User:Chill57181/Mission to Destroy COPPA

Prologue: A Dream To Remember

Johnny was waddling home after the party Chill held for Mario after he saved him. When Johnny went on the wiki, he saw that he had been blocked for 1 year and 2 months for COPPA.

"Ugh...I hate COPPA." Johnny moaned.

Johnny went in bed because he was tired.

DREAM!

Johnny woke up. He decided to go to the beach. When he got there, he saw a ship. But it wasn't the Migrator. Johnny jumped on it. He saw two penguins. One was red, and had a Cap'N Crunch-ish outfit on, along with a beard and an eyepatch. The other one was aqua, and had a Puffle Bandanna, with an eyepatch and a Lighthouse Shirt.

"Ahoy! I'm Captain Mario, and this is First Mate Chill!" Captain Mario said.

"Ahoy matey!" First Mate Chill said.

"Hey, could you help me?" Johnny asked.

"With what?" Captain Mario asked.

"To get rid of the evil decree by Billybob also known as Children's Online Privacy Protection Act of Something Something." Johnny said in one breath.

"That's a mouthful........Sure!" First Mate Chill said.

So they set sail for Billybob Island...

Chapter 1: We're Here

"We're here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Captain Mario yelled.

"PUT ON THE BRAKEZ!" Chill screamed.

BOOM!

The ship crashed into the island and exploded. Meanwhile back on CP...

"YES! YES!! YES!!! With the Super-Ultra-Mega-Super-Duper-Hydra 3000 x2 +3, I can finally defeat the EPF!" Herbert said.

A chunk of ship falls onto the Super-Ultra-Mega-Super-Duper-Hydra 3000 x2 +3 and it explodes, covering Herbert in ashes.

Meanwhile, on Billybob Island...

"Hold it-

BZZPOAFAFOGIURGOIUHOLSI%U#(*^&(@#$*^&($*&()&#@*%)@&^()#*&(*#$&(#*$^&(*&@^*(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

TEXT CHANGE "SUPER DUPER BLAH BLAH" to SUPER BLAH: SUPER DUPER BLAH BLAH

Mario: What?

Johnny: Not So EPF...Gotta love it.

The Fourth Wall squishes Johnny.

Mechanical Billybob: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! WEE HEHEH EHEDHJEHEHHHSG IW#&%*9@#*&%(*$&^(O*&#@$(^*&$@#(*#%&(@#*%&^(@^& (BOOM

Mechanical Billybob runs in circles. He crashes into Lightning McQueen. Except now he's remodeled with some epic fire design and a spoiler.

Lightning McQueen: ...Ow? HEY! I finally made an appearance since (Not So) Elite Penguin Force (COPYRIGHT CHILL57181 2011)!!! HOW COOL!

Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo! I'm the author!

Mario: I'm a torpedo!

Chill: I'm a torpedo!

Johnny: I'm a torpedo!

Mechanical Billybob: I'm a torpedo!

Lightning McQueen: I'm a torpedo!

(Torpedo Ted was making everyone say that)

Bullet Bill: WAUGH!

Bullet Bill blows up Torpedo Ted. BB is the real author. :D

BB: How come all the authors are Mario enemies? Shy Guy. Goomba. Piranha Plant. Koopa Troopa. Bullet Bill. THE PLANETS ARE ALIGNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@%*(@&%(#@&^(*@$&^(*@$()*@(6&(*&(&@ BOOM

Mechanical Billybob: Now that we've wasted enough BOMB time, I can defeat BOMB you!

Johnny: Why did he start saying bomb all of a sudden?

Mechanical Billybob: Cuz I like to BOMB say BOMB. Deal with BOMB it.

Boss: Mechanical Billybob

Mechanical Billybob: I will destroy youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Johnny: Why were there so many uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu's?

Bullet Bill: I got peanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutter stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck on my u key. Yay, I got it off!

Now that we're done spamming... HYDRA-MAJIG-20,000!

Bullet Bill: Each boss is fought in the Hydra. >:) (Chill57181 paid me to put the Hydra in)

Mechanical Billybob jumps into Fireball (Red Hydra. If you don't know which name is which color READ CHILL'S RESCUE OR ELSE THE POWER OF THE COOKIES WILL DESTROY YOUUUUUUUU!!) and breathes fire. Johnny kicks it back and Mechanical Billybob short-circuits.

MB: MUST EAT ERROR 404043693026780245609284576029845709 8WAFFLESZZZZZZZZZ!@#%)@*(% BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY!!! ::::;;;;;;;;;;;sfsglaghladsigholgfjuij kjkjlkjkjkjkjgjlgjlgjgljljgljgljljl ljolis asoiguosiauo BOOOM KACHOW I STOLE MCQUENS LINE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boom

MB (Mechanical Billybob) faints.

Johnny: I has idea.

Johnny yanks MB's electrical wires out, twists them around, chews them, spits them out, burns them with lava, tosses them in a bowl of soup-

Bowl of Soup: HEY!

-and rubs them on his car keys. Then he puts them in a bottle of orange juice and shoves it in MB.

Chapter 2: I GOT A ROW-BOT!

Mario: And that does...what?

Sparks fly out of Mechanical Billybob. The door on his back where Johnny pulled out the wires shuts (did I mention there was a door? Too bad!) and...STUFF HAPPENS!

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

Donkey Kong, Rosalina, Baby Mario and Beldam zip through on Go-Karts. The karts explode in a puff of confetti.

Huff N Puff: PUFFS?

LMGT appears and puts Huff N Puff in a doggy bag. He disappears. A box of Totally Horrible Video Games, Man falls from the sky.

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MB: MUST OBEY JOHNNY!

Johnny smashes a basketball inside MB's head.

MB: HULLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I is the comic relief dude.

MECHANICAL BILLYBOB HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY! IN TOUGH SITUATIONS, HE CAN BECOME THE COMIC RELIEF! HE CAN ALSO RANDOMLY EXPLODE! I'M A TORPEDO!

Torpedo Ted explodes. Johnny and Friends venture forward.

Snail Strapped To A Rocket: HALT!

Johnny: RSNAIL REFERENCE!

Everyone runs around in circles.

To be continued...