User:Mario Rk/Archives/Blog/How Gary Ruined CP Forever

We all know Gary the Gadget guy, he's a smart and lovable character! But did you know what Gary is doing at this year's Prehistoric Party along with last year's changed Club Penguin's history... FOREVER?

First off, let's look at last year's party. Okay cool, so we can transform into dinosaurs and collect eggs while waddling around Prehistoric Club Penguin. Cool right? Not exactly, when we dug up those dinosaur eggs and taking them to the present we were MURDERING the future generations of Dinosaurs. It was just that. Maybe we're the reason dinosaurs are extinct...

One year later, we return to prehistoric times, and a lot has changed. A clothing store has opened along with a pizza shop. In issue #429 of the Penguin Times, we learn what happened. Gary spent some time with Garugg the Ugg Ugg and said "I think we made the first ever pizza with the new oven!". Wait... what? Gary you're ruining yourself! You created the Pizzatron in like, what 2006? And now you're going back to whatever BC and creating a rock version of the Pizzatron? Gary created the first pizzas on Club Penguin! Not Garugg! So now, we can assume that due to the creation of pizza led to the building of Rocky's Pizza. So does this now mean that the Pizza Parlor has been going on since whatever BC to the present instead of 2006 to the present? Anyways, moving on. In issue #431 of the Penguin Times, Gary confirms that the reason the Forest was suddenly changed is due to Time Travel. He said the changes are positive. Sure its another lame excuse to renovate a room, however, if time travel is the reason this happened, Gary just changed Club Penguin a little AGAIN.

The main point of the Prehistoric Parties are to dig up eggs from dinosaurs and transform into them, in 2014 we dig up puffle eggs and help them hatch. Now that OBVIOUSLY can't be harmful can it? Well guess what? It can be REALLY harmful! Puffles were discovered back in 2005... Which mean they have either become EXTREMELY scarce due to a disappearance of their eggs in prehistoric times or penguins and puffles eventually split up and forgot about each other. I believe puffles became scarce due to the removal of their eggs because honestly, wouldn't we have known about puffles earlier then? Sure Gariwald and Garianna knew about puffles however, they seemed to have gone a little farther than the average penguin would have gone. It's probably Gary's own fault for the almost extinction of puffles.

That's it for now! Now you know how Gary changed Club Penguin forever! Also remember how Gary stated he told himself to stop doing something? Maybe now we know why he had to stop! Just remember none of this is probably true and its just a little theory I came up with. See you next time! Template:Wl-publish: 2014-01-25 22:53:07 +0000