User:Chill57181/Mini Mario Adventures/Ep1

Luigi: Hey Mario. I'm bored.

Mario: I'm bored too.

Luigi: Wanna have a pizza party?

Mario: OH PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF COURSE OF COURSE OF COURSE!

Luigi jumps off the couch and picks up the phone.

Luigi: Hello, Super Pizza Palace? I'd like (fade)

Mario: Hmm, I wonder why the whole series takes place in or around our house. And everyone lives here too! Weird.

Luigi: OK, let me repeat that. 60 pizzas with cheese, tomatoes and pepperoni. Byeee!

Luigi: It will be here in 5 minutes.

Mario: OK.

10 minutes later...

Mario: What's taking them so long?

Jack climbs onto the couch.

Jack: Hey guys!

Luigi: Oh, hi Jack...

Jack: Whatcha guys doing?

Mario: Waiting for the pizza...It was supposed to be here 5 minutes ago!

Jack: OK. I'll wait with you. Hey, while we wait, maybe I can tell you some of my new jokes!

Luigi: (thinking) Oh no, not another one of Jack's jokes!

FLASHBACK!

Jack: What did the banana peel say when it wanted to play cards?

Mario: What?

Jack: Peel me in!

Mario: O_O

Luigi faints.

END FLASHBACK!

Luigi: Eh, OK, what is it?

Jack: Why did the cards fly away?

Mario: Why?

Jack: Because it was windy!

Mario: That was a joke?

Jack: Yeah...

Luigi: I didn't like it.

Jack: :'(

Jack beats up Luigi.

Mario: Oh great. He's in one of his "Beat-Up-Luigi" spells. He does that all the time.

Luigi: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!

Luigi's cap flies into the door.

Mario: Jack, you have to stop beating up Luigi. I know it's fun, but...

1 hour later...

Mario: Where's the pizza!??!

Peach: Mario! Help me!

Bowser: Wahahahaha! I am Bowser!

Peach: MARIO! ATTACK!!!

Mario chucks Peach down the vent.

Peach: NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DUMMY! ATTACK BOWSE-

Peach falls into the furnace.

Mario: Oops.

Mario grabs Bowser and starts swinging him.

Bowser: O_O

The door opens.

Mario tosses Bowser at the door.

Pizza Delivery Guy: Pizza is he- OFFFFFFFFF!

Pizza Delivery Guy falls over. He drops the pizza.

Mario: OH PIZZA!!!!!!!!

Luigi picks up the pizza and takes it into the kitchen. Then he tosses it up onto the table.

Mario, Luigi, Jack and Mickey get to the table.

Luigi: Umm, why is the floor opening?

A piece of the floor is missing. A black hand comes out. Then it pulls itself out of the piece of missing floor, and it appears again. It's a black Peach.

Jack: Shadoo!

Peach: I'm not Shadoo.

Peach shakes the ashes off of herself. She jumps onto the table. The box flips open and...

Mario: OH PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMNOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOM!

Luigi: Uh, Mario, aren't you going to save any for us?

Mario: Sure!

Mario tosses a piece onto the table. The rest is gone.

Luigi: :|

Suddenly...

???: Yuck! This pizza is terrible!

Some guy tosses a pizza box into the window.

Mario: :O CHEESE TOMATOES AND PEPPERONI!!!!

Everyone: Yay!

???: Wahahahahaha!

Bowser comes in and takes the pizza.

Mario: Nooo!

Mario, Luigi, Jack, Mickey and Peach give chase.

Mario: DON'T YOU DARE TAKE OUR PIZZA!

Mickey snatches the pizza and they eat it.

Bowser: Awww!

THE END