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Theme song, opening sequence, blah blah blah.
The camera pans to...Pirate's Grotto?
Cameraman: Oops.
The camera is now in Rogueport, inside the igloo we all know and love. :)
Chill: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........................
Morton crashes through the ceiling with a megaphone.
Morton (amplified 10453105 times): HI YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chill: SHADDUP!
LMGT squashes Morton and kicks him outside. Penquino comes out of the tunnel and klunks his head because he didn't make the bed come up. He pushes a button that says DON'T PUSH and it comes up. He jumps out.
Penquino: There's a message from McDonald's.
LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMGT jumps down a sewer drain. Johnny shrugs and goes into the tunnel. Meanwhile, outside...
R2: Put LMGT in The Cookwaverthingy! (The new name for that jail thing)
Andrew tosses LMGT into a random black hole. He lands on a ? Block. Meanwhile, down in the tunnel...
Johnny: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Hamburglar? O_______O OK...I'll be right over.
A wild Shadow Queen appeared!
A wild Beldam appeared!
A wild Marylin appeared!
A wild Freak-Sheet appeared!
Doopliss: HEY! >:( NOBODY CALLS ME FREAK-SHEET! NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beldam: Except us, Freak-Sheet.
Doopliss copies Beldam. He gets frozen into a block of ice and he disappears.
RPG BATTLE!
- Johnny: 10/10
- Shadow Queen: Over 9,000/Underpants
- Beldam: 15/15
- Marylin: 15 + 1/16
Johnny > Steal Your Underpants
Johnny takes Shadow Queen's underpants. She explodes.
Chill (with Paper Chill: TTYD in mind): Thanks!
Beldam > Run Away
Beldam flees. She drags Marylin.
RPG BATTLE OVER!
R2 climbs down into the tunnel.
R2: Oops. I found your secret tunnel. Sorry!
R2 leaves, not paying any attention to the fact.
Johnny: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
Johnny shrugs and jumps into the Secret But Very Obvious Pipe. He pops out at McDonald's. Many hamburgers are running around.
Ronald McDonald: HELP MEH!
Ronald McDonald gets carried away by Hamburglar. Grimace runs through and squashes them both. It was revealed that the "Hamburglar" was a fake. Ronald McDonald crashes into Zee Underwear Drawer. Johnny shrugs and jumps in a window that leads somewhere. Meanwhile, in Rogueport...
R2: Everyone knows that there has never been an escape from Nowhere in Someplace 13!
Chill: Actually...Oh wait, this spinoff just started.
Chill gets crushed by the Fourth Wall. Meanwhile, in Hamburglar's Pixelated Lair...
Johnny: Doo doo da da da BAH egamegoreaoguaerohgoaehoeuhaoihliahl.
Johnny was attempting to sing the Super Mario Land Birabuto song. FAIL! Anyways, he finds Hamburglar.
Hamburglar: So, you came, didja?
Hamburglar is holding up Ronald McDonald...Somehow, even though he fell into Zee Underwear Drawer. Oh yeah, this is a fake Ronald McDonald. He tosses it at Johnny. Popple falls down and grabs it.
Johnny: Too much cameos...
Goombario: Grammatically incorrect.
FLASH!
Goombario: Grammatically incorrect.
Another guy: Grammatically incorrect.
5 more guys: Grammatically incorrect.
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!
Johnny: WAUGH!
FLASH!
Popple runs off. Hamburglar jumps on Johnny. Mario comes and squashes him with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet a second into his jump.
Mario: Let's go back.
R2 and Andrew come and grab them and...eat them? They appear in that same 'ol iggy. Ms. Mowz is there for no clearly defined logical reason.
Club Penguin Wiki Admins: HEY!
The admins disappear. Ms. Mowz explodes and makes fireworks.
Chill: Nice 4th of July tidbit. :)
- Produced by Chill57181
- Directed by Chill57181
- Chill57181 as Chill
- R2and3po as R2and3po
- Andrew as Andrew
- Mario Rk as Mario
- Johnny 115 as Johnny
- Lm34gt45 as LMGT
- Penquino1 as Penquino
- Random Virtual Reality File as Shadow Queen
- Beldam as Beldam
- Marylin as Marylin
- Doopliss as Freak-Sheet
- Ronald McDonald as Ronald McDonald
- Grimace as Grimace
- Hamburgers as Hamburgers
- Hamburglar as Hamburglar
- Goombario as Goombario
- Torpedo Ted as Torpedo Ted
- Ms. Mowz as Ms. Mowz
- CPW Admins as CPW Admins
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