Club Penguin Wiki:Archive/Crisis I

"Don't let this happen again! Guide the future by the past!"

The following is an archive of the Wiki's near-collapse. This is no longer an applicable function of this wiki. In short, it's dead.

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As many of you know, the last week has possibly been the most chaotic week in the history of the club penguin wiki. First, 4th hale was quitting. Then, Happyface414 quit. Next, barkjon, and TurtleShroom(though not as much) are putting pressure and hatred on 4th hale, Agentgenius, and me. Plus, the federation of penguins was formed. Any ideas on how to stop this wreck in the Club Penguin wiki? This day is going down in history. Wait, this entire week is. October 11, 2008. CP wiki failure.--Šŏčҝpũppëťš411 consider yourself...terminated! 18:16, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

We stop making admins at the moment. like I said "CLOSE THE ADMIN APPLICATIONS!!!"  Happyface  18:19, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Tt's not so much people requesting too much... TS has a habit of raising people to high positions without asking the wiki's users,and that too, people whomight not deserve it as much as others.

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4th hale (talk) 18:26, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

PS:Ssssh! This blasphemy will get us in trouble!

This isn't blasphemy! We are admins! Yes TS has that kind of problem. I don't know why! He needs to stop, before we have seven bureaucrats. Its like the United States stock market!--Šŏčҝpũppëťš411 consider yourself...terminated! 18:35, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

He doesn't care. If it makes the wiki better he won't care. All meet in Fjord town to discuss this crisis!  Happyface  18:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Yeah! Let's fight for this wiki! DancingPie(Talk!/Contribs) 18:43, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

PS:What program?

A revolution? !

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4th hale (talk) 18:41, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

nOT A REVOLUTION. A MEETUNG.-- Happyface  18:42, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

im comming on my bros penguin keyser5 User:Super24daisy

oK THEN! TONIGHT WE FIGHT FOR THE WIKI!!!! -- Happyface  18:50, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Guys, I'm sorry. I don't know why I did that. I really am sorry. Will you guys forgive me?-- Barkjon  18:52, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

hi in one hour i going to log on as 24 keyser user:24Keyser

GTG. FIGHT FOR THE WIKI!!!!-- Happyface  18:57, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

im getting on keyser24 add me at the dojo ADD ME barkjon user:24Keyser

Well, I'm joiing FOP. But I still think TS is the best user in the Wiki. Mrperson777 Leave me a message! 03:34, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Your Attention Please

I can't believe all of you hate me. I have good judgement in administrators for the most part, and I have never been charged with power abuse. That's one of those I just never want to be accused of. As a religious person, do you know what being charged with power madness does to my dignity? How about my conscience?! This is going to haunt me for weeks! Right now I'm wracked with guilt!

Sockpuppetrs just came back and told me he was hacked! AGAIN! Don't even get me started about AgentGenious. I'm bound to the CPW Law, so I can't say anything upsetting. I can tell you that he's quite mean.

What did I do to Sockpuppets?! I know I went after 4th Hale for being so politically correct, and I gave AgentGenius an UnAward (the first I ever gave for the record), yet I haven't done a thing to Sockpuppets that I know of.

What do you want me to do, sign a parody of the Magna Carta? You want me to be stripped of certain powers, to give the people more voice? I was never against that in the first place! If you really can't take it anymore, then I'll do the following:

1. I'll draft the Magna Carta and sign it, thus relinquishing my ability to make administrators.

2. Barkjon will become the Supreme Authority on Sysop Promotion, since all of you hate me.

3. I will remain Co-Webmaster, but I will never promte another user for as LONG AS I LIVE.

4. I am now practically trembling over the sheer guilt of which is thrown upon me, and thus as stated before, I am NEVER PROMOTING ANYONE AGAIN. EVER.

5. I have caused too many to quit, and it was never my intention.

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AgentGenius hates me, and I am not allowed to hate him back (nor will I) since Christianity and my moral upbringing would wrack me with even more guilt than what is already floating around me right now. So many things have been happening in just a few hours. Who in the universe even started this revolt?! Did I mention that SOCKPUPPETS WAS HACKED ONCE MORE?! Why am I so hated?! Does Happyface and Sockpuppets hate me too? Or is it just Agent Genius and 4th Hale?! I don't even know what to do with Agent Genius.

If I ban him, I'll be attacked until I can never log on again because of guilt. Yet if I let him remain, he is going to rip this wiki from the inside out because he and 4th Hale think I am corrupted and evil. He probably doubts my every word, hates my very existence, wishes I had never existed to ruin this Wiki. He wants to atatck me until I quit. In the words of television, "he hates my guts". I've never been hated, and I knew it would come someday, but in the wiki?! Am I really that bad, that low? Am I really virtual scum on the shoe of progress?! AM I EVIL IN YOUR EYES?!?!

Respond as soon as possible, this must stop!!

Everyone is going to attack me with angry comments, so I'm bracing myself by changing my preferences so I will not get e-mail from my talk page. I will add Template:Shame upon my user page. I'll draft that Magna Carta by Wednesday of this very week.

I apologize for ruining the very wiki I worked so hard to uphold,

TurtleShroom Was Here!

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) ^{Speak to the Webmaster! I command you!} 21:02, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Thats it. The wiki is dead. We lose. --Šŏčҝpũppëťš411 consider yourself...terminated! 21:24, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

• A) Can someone give maximum information on this?
• B) Why can't you make more sysops? It's within your rights!
• C) I say Sockpuppets gets a new account. Two+ Hacks if they were hacks? is 2 hacks too many.
• D) TS: You're not evil. You have a lovely nature.
• E) How could you all turn against TS like this? Could we have more justification to fight with one of the Webmasters?
• F) I'm not trying to take a side. I need more informaiton before I do that. ﾁﾞﾘﾀﾞﾘtalk 06:15, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

All I know is that I don't hate you. I simply believe you need to count us in when a major event happens, such as a new bureaucrat's promotion. We need democracy!

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4th hale (talk) 06:25, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Doesn't that come with the Votes for adminship? Besides, no-one said this was a democracy. But, well, it mostly is. ﾁﾞﾘﾀﾞﾘtalk 06:34, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Well, I definitly don't hate you, turtleshroom. You're like the best user on the wiki, seriosuly. --Mrperson777 Leave me a message! 20:52, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

I don't hate him. Why would I? He's actually one of the best friends I've ever had.-- Barkjon  22:59, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

FYI: I didn't get hacked the second time. Here's what happened. Someone, probably one of my brothers friends, was with him at my grammas house. I have auto-log in set there. So he could edit under my user. I turned this off after-wards. Second wasn't a hack, and I definelty don't need a new account.--Šŏčҝpũppëťš411 consider yourself...terminated! 01:14, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Wow, what a story... -- Dancing Penguin http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/clubpenguin/images/6/6c/Smile_spin.gif (Talk!)