizzas, with normal sauce, cheese, and 24576092847609824709 of everything on them." Chill said.

Soon, Caesar came in and gave him 15 pizzas with piles of toppings. Chill ate them all down in one go. However...

"Hey! I hear censored words." LMGT said.

"Hey! The bill is flooding the Pizza Parlor." PPM said.

"NEVERMIND THE BILL! LET'S GO!" Chill said.

Chill was about to get up when his chair broke.

"That's 70 more coins for damages." PPM added.

Chill ran out with his friends to the Forest.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I FOUND YOU, ****S!" FunKid2 yelled.

Boss: FunKid2

Brobot's first battle music is playing.

Chill: Can someone tell me why that is happening...?

LMGT: I NEED YOSHI!

Chill: I NEED FOOD!

Mario: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Mr. L jumps in.

Mr. L: Hey! You stole my Battle Music! >:(

FunKid2: IDC, ****!

Mr. L: O_O

Mr. L's theme music plays.

Mr. L: Dude. It's not polite to swear.

FunKid2: IDC, ****!

Mr. L: To somebody who can destroy you in one hit! FALCON PUNCH!

FunKid2 gets blown to the moon.

Mr. L: Heh heh.

Mr. L runs off.

Chill: FOOOOOOOOOOOOD, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

Chapter 4: Chill Gets Kidnapped

"I'm going to get kidnapped!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Chill yelled.

"Ooooooooops! I pulled that out of a document for a future story." the author said.

A random penguin with a newspaper walks by.

"Hey! Did you hear? That awesome book that got published last month called (Not So) Elite Penguin Force just launched a series! The sequel is gonna be called Puffle Launcher Lawn Chair!" the penguin said.

Chill looks at his teammates.

"They're making books out of our adventures?" Chill said.

"That explains the authors that are always appearing. :S" Cooldude added.

"OH NOES! GARY FEVER!" Chill yelled. Suddenly 3 gif's of Gary pop up.

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"Oh, by the way, does you have any FOOOOOOOOOOOD? I IS HUNGRY!" Chill added.

LMGT finds a donut in his pocket. (from before the personality switchover)

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! GIMME!" Chill yelled.

":O" LMGT emoted.

Chill jumped at LMGT and a cloud of dust appeared. Chill finally got the donut, but unfortunately - he destroyed it!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" cried Chill.

"Can't wait to do the next story, Paper Chill. :)" LMGT said.

A wild Axem Ranger appeared! 4 more appeared!

"We are the Axem Rangers!" Axem Red screamed.

"I'm hungry! Can we go to McDonald's???" Axem Yellow said.

Boss: The Axem Rangers

Chill: Look! Koopa Bros. music!

The music that is playing is "Koopa Bros. Keep Cool", their theme song.

Axem Red: We fight for evil!

Axem Black: We live for disorder!

Axem Green: We like what we do!

Axem Pink: We struggle for chaos!

Axem Yellow: We are...

Axem Rangers: ...the AXEM RANGERS!!

Chill: Yeah, yeah, we know.

"Attack of the Koopa Bros." begins playing.

Axem Red: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell us, Robotacular Robots with interesting things to say, that you know what we are called! Hmmph!

Penquino: I think I've spotted a running gag.

Axem Yellow: One time I ate a burger but it was poisoned. Then I started running and I was gagging.

Penquino: That's a different kind of running gag.

Axem Yellow: Then I-

Axem Pink: DON'T!

Axem Yellow: :(

An Indiana Jones rock-thingy rolls over Yellow.

Axem Yellow: Yo, Red!

Red: What?

Yellow: I'm hungry!

Red: Then chew on your tongue.

Yellow blows up. However that begins to short-circuit Pink.

Pink: Yo, Red!

Red: What?

Pink: My makeup's running!

Red: Then change brands!

Pink spins out of control and flies into the air, never to be seen again. However, she accidentally chops up Green.

Green: Yo, Red!

Red: What?

Green: I have a headache!

Red: You're totally out of shape.

Green disappears.

Chill: Good. We finally get to talk. Oh, and...

Chill throws a Superbombomb.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Club Penguin Island gets destroyed.

The End

Chill: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Author: Oooops!

The author changes it.

Chill: Good. We finally get to talk. Oh, and...I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red: Then ch-

Chill: I KNOW!

Red: How insulting! I can't belie-

Red explodes.

Black: Huh?

LMGT appears from behind some crates and is holding Red's power switch. He sneaks back and unplugs Black aswell.

Black explodes.

Chapter 5: Attack of Herbert P. Bear

"I'm tired." Mario said.

To be continued...