User:Chill57181/Paper Chill

Prologue: The Adventure Begins

(Note: The adventure that takes place after Chill goes to bed is a dream)

Chill: Ungh...That's the third time today I've finished Paper Mario...

Chill was addicted to Paper Mario.

Chill: Maybe I'll go to bed.

Chill turns off the TV and goes into his room. All his puffles are sleeping. He looks at his clock and sees that it's 11:30 at night.

Chill: O_O

Chill gets takes off his checkered shoes, and puts his amulet on the shelf and jumps into bed.

Chill: Zzzzzzzzzz....

Chill wakes up. The sun is shining.

Chill: What a nice day!

He gets on his checkered shoes and amulet and, after feeding his Puffles, goes down to check his mailbox.

Chill: Yay! I got a letter!

From: Princess Peach

To: Chill

Dear Chill,

Please come to the castle. I am having a party. Bye!

Chill: Huh? How do I get to the castle???

Chill walks outside and sees that he isn't in Club Penguin anymore. For some reason, his igloo has been moved to the location of Mario and Luigi's House in Paper Mario.

Chill: Weird...

A warp pipe is there that wasn't before. Chill jumps in, and comes up at Toad Town.

Chill: Ahh. I know this place. Now I know how to get to Peach's Castle!

Chill walks through Toad Town. Nobody is there, because they are all at Peach's Party. Eventually he gets into Peach's Castle. There are many people there.

Russ T: Hi Chill! This is a lovely party, isn't it?

Chill walks to the 2nd floor.

Mayor Penguin: Greetings, Chill! I just talked with Princess Peach.

Chill walks up the stairs.

Toad Guard: Peach is in there.

Toad Guard points to the door he is guarding. Chill goes inside. Then he goes through a hallway, and goes into another door.

Peach: Hi, Chill!

Chill: Hi Peach.

BOOM!

Chill: What was that?

Peach's Castle goes up into the air.

CRASH!

Herbert breaks through the window in a thingamabobber!

Herbert: BWAHAHAHA!

Peach: Herbert! What are you doing here? Didn't you learn your lesson the last time Chill defeated you?

FLASHBACK!

Chill: Herbert, if you don't drop it, the island will sink.

Herbert: Grr! Fine! I'll drop the statue!

Herbert drops his statue into the Geyser, and saves Club Penguin.

END FLASHBACK!

Herbert: I don't really care!

Peach: :|

Kammy flies in.

P.T. Piranha: You're late.

Kammy: Sorry! They wouldn't let me out of the Nutty House!

FLASHBACK!

Kammy: Cookies...COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES MUST HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser snatches Kammy's wand and sends her to the Nutty House.

END FLASHBACK!

Kammy: Explain to me-why am I working for this oversized hamster again?

Herbert: I'm not a hamster, dummy!

PT: For the story.

Chill: Why are you here?

PT: Oh, some guy hired me to do the Paper Chill stories.

Fourth Wall: OWW!

Herbert: Erm, anyways, let's fight!

Miniboss: Herbert

Chill jumps on Herbert.

Herbert: Ow!

Herbert slaps Chill.

Chill: Hmmm...

Chill jumps on Herbert.

Herbert slaps Chill.

Chill jumps on Herbert.

Herbert: Heh, you're good. But not for long...

Herbert holds up the Star Rod.

Twee: My wand!

Herbert: Get out of here, you pink pickled fairy!

Twee flies away.

Herbert: I'm invincible!

Chill jumps on Herbert. But nothing happens.

Chill: Oh noes!

Herbert: Bye bye!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIZZLE!!!!!!

Chill: Oh noes! I'm burnt!

Chill faints. Herbert tosses him out the window.

Peach: :O

Herbert's troops come and kidnap Peach.

Meanwhile, in some place called Goomba Village...

Goombaria: Ello, yellow!

...

Goombaria: C'MON! SNAP TO IT! WAKE UP!

Goombaria slaps Chill with her Peach Doll.

PT: Umm, Goombaria, that's supposed to be lost.

Goombaria: Oh, okay!

Goombaria tosses the Peach Doll somewhere. It lands in someplace. Yeah. You heard me. SOMEPLACE. Where else did you expect?

Goombaria: Why won't he wake up? GOOMPAPA! GOOMPA! GOOM-BARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goombaria runs off.

To be continued...