User:Lm34gt45/The Big Fat Hole

Here is a typical story about donkeys penguins who… erm… read on to find out, obviously, ‘cause I’m not gonna tell ya anyway. This is an endless story, so don't expect an ending.

Chapter 1

It was a nice and pieceful, sorry, peaceful day in Club Penguin.

“Odd, weather, eh,” LMGT said.

“But the narrator said it was peaceful!!!” said Nutty, breaking the fourth wall in his horribly obnoxious voice. Nobody knew why he was sitting with the other penguins anyway. He is usually admiring his bald head in the mirror (you gotta love that barber who cut those feathers off of that disgusting penguin’s head).

“WHO CARES!!!” said another extremely radioactive penguin, named R.A.D.I.O.A.C.T.I.V.E. True to his name.

“Hello, will y’all CALM DOWN???” said a totally NON-obnoxious penguin named penguin, named Johnny 115.

With a groundbreaking (in the literal sense) fissure, some odd thing popped out of the ground.

“Is it Herbert again?” asked Cooldude254, another friendly penguin.

Nope, it wasn't.

Chapter 2

“WASSUP dudes?” asked (was that a question?) WATuDOIN, a ‘cool’ penguin.

“Wat ARE u doin?” asked Cp kid, a not-very-arch-but-sorta-arch enemy of WATuDOIN, although nobody knew why.

“You’ll see, yo!!!” said WATuDOIN.

“:/” eveyrone emoted.

“Why r u starin at mah like that, yo?” asked WATuDOIN.

“Will you please stop saying things in that manner? And could you please tell me where you got the materials for that thingy from?” asked R.A.D.I.O.A.C.T.I.V.E.

“And why did you do that anyway, shaking the ground for no reason?” asked Chill57181, through an extra-loud mike who had been witnessing the scene in the Town from the Lighthouse.

“Hurr, y’all will see later! Time to go, yo!” said WATuDOIN.

And then, I a brilliant flash of light (or smoke, no one could tell), WATuDOIN disappeared.

“HE’S A NINJA???” everyone exclaimed, including Chill, through the loud mike.

Un-ninjas stared at them.

“Er… isn’t it normal? I mean, thin air is a part of nature!” said Cp kid, in a brave move to save the ninja’s secrets. And, thankfully, it did the trick.

Chapter 3

It started raining the next day.

“Told ya so.” said LMGT.

“Oh, nice prediction.” Said Cooldude. “By the way, where are Chill, Johnny and Cp kid?”

“Oh, them? Apparently, they seem to have gone on a voyage to Rockhopper Island!” said LMGT.

“O______O That’s crazy!”

“But it’s cool.”

“Hey, did someone fix the hole at the Town?”

“I don’t know, let’s go check.”

So LMGT and Cooldude went to the Town.

“I don’t see anything,” said Cooldude.

Meanwhile, in the big ship at sea, away from the storm…

“I’ve packed some fish pizzas and some seaweed pizzas. I also have some sandwiches, just in case.” Said Cp kid.

“I’ve got chocolate pizza.” said Johnny.

“And I’ve got some chocolate donuts.” said Chill. “We seem VERY ready.”

“I hope so,” said Johnny.

Chapter 4

Meanwhile, in the rain, LMGT and Cooldude were trying to find the hole in the ground.

“Whoa… giant puddle here,” said LMGT.

“Giant frozen puddles everywhere.” said Cooldude.

“Is this Sensei’s evil plan?”

“Maybe not. Why would he do this anyway?”

As they were walking, LMGT and Cooldude found something soft under their feet. Suddenly… BOOOOMMMM AT 2000000 DECIBELS!!!

“Uhhh…” said LMGT, surprised at what happened.

“Heh heh heh.” said a familiar voice. It was HERBERT!!! Along wth him was the weird WATuDOIN.

“Yo, dude. This Harbutt dude hired me for BIG cash!” said WATuDOIN.

“Call me Herbert, you baboon-penguin hybrid!!!” said Herbert.

Then, in a flash, Herbert and WATuDOIN went away, in a manner, that looked like as if they were teleporting.

LMGT was speechless. Then he wondered “’’Where is Cooldude? I don’t know where he fell.’’” So LMGT started walking in search of Cooldude. Suddenly, the opening of the pit closed. LMGT and Cooldude were trapped!

Chapter 5

As LMGT was walking along, he saw a penguin.

“COOLDUDE! Is that you???” asked LMGT, running towards the shadowy figure.

“Waddya do?!” said a crazy-looking, mutt-styled penguin.

“Hey, that’s not Cooldude. It’s a crazy penguin.” said LMGT.

“Don’cha dare call me that!” said the penguin. “I’ve been stuck here for the whole night, which may explain my condition.”

“Oh, sorry. By the way, my name’s LMGT. What’s yours?”

“My name’s Flickzer. Nice to meet ya. Wanna get out of this hole? Anyway, there’s nothing else to do.”

“Okay. But before getting out, we’ll find my friend, Cooldude.”

“OK, then. Let’s go.”

So, Flickzer and LMGT walk along the lonely path, in search of light.

“Do you have anything to help us see light?” asked LMGT.

“We’ll see rain. Anyway, I’ve got bombs. They can help us get out.” Said Flickzer.

“What sort of bombs?”

“They’re really powerful. They are… METHANE BOMBS!!!”

“WHAT? Do you know what methane bombs CONTAIN?”

“Don’t worry, reeelax.”

“Why SHOULDN’T I?”

“I have oxygen masks.”

“Oh, that’s nice. But wait! Not everyone has an oxygen mask to protect them. This bomb may have the ability to cause MASS EXTINCTION of penguins!!!” said LMGT.

“Oh, yeah. Hey, it’s night on my watch. It’s glow-in-the-dark, you know.” Said Flickzer.

“Nice! Let’s sleep.” said LMGT.

And off they went… to sleep.

Chapter 6

In the morning, there was a lot going on in the boat…

“Arrghhh… bedbugs bit me!” said Chill.

“Bedbugs ATE me!!!” said Johnny, who had been scratching himself since 4 O’ clock in the morning.

“I was squishing bugs all night.” said Cp kid, the drowsy penguin who had created a gruesome graveyard at the place where he was sleeping.

“Now that’s NOT a pleasant sight AT ALL.” said Chill.

“Let’s go back to Club Penguin. Who KNOWS how far Rockhopper Island is anyway.” said Johnny, who still was itchy.

So they headed back to Club Penguin Island.

Chapter 7

Meanwhile in the seemingly endless tunnel, LMGT and Flickzer were walking. Suddenly, in that dark tunnel, they saw a penguin-shaped figure.

“Hi LMGT!!! I’m Awesome335 here!” said the penguin.

“Oh hi, AWESOME!!! Man, am I glad to see you!” said LMGT.

Meanwhile, at the Beach, the 3 penguins docked their ship.

“Wow! I’m sure glad we reached safely!” said Cp kid.

“Sure!” said Johnny. “Why don’t we go to the Town? Maybe LMGT and Cooldude are there!”

“Okay! Sounds like a plan.” said Chill.

So they set out for the Town, but the result was obviously NOT what they expected…

Chapter 8

COMING SOON