User:Chill57181/Survival

Do do do... This is Club Penguin: Survival of the Fittest, and here is how it works. We will have 16 contestants, 8 of which separate into different teams. They will go on an island and try to survive with the resources they have. There will also be challenges, and team members will get voted out. Ready? Let the contestants begin! Oh, here is some nice Club Penguin music to listen to during the show if you want.

Prolouge

Day 0/30

Chill pops out of thin air (?) and claps, revealing 16 portals that look like the ones in the Box Dimension. Oh yeah, they are on a beach. A sandy one.

Chill: Please welcome the first team of Survival of the Fittest... GARY!

Gary, Inventor: I have a feeling I will win this game.

Chill: ROCKHOPPER!

Rockhopper, Captain: Yarr harr harr! Everything says that pirates be the winners!

Chill: AUNT ARCTIC!

Aunt Arctic, Newspaper Writer: I hope this is fair and square.

Chill: CADENCE!

Cadence, DJ: YO! Cadence is HERE to WIN this thing!

Chill: STOMPIN' BOB!

Bowser hops out of the portal.

Bowser: Wha? Oops, wrong universe, sorry.

Bowser jumps back in.

Chill: Erm, STOMPIN' BOB...

Stompin' Bob, Bass Player: Yes! Time for Stompin' Bob to rock the house!

Chill: SENSEI!

Sensei jumps out in his water coat.

Sensei, Ninja Master: I will use the powers of fire, water and snow to win this game. Care for a fortune cookie?

Chill: FRANKY!

Franky, Guitar Player: Hey Stompin' Bob!

Chill: And G Billy!!

G Billy, Drum Player: Dum dum dum, G Billy is here to rock u!

Chill: You will be the Famous Powers!

Chill hands Gary (the leader) a small white flag with a Penguin Play Award on it.

Chill: And the second team! HERBERT!

Herbert, Genius: Time to squash these puny penguins... In a contest!

Chill: KLUTZY!

Billy Mays jumps out of the portal and Chill facepalms.

Billy Mays: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OXI CLE-

Chill shoves a sock in his mouth to stop him from talking, and he stumbles back into the portal.

Chill: I said... KLUTZY!

Klutzy, Minion: Click click!

Chill: THE ULTIMATE PROTO-BOT!

Ultimate Proto-Bot, Robot Leader: Bzzt... Systems online. Begin operation Win Survival of the Fittest, code-named WSOTF.

Chill: THE WHEEL-BOT!

Wheel-Bot, Invention: Begin operation Win Survival of the Fittest, completion at 0%.

Chill: THE SNOW-BOT!

Snow-Bot, Invention: Begin operation Win Survival of the Fittest, completion at 0%.

Chill: THE JET-BOT!

Jet-Bot, Invention: Begin operation Win Survival of the Fittest, completion at 0%.

Chill: Well Herbert, your team is two members short. What are you going to do about it?

Herbert glares at Ultimate and Ultimate nods, hypnotizing two penguins on the island (?) to join the team.

Penguin 1, Slave: We win. We do not talk.

Penguin 2, Slave: What he said.

Chill claps and suddenly the show begins.

Note: Read before reading the rest of the show!

Here is a list of the locations in the show.

• The Beach (Camp of the Terrible Villains)
• The Forest (Camp of the Famous Powers)
• The Mountain
• The Courtroom (The losing team goes here)

Time for the Show

Day 1/30

Famous Powers

Gary: Alright, looks like we will set up camp in this forest.

Rockhopper: Arr, we be settin' up here? I get me cream soda.

Aunt Arctic steals a glance at Rockhopper and quickly turns away.

G Billy: I got the tent, let's set it up!

Franky: All right!

As the Famous Powers set up the tent, the camera cuts to the Terrible Villains.

Day 1/30

Terrible Villains

Herbert: Ultimate, get our gear from those backpacks.

Ultimate: Processing command... Processing answer.... Okay.

Klutzy: Click click... (Hmmm, I wonder who I will eliminate first...)

Ultimate returns, carrying the heaviest backpack and the test bots carrying the smaller ones. The moon comes out and everyone goes to bed.

Day 2/30

Famous Powers

Stompin' Bob: Yaaaaawn...

Rockhopper: Yaaaaaaarn....

Gary is already up and awake, and is sitting on a chair reading the newspaper.

Cadence: Hey, that is kind of suspicious.

Cadence walks over to find the Raoul 3000 is turned on.

Day 2/30

Terrible Villains

Herbert: I know how to boost our chances of winning! Ultimate, go over to the Famous Powers' camp and destroy everything they have.

Ultimate: Alright.

Ultimate goes off into the distance and Herbert laughs.

Klutzy: Click. (Maybe one of the test bots. Maybe I should think about it for a while...)

Day 2/30

Famous Powers

THUMP

Franky: Err, did you hear that?

Aunt Arctic: It was probably nothing.

THUMP

Franky: That?

Aunt Arctic: I think your ears are playing tricks on you.

Ultimate: Begin operation Terminate Famous Powers.

Gary: It's the Ultimate Proto-Bot! Get him!

BOOM!

The dust clears and Ultimate's head and arms have been broken off. Rockhopper then puts the head and arms inside the stage booth dummy (Ultimate uses fake pieces now instead of the real items) and gives it a strong push. It somehow makes it's way to the Terrible Villains' camp.

Day 2/30

Terrible Villains

Herbert: Gwar! They destroyed it! This will take all night to fix!

Wheel-Bot: It is night now.

Herbert: Oh great.

Penguin 2: Let's hit the sack now and we can fix Ultimate later.

Day 3/30

Famous Powers

The Famous Powers wake up and yawn, and Gary is once again reading the paper, awake as can be.

Cadence: Coffee lover.

G Billy: I hope Ultimate doesn't come back... If he does I will PWN him so bad!

Stompin' Bob: Do do do...

Day 3/30

Terrible Villains

Herbert: Gwahahahaha! Behold, the Ultimate Proto-Bot 2.0!!

Klutzy: Click. (It looks the same.)

Snow-Bot: It looks like the old one.

Herbert: It is, I just made it stronger and faster.

Herbert stuffs a battery inside the decoy boiler and Ultimate boots up.

Ultimate: Bzzt... Systems online. Restart operation Win Survival of The Fittest.

Wheel-Bot makes some waffles and Penguin 1 makes some coffee. Klutzy gets some jelly out of the fridge and makes a sandwich.

Klutzy: Click click... Click! (Something is wrong... Oh yeah, the peanut butter!)

Klutzy goes back to the fridge and gets some peanut butter.

Day 3/30

Challenge 1

Chill appears out of thin air and the contestants walk up to him.

Chill: You guys ready for the challenge?

Gary: Ready!

Herbert: Yes! And we will win of course.

Chill: You have to cross this river of lava.

Both Teams: *GULP*

Chill: Whichever team has more team members on the other side wins. Gary and Herbert, you go first.

Gary jumps over and makes it.

Herbert jumps over and falls in because he is too heavy.

Chill: 1-0, Famous Powers! Next up, Aunt Arctic and Klutzy!

Aunt Arctic gets scared and shakes at the edge, but Ultimate uses his Extendo-Arm (oh yeah, Herbert added that) and pushes her in the lava.

Aunt Arctic: HOT!

Klutzy jumps over and makes it.

Chill: 1-1! Next up, Cadence and Ultimate!

Cadence does an excellent dance move and crosses in a couple seconds.

Ultimate tries to jump over but, like Herbert, is too heavy and falls in.

Chill: 2-1, Famous Powers! Next up, Stompin' Bob and Wheel-Bot!

Stompin' Bob jumps over but starts falling due to the weight of his bass, however he sticks it under him, lets go and gets an extra boost and makes it over.

Wheel-Bot: Umm...

Since Wheel-Bot can't jump, he just goes really fast, hoping to fall to the other side. However he crashes into the lava.

Chill: 3-1, Famous Powers are on a roll! Next up, Franky and Snow-Bot!

Franky starts running but trips on his guitar and falls in the lava.

Snow-Bot goes at top speed and barely makes it to the other side.

Chill: 3-2, still Famous Powers! Oh boy, next one is unfair! G Billy and Jet-Bot!

G Billy jumps but doesn't quite make it to the other end.

Jet-Bot simply flies over.

Chill: 3-3! Next up is Rockhopper and Penguin 1!

Rockhopper starts running but Penguin 1 grabs a barrel of cream soda and rolls it into Rockhopper, knocking him into the lava.

Penguin 1 jumps over and grabs the edge, and climbs up.

Chill: 3-4, Terrible Villains! Next up, Sensei and Penguin 2!

Penguin 2: (thinking) Oh boy, this will be really unfair if Sensei uses his fire coat, I better do something... Wait a minute, water beats fire!

Sensei throws off his water coat and puts on his fire coat. Penguin 2 grabs the water coat, sprays water and Sensei and his coat dissolves as Sensei is half-way over. He falls in.

Penguin 2 jumps over, and boosts himself with the water in the coat.

Chill: The winner is... Wow! 3-5, the TERRIBLE VILLAINS!! You guys can go back to camp. Famous Powers, come with me.

Chill and the Famous Powers hop into one of those EPF elevators and are sent to the Courtroom.

Chill: OK, you guys will vote who you want out of the game.

Gary goes to vote. Rockhopper goes to vote. Cadence goes to vote.

Cadence: You are NOT EPIC!

Aunt Arctic goes to vote. Stompin' Bob goes to vote. G Billy goes to vote.

G Billy: Time to PWN somebody!

Franky goes to vote. Sensei goes to vote.

Chill: All right, let's tally the votes. Let me see...

Chill: 1st vote is for Gary.

The camera cuts to Gary.

Chill: G Billy.

The camera cuts to G Billy.

Chill: G Billy.

The camera cuts to a surprised G Billy.

Chill: Cadence.

The camera cuts to Cadence.

Chill: Cadence.

The camera cuts to a surprised Cadence.

Chill: Cadence.

The camera cuts to Cadence biting her flippers.

Chill: Rockhopper.

The camera cuts to Rockhopper.

Chill: First person voted out of Club Penguin: Survival of the Fittest is... Cadence.

Cadence: THIS IS SO NOT EPIC!

Chill: Ultimate?

A decoy Ultimate Proto-Bot tosses Cadence back to Club Penguin.

Who voted for who? (Note: The person who was voted for is in parentheses)

• Gary (Cadence, thinks she was spying on him)
• Rockhopper (G Billy, thought he was annoying)
• Cadence (Gary, thinks he likes coffee too much)
• Aunt Arctic (G Billy, same as Rockhopper)
• Stompin' Bob (Cadence, thought G Billy was cooler)
• Franky (Cadence, same as Stompin' Bob)
• G Billy (Cadence, thought he was cooler then her)
• Sensei (Rockhopper, thinks he has a better beard then Rockhopper)

Cadence, on being voted out: That was TOTALLY SO UN-EPIC! They just got RID of one of they're BEST team members, and I HOPE that they LOSE!

Read on!