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The Adventures of Bman and Reeze
Two Friends, Bman2007Jazz (Bman) and Reeze go on exciting adventures to stop the evil crab Klutzy, whom plans to rule Club Penguin Island and beyond. Bman, Reeze, and their friends won't stop until Klutzy and his league are destroyed!
Story One: A New Dawn
The air was thin, and penguins with allergies began to sneeze. The pollin was fairly high on Club Penguin Island that day. Two Penguins, one Red, one Blue, found a mysterious Life Ring at the Ski Village. "This was never here before" spoke the Blue Penguin. Then, the Red Penguin found a trail of foot prints right next to where they found the Life Ring. "Nice work, Jake, buddy! Let's follow that!" The Blue Penguin uttered, seemingly passing his friends name. Jake and his friend followed the foot steps into the Lighthouse.
Inside of the Darkness, behind some of the speakers, shivered a penguin that seemed to have a 3rd Year Party Hat on his head. "Look over there, Crank" Jake whispered to his friend, who's name was apparent to be Crank. "Um, hello there." The two waddled over to the penguin, and Jake greated him. The penguin slowly turned around, and he seemed to have Green Sunglasses, a Blue Cape, the Music Jam T-Shirt, and Brown Pirate Boots as his wardrobe, along with the Party Hat. "You do not want to come any closer" said the penguin. "Don't worry. We're friendly. My name is-" That was all Crank could process before the ground began to shake. Three penguins came from downstairs. One of them sported a Red Propeller Cap, Red Sunglasses, a Bandana, and a Green Suede Jacket, and was the first to speak out of the group: "We've gotta get out of here!" "What's going on?!" shouted Crank. "There's some kind of Ship Robot out there!" Shouted one of the penguins. The penguin that was hiding quickly dashed out of the lighthouse, with Crank and Jake following him. The other 3 swiftly followed, but the last one to talk was crushed by a barrel of Cream Soda. "HELP, REEZE!" shouted the penguin. The penguin with the Red Propeller Cap turned around. "No! My friend! He needs help!" Reeze shouted. But it was too late. The instruments on stage fell in front of Reeze, and surrounding items began to pile as well. The poor penguin was consumed.
The 5 ran outside, as the lighthouse tipped over into the water. A robot that seemed as if it had parts of the Migrator was seen as the culprit. The penguin that was hiding, with the Party Hat, shouted: "Prepare to eat my Shoop Da Woop Card-Jitsu Power Card, robot!" The penguin pulled out a card that had Shoop Da Woop on it. Everyone gasped. "I know who this penguin is." Reeze said. "Who?" Said his friend, which sported a Green Ball Cap, Black Sunglasses, the Penguin Band Hoodie, and Blue Sneakers. " Cooldude, isn't it obvious? This penguin is Bman2007Jazz!." The penguin, supposedly Bman2007Jazz, threw the card down, and a bouncy ball with Shoop Da Woop's face on it bounced up onto the robot. It blew up, the pieces of the robot flying everywhere. A crab's figure was seen in the smoke, as it strafed away.
"So you're Bman, the penguin we're hearing is the only person to pull the Shoop Da Woop card on Sensei?" Asked Reeze. "That is correct." Bman responded quickly enough. "My name is Jake3048, and this is my friend, Crankstarter. But you can call us Jake and Crank." introduced Jake. "My friends call me Cooldude." Cooldude254 introduced himself. "My friend was in there...do you think he's alright?" Reeze asked Bman, nervously. "Honestly, I doubt it." Bman said it straight forward to Reeze, whom replied: "Oh, well, thanks for your honesty." Jake gave the Life Ring to Bman. "Thanks. I lost this when I was hiding." Bman thanked the Red Penguin. "Why were you hiding in the first place?" Crank asked, after all had been said and done. "I was running away. I had just learned that my friend, Z9042, had quit Club Penguin. I was furious. To top it off, my long time friends, Yocooldood and Tfan1357, also quit. I coulnd't handle it." Bman roughly explained to the group. "It's getting late. We should really get to bed." Crank told Jake. The twins waddled away, but Bman, Reeze, and Cooldude remained. "If there's anything you two need, I wont be far away." Cooldude handed Bman and Reeze a Friend Request. At the same time, Bman and Reeze exchanged Friend Requests as well. And so the chapters begin...
Story Two: Superheroes
You remember Bman and Reeze from our last story, correct? You should know that Reeze and Bman have become best friends. It's been a week since the events of our last story. Bman and Reeze have opened up a laboratory in Reeze's basement, testing to see if any evidence can be spared on who that crab could've been. Bman and Reeze carried test tubes and math papers around, trying to figure it out. They spent hours working on these theories, but then, almost immediately, Bman shouted: "Klutzy!" "What are you talking about, Bman?" Reeze asked his fellow friend. "Think about it. During the Great Snow Race, when EPF Agents trapped Herbert, Klutzy escaped. And then, almost a week later after the mission, The Migrator is transformed into some sort of super robot. We've got to figure out Klutzy's base of operations." Bman tested his brain. Bman and Reeze exchanged looks, and then, at the same time, the two said: "Cooldude!"
Reeze and Bman arrived at Cooldude's igloo. Bman knocked on the door, and Cooldude answered the door. "'Sup, homies." Cooldude allowed the duo in. "What's up, Cooldude. We need a favor." Reeze asked of Cooldude. "What do you need?" Cooldude was happy to help. "You've invaded Klutzy's base before, right?" Reeze confronted Cooldude. "Why, of course." Cooldude quickly responded. "What were the coordinates of the base?" Bman jumped into the conversation. The was silence for a while, and then Cooldude said; "I'll check my computer."
Meanwhile, in Klutzy's lab, a young penguin named Bopper31415, was being trapped by the evil crab in a cage. "Let me go, Klutzy! I didn't do anything to you!" Bopper pleaded. Klutzy climbed up to a voice translator and began to speak; "You are the perfect bait for my arch enemy, Reeze. Once he arrives, I will trap and destroy both of you!" "You evil little nublet!" Bopper cried. "Thank you..." Klutzy began to strafe into his office. Suddenly, a loud crack was heard by the little penguin. "W-Wh-Who's there!?" Bopper squealed. And out of the dark, appeared Bman. His cape was modified into a cloak, and he had swords on his back.
Bman pulled down his cloak and took out his swords. The Alarm System was then heard. "Oh, Pancake Mix!" Bman shouted. Then, 10 robots that looked like Protobot came out of their ports. Bopper then pulled out a bag of beans. "You might want to get in the path of this" said the young penguin as he sprinkled it outside of the bars. The dust consumed Bman, and nearby, it also effected Reeze and Cooldude. Cooldude suddenly appeared next to Bman. Bman was confused. "Well, it looks like your friend here got the Sonic Speed." Bopper said. "Sonic Speed!? What the splat did you do to us?!" Cooldude exclaimed. "I gave you special powers. You can call me the magician." Bopper said. Reeze then waddled over. "I think I got Phsychic Abilities. I know what's going to happen. We're going to kick some serious butt!" Reeze got ready to fight. The lenses of Bman's glasses began to glow red, and Lasers zapped from his eyes. "This is uber epicness!" Bman began to float, then fly. Cooldude's arms began to extend as he grabbed one of the robots. Reeze ran over to two of the robots and karate kicked the both until the went offline. Bman stayed in the air and zapped the rest of them.
Cooldude began to pick the lock for the cage. Cooldude then freed Bopper with ease. Bopper thanked Cooldude, and the team grouped together. Klutzy came out of his office, with the Voice Translated still on his head. "Reeze! I thought you'd be here. And Cooldude, it's been a while. Who's the party freak?" Klutzy hissed. "The Party Freak is your worst nightmare." Bman sneered as he took out his swords. Bman charged for the crab, but when he prepared to attack, Klutzy disappeared in a cloud of smoke. "Well, so much for that battle..." Reeze broke the silence. "Thank you all so much. You've been a great help." Bopper concluded his time with the trio. The young penguin opened up a portal and jumped in it, leaving Bman, Cooldude, and Reeze extremely confused.
Story Three: Alien Invasion
Our heroes have returned. Well, hero. Bman is on a journey to look for the Shamrock Cube, a legendary Club Penguin Artifact. Our other Protagonist, Reeze, is stuck at his house, doing chores. Reeze was dusting the floor when suddenly somebody rang the door bell. Reeze sighed, got up, and waddled to the door. When he opened the door, much to his surprise, Gary the Gadget Guy was there. "Oh my..." "Gary. Gary the Gadget Guy." Gary introduced himself. "Pishaw, I know who you are." Reeze grinned. "May I come in?" Gary politely asked. Reeze let Gary come in. Gary sat on the couch, holding a rolled up blueprint. Reeze asked Gary what he wanted. "I hear you and Bman have been up to some serious good. It's been passing around Club Penguin." Gary cleaned his glasses. Reeze nodded in response. "Well, here's something top secret, I need you to help me with." Gary put his glasses back on and opened up his blueprints.
"AN ALIEN INVASION!?!?!" Reeze exclaimed. Yes, it was true. Gary looked through his telescope last night and saw a UFO, 300 miles away from the Earth, pinpointed right on Club Penguin Island. "This is serious chiz, Gary, I'll agree to that. But what can I do?" Reeze asked Gary. "Rumor is that you are Phsychic. Well, tell me what's going to happen? Then we can prepare." Gary responded to Reeze. "Oh, I'm sorry..." gulped Reeze "...but these powers are new to me and my friends. When I get visions, they just come. I can't really control them." "I see." Gary shifted his glasses. "Well, if you get a vision, please let me know." Gary left Reeze's igloo. Reeze continued to clean his room.
Meanwhile, Klutzy walked into his own Crab-Bot; A robot controlled by Klutzy himself that has Crab Claws, but regular humanoid legs. "Ok, my victim, it is time to brainwash you. You shall be my slave." Klutzy said in a deeper voice. Klutzy prepared a Brainwashing Helmet and placed it on a Young Penguin's head. The penguin's eyes glowed red, and said: "I am forever your padawan, Klutzy." Klutzy laughed evilly. Klutzy turned to a computer screen, and a vicious looking alien was on it. "Our troops are ready to invade, Klutzy." The Alien said. "Send them in, full load!" Klutzy responded.
In the skies of Club Penguin. UFOs flew around. Penguins all over the island pointed to them, and ran in fear. But one Penguin was very brave. He had a Red Propeller Cap and a Blue Mail Bag. It was The Plush. He was a Fire Ninja and a Water Ninja, but he was not a member. Nope, he was a former one, but he was so skilled, they let him keep his powers. Plush tried to fight off the UFOs, successfully obliterating three. However, he is swiftly outnumbered. Then, it came to Reeze! The vision! Reeze knows what Gary must do. Reeze runs to Gary's office in all of the Fuss and Havoc. "Gary! We've got to meet The Plush!" Reeze explains to Gary. "Who's The Plush?" Gary asked in response. "Plushie is a Fire Ninja and a Water Ninja. He's not a member but with our combined forces we can stop these UFOs." Reeze's propeller rocked back and forth in slight anger. "Okay, Okay. Thanks, Reeze. I know the right tools. I'll meet you and Plush at the Plaza."
Reeze ran to Plush, whom was trapped. Reeze span his Propeller Cap to fly up higher onto a UFO. There, he broke into it, ripped the Alien from his seat, got in, and shot down all of the other UFOs. Plushie created a Fire Cage, and put it over the Alien. The Fire hardened into rock somehow, and so the Alien was trapped. "Plush. That's not a very intimidating name..." Reeze laughed. "Hardy har har, Jokester. This is serious business." Plush said. "Gary sent me. My name is Reeze. We've got to meet G at the Plaza. There, we will take out all of the forces." Reeze tried to convince Plush to be his ally. Plushie pondered, and then accepted his Request of Alliance. The two ran to The Plaza, where Gary was waiting with a System Disruptor Cannon. "Impressive, G." Reeze complimented the inventor. The Mothership then arrived at the Plaza, with the Leader of the Invasion inside. "Hello ther-" The Alien Leader paused when Snowballs were being thrown at the Mothership. "What, What is that!? Is that like, Snow?!" The Alien Leader was puzzled. "Yeah, that'll harm him..." Plushie said, when it is seen that Reeze was the one throwing the snow. "Eat Disruptor, E.T!" Gary shot a disruptor chip out of the cannon, which electrified the Mothership and brought it down. "Yay! Right?" Reeze asked Plush. "Agents! Investigate!" Gary commanded, as a bunch of Secret Agents ran into the Mothership and began to take out the Aliens.
Reeze and Plush shook hands. "Nice Job, partner." The Plush said as he gave Reeze a Friend Request. Reeze accepted, and the two decided to go Sledding after all hard work had been finished. Although the Aliens have been captured, The Alien Leader escaped. The Alien Leader arrived at Klutzy's lab. Klutzy, still in his robot suit, stood there, awaiting him. "Welcome, friend." Klutzy boomed. The Young Penguin that Klutzy had brainwashed came out from behind him. "We've been expecting you" The penguin said. Who is this penguin's identity? You'll find out soon enough!
Story Four: The Greatful Undead
Reeze was practicing how to control his visions over the past few days. He realized that if he thinks hard enough, then he will get a vision. Quite hard to explain the entire store, so let's catch up with time. Bman and Reeze were hanging out at the Night Club with a bunch of other penguins. Reeze was on the Dance Floor, and Bman was spinning records on the DJ stand. Reeze did the Thriller dance with one penguin that wore raggity clothes. He was an odd pale green. After the dance was done, that penguin limped away to the Boiler Room. Bman got off of the DJ Stand and ran over to his buddy. "That guys is completely weird..." Reeze told Bman. "Nonetheless," Started Bman "That penguin doesn't look like an average penguin. Unless Club Penguin came out with a different color Green..." "I understand, let's check it out." Reeze lead Bman down to the Boiler Room. The penguin was feeding on an old newspaper. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, you! Stop!" Reeze ordered the penguin. The penguin just growled and ran into the Pool. "Reeze, I think that's a zombie..." Bman worried.
"That's rediculous!" Reeze assured. "There are no such thing as Zombies." "I wouldn't be so sure." A mysterious old penguin with a beard and a Coolie hat said. He lifted up his head and revealed it was Sensei: "Penguins thought Ninjas did not exist, but I proved them wrong." "First, Gary, now Sensei?! Are we some kind of popular?" Reeze asked himself. "Klutzy...he's behind this...I can just feel it." Bman growled. Reeze thought deep, and then had a vision; Klutzy was releasing an army of Zombies. "I think that zombie is just one of 50 zombies..." Reeze began to get scared. "Well we can't just lounge around, we need to do something about them!" Bman rolled his eyes. "I think I've got an idea. Bman, do you remember that PSA Mission where we had to bring those penguins in from an Iceberg? Well, what if we sent all 50 zombies away on one? I'm sure they can't stand water." Reeze explained his plan to Bman. Bman was first in disagreement, but after a while, he thought about it and said that it was a good idea.
Bman and Reeze ran to the Cove and spotted an Iceberg nearby. Not the Iceberg you see on your Map, but just a floating-by iceberg. Bman used his flight powers to fly over onto the iceberg. Reeze used a Jet Pack to fly over there. Reeze tied the Jet Pack to the Iceberg, and Bman used his Laser Vision and Flight at the same time to pull the berg closer to the Cove. Next, they build a small bridge to the berg and tied it up. Klutzy in his robot suit came to the Cove quicker than you could say "Fish Pizza." His army of zombies following him. "Zombies, attack those fools!" Klutzy roared. "Now would be a good time to kick butt!" Reeze shouted. Bman and Reeze ran across the bridge to the berg. The Zombies, surprisngly, followed quickly. Once all of the zombies were on board, Bman said: "You guys are so dumb!" Then, the duo cut the berg loose from its bridge, and fired up the Jetpack. The zombies were cast out to sea. Bman took Reeze by the hand and used his flight abilities to fly back to the Cove.
Klutzy used his claws to drill through the Cove and escape. Bman and Reeze arrived back and began their secret handshake. "Klutzy always escapes. We don't get the time to even fight him!" Reeze cried. "Soon, we will. Klutzy's plans are extreme. Things Herbert would've never imagined, and I think Klutzy has alliance with other species and other penguins. There's something big coming." Bman assured, as the duo seen a dark cloud in their midsts.
Klutzy arrived back at his base, where the Alien Leader, A Monstrous Robot, and his Brainwashed Secret Penguin (his identity will be revealed soon!) were waiting for him. "Welcome my followers. Unfortunately, our Zombie plan failed. However, Operation: Magic is upon us. With the help of our Brainwashed friend, our Alien Leader, and our Robot Slave, we can conquer this island. If we are lucky, we will conquer beyond! It's time for me to do what Herbert failed at doing. Taking out the Elite Penguin Force!" Klutzy delivered a speech to his followers. His followers cheered, for the final story of The Adventures of Bman and Reeze are upon us!
Story Five: The Final Countdown
Our heroes return for one last story. It's The Final Countdown, and bombs are-a-ticking. Klutzy, The Robot Slave, and the Alien Leader have combined their minds to create a giant robot that can shoot bombs. Wow, so exciting! Who will be its operator? It's time you found out the identity of the Young Penguin that Klutzy brainwashed. "Bopper, my slave. You will operate this fine machinery!" Klutzy told the Young Penguin he brainwashed. Oh yeah! It's Bopper31415 from Story Two! "As you wish, Lord Klutzy. Do I get an army?" Bopper asked Klutzy. "No, you just shoot bombs. What's wrong with you?" Klutzy insulted the young, misguided Bopper.
Meanwhile, The Plush, Cooldude, Bman, and Reeze have formed a team to fight this giant robot, for Reeze had a vision of the attack. "If Reeze's vision is true, we'll need all the help we can get!" Plush noted to the rest of the group. "Cooldude, you alert Gary get every Agent on the case! Reeze, Plush. You guys are with me taking out this robot." Bman ordered to the team. "Yo, I'm on it!" Cooldude ran away at extreme speeds. Suddenly, the robot crashed out from under Ski Village! This robot was taller than the Tallest Mountain! Bopper was seen inside of the control room of the robot. This robot shot bombs like there was no tomorrow. The robot was pale gray, with large humanoid legs and Crab Claws, like Klutzy's robot suit does. Penguins all around the island evacuated, but Bman and Reeze knew what they had to do.
Bman flew to the skies and landed on top of the robot's shoulder. Bman took out his freshly sharpened swords and stuck them the robot, plying it's arm off. It took time, but alas, the arm was dismembered. The Plush ran wherever the robot shot bombs, and disarmed them. Bman crshed into the control room of the robot. Bopper was facing Bman, like he was ready for him. "Bopper, you're sick!" Bman insulted the penguin. "Oh, am I? Ornithorhynchus Spectrunatum!" Bopper chanted. Then, Bopper took out a Magic Wand and zapped Bman with it. Bman then turned into none other than an Ornithorynchus Anatinus! A Platypus! Bopper laughed at the failing Bman. Then, Reeze propelled his way up to the control room, holding The Plush. Reeze and Plush faced Bopper in disgust after they had seen what happened to Bman. "I'll use something better on you two." Bopper chuckled. "Plush! Please handle this. I'll get Bman out of here!" Reeze was angry. Suddenly, a loud voice was heard saying: "Agents, attack!" Yes, it was true! Gary and his Agents were ready to attack the gaint robot. Cooldude was among the crowd, his body parts stretching around. When Bopper was looking down at the madness, Plush used his Fire Powers to burn Bopper's wand up.
All the while, The Alien Leader, whom also had Elasticity abilites, grabbed a few of the agents and threw them in the ocean. "Face me, Faildude." The Alien Leader huffed. TAL's head and torso stretched up high, as did Cooldude's. "What did you call me, you Extra-Dork!?" Cooldude was furious. Behind them, the Bombing Robot was picking up the Everyday Phoning Facility with its bare claw. Cooldude flipped backwards, stretching as much as he could, which made him kick the Alien Leader in to the Beach's waters, floating out to sea. Cooldude then tied himself around the claw of the robot and broke it off. Cooldude was then after tired, and joined the rest of the agents in normal tact.
Reeze took Bman behind the Ski Lodge, trying to turn him back into a Penguin. "Come on, Bman! Turn back!" Reeze pleaded to the Platypus. The Platypus mdae chitter-chatter that Reeze could not understand. Suddenly, Aunt Arctic waddled over to Reeze. "Hello there, Dear. Need some help?" Aunt Arctic asked Reeze. "Oh yes, please. My friend here is a Platypus now and he needs help!" Reeze responded to the dear Newspaper Editor. Meanwhile, inside of the Control Room, Bopper had disappeared. Plush ran over to the controls and powered the robot down, making it fall over. Plushie came out of the robot and let the Agents take care of it. "It's not over yet!" A voice was heard. Klutzy and his robot slave were standing on Ski Hill. Gary had remembered something at that point. G took out his Disruptor Cannon and electrified both robots. The Robot Slave was destroyed, but Klutzy escaped his suit. Klutzy was never seen again.
Aunt Arctic took her pencil out of her ear and waved it around Bman. Ka boom! Bman was back to normal. "Well, I knew I met Aunt Arctic and got her Background for a reason." Bman chuckled. Reeze turned to Aunt Arctic and said; "Wait a second..." CHA-SHOOM! Aunt Arctic transformed into Bopper! "Please, help me! I've been brainwashed!!!!" Bopper pleaded and cried for help. Bopper's eyes began to glow read again. Bopper karate kicked in the air and prepared to fight the duo. "Prepare to be destroyed!" Bopper roared. "Reeze, get out of here! I know what to do!" Bman shouted. Reeze ran away and Bman dodged three attacks that Bopper forced. Bman flew into the air, looked down at Bopper, and used his Laser Vision. The laser covered Bopper's brain, and the Brainwash was undone. Bman hovered to the ground as Bopper regained his rightful mind. "Wow." said Bopper, "I was losing it there! You saved me. Thank you." "Eh, I do what I can..." Bman flashed Bopper a grin and waddled away.
Plush, Gary, Bman, Reeze, and Cooldude gathered around after the war was over. "So, is that it? Are our adventures over?" Cooldude asked the group. "Oh no, Cooldude, you are terribly wrong. Klutzy is still out there." Plushie responded to Cooldude. "And as long as Adventure exists in the world, ours will never end." Bman smiled, putting away his swords. "To adventure..." Reeze put his flipper out. The rest of the group followed: "To adventure!" And all five of them put their flippers together, and threw them in the air. Our stories are concluded.