User:Chill57181/Snowball Fight

Prologue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

One day, Chill was playing Paper Mario when his Nintendo 64 exploded. Why? BECAUSE IT'S SHOWTIME!!! Suddenly it rebuilt itself.

Chill: Blagidagagagaga! Guess it's time for the new story.

Chill runs off just in time to avoid a beating from the Fourth Wall. Suddenly he is pelted with 283570345 snowballs. He crashes back inside his house.

Chill: WHAAAAAAAZZA?

Chill fiddles around with his spy phone and Mario, Johnny, LMGT, Penquino, Awesome, Jammasterd and Brookelas were teleported into his igloo.

LMGT: Wha? Where did my tasty FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD go? O_o

Johnny: Hey, it's Not So EPF, you gotta expect the unexpected.

Chill: What's with all these snowballs?

Awesome: IT'S A SNOWBALL WARZZZZ! There are 6 teams...And they're doing a mega war. :( We might getz deeeestroyed.

Mario: O_O Well, let's get out of here.

A coin drops out of the ceiling and rolls out of Chill's door.

Mario: SHINY!!!!!!

Mario chases the coin. Everybody follows him into a world of snowballs...

Chapter 1: EEK! MARINEZ! O_O

Mario: These are the weirdest chapter names eva.

TOSS!!!!!

Brook: Super huge mega awesome snowball, look out!

PT: I'll save you! MAJIDE TIME!

PT, Chill, and his friends get sent to Majide Time, just barely avoiding the snowball. They get sent out.

Chill: IT'S THE EPICLY EPIC PT!

PT: ;)

PT explodes. The Hydra pops out of the ground.

Johnny: Darn. Where's PT when you need hi-

Johnny gets burned to a crisp.

Fireball: SHWMARSHWARMSHMAWWAREASFSRGSRGORUSHGORSUGHOSRLUHFOLRSHGOLRSIHGFIGGLEHORN!

Fred slaps Fireball. He repeatedly smacks him and Chill and Co. run off. They crash into the Coffee Shop.

Penquino: Ow. Why is the Coffee Shop there?

It's revealed that it is a fake Cardboard Coffee Shop. It falls over. They see the Medieval Castle at the Ski Hill. But it's HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE now.

LMGT: I hope it has a FOOOOOOOD room :D

Everyone dashes off to the castle. The Knight's Quest 3 music plays.

Awesome: Cool. Best Knight's Quest music so far. :)

Everyone nods their heads in agreement. They climb up a ladder and it falls and sends them careening down the side of the Ski Hill. Somehow they land on a table...That's next to a dragon. O_o

Brook: OH NOES! HE'S GONNA EAT US! SCREAMZ SCREAMZ SCREAMZ SCREAMZ SCREAMZ SCREAMZ

Awesome: Super Fist of the Awesomeness: Automatic Destruction!

The dragon explodes. It's revealed to be... O'Chunks???! O_O

O'Chunks???: So, yeh came did yeh? (Phew. I've still got it!)

Chill: Hmmmm... Is it O'Chunks or O'Chunks???? I mean we haven't seen O'Chunks??? since the beginning of Puffle Launcher Lawn Chair and we just saw O'Chunks in Time Travelers.

Chill gets squashed by the Fourth Wall.

Fourth Wall: >:P

O'Chunks???: Eh, em teh rell O'Chunks.

Mario: If you say so.

Jam sneaks around and zips the back of the costume down.

Pookie: Chunks-a cry! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Tis time I will defeat woo! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWGE!

Pookie falls into a lake. Somehow she respawns.

Boss: Pookie

Chill: Oh look! A unicorn!

Pookie looks 190 ways in 1 second and doesn't see a unicorn.

Pookie: Woo meanie! Time for mwe spwecial attack!

Pookie taps Chill.

Chill: O____________________________________________O THAT'S YOUR MOST POWERFUL ATTACK? Hm hm hm. Shy Guy! Get in here!

Shy Guy (the author from the original Not So EPF) runs in.

Shy Guy: You called?

Chill: Yes. First of all, do your meteor storm. Second, get that dozing author out of there and do the authoring again.

Shy Guy jumps into the author's chair and tosses a LEGO brick out.

Pookie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... Oops, I mean sweeps.

Shy Guy: METEOR STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meteors rain everywhere.

Pizza Parlor Manager: Oh noes! That attack! O_________O

PPM runs off. Pookie gets blown up into 4 pieces. Gross. Somehow she rebuilds- OVER THE OCEAN! MWAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chill: You're cruel.

Shy Guy: So are you. ;)

www.somethingisnothingandthisisntarealwebsitesodonttryit.nowhere.com

Mario: DUDE! That website has a virus!

You get a virus.

You: What the...

Load=The Mega Snowball Fight=FAIL=Startover

One day, Chill was playing Paper Mario when his Nintendo 64 exploded. Why? BECAUSE IT'S SHOWTIME!!! Suddenly it rebuilt itself.

Chill: Blagidagagagaga! Guess it's time for the new story.

You: LOAD SAVED STATE!

Shy Guy: So are you. ;)

www.somethingisnothingandthisisntarealwebsitesodonttryit.nowhere.com

Mario: DUDE! That website has a virus!

You turn on your Antivirus. The virus gets blown up and faints. He is captured by the 100 Police of Trialing (you'll know if you've read the Cute Mario Broz Nonsense Wiki) and tossed into the Jail of 100 Trials. Anyways, back to zee show.

Chapter 2: Invading Marines Castle (Dun Dun Dun)

Everyone climbs back up the Ski Hill.

To be continued...