User:Chill57181/Outtakes/Not So EPF

Prologue: CP Goes Wacky

One day, Chill57181 got out of bed. However his treasured 52nd...Whoops I mean 5th Anniversary Hat was missing. Suddenly the Beta Hat, 2006 Party Hat, 2007 Party Hat, 2008 Party Hat, 4th Anniversary Hat and 5th Anniversary Hat appeared out of nowhere and started floating around his head.

"OH EM GEEEEEE! A CHANCE TO GET ALL THE PARTY HATS!" Chill screamed in excitement. He grabbed the 2005-2009 party hats and they somehow exploded. He shrugged then grabbed the 2010 Party Hat and put it on his head. "I think I should go feed my ruffles," he said.

A bag of Ruffles Chips flies by.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

He went out into the living room, and there were boxes everywhere and vortexes too. Suddenly a piece of the Plant pin- wait, was it the Shamrock pin? Ahh, I can't remember. Anyway, it floated by him, but he didn't notice. Then a Blue Viking Helmet fell from the basement and clonked him on the feet. Then Orangey's hair fell out, and then the same thing happened to Sunburst, and Speedy sneezed all over a fish tank that appeared out of nowhere.

"What the... This isn't right... At all!" Chill pondered. "I think I'll call Awesome. Wait a minute!!! The script says to call LMGT, not Awesome! What the cookies?"

He shrugged and picked up his EPF Spy Phone and called LMGT. But it wasn't LMGT's voice he heard - it was Dora the Explorer's.

• Dora: Hello?
• Chill: O_O
• Dorra: HELLO?
• Chill: Your not LMGT!!!!!!!!!

Chill broke his phone into pieces and Loop jumped out and randomly ate a shoe.

"HEY! THAT'S MY FAVORITE SHOE YOU NUTCASE!" Chill screamed as he began chasing Loop around his house. He swiped his shoes back. Then he picked up his EPF Spy Phone and pieced it back together and called Mario.

• Mario???: Yes?
• Chill: You don't sound like Mario!
• Mario???: But I am Mario!
• Chill: Prove it!
• Mario???: Erm, Johnny wants to talk to you.

"Oh man, what do I do, I'm not Mario, now what!" screamed O'Chunks???.

"Hey! It's supposed to be me!"

Elmo comes and slaps O'Chunks??? away.

• Chill: MARIO? YOU THERE?
• Record Player: It's time for Sesame Street!
• Chill: O_O

Chill hung up and went over to Sanity Penguin's igloo. When he got there he saw Sanity Penguin and he got hacked.

"Good thing I hit a save blo-" Chill started to say as he was knocked out by Sanity.

GAME OVER!

The story starts from the save file. This time he goes to Mario's igloo instead. When he got inside he saw Elmo and Cookie Monster.

"O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Chill. Then he saw Mario and LMGT inside a Cookie Machine, and Francesco Bernoulli was driving around a table in triangles.

"Chill! Help! The Angry Guy Who Eatz Penguins In Cookie Machines is going to eat us!" called LMGT.

"ANNOYING TEENAGER ARMY!" cried Chill. Suddenly literally a million teenagers came and tackled Cookie Monster and Elmo and broke Lightning McQueen.

"ELMO! TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed a girl teen. Suddenly he was knocked out with a punch.

"IT'S COOKIE MONSTER! THE POWER OF THE COOKIES WILL DESTROY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" screamed another teen. Suddenly Cookie Monster exploded.

Then a TV came on and it was showing Fred Stays At A Fancy Hotel Room.

• Fred: Oh, who needs a spoon these days? (smacks head into ice cream sundae)

"Wait a minute. I thought it was Fred Goes Swim-" Chill said as he was cut off by his army.

"IT'S FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!oneoneoneone11!!11!" screamed Elmo and the teens. Suddenly they all blew up and destroyed the Cookie Machine.

"O_O" Chill, Mario and LMGT all said at the same time.

Chapter 1: O'Chunks to teh Rescue!

"That was freaky!" said Explorer.

"EXPLORER!" everyone yelled.

"You're not supposed to be in until later." Chill said.

"Oh, OK." Explorer said. Suddenly he jumped into a random pit.

"Let's call Johnny and see what he's doing today," suggested Mario.

• Chill: Heeeey Johnny!
• Johnny: Oh, hi Chill. What's up?

WARNING: OVERUSED JOKE AHEAD

• Chill: The ground.
• Johnny: I said what's up... Ehh, who cares? Anyways, I'm hanging out with Awesome right now.
• Chill: MACARONI!!

Chill tosses his spy phone into a trash bin.

"He's hanging out with Awesome. Let's go over there," suggested Chill.

Then some leather guy popped up.

"Heeeeeeey! Don't forget me!" said Fonzie.

"O_O you should be in Happy Days!" LMGT protested.

"But I wanna come along! I'm tired of being stuck in a radio!" Fonzie replied.

"It's a TV screen. Back to the script. Blah blah blah," said Mario out of boredom. "Oh look, a package!"

"Where?" Fonzie asked. He twisted around and exploded.

Chill, Mario and LMGT ran off to Johnny's igloo.

"Oh, Mario, guess what?" Chill said.

"What?" Mario asked. Then Chill showed him a stick of TNT.

":O" Mario screamed and hugged it. He blew up and his cap was sent flying somewhere. "Darn. Now everyone knows I'm bald."

Mario pulls out an extra cap and puts it on his head.

"No, this is what I wanted to show you." Chill said. Then he went through his inventory and pulled out the Beta Hat he got. Suddenly he got a crowd of 100 zebras.

"O_O!!!!" screamed Mario. Chill put back on his 5th Year Anniversary Hat and the crowd ran away. Then they kept waddling to Johnny's Igloo.

"Knock knoooooooock! Any waffles at home?" Mario asked.

"You're weird." Chill said.

"I know! Isn't that sad?" Mario replied.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Chill broke down the window that was in place of the door for no reason and he saw Johnny, Awesome and Flywish inside. Oh, and a turtle carrying a mushroom.

"Hey Chill," Johnny said. Suddenly Oscar the Grouch popped out of Johnny's bowl of cereal.

"How many more Sesame Street references are we going to have in this story?" LMGT asked.

"Lots," said the fifth wall as he crashed onto a random cup.

"THAT WAS MY FAVORITE CUP!" Johnny yelled.

BOOM!!!

Looks like Johnny destroyed the Fifth Wall. Suddenly the Fourth Wall comes down.

Boss: The Fourth Wall

battle music starts

Fourth Wall: You'll never defeat me!

Mario: Says who?

Fourth Wall: Says me! THE FOURTH WALL!

Choose attack!

Chill: What should I use... Wait! I got it!

Chill > Transform > The Pistachios Guy (Everybody's NUTS!)

Chill the Nut: EVERYBODY'S NUTS!

"The Pistachios Guy" > Roll

Fourth Wall: Ooch! (18/20)

Mario: Let's-a go!

Mario > Stuff > Machine "Gum"

The Machine Gum malfunctions and blows up almost everything.

Fourth Wall: Owwowwowowowowoowowowowowowowowow (1/20)

Kirby: KIRBY TO THE RESCUE!

Kirby > Inhale

Fourth Wall: NOOOO- (0/20)

victory music

You win 10 star points!

Chill: Whaaa? This isn't Paper Mario!

Chapter Return

"That was weird," said Flywish.

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: Kirby, Johnny, Awesome and Flywish

"Yay, woot," LMGT says in sarcasm.

"SOUP AWAY!"

"What was that?" asked Mario.

Suddenly O'Chunks sends himself crashing through Johnny's igloo.

"We don't need you!" protested Kirby.

"Soup a-cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed O'Chunks as his costume fell off to reveal a Pookie.

"BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAG! End transmission!" screamed the Pookie. Suddenly he was smacked by Larry Koopa and the pookie exploded.

Suddenly Chill ran off with his friends and Kirby, ditching Larry.

Chapter 2: EPF Saves the Day... Or not

Chill, Mario, LMGT, Johnny, Awesome, Flywish and Kirby ran to the EPF Command Room which was crawling with computer bugs.

"I must find Buggy Wuggy Duggy Muggy Huggy!" proclaimed Rookie.

Explorer crashes through the ceiling and "splats" on Buggy Wuggy Duggy Muggy Huggy. Rookie cries.

Then the friends (and Kirby) pulled up the System Defender and went into the Gadget Room.

"Gary, weird stuff has been happening," Chill said.

"Like fourth walls and kirbys and beta hats and sesame streets!" LMGT added.

"PROTOBOT!" Gary screamed. Then a million clones of Dot attacked all things random - starting with themselves which destroyed them. Suddenly Oscar the Grouch popped out of the Thingamabob 3001 and a purple cannon from System Defender began shooting Thingamajigs. Kirby inhaled a Thingamajig.

"Needs more salt!" Kirby said. Then the Thingamabob made two gloves come out that sprinkled salt on each Thingamajig. Kirby ate them all until he was very fat.

"O_O" said Explorer. Then he went into Phreaker Mode and Mabel ran across and threw jelly on Kirby. Once all that happened Kirby was normal again. Then a Fanon logo fell on Gary and Kirby inhaled the Fanon logo. Then it got mad and made a clone of itself. Kirby ate the clone and swallowed Gary's Nintendo DS.

"NOOOO! MY DS!!!" screamed Gary as Kirby inhaled the DS.

"CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!" screamed the pookie, now in a Larry costume.

"We know it's you," Chill said.

"WAAAAAAA!" cried the Pookie.

Suddenly she switched back to O'Chunks.

Boss: O'Chunks???

battle music

Chill: Look! A unicorn!

O'Chunks: Eh unicorn! CHUNKS AWAY!

victory music

0 star points earned!

"How did... Nevermind," Mario said.

Then Pandanda shook randomly but it doesn't matter cuz we're on Club Penguin.

Chapter 3: Bleh heh heh DIMENTIO! Wait, what?

The friends and Kirby walked outside and the sky was purple.

"OH EM GEE! IT'S THE VOID!" screamed Mario.

Then they saw a random ship that had Rockhopper hostage on it coming.

"If we hurry we can get RH's autograph and stamp right away!" LMGT said. So they rushed over and saw Bateshark and Pophat walking through.

"Hey Bate. Hey Pop," Chill said.

"Hiya!" Pophat called back. Kirby started floating onto the Migrator. However just as it was about to arrive...

CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!

"Oh no! It's Mr. Clean!" yelled the ship crew.

The Void wiped out the Migrator! It was also questionable if Rockhopper, Yarr, Kirby and the Comic Relief Crew On Board still existed.

"BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA! End transmission!" cried Yarr.

Then Big Bird started to fly and hit the Coffee Shop which was moved to the Beach for no reason, and Oscar the Grouch came out of the top.

random nowiki tags and facepalms and O_Os

Unfortunately, Bate was zapped by an evil, grumpy Brown Puffle named Ubafuzzy.

"The name is Uberfuzzy, not Ubafuzzy." Uberfuzzy said.

"Whatever, Ubeyfuzzy." the author said.

"BATE!" cried Pop. However, Bate was already a slave of Wikia. His name was Wikishark. Suddenly their names changed to Hat Pop and Sharkbate/Wikibate for easy-thing purposes.

"Nowiki" said Wikibate.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Hat Pop

Wikibate was taken away in a capsule carried by Ubafuzzy.

The friends ran after him and eventually came to Sorryfuzzy's Lair. Sannse the Hot Pink Penguin Dipped in Green Paint and Scarecroe the Penguin dressed as a scarecrow were there too.

Boss: Userfuzzy and Co.

Hat: Eeep!

Choose attack!

Chill: I know!

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chill starts running at Uberfuzzy in his UFO-thingy and jumped - POK E!

Uberfuzzy: Ow. (29/30)

Suddenly Uberfuzzy's health depletes slowly.

Alxy wave alxy wave

Hat > Flea

Hat activates an old PSA Spy Phone and Flea shows up and clones Hat and a snowflake.

Uberfuzzy > UFO Beam

Chill: ME PARTY HAT! (9/10)

WARNING: Chill loses 1 HP for every turn without a party hat!

Sannse > Wikia Talk

Sannse: Come back to Wikia and we will give you a Million Bucks.

Hat: No!

Wikia Talk was resisted! No damage was done!

Scarecroe > Scare Crows

ERROR: No crows to scare!

Scarecroe explodes from EPIC FAILZ.

Wikibate > W Jump

BOING BOING BOING!

Chill: Oof oof oof! (6/10)

Chill > Amulet Shine

BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Uberfuzzy: Meow! (20/30)

Sannse: Waaaa! (10/20)

Wikibate: Baaaa! (10/20)

Chill: Wait, me party hat! (5/10)

DANGER!

Snowflake > Smackadoo

Uberfuzzy: That hurts ya know! (19/30)

Hat > Trickster

Hat: Oh look, a cookie!

Uberfuzzy: Where?

Uberfuzzy, Sannse and Wikibate look down, and Hat pounds each one's head.

Hat: Fooled ya!

Uberfuzzy: Oh man... (10/30)

Sannse: How...dare...you...hit...girls... (0/20)

Wikibate: Deee'oh! (0/20)

Sannse and Wikibate faint. Sannse explodes. The friends get their star points.

Hat's Clone > Bunnies!

An army of bunnies attack Uberfuzzy.

Uberfuzzy: No! My UFO! (0/30)

The UFO sputters out, Uberfuzzy explodes and Wikibate turns back to normal.

Sharkbate: Woah, what happened?

Hat: Well, we were at the Beach and then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Everyone except Hat: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

A few hours later...

Hat: So that's what happened. ARE YOU SLEEPING!?

Everyone suddenly wakes up. Hey, gimmie the victory music nao.

victory music

Chapter 4: Thwomping the Thwompus

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Sharkbate

The friends walk out of Iberfuzzy's lair (which for some reason looks like a mix of Herbert's Hideout (from EPF2) and the Brown Puffle Cave) and see Ben.

"Hey Ben," Chill said.

"Hey Chill!" Ben replied.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Ben

Ben tosses a cart up into the sky.

"O_O" said Mario.

The friends start running and they see a light blue penguin playing the banjo... Really badly.

"Eeep! Stop! Run! Behind those weeds!!!" Chill squeals.

The friends jump into the Town snowbank. (Oh, if you like to picture it, it looks like they are inside a small, dark igloo)

"What's wrong?" Johnny asked.

"It's that guy... His name is Thwompus and he hates me!!!" screamed Ben.

Mario puts on a tutu while nobody is looking but Flywish sees him doing it and spills some honey on his tutu.

"Awww man!" cried Mario.

Ben peeks out and Thwompus spots him.

"YOU!!!" Thwompus screamed.

"YOU!!!" Ben screamed back.

Ben clicks his flippers and DragonBeater, Barn Owls Rule and The Real Ben pop out of thin air. The 4 Ben's corner him and destroy him. Unfortunately Thwopmus pressed a remote that sends them into an RPG battle.

Boss: Thwompus

Thwompus: Because I like no battle strength whatsoever, I'm bringing in my 2nd cousin first removed added thrice balbhadglubhadbuiaodfbhoadub.

Wompus runs in. Thwompus explodes.

Choose attack

Ben > Policy Violation

Wompus: Oh man, he violated the policy! Dat burnnnnnnnnnnnnssss! (50/100)

Ben: O_O His HP is high!

Drago > Policy Violation

Wompus: Ahh! SOCKPUPPETZ! IT BURNNNNNNNNSSSSS! (40/100)

Barn > Policy Violation

Wompus: DAT BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS! (30/100)

Real Ben > Policy Violation

Wompus: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (20/100)

Wompus > EXTREME EPIC ADMIN DESTROYER SPECTACLE ATTACK!

Ben and Socks: Uh oh.

Ben and Drago: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGSGOHUREHGLSGHJLSKRUGJSIGJELISERWIPPGPGSPGWCPSW (0/10)

Wompus: >=)

Barn > Pinklight

A green light shines down even though it's called Pinklight and revives Ben and the Real Ben.

Wompus: BEEP

Shark: OMG! YOU VIOLATED A POLICY! BAN!

Shark channels some power and lightning strikes next to him, and makes Wompus bounce and fly into the sky.

Wompus: I'LL BE BACK! (not)

victory music

Chapter Return

"Yaaaay!" Ben said. "Hey look, it's Alxy >:P"

"Stop teasing me!" cried Hal.

Chapter 5: Major Boss is Comin

"Oh man, a tiny-boss!" said Chill.

"How do you know?" asked Johnny.

"Because of the chapter name," Chill replied.

"YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL! RUN!" screamed LMGT.

Awesome skates into some honey and falls onto Mario's tutu. Then the Town gets wiped out by the Void. Luckily, they were already on the Dock border. Suddenly Explorer flies out of the water. But then Dimentiobertklutzaprotobotbleck shows up!

MEGABOSS: Dimentiobertklutzaprotobotbleck

D: I can attack 0 times in one turn!

Mario: You're a nut.

Suddenly Herbert shows up and kicks D away.

REAL MEGABOSS: Herbert P. Bear, Esquire

Battle Music: Paper Mario - The Koopa Bros.

Chill: Epic battle themes FTW!

Chill > Switch Partner

• Mario
• LMGT <
• Kirby (CANNOT BE USED)
• Johnny
• Awesome
• Flywish
• Hat Pop
• Shark
• Ben (CURRENT PARTNER)

LMGT: Woot woot!

Chill > RARITY!!11111!!!!1!1!!!111oneoneoneone

Herbert: Lolwut?

Chill: Wait for it...

Chill puts on his Beta Hat and a million zebras begin to crowd him, trampling over Herbert in the process.

Herbert: RAAWR!!! (190/200)

LMGT: Fire deh Nowikizzz!

LMGT > Donutz

Suddenly every donut in existence (even eaten ones) from the year donuts were created to the present bury Herbert.

Herbert: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (150/200)

Larry: Blagidagagagag! End transmission!

Chill: What are you doing here?

Larry: Isn't this one of Lemmy's Fun Fictions? *gets smashed by the fourth wall*

Fourth Wall: Hahaha!

Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Chinese Guy: Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoy!

Chill: Srsly, this isn't supposed to be random.

LMGT pulls out the script and points to the "Not So" in the title.

Chill: O. Dat explains everything.

Chill spots "Outtakes" under "(Not So) Elite Penguin Force".

Chill: Oh great. O_O

Herbert > Stompy Thingy

Herbert tries to do a ground pound, but Chill steps out of the way and Herbert smashes through the sky somehow.

Chill: Seriously, you should cut down on the donuts.

Herbert: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (0/200)

York: PWNed.

Cp kid: You can say that again.

victory music

Chapter Return

NEW PARTY MEMBERS: York and Cp kid

Awesome: Hey Cp kid.

Weegee: Weegee stare.

Everyone except Weegee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penguin by the igloos near the plaza: WHO BROKE THE ANTIQUE JAR THAT I NEVER REALLY LIKED ANYWAY IN MY IGLOO!?

Everyone except PBTINTP: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 6: Weegee Stare and WATuDOIN

PBTINTP walks over and engages in battle with the friends. Weegee shortly follows suit.

Boss: Weegee and Penguin by the igloos near the plaza

Chill: We just entered this chapter.

And the Fourth Wall.

Boss: Weegee and Penguin by the igloos near the plaza and Fourth Wall

Lakitu: Petey?

Petey Piranha facepalms.

Chill: GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!

The force from Chill's scream blows Lakitu and Petey into the ocean.

LMGT: Caaaaaarss...

Chill > Transform > The Pistachios Guy

"The Pistachios Guy": TAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE THISSSSSSSSSSS!

"The Pistachios Guy" > NUT RAIN-A-MABOB

Weegee, Angry Penguin and The Fourth Wall gets trampled with 1,000 pistachios.

Weegee: Oh no. (8,000/OVER 9,000)

Angry Penguin/PBTINTP: Wuttt (4/5)

Wompus comes in and smacks Angry Penguin and runs off.

Angry Penguin: That's weeeeird. (4/5)

Fourth Wall: The car dude won't beat me this time. (Socks/Underpants)

LMGT: Lolwut?

Fourth Wall: Grrrr... (30/40)

Ninja: WATuDOIN?

CK (Cp kid): It's WATuDOIN, my imaginary friend that turned against me because I went insane for a year but not really because although that I've never even met but somehow he's my enemy!

Ben knocks CK out.

Ninja/WATuDOIN: Can I come in yet?

Author: No, you're not coming into the story yet.

The sheer randomness makes everyone lose power.

WATuDOIN: Okee.

Weegee: Waaaah! (5,000/OVER 9,000)

Angry Penguin: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttt? (1/5)

Fourth Wall: Seriously, this story is getting creepier by the minute. (20/40)

LMGT: OMG! U BROKEZ TEH FOR WALLZ!

Fourth Wall: Oh no. Now I have to fall on myself. (0/40)

However, Fourth Wall also squashes Angry Penguin and Weegee. Suddenly there's an explosion of bricks.

Weegee: WE'LL (not) BE BACK! ONE MORE THING! (100/OVER 9,000 - POWER DRAINING)

Weegee > Last Resort "OH PIZZA!!!!!!!!!" Stare

Chil-eegee Statue: Ahhhhhhh! Grub grub grub!

Chill turns to normal.

Chill: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Weegee: What, it's OH PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (60/OVA 9000 - POWA DRAIN)

Weegee > Last Resort "Cheesy" Stare

Chil-eegee Statue: Hah! I'm about to turn back and then Imma stick me tongue at you!

Nothing happens.

Chil-eegee Statue: Plz?

Weegee: Ha! You will never turn back! (30/OV NIN-TOSAND - ITZ DRAININ)

LMGT: Yeah right.

Weegee > Last Resort "sorta better then cheesy" Stare

LMG-eegee Statue: Uh oh.

Weegee: You are not cursed to live like this forever. Now goodbye. (11/OVE 9000 - DRAIN!!!111!!!!oneoneone)

Weegee explodes, but the force sends the Weegee Statues careening backwards.

victory music

Chapter Return

Chill opens a door in the Weegee Statue and so does LMGT. They both crawl out.

"What a wimpy attack." said LMGT.

Meanwhile, a beaten up CK is still worried about WATuDOIN returning. Everyone begins to walk over to the Beach. There is a white ship made out of black lines there, with MIgratOR scribbely written on it. A hole opens up in the ground and a UFO with a brown thingy in it drops a coin in the hole.

"SHINY!" screamed Mario as he jumped in.

>_<

oh look spam

Suddenly Sanity Penguin comes by and randomly throws spam onto the Lighthouse.

"D= a spam ham" said Chill.

The friends board the drawn Migrator, and they see the Rockhopper's Rare Items catalog. However they can't buy anything because Rockhopper is still gone.

"Coolio! Rockhopper is giving out a piece of nothing this time and it's free too!" Johnny said.

"OMG FIRST NON-MEMBAR NOTHING EVA! GIMMEH!" screamed LMGT.

Everyone pushed and shoved to get the first-ever non-member nothing.

"Woah, dudes, you realize there is TONS of nothing in the Treasure Book???" Chill said.

Suddenly everyone is no longer excited, but Johnny puts it in his pockets anyway.

"Hey, we have to save Mario!" Flywish said.

"Hey, I haven't been in this story yet >:(" complained GGD.

"You're rig-" Chill started to say.

Suddenly Explorer crashed through the ceiling again.

"GO AWAY!" everyone yelled. Explorer ran away.

"Uh, author?" Chill said.

Meanwhile, at the author's computer...

"Mmmmm, these potato chips are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the author says.

The computer explodes.

"Good thing I sav-" Chill started to say. Suddenly it exploded.

GAME OVER!

Everyone returned to the last time Chill saved. Right when Chill said "uh author".

"AUTHOR!" Chill screams again.

"Oh, sorry, whadya want?" asked the author.

"We need GGD in the story." Chill replied.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: GGD

"Much bettar!" GGD said.

"Oh, BTW, you just broke meh, so, ehh..." the Fourth Wall said.

The Fourth Wall makes a Walmart star around LMGT, but he steps away at the last minute, and Oscar the Grouch pops out of the hole, being squashed to his doom.

"SCRAM!" Oscar screams.

"That's great, 3/4 Sesame Street characters have been eliminated from this story!" Shark said.

"O_O how do you know what happened in the first chapter?" Chill asked.

"Uhh, a little birdy told me?" Shark replied.

Everyone shrugged. Anyways, they got off the Migrator and jumped down into the hole.

Chapter 7: Let's-a Go Rescue Mario! Yippe!

The friends jump into the hole and look around. Unfortunately, the coin was bouncing around the cave so Mario went deeper to find it.

"Where could he be?" said Chill as they walked through the cave. Meanwhile he decides to check his partner stats.

• Mario
• LMGT
• Kirby
• Johnny
• Awesome
• Flywish
• Hat Pop
• Shark
• Ben
• York
• Cp kid
• GGD

Suddenly Explorer crashes through the ceiling. He runs off.

"Don't ask me, I have no idea :P" Johnny replied.

They went deeper into the hole and Flywish turned on his ipod. It was playing "Lineland Road" from Super Paper Mario.

"Sup...super...Super Paper....Super Paper Mario..." said a mysterious voice.

CK did a facepalm, knowing that this was probably WATuDOIN. Almost on que, WATuDOIN walked out, with O'Chunks following him.

"We know it's you, pookie." LMGT said.

"Eh, Em not pookeh, em O'Chunks!" O'Chunks replied. "And by erder of Count Bleck, I 'ave to get chunky on yeh!

Boss: WATuDOIN and O'Chunks

Battle Music: Super Paper Mario: A Powerful Enemy Emerges

Chill: Unfitting music for a hairy guy that loses and a ninja.

O'Chunks: WEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT?

Choose attack

Chill > Party Hat Poke

O'Chunks: Nooo! Meh pumpkin pie! (99/100)

Pumpkin pie splats all over the cave.

LMGT > Nowiki Launch

WATuDOIN: OW! That gots me shoes :( WHY DO YOU HEROES HAVE TO BE SO MEAN TO BAD PEOPLE!!!! (60/70)

O'Chunks > Toss 'Em

Chill: Ooof! (8/10)

WATuDOIN > Ninja Skillzzzzzzzzz aka Annoy

WATuDOIN: WATuDOIN?

Chill: Nothin. WATuDOIN? Ow! (7/10)

Chill made a random statement! He lost HP!

LMGT: That's just dumb.

Alxy wave Alxy wave

Ben: ^_^

Shark: Can we move this battle along?

Chill > Change Partner

• Mario
• LMGT
• Kirby
• Johnny <
• Awesome
• Explorer
• Hat Pop
• Shark
• Ben
• York
• Cp kid
• GGD

Johnny: Yeah!

Chill > Party Hat Poke

O'Chunks tossed Chill away!

Chill: Oooooof! (6/10)

Johnny > Card-Jeeeeetsu... FIAR! RUNZ!!!

Suddenly the arena is transformed into a Card-Jitsu Fire battle, and the Card-Jitsu Water music plays.

• Chill - 6 HP
• Johnny - 6 HP
• O'Chunks - 6 HP
• WATuDOIN - 6 HP

It's Chill57181's turn

Chill jumps onto a fire spot.

• Chill - Fire Card, 6
• Johnny - Fire Card, 2
• O'Chunks - Water Card, 12
• WATuDOIN - Fire Card, 7

Chill: Oh noes!

• Chill - 5 HP
• Johnny - 5 HP
• O'Chunks - 5 HP
• WATuDOIN - 6 HP

O'Chunks: I was supposed to beat you all >:( CHUNKS AWAY!!!!!!!!!

Johnny makes the arena explode and it turns back to normal.

O'Chunks: Ooooofy! (80/100)

WATuDOIN: Blagidagagagagagg! End transmission! (0/70)

Chill: I think I found a running gag.

O'Chunks > ELECTRICITY GUMS

Chill: Lolwut

O'Chunks shocks Chill!

Chill: BLAGIDAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAAGA! END TRANSMISSION! (0/10)

Chill faints.

Chill: X_X

Johnny > SWITCH

Johnny becomes the main player! The partner is now Awesome.

Chill: HEY!!!

Chill gets up somehow and smacks Johnny backwards into Partner position. Awesome jumps into Chill's pocket.

Awesome: Hey, it's comfy in here!

And for no reason at all, the story glitches up and thinks it's still Johnny and Awesome.

Johnny > FIAR

O'Chunks: BLADIGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION! (30/100)

Awesome > Super Fist of the Awesomeness: Automatic Destruction

O'Chunks: BLADIGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!! (0/100)

victory music

Chapter Return

"Was that really necessary?" Chill asked.

"Yes :-D" Johnny replied.

Chapter 8: Let's A Go Rescue Mario: The REAL Deal XD

The friends run through the cave and see Mario chasing the coin. There are also strange "W" paintings on the walls.

"That looks similar to the W that was on Sharkbate's cap when he was Wikibate!" Hat pointed out.

Eventually they caught up to Mario and the coin stopped. However, it turned into...

"SANNSE?????????" everyone screamed.

Then Scarecroe bounded through the other end of the cave but tripped on a rock and flew through the ceiling and fell to where he was supposed to go, and Uberfuzzy flew in.

"I've had enough of you guys!" Shark said.

"SHARK! NO!" Hat screamed.

But it was too late. The outburst turned him into Wikibate. Then Fonzie showed up.

"O_O" said Flywish.

"I'm still mad at you for ditching me in Chapter 1 >:( So I'm going to destroy you :D" Fonzie said.

Suddenly Explorer flew through the wall and squashed Fonzie into a pancake. He exploded, sending Explorer somewhere.

Boss: Uberfuzzy and Co.

Chill: Rematches are dumb >:P

Uberfuzzy: We all have upgraded HP now! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- cough cough cough cough cooooof

Sannse: ...

Choose attack

Chill > CHEW ON STUFFS

Chill grows a pair of buck teeth like Orangey's, and starts gnawing on Uberfuzzy's UFO. It breaks and he drops to the ground.

Uberfuzzy: Ow. (45/50)

Johnny > Step On It!

Johnny steps on Uberfuzzy.

Uberfuzzy: :| (44/50)

Uberfuzzy > Jump

Uberfuzzy jumps on Chill and steals his party hat!

Chill: >:( (9/10)

WARNING: BLAH BLAH BLAH READ CHAPTER 3

Sannse > Wikia Talk

Sannse: Come back to Wikia and we will give you a Million Bucks.

Johnny: Can't. We're not admins.

Wikia Talk didn't work!!!!!!!!111!1!11!!oneoneoneone!111!11

Scarecroe > Scare Birds

Scarecroe stands still for a few seconds. Then he moves really fast.

Chill: O_O You call that an attack?

Chill and Johnny burst out laughing.

Wikibate > W Jump

BOING BOING BOING

Chill: Owie! (6/10)

Johnny: I demand you guys to stop!

Fonzie crashes through the ceiling and attacks.

Fonzie > Coooooool

Fonzie puts on some sunglasses.

Chill: Lolwut? OW! (5/10)

Chill realizes that he still doesn't have his party hat.

Chill > Switch Partner > Flywish

Flywish: Yay!

Chill > I ROBZ YOU!

Suddenly, a messenger bag, ninja mask and cape appear on Chill. Gamgee appears dressed exactly the same. They attack Uberfuzzy.

Items stolen: Party Hat

Chill: Yay, no more of that! (5/10)

DANGER!

Chill: O rite.

Flywish > Winston

Flywish: Ohhh Winstooooooooon!

Winston appears (read teh fanon to find out about him) and hugs Uberfuzzy. Then he pops.

Uberfuzzy: BLAGAIGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGG! End transmission! (0/50)

However...

Awesome: I'LL SAVE YOU!

Awesome > SUPER FIST OF THE AWESOMENESS: AUTOMATIC DESTRUCTION OR WATEVA IT WAS CALLED

All enemies: AHHHHHH! (0/Whateva they had!!!!)

Wikibate turns back to Sharkbate.

Sharkbate: I GOTS ME A BELL!

Chapter Return

Everyone decides to visit Gary again. Suddenly the Peach song from PM64 plays.

"That's weird." Chill said.

The friends got in the elevator (it's a tight fit D:) and Rookie is having a meltdown.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" cried Rookie.

They go into the Gadget Room and see what's going on with G.

"OH EM GEE IT'S HARBART!" screamed Gary.

"O_O nvm" said Mario as they walked out.

"Hey I haven't said much in this adventure :( Can I be like Morton where he talks a lot?" GGD said.

"Well..." Chill said.

"Great :D That's awesome, stupendous, superb, cool, nice, and good. I am going to make a speech about cake because I like cake and it's good because it's delicious because I think it tastes good and- *SOCK!*"

"MPPPHY MPPPHY MPPPPPPHY! MPPPH MPPPHMIPPHON!" screamed GGD.

"He said "Blagidagagagagag! End Transmission!", because I shoved a sock in his mouth." Roy Koopa said.

"WRONG UNIVARSE!" Chill said.

Roy Koopa teleports away and GGD returns to normal.

Chapter 9: Return of Kirby

The friends went to the beach and saw a heart laying in the sand.

"That's creepy!" Chill said.

"ET" said Mario.

Everyone started staring at him.

"What?" Mario asked.

They kicked the heart into the ocean and everything flashed. Suddenly the Migrator was back and so was Kirby, Rockhopper and Yarr. Everyone got a popup that said "STAMP EARNED ROCKHOPPER". Everyone collected his autograph.

"Woot!" Johnny said.

Suddenly there was a huge rumble.

"What was that?" asked CK.

RUMBLE!

"I hope it's not the Void again!" said Awesome.

Suddenly Kirby didn't feel well. He spit out Gary's DS and it landed in Gary's flippers in the Gadget Room.

":D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D" said Gary.

RUMBLE!

"ARGH GIMMIE FOOD NOWWWWWWWWWWW!" screamed LMGT. He was actually a big glutton...Although everyone knows that.

Chill facepalmed. "Argh, your always hungry."

Suddenly there was a storm. But this wasn't just any storm. It was raining...KRISPY KREME!

"YAY KRISPY KREME!" LMGT screamed. He jumped at a HUGE Krispy Kreme and ate it in like 0.7 gatrillion seconds.

double facepalm

Then Sanity started throwing spam lamb. LMGT didn't like spam at all so he kicked it away and replaced them all with donuts.

"NOM NOM NOM!" LMGT said, eating 3562 donuts at once.

Then it started raining fried chicken. Then cake. Then more Krispy Kreme. Then donuts. LMGT ate them all. Then the storm cleared up.

"I'm full.........." LMGT said. Everyone gave him a funny look when suddenly...

BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH

Oh no! It was Wario!

"HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!" Wario said.

The friends threw him into the sea.

"I feel...a megaboss coming..." said Chill.

Chapter 10: Herbert's Revenge! Well, sorta

WATuDOIN walked over.

"Hey dudes! Guess wat! Harbutt is going to get revenge on you with his pet crab thingy!" WATuDOIN said.

"I wish you would just call me Herbert. OR ELSE I'LL FIRE YA!" Herbert replied.

"You're mean! Mommy!" WATuDOIN cried as he ran off.

MEGABOSS: Klutzy

Battle Music: Tutankoopa Battle

Klutzy: You can't jump me mwahahaha.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Klutzy: Nope.

Flywish > Winston

Flywish: Winstoooooooooooooooooooooon!

Winston comes and hugs Klutzy, but Klutzy pinches him and Winston explodes.

Klutzy: Clicky owww! (199/200)

Klutzy > Mega Pinch

Chill: BOOM! (1/10)

PERIL!

Flywish: I gots an idea.

Flywish > HP RAISE

DING DING DING!

Chill's HP has been raised to I GOTS ME A BELL, also known as 20 for you people who use the No-Nonsense Language! All of the partners' HP has been raised to 20!

Klutzy: CHEATER!

Chill > STEP ON IT!

Chill steps on Klutzy but, because of his checkered shoes, is unaffected by the pinch.

Klutzy: Impossible! (198/200)

A Little Birdy: Harbutt, your crabs losin'.

Herbert: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Herbert beats up the birdy.

Flywish > Hehehe BOMB

Klutzy: NOO! (150/200)

Klutzy > Video Games

Klutzy: D: (0/200)

Chill: Haha, Klutzy defeated himself.

victory music

Chapter 11: Sailin' To See The Sea

"Meh. I'm bored." said LMGT.

"Same here..." said Johnny who was throwing a bouncy ball up at the Lighthouse again and again.

FLASH FLASH

"O_O" Kirby said.

Suddenly the Town was back.

"Horray!" said Chill in a weird voice.

"I got an idea, let's sail the Migrator!" Mario said.

Everyone agreed and jumped onto the Migrator. Meanwhile at the Mine Shack...

"ROCKHOPPER ROCKHOPPER ROCKHOPPER!" screamed a group of penguins. "TIE US UP PLEASE!!!!!!!!"

"Aye, these people are weird..." Rockhopper mumbled. "But I can give ye autographs!"

Rockhopper handed everyone an autograph. Suddenly Tazboi pushed through the crowd and gave Rockhopper a whistle, but he thought it was a bell cuz he's weird like that.

"YOU GOTS YOU A BELL!" he screamed.

Everyone stared and Tazboi ran off.

"Arrr, I have an idea! Let's all race to the Migrator!" Rockhopper said.

Everyone started to race. Rockhopper was in the lead the whole time until...

"ME SHIP! IT'S GONE!" cried Rockhopper.

"OMG!" everybody said. Suddenly they all crashed into the ocean.

Meanwhile, out at sea...

"Sailing ova the ocean blue do do do..." sang York.

"York, you should NOT be singing." GGD replied.

"Ocean-y music, please." Chill said.

"Sailing ova the ocean blu- *SOCK!*" sang York. Suddenly she fell overboard.

GGD put a record in a CD player and it was playing Ocean Voyage.

"O_O those two items aren't even compatible!" LMGT said.

"Don't question weird physics and stuff!!!!" GGD replied.

"Meh, now I'm hungry again." LMGT said.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Meanwhile back at the Beach...

"ARRRRGH! I'll get ye ship-robbers!" screamed Rockhopper as he threw a box of fried chicken where the Migrator was.

And, since Rockhopper was staying there the whole time, anybody who randomly wandered to the Beach got a stamp and background.

Meanwhile, at the Migrator AGAIN...

Fried chicken falls onto the Migrator.

":O MUST EAT!" screamed LMGT.

Then he gobbled down the whole box (yes, even the box) at once.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

"Stop being such a glutton!" Chill said.

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

"OH NOES! IT'S THE KRAKEN!" screamed Kirby.

Boss: The Kraken

Kraken: Mweeeeheeehohohhaahahahaa!

Suddenly York slips loose from one of The Kraken's tentacles.

York: YES! Sailing over the ocean blue do do d- *SOCK!*

Choose attack

Chill > Partner > York

York: RAWR!

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chill attempts a Party Hat Poke on the Kraken, but it grabs him and pulls him under the water.

Chill: BLUB BLUB BLUB! (1/20)

PERIL!

York: NO!

York randomly stomps the Kraken with such force that Chill flings back onto the ship.

Chill: Owwwww... (0/20)

Chill does a sortafaint. (He was already laying down)

York > FLYYY!!1!1!!oneone

Jasper grabs York and starts flying.

York: OK, this is too boring. From this point on, no more RPG battles.

POOF!

Non-RPG Boss: The Kraken

York: Better!

York jumps on Kraken and it tries to swipe her away - but it fails!

York: DEH DEH DEH!

Kraken: Blagidagagagagagagagagaagagagagag!!!!! End transmission!!!!!!!

Chill gets up.

Chill: That was weird.

Chapter Return

"Hey, why does the talk style change between battles and-" said GGD.

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" whispered LMGT.

"As I was saying, why does the talk style change between battles and the actu-" GGD tries to say again.

LMGT tapes GGD's mouth closed with duct tape.

GGD inhales the tape and talks again.

"I SAID WHY DOES THE TALK-" GGD tries to say for the 3rd time.

LMGT glues GGD's mouth closed with gorilla glue then puts duct tape on it for good measure.

":)" said LMGT.

GGD ripped the tape off and spit the glue out.

"DUDE WHERE IS MY CAR AND WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?" screamed GGD.

"You don't wanna anger the... Fourth Wall otherwise he will attack us!" LMGT said.

"Couldn't you of just told me that? :\" GGD said.

"Yes, but it's more fun this way :P" LMGT replied.

Suddenly a hooded ninja holding a balloon floats into sight.

"WATuDOIN GUYS?" WATuDOIN said.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed CK.

Mario gets a "gum" and shoots at WATuDOIN - sending him falling into the sea.

"YOU POPPED MY BALLOON WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" cried WATuDOIN.

Suddenly he drowns never to be seen again. (Yeah, you know that's not true)

"Y'know, I demand a title change! EPF isn't doing anything about this randomness! We are!" LMGT said.

"DUDE! You just broke the fourth wall!" GGD said.

"Aww man." LMGT replied.

However the Fourth Wall is nowhere in sight. Suddenly they see it in the distance, at the Beach.

"Wut?" Mario said.

"I CAN'T SWIM! :(" yelled the Fourth Wall.

Chill and his friends start cackling because they hate Cackletta and want her to be mad at them so she will fight them so they can beat them up.

":'(" cried the Fourth Wall. Suddenly...

"OMG IT'S BIG BIRD!" York said.

"He's the only one left we need to destroy in this story!" Shark said.

Suddenly all the other Sesame Street characters (sans Elmo, Cookie Monster and Oscar) pop up.

Everyone glares at Shark, except Hat.

"What was that about only one more we need to destroy?" Johnny said. However Kirby inhales them all except Big Bird.

"Now we do!" Shark said.

Chapter 12: Sesame Seeds on Sesame Street!

"That title doesn't even make sense." Mario said.

"You'll see!" said the author.

Suddenly hamburger buns with sesame seeds fall down. There is a note on one of them.

Save these for the battle with Big Bird! P.S. Don't eat them, LMGT!

LMGT eats the buns anyway. He finishes, then he pulls out an ice cream cone and starts eating it. Big Bird crashes onto the Migrator.

Boss: Big Bird

Big Bird: I'm mad at you for destroying all my friends >:( Now you'll be mad at me for destroying all your friends!

CK: Yeah right.

CK runs behind Big Bird and grabs his ankle. Meanwhile, up in a UFO for no good reason.

Alien #1: Well, you can see in that toothpaste commercial I was grabbing the cowboy's ankle.

Alien #3: And why was that again?

Alien #1: Because space is so much cooler then western!

Alien #2 (with a cowboy hat): EQUAL! >:(

Big Bird crashes into the UFO and sends Big Bird, the Aliens and UFO pieces flying in different directions.

Meanwhile, back on the Migrator for a good reason, CK threw Big Bird by his foot.

CK: That was fun! :D

Chapter Return

"What about our star points?" said Flywish.

"We removed those in the last battle." said Awesome.

"Oh." replied Flywish.

Suddenly Explorer falls out of the floor. Mario kicks him into the ocean.

"Hi! I'm Mega-Chipmunk!" screamed Kirby.

"I thought you were Kirby." Flywish said.

"I am! :D" Kirby replied.

"Oh noes! We forgot to use the sesame buns! Oh wait. I guess LMGT ate them so..." Johnny said.

Chapter 13: To Rockhopper Island!

Eventually the Migrator sails to Rockhopper Island. The friends explore the myths and secrets of the land and find many of them were true. However.

"You there! Halt! Identification please!" some strange cloud monster thingy said.

Everyone gave identification and when none of them were Rockhopper...

"My name is Huff N Puff. I guard Rockhopper Island. Now I have to crush you!" Huff N Puff said.

Boss: Huff N Puff

Chill: No way! Huff N Puff Battle music for Huff N Puff! Not sarcasm!

Huff: :\

Everyone jumps at him and - OH NOES! RUFF PUFFS! AND TUFF PUFFS! AND CREAM PUFFS! AND THE THINGAMAJIG 3000!

The Thingamajig squashes a random tree.

Huff: Cream Puffs weren't even in Paper Mario.......

Fourth Wall: RAWR!

Huff: OWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Fourth Wall: NOBODY BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL! NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huff: Aww man.

More ruff puffs, tuff puffs and cream puffs appear.

Huff: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Johnny: Lolololololol!

Huff: Can somebody please stop the cream puffs?

Author: No.

Huff: Somebody jump on me! Maybe he is tricking me

They all jump at him and half of him explodes.

Huff: Woah!

Ruff Puffs and Tuff Puffs and Cream Puffs fly out.

LMGT: You look delicious.

Huff: No I don't!

LMGT: Are you chocolate Ice Cream?

Huff: NO!

LMGT: You look it.

Huff: I DO NOT!

LMGT: DO TO!

Huff: DO NOT!

LMGT: DO TO!

LMGT jumps at him and eats part of him.

Huff: Owowowowowowowowowow!

LMGT: YUMMMMMMMMMY! YOU TASTE LIKE A CHOCOLATE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huff: I hate gluttons.

LMGT: YOU'LL PAY FOR DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!111!1!!!1!1!!!!!11!!!oneoneonoenoenetwotwo25235197461974359billion11!

LMGT stuffs Huff into a jail he pulled out of his pocket. However, he blows it up.

Huff: :P

LMGT: GRRRRRRRR!

LMGT eats him again.

LMGT: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CHOCO-LATTE!

Huff: PUFF SQUAD!

A bunch of Ruff Puffs and Tuff Puffs and Cream Puffs appear and start to attack LMGT. A wild cream puff appeared!

Huff: I'LL GET YOU AUTHOR!

Author: Hey, be nice, I have the power to write you outta this story!

Huff: Aww man.

LMGT eats the Puff Squad whole.

LMGT: NEAPOLITAN!

Huff: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Chill: Is that gonna be a running gag or something? There's always <nowikitag> before and after facepalm?

Flywish: I think that's already been implemented.

Kirby: Must taste chocolate guy!

Huff: What?

Kirby inhales Huff.

Huff: NOOOOOOO- GAMEOVER

Chapter Return

"Yaaaaaaay!" said LMGT.

"Clickety click!" said an unknown voice.

"I'M SCARED!" screamed Mario. Suddenly he jumped into Chill's flippers. However, Chill ducked and Mario kept flying into the ocean. Don't ask how.

":P" said Chill.

Suddenly a Red Puffle walked by.

"Yo!" said the Red Puffle.

"O_O A red puffle that speaks penguin! No wai!" said Johnny.

Suddenly Explorer falls out of a cloud. Mario falls out of the same spot shortly after. Explorer runs off but not before getting beaten with Mario's hammer.

"I'll name you Engluffle!" Mario said.

"No, my name is... HyperSugar!" HyperSugar said.

"I like that name :)" LMGT said.

"Thanks!" replied HyperSugar.

"Engluffle is better :(" Mario said.

Chapter 14: Crab Crack- I mean Tracks!

"Hey, can HyperSugar come with us?" LMGT asked.

"I don't see why not!" Hat said.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: HyperSugar

"Let's get goin!" HyperSugar said.

"Say, Mario, where did you get Engluffle anyway?" Awesome said.

"Oh, it's a really weird sounding combination of English and Puffle." Mario replied.

"And it's not showing up in my spell check. EEPZ!" the author yelled.

Suddenly there were some tracks. Then a flying aqua grabber (with a crab inside) flew into sight!

"Klutzy?" Mario said.

"No! I am Puffle Launch Crab!" replied the crab.

"I suppose we have to battle you?" Kirby added.

"Yes!" the crab said.

Boss: Puffle Launch Crab

Mario: I gots me an idea!

Mario gets out a "gum" and stuffs Kirby inside.

Kirby: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Mario: MAKESHIFT PUFFLE CANNON!

BOOM!

KIRBY: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- (endless screaming)

PLC: Ow!

Mario stuffs all the party members - including Chill - into the cannon and shooting them until they are all unconscious and PLC is defeated. All the party members get up.

Chill: That was a lame battle.

Johnny: IKR?

Chapter Return

"You coulda used me. I'm a puffle. :|" HyperSugar said.

"Oh right. Wanna go back in time and do it again?" Mario suggested.

Commentary: The above statement was LMGT's favorite line

"No, thank you!" Awesome replied.

"Can we just hurry up? I wanna battle a megaboss." GGD said.

"Sure thing." said the author.

Chapter 15: Watch Out For Robots!

"Seriously? We're gonna have System Defender computer bugs for the megabos-" Chill said. However he was WRONG!

"Target calculated!" said the Wheel-Bot.

"ALL ROBOTS MOVE IN!" said the Jet-Bot.

"I stand corrected." Chill said.

Megaboss: The Test Bots

Battle Music: Tubba Blubba Battle! Yay!

Chill: Was the "Yay" really necessary?

Author: Yes. I love that song.

Chill: If you say so. :|

Mario: You know, this music would fit a spooky battle better.

The Test Bots disappear. King Boo appears!

REAL Megaboss: King Boo

King Boo: >:( WHAT DID YA DO THAT FOR!?!??!?!?!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The party glares at Mario.

Mario: I was just saying.

King Boo turns everyone into boos!

Boo Chill: Now you've done it.

Boo Mario: Hehe?

Boo LMGT: I'M HUNGRY!

Boo Kirby: ...

Boo Johnny: Why is the author doing this?

Author: So I can show the whole party as a boo! Now cooperate! >:(

Everyone starts swarming the author except Penquino and King Boo and they slap him.

Boo Penquino: Why did my name change...?

Author: Because. Boo Penquino sounds better then Boo CK.

Boo Penquino: :|

Boo GGD: ...

Boo HyperSugar: Hey, wait a minute. The AUTHOR should be a boo too!

Boo Author: NOOO! >:(

King Boo: Can we just battle already?

Boo LMGT: I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!

Boo LMGT eats King Boo and everything turns back to normal.

Test Bots: What about us????

Second Megaboss: The Test Bots

Battle Music: General Guy Battle

Chill: It's supposed to be italics.

Author: Whatever.

HyperSugar jumps on all three tests bots and they explode to their explody doom.

Flywish: You said explody... O_O

Chapter 16: Back to Club Penguin

"That was weird. Let's go home." LMGT said.

"Yeah." replied Mario.

"We'll be back! >:(" said the Wheel-Bot's Head. Suddenly it blew into so many pieces that it passed numbers and into letters.

"That thing's freaky. Let's get out of here." Johnny said.

Everyone jumped on the Migrator. They sailed back to Club Penguin and saw some interesting things.

"Look!" Awesome pointed.

WATuDOIN was paddling with his flippers back to Club Penguin Island.

"And there!" said York, pointing at a yellow feather.

Luckily, when they reached the Beach, Rockhopper wasn't there. They anchored it and ran off, just in time for Rockhopper to return.

"Hey, why is it playing Lineland Road? We're in a snow place..." Flywish said.

"Whoops!" said the author.

"He gets more dumb every chapter." Chill pointed out.

"Wut?" asked the author.

"Jeez, your lucky he didn't hear you!" Mario whispered to Chill.

Suddenly the song that plays when you are in Starborn Valley starts. The music switches back to Lineland Road a second later.

"Oh noes!" Kirby said.

Suddenly a white version of Huff N Puff appeared.

"I am Chill N Freeze, and I'm going to get revenge on you for destroying my brother!" Chill N Freeze replied.

Boss: Chill N Freeze

Chill N Freeze eats a Starman. It explodes, sending a Cream Puff flying onto a random island.

Chill: We get Huff's music again! :D

Huff: This time you'll be crushed! Wait a minute, why do I have my brothers name?

Author: Because Huff is better the- I mean we don't want to get a boss mixed up with that party-hat dude.

Chill: My name's Chill. Not Party-Hat Dude. :|

Author: Whatev. To make you happy I'll call ya Huff2.

Huff2: Good enough...

LMGT: I'M HUNGRY AGAIN!

Huff2: Great. Gluttons.

LMGT: You look delicious! Are you vanilla ice cream?

Huff2: Yes!

LMGT: You don't look it.

LMGT and Huff2 stare at the camera. Suddenly their hands explode for no reason and they come back.

Huff2: I DO NOT!

LMGT: DO TO!

Huff2: DO NOT!

LMGT: DO TO!

LMGT takes a bite out of Chill N Freeze and...

LMGT: You lied! You taste like vanilla ice cream!

Huff2: I hate gluttons.

LMGT: YOU'LL PAY FOR DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!111!1!!!1!1!!!!!11!!!oneoneonoenoenetwotwo25235197461974359billion11!

Chill: This seems like a cheap rip-off of the Huff N Puff battle. :|

LMGT stuffs Chill N Freeze into his shirt. However, he blows it up.

Huff2: :P

LMGT: OH NOES! DON'T LOOK!

LMGT puts on a spare shirt and eats him again.

LMGT: I LOVE VANILLA ICE CREEEEEEEEEAM!

Huff2: PUFF SQUAD!

A bunch of Ruff Puffs and Tuff Puffs appear and start to attack LMGT.

Author: There's one thing missing.

Chill: YAAAAAAAAAAY!

Author: RAAAAAAAAAWR!

The author goes to his settings and turns Cream Puffs on.

A wild cream puff appeared!

Huff2: SGRHFGOUSRGIUSRHIGUSRIUFGHSROGHSOERGUHSORGSORUGnSORUGNBO!

Chill: Hey, a shroob!

Huff2: Where?

Chill: :|

LMGT eats the Puff Squad whole.

LMGT: NEAPOLITAN!

Huff2: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Chill: Now I KNOW for sure it's a running gag.

Flywish: Yup. And now we KNOW for sure that this is a cheap rip-off of the Huff N Puff battle cuz of me talking right after you mention the facepalm. BELCH!!!!!!

Flywish burps in Chill's face and sends him flying into a black hole.

Kirby: Must taste vanilla guy!

Huff2: What?

Kirby inhales Chill N Freeze.

Chill-N-Freeze: Not so fast! Oh, the author finally got my name right.

Chill N Freeze freezes Kirby.

Iced Kirby: .........

Chill-N-Freeze: Hahahaha!

LMGT: I'M HUNGRY AGAIN!

Shark: ATTACK!

Everyone jumps at Chill N Freeze and - OH NOES! RUFF PUFFS! AND TUFF PUFFS! AND CREAM PUFFS!

Chill-N-Freeze: Cream Puffs weren't even in Paper Mario.......

Fourth Wall: RAWR!

ChillFreeze: OWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Fourth Wall: NOBODY BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL! NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill falls out of a piece of paper.

ChillFreeze: Aww man.

More ruff puffs, tuff puffs and cream puffs appear.

ChillFreeze: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Johnny: Lolololololol!

ChillFreeze: Can somebody please stop the cream puffs?

Author: NEVA! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

The Author pretends to turn Cream Puffs off.

Author: Better?

ChillFreeze: We'll see. Somebody jump on me!

They all jump at him and half of him explodes.

ChillFreeze: Woah!

Ruff Puffs and Tuff Puffs and Cream Puffs fly out.

Author: CREAM PUFFS! :D

LMGT: I'm hungry again. And you look delicious.

ChillFreeze: No I don't!

LMGT: Yes you do!

LMGT eats Chill N Freeze whole.

RIP-OFFISH BATTLE ENDED

Chapter Return

"That was weird." said GGD.

"Aww, I wanted a taste!" complained HyperSugar.

Chapter 17: Into the Future! Deh deh deh!

"I wanna see what happens at the end of the story." said Mario.

Mario slaps Chill's beak and the friends get teleported to the end of the story. They are in Castle Bleck fighting Dimentio! His battle music is playing too.

Boss: Dimentio

Dimentio: I will not win!

Dimentio throws up on a random Bush.

Bush: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Mario spins into him sending him flying into Johnny, who smacks him into Chill, who throws him at LMGT, who smashes Dimentio into the ground.

LMGT: Super Fist of the Extra-Awesome Glutton; Donut Attack!

Dimentio: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

LMGT eats a donut. Seconds later donuts bury him. He eats them all in 5 seconds.

Dimentio: ...

Chill and Mario look at each other - suddenly they transform into Super Mario and Super Luigi.

Chiluigi: Let's-a go!

Dimentio: Perfect!

Dimentio snaps his fingers and Chiluigi blows up. He comes down from the ceiling as...Himself? O_O

Dimentio: WHAT THE COOKIES??????????

Dimentio eats a donut and turns into Super Dimentio somehow.

LMGT: HEY!

Super Dimentio: Let's-a go!!!

Super Dimentio smashes all the party members with his mega-glove but they block.

Mario counters with a hammer smash.

LMGT uses a donut-shield.

Author: WAAAAAAIT!

Everyone: What? >:(

Author: You're gonna ruin the end! Now I have to re-work the ending! *cry*

Everyone uses the Time Machine - except Dimentio - and goes back to the normal time.

Chapter 18: Now Where Were We?

Everyone pops back up at Club Penguin Island. Some weird circus music (CoughFuzzysStoleMyShellFromPaperMarioCough) is playing. There are Goombas I mean Koopas without shells running around.

"Help! Fuzzys stole our underwear!" cried a Koopa.

Kirby kicks the Koopa into a bottomless pit. Suddenly Shy Guys pop up and make a chain.

Fuzzy steals shell from Koopa > Fuzzy gives shell to Shy Guy > Shy Guy throws it into a bottomless pit > Fuzzy steals another blah blah blah start all over

"The beginning of the story was better. :|" said LMGT.

"Yeah, so were the boss- Uh oh." Chill said. Suddenly all the koopas, fuzzys and shy guys exploded and Uberfuzzy showed up!!

Sannse and Scarecroe jumped out of Uberfuzzy's UFO, and a W appeared on Sharkbate's hat.

"Nowiki" Wikibate said.

"A 3rd time? :|" Hat Pop said.

Flywish throws a SQUISH-MABOB and they get pancaked. Sharkbate turns back to normal.

"I want a jumbo bag of pretzels." LMGT said.

"You always want food!" Penquino said. "Wait, why did my name change all of a sudden?"

"Because I like Penquino better then CK." the author replied.

"Sigh..." Penquino replied.

LMGT puts headphones on his head. "Pretzel NAO!" he says into the headphones.

"Searching for pretzel NAOs!" the unknown voice on the other side says.

"Ummmm...." Penquino said.

"CK is easier to type out. So I'm changing it back to CK." the author said.

"Fine." CK replied.

"GIMMIE MY PRETZELS!!!!!!" LMGT screamed as he threw the headphones on the ground and smashed them to bits. Suddenly they jump into the ocean.

"Now I know why you've bought 100 of those headphones." Chill said.

"I'm bored." Johnny said.

"Wanna break the Fourth Wall?" Awesome suggested.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" everyone else screamed.

SMASH!

"Ow." Awesome said.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the Fourth Wall.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Bowser.

"Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoy!" laughed the Random Chinese Guy.

"OMG HE'S BACK!" screamed Shark.

"Hey look, a bag of pretzels!" LMGT said. "If you want one raise your flipper."

Everyone raises their flippers.

"Nobody wants them? OK!" LMGT said, oblivious to the fact that everyone raised their flipper, and eats the whole thing, bag and all.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

"I'm baaaack :D" said Sanity. "And... I GOTS YOU SOME SPAM!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" screamed LMGT.

LMGT squashes Sanity. He springs up like a donut somehow.

"Like they say in Brooklyn-" Luigi started to say as he was somehow smacked out of existence by Chill.

"Can I be the boss for this chapter?" Sanity asked.

"Sure!" said the author.

"Oh great." said everyone except Sanity and the Author.

Boss: Sanity Penguin and King Dededededededededededededededed- SOCK!

CK: Thanks a whole lot Author.

Author: NP.

LMGT: He doesn't know sarcasm... HEY LOOK! A COOKIE!

CK: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Kirby: Is it me, or was there no boss in Chapter 9...

King Dedede pops up.

King Dedede: The chapter had Kirby's name in it. I'm the Chapter 9 boss by the way.

Sanity Penguin force-feeds LMGT a spam lamb. He spits it out as an attack and Sanity chokes on it.

Sanity: !@6%(&#@%(*&@($#*@&%(&*@!(%*&!@($*&!@)(%*&@()*%&)@(&%!%*@(%&*)(@&%#(@#*&%)@#(*&%()@*#&%)(*@#%&&(@*%&(#*%@

(BTW, Sanity isn't swearing, he's just choking on the spam lamb)

King Dedede pounds Chill with a mallet. Mario jumps in the way and super-mallet-blasts him.

Sanity: %(@*&%(#*&%*(@#&%(#@*&(#@&%(&#%(@&#%(&@#^%*

Sanity spits the spam lamb into the ocean.

York: RAWR!

Sanity: AHHHHHHH!

Sanity Penguin gets scared by York and runs off.

York: :)

Kirby inhales King Dedede.

Chapter Return

"Hmmm. That was weird." CK said.

"Who, by the way is Cp kid ;)" the author pointed out.

"Yeah, I think we know that..." Shark said.

"Y'know what was cool, the donut storm." Awesome said.

Suddenly all the clouds appear and it starts raining donuts.

Chapter 19: DOOONNNNNNUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTSSSSSS!

"OMG! DONUTS!" screamed LMGT. He ate 405713469087154069871439058741039406702 of them in one second.

"O_O" CK said.

"Extreme eating power." Johnny said.

"Let's do our super fist thingys!" Mario said.

"Mmmkay." replied HyperSugar.

Chill: Super Fist of the Party Hat!

Mario: Super Fist of the Mustache!

LMGT: Super Fist of the Glutton!

Everyone gets slapped by a giant glove for no reason.

"Hey look, it's Master Hand OMNOMNOMNONMONM" LMGT said, stuffing a donut into his mouth.

Suddenly lightning flashed. There was a hooded penguin carrying a balloon - well, it's shadow at least.

"WATuDOIN!" CK yelled.

"Ya got me, penguins with the wrong colors!" WATuDOIN said.

"Have you ever checked your color? It's brown." LMGT said, ripping off his own story.

"That's what Harbutt told me to say!" WATuDOIN replied.

Herbert appears and beats up WATuDOIN.

"Never. Call. Me. Harbutt. Or. You. Are. Gonna. Get. IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Herbert yelled.

Suddenly a giant donut appeared.

"Must eat." LMGT said.

"HALT! I AM GENERAL DONUT!" the donut yelled.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Boss: General Donut

Huff N Puff's battle music starts up again.

Chill: All the edible bosses seem to have that battle music.

General Donut: I WILL WIN! What? OW!

LMGT: Mmmmm... Chocolate with sprinkles...

General Donut: GLUTTON ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

General Donut makes (literally) a million copies of himselves.

General Donuts: WHICH ONE OF US IS THE REAL ONE????

All the copies have vanilla frosting on them.

LMGT: THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE!

General Donut: AHHHHHH! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

CK: No it's not. The clones all had vanilla frosting.

General Donut: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

Awesome: What the... You don't even have arms or even hands and you look like a miner ripoff!!!!

General Donut: Oops! <nowikitag>facepalm in mind</nowikitag>

Flywish: :|

York: A NINTENDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nintendog throws off his costume, revealing--

Kirby: Hi!

York: :'(

LMGT: I'm hungry.

General Donut: !

LMGT chews off half of General Donut.

General Donut 1/2: O_

LMGT eats the other half.

LMGT: Victory by gluttony!

Explorer falls onto Mario and squishes him.

Mario: ...................

Everyone except Mario: OH NOES! RUN!!!!!!!!

Chapter Return

"LOOK! DEH BROWN PUFFLE CAVE!" screamed Flywish.

"O_O how did we get here?" asked Johnny.

"I have no idea." said Chill.

Meanwhile, Mario was trying on his tutu again, but a Brown Puffle saw him and, like Awesome, spilled more honey on his tutu.

">:(" yelled Mario.

Suddenly three strange shadows appeared.

"Huh?" said Ben.

Chapter 20: Revenge of the Test Bots

"Oh noes! The Test Bots!" said LMGT.

"Our last battle was pointless so we're doing it again :D" said the Jet-Bot.

"Rematches are dumb. >:P Oh noes, I copied Chil-" said Shark as he got knocked out by Chill.

"Well, battle us." the Snow-Bot said.

"Will I ever get any lines?" the Wheel-Bot asked, oblivious to the fact that he just said something.

CRASH!

"Oooooh... My head..." said the Wheel-Bot.

"NOBODY BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL! NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled the Fourth Wall.

Megaboss: The Test Bots

Battle Music: General Guy Battle

WATuDOIN and O'Chunks appear.

WATuDOIN: HEY!!!!!

O'Chunks: You stole er batteh music!

Jet-Bot: Who cares.

Wheel-Bot: And we.... (wheeze) will crush (wheeze) you... After these (wheeze) guys... (wheeze)

O'Chunks: Prepare to- EHHH A UNICORN!

O'Chunks drops his costume, revealing it to be Pookie and riding away on a unicorn.

WATuDOIN: Uhhhhh...

Wheel-Bot: C'mon guys, let's (wheeze) fight! (light bulb flickers)

Random Chinese Guy: Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoy!

Chill: Not you!

Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LMGT: :|

Wheel-Bot: Growin' old (wheeze) here... (wheeze)

Mario: You know robots don't age, right?

Wheel-Bot: (blink) Uhhh... (light bulb flickers) Your right. Yeah. (wheeze)

Chill jumps onto the Wheel-Bot's head.

Wheel-Bot: BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAG! END (wheeze) TRANSMISSION! (light bulb goes out)

Mario swings the blah blah blah mallet into the Wheel-Bot.

Wheel-Bot: BLAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAGAGAGA!!!!! (wheeze) END TRANSMISSION! (light bulb turns back on and blows up)

The Wheel-Bot's door swings open revealing his systems.

Johnny: Perfect!

Johnny uses a fire blast - right in the Wheel-Bot's system.

Wheel-Bot: BLAGIDAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wheeze) END TRANSMISSION!!!!!!!!!!

Chill attempts a Party Hat Poke on the Wheel-Bot's system. However it blows it up but he still works which is weird.

Wheel-Bot: Ow. (wheeze)

Random10101010101010101010101010101010010101 (endless 101's) is online!

CK: Argh! That's WATuDOIN's penguin!

Random10101010101001010101010100101010101001 (endless 101's) has gone offline!

CK: Phew.

Snow-Bot and Jet-Bot ram into Chill.

Mario: HOW DARE YOU DESTROY MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

Snow-Bot and Jet-Bot attempt to ram into Mario but he counter-attacks by hammering them into the Wheel-Bot.

Snow-Bot: GET OUTTA THE WAY!

Wheel-Bot: Wut? (smash)

Wheel-Bot's arm falls off.

Wheel-Bot: Needs.... battery.....

Johnny swings the Wheel-Bot with a bat.

Wheel-Bot: NOOO! NOT THAT KIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Wheel-Bot explodes.

Wheel-Bot's Head: Ow.

Chill gets up and steps on Wheel-Bot's head - but Jet-Bot lights him on fire with his jet pack.

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Wheel-Bot's Head: Systems....destroyed.........shutting down........

The Wheel-Bot blows up the arena. Somehow everyone else survives.

Snow-Bot: I guess that backup HACK HACK HACK gear in his head can only last so long.

Unlucky for the Test Bots, Chill is running around in pain (he's on fire, what do ya expect!!!!!!!) and jumps up and lands on the Snow-Bot, breaking the spring...thingy...

Snow-Bot: No! My snowboard!

Snow-Bot crashes onto the snowboard and it smashes to bits. He starts sinking into the ground.

LMGT: I'm hungry.

Chill: O_O you just ate a giant donut!!!!!

CK: After this battle we can go to the Pizza Parlor.

LMGT: Yay!!

Mario stuffs a tutu on the Jet-Bot and Flywish sees it and spills honey on the tutu.

Author: New running gag. Honey always gets spilled on tutus.

Jet-Bot: No! It's leaking!!

Explorer falls out of the tutu and breaks Jet-Bot's head off.

Explorer: Ta-da!

He runs off. The honey gets into Jet-Bot's system and it gets all sticky. He explodes, similarly to the Wheel-Bot.

Mario: Tutus make for weapons against robots!

Chill: The Wheel-Bot is nothing, the Snow-Bot can't move, and the Jet-Bot is nothing as well. This will be easy!

Snow-Bot: Not so fast!

Snow-Bot explodes and he (Jet-Bot too) is restored to full power.

Flywish: Time to repeat our tactics!

Johnny lights Chill on fire so he can do that thingy again.

Copy+Paste Alxy wave Copy+Paste Alxy wave

Unlucky for the Test Bots, Chill is running around in pain (he's on fire, what do ya expect!!!!!!!) and jumps up and lands on the Snow-Bot, breaking the spring...thingy...

Snow-Bot: No! My snowboard!

Snow-Bot crashes onto the snowboard and it smashes to bits.

Mario stuffs a tutu on the Jet-Bot and Flywish sees it and spills honey on the tutu.

The honey gets into Jet-Bot's system and it gets all sticky. He explodes and makes an awesome fireworks show.

Jet-Bot's Head: Oww!

Chill: Mmmkay. We're back to where we were before.

Mario hammers the Jet-Bot's helmet and it cracks open. Mario hammers the Jet-Bot's head again. Suddenly a gear pops out and the Jet-Bot's head explodes. Mario grabs the gear and it goes into the team inventory.

Snow-Bot: Uh oh.

Johnny tries to pick open the lock on the door that leads to the Snow-Bot's system. However the Snow-Bot slams his arms together and makes Johnny explode - but the force is enough to open the door.

Johnny: WOAH!

Johnny falls from the sky and does a fire blast. The Snow-Bot explodes.

Snow-Bot: You haven't seen the last of u-

Snow-Bot faints. Everyone gets teleported to the Shore from the Wilderness Expedition.

Chapter 21: Pizza Time!

"Great. How do we get to the Dock from here?" LMGT said.

Everyone tries to get on the barrel, but they can't because it's no longer in working order. Suddenly it blows up.

"Looks like Gary turned the machines off after all the Brown Puffles got rounded up." Awesome said.

Mario eats some pie and they are teleported to the Cliff.

"We'll have to remember that." GGD said.

"Where now?" CK asked.

"The Wilderness, duh!" Mario said.

They walk into the Wilderness and get lost on purpose.

"Shortcuts :D" Johnny said.

Everyone goes to the starting room from the lost room and then they walk into the Glade.

"Look! Leftover Expedition Hats!" Chill said. Everybody grabbed one.

Then they went to the Pizza Parlor.

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" LMGT screamed.

"WAITOR!" said Mario.

"Yes?" said Waitor Ilovecats333.

"We would lik-" Mario said. However...

"WE WANT A GAZILLION PIZZAS!" LMGT shouted.

"OK." Waitor Cats said.

In like 1 minute, all the pizzas were there. But, after they finished eating them...

"I'm hungry!" LMGT shouted again.

"Dude, you ate almost 1 gazillion pizzas. And also, Earth Day will have to be serious this year. Oh wait. It already happened. <continue-line>Why? Because the bill has used up a LOT of paper. And it’s STILL printing.</continue-line>" said Awesome.

"NEVERMIND THE BILL! LET’S GET OUTTA HERE!" LMGT said.

"Erm... okay." Johnny said. "Let’s go."

"Hey! The bill is flooding the Pizza Parlorrrrrrrrrrrrr!" said the manager.

However it was too early, even though it was too late somehow. The friends already left.

"Grrr. I'll track them down and make them pay someday!" said the manager.

Meanwhile in Chill's igloo...

"I'm glad we had leftovers :)" LMGT said.

"There's still a billion left. Are you sure you needed a gazillion?" CK said.

Suddenly the doors in Chill's igloo were busted down. It was--

"THE PIZZA PARLOR MANAGER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" everyone yelled.

"Fix my door." Chill said, a hint of anger in his voice. (O_O HE'S ALMOST NEVER MAD EEK)

Boss: Pizza Parlor Manager

PPM: You are gonna pay!

LMGT: EEP!

PPM snaps his fingers and dons a Dimentio-ish Crown Thing. Likewise, Dimentio's battle music also plays.

LMGT: ...

PPMentio!!1!!!11!!!!oneone: >:P Hey, what's up with my name?

Author: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (starts rofling)

Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Chinese Guy: Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoy!

Flywish: <nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

PPMentio turns everyone into a pizza. Woo, awesome attack. NOT!

PPMentio: I HEARD THAT!

Author: Yeah, well, METEOR STORM!

Meteors start raining on PPMentio but he dodges all of dem.

Chill Da Pizza: O_O

LMGT Da Pizza: I'm hungry...

Everyone except LMGT, Author and PPMentio: CANNIBAL ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

PPMentio: >:)

Author: DONUT STORM!

Donuts rain on LMGT Da Pizza and he eats them all.

Everyone except LMGT, Author and PPMentio: That was close.

CK Da Pizza: Um, Author, we can't really attack.

Author: *60-second intelligence boost* Hey! They can't attack! I should do something!

Author Settings > Party Member Da Pizza > Off

POOF xThe number of party members

Johnny: Better.

Mario: I'm hungry.

LMGT: HE'S TURNIN' INTO MEH!!!!!

Author: Puffle Launcher Lawn Chair :D

Everyone except Author: ?

Author: Just mumblin' about something you don't need to know.

Mario: PIE!

Mario jumps at a mega pie and eats it whole. He turns lime green in an instant.

Mario: Too much pie... BLAA!

Mario throws up on PPMentio!!!!!!!

Author: Woot woot!

PPMentio: THAT'S GROSS!

PPMentio makes himself explode and turns back into PPM.

LMGT: Aww man, I liked Dimentio's song.

York stares at PPM's HP bar and it drains down to 1.

PPM: How...did...you...do that...?

Wheel-Bot: You (wheeze) haven't (light bulb flickers) seen (wheeze) the (wheeze) last (wheeze) of... (explodes)

Wheel-Bot's head lands on PPM.

PPM makes that sound that happens when a Medium Male Mii-

Author: MMM!!!!!

When a Medium Male Mii spins out in Mario Kart Wii.

Mario: KD!!!

York: Wasn't it XD?

Mario: KD is the new XD! :D

Everyone except Mario: ...

PPM faints.

victory music

LMGT: What's this?

Chapter 22: COWBOYS! RUN!

Everyone pops up in some Western-looking area. A small, round, yummy-looking basketball greets them.

"Welcome to Gusty Gulch. I don't know what else to say so I'mma explode." Yummy Basketball said.

Yummy Basketball explodes.

"Look! A huge nothing!!" said GGD, pointing at the sky.

"Umm, GGD, that's just a rock." Chill said.

"Ohhhhh." GGD replied.

Andrew runs across the screen.

"I KNOW NOTHING!" Andrew yelled.

Some cowboy runs up to them.

"Howdy, cowboy." Chill said. But...Wait, oh noes a random "but..." in my story. GET OUTTA MAH STORY.

"Who ye?" the cowboy replied.

"We're Chill... I mean Team Chill I mean I mean Chill's Party!" Chill replied.

"Ye havin' a party?" the cowboy replied.

"No, like a team ice cream and cakey cake." Chill replied.

"ICE CREAM AND CAKEY CAKE! ICE CREAM AND CAKEY CAKE! ICECREAMCAKYCAKEGISRUGHOSURHFGOSRGHJFOUSRHGOSURHGUOS" the cowboy sang. Suddenly he snapped out of it. "Why? Cause it's fun?"

"No, ask Mario."

Paper Mario walks in with Paper Bow.

"Okay Mario, Tubba Blubba's Castle is just ahead." Bow said.

The cowboy walks up to Paper Mario.

"Oh no Mario! Look! A giant tasty fruit is coming!" Bow said.

Cowboy eats Paper Mario and Paper Bow. Everyone dashes off. Eventually they reach a small village.

"Help, I'm inside Tubba Blubba's stomache." a basketball said.

Everyone stared.

"Then why are you out here?" Johnny said.

"Good point. I'mma explode then." the basketball replied.

The basketball explodes.

A Bob-omb walks up to them and explodes on them.

"BOOM BOOM BOOM! YEAH!" yelled the author.

"..." said everyone except the author.

":(" replied the author.

A snowflake falls and some a ugly Nintendog runs by and eats it.

"UGLY NINTENDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed York.

The Nintendog took off it's costume to reveal none other then...

"Hi!" said Kirby.

"EEP!" screamed Ben.

"What are you doing here." said Tubba Blubba.

"W-" started Chill.

"Came to find out my secret? >:(" Tubba Blubba said.

"No?" Chill replied.

"LIARS!" Tubba Blubba screamed.

SMOOSH!

Boss: Tubba Blubba- no actually it's Mr. L no actually it's Tubba Blubba no wait ARRGH

Chill: Awesome, we get Tubba Blubba's boss music for Tubba Blubba!

Mr. L: BROBOT!

Everyone except Mr. L: ...

Mr. L: ?

Mr. L explodes.

Tubba Blubba: I'm invincibbbbbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeee!

Chill: Did ya really have to stretch it out like that...?

Tubba: Yes :)

Author: Must make somethin' explode!

The author taps the screen with his hand and the Snow-Bot appears and lands in front of Tubba Blubba.

Snow-Bot: What am I doing here...?

The Snow-Bot explodes.

Tubba: Ow. I mean, haha, that didn't hurt at all.

Tubba Blubba faints.

Tubba: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Brobot appears.

Mr. L: My turn!

The Brobot battle music plays.

Author: NOT Brobot L-Type!!! ACCEPT IT OR ELSE!

The Gusty Gulch background rips off and everyone appears in space. Everyone dies except Chill, Mario, LMGT and Johnny.

Chill: O_O

Mr. L: I didn't die! >:(

And Mr. L, too. And Brobot. And me. :D

LMGT: O_O it's pretty bad when the narrator starts being random.

Author: But I am the narrator D:

Everyone except Author: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

A weird plant named P.T. appears, although he's just an everyday Piranha Plant.

Mr. L: Why are you in my seat?

P.T.: You drove it on the way here, so now it’s my turn! Oh, by the way I'm not weird. You won't be saying that when I take your job in Not So EPF 3!

Fourth Wall squashes Brobot, PT and Mr. L out of space.

Chill: That was weird.

Everyone gets revived.

CK: What happened?

Mario: Forget it. Onto the next star!

Chapter 23: Random Music Plays For No Reason!

Current Song: Twink's Theme

"What's up with the PM64 music?" LMGT asked.

"It's kewl." the Author replied.

Everyone walks around in a circle because the chapter name gives no hint as to what the goal of this chapter is.

"OW!" everyone said.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the Fourth Wall.

"Don't even start!" CK yelled.

"Aww." said Bowser and Random Chinese Guy.

"Zzzzzzzz." GGD said.

"I'm wearing a chicken nugget AND U CAN'T STOP MEH :D" Mario said.

Everyone looks at him and - sure enough, he's wearing a Chicken Nugget Costume. However, Awesome spills Sweet and Sour on the costume.

<nowikitag>facepalm</nowikitag>

"I can't think of a boss so I'm just gonna recycle old bosses for this chapter.

Current Music: Koopa Village

"Seriously, what is up with the changing music!?!?!?!?!?!" Chill yelled.

LMGT randomly pastes up his really old-ish signature. For some reason Mr. L edits it.

NO DONUTZ for LMGT?!^{This is so sad! :(}

"TUTU!..." Mario mumbled. Mumble Mario. Mario Mumble. Kewl!

Ben randomly picks up a sandwich and drops it. It floats into his mouth all by itself.

Boss: Crumpled Up Old Bosses

'Battle Music: Paper Mario NORMAL Battle

Author: I've restored RPG conditions for this battle.

A crumpled up, paper version of the Fourth Wall appears.

Fourth Wall: You'll never defeat me!

Mario: Says who?

Fourth Wall: Says me! THE FOURTH WALL!

Choose attack!

Chill: Too much ripoffing!

Chill eats the battle.

victory music woot

Chapter Return

"That was the most pointless battle I've ever seen." Shark said.

Current Music: Castle Bleck

"Wut? But we're not in Castle Bleck." Hat said.

"O right. I'll save dat 4 lata." the author replied.

"OMG he's becoming the dumbest person alive." Flywish said.

Current Music: Bowser's Theme from Paper Mario

"It's called Angry Bowser." Mario said.

Current Music: Mad Bowser

"ANGRY BOWSER."

Current Music: Angus Bowser

"ANGRY BOWSER!"

Current Music: Angy Bowser

"ANGRY BOWSER!!!"

Current Music: Goomba King Battle

"It's Goomba King's Decree."

"Whateva!" the author said.

Chill randomly carves Puffle Launcher Lawn Chair and Paper Chill into a rock that appeared out of nowhere. It explodes into Wario.

"GIMMIE ALL YOUR MONEY!" Wario shouted. He charged toward them.

"Yipes! Onto the next star!" Mario yelled.

Chapter 24: IT'S WARIO!!!!!!!!1111!!1!!!!!!!1onoe!!canoes

A piece of paper flips.

"Ow! Why did you go into the next chapter!?" Wario yelled. Suddenly he burps and makes the world explode. O_O It comes back (phew).

Wario charges at them again.

"Onto the next sta-" Mario said, as Wario runs into them.

Boss: Wario

Wario: Wario Time!

Johnny: Phew, we got the regular boss music back.

Wario eats garlic.

LMGT: I'm hungry!

Dimentio appears and his theme plays.

Dimentio: I've been looking for you! Since you got me written out of the ending, I'm going to destroy you.

Dimentio coughs and faints. Wario puppetizes him. Dimentio throws a magic ball thing and Wario grabs it and chucks it at them. However, there are sprinkles on this particular projectile.

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT eats it.

Author: Hey, 3 sentences all started with Dimentio! Dimentio, Dimentio, and Dimentio.

Wario grabs one of Dimentio's magic projectiles and chucks it at the author. He falls out of a rip in the sky and he is revealed to be...

Everyone except Author: SHY GUY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Author/Shy Guy: Aww man. Now my identity is out.

Shy Guy spreads a curse on everyone so they forget he is Shy Guy. He jumps into the rip. Oh, and you forgot too.

To be continued! Warning: All content after this is the original Not So EPF

Author: I almost blew it there.

Wario chucks another thing at them. Mario pounds it with a Paper Mario Mallet (PMM!) and it flies back at Wario at infinite miles per hour. Wario explodes at the hardcore impact. However it shakes everything.

ZOOM!

Club Penguin Island flips over 60 times and stops in the correct position.

Dimentio: O_O

Awesome grabs Dimentio and folds him.

Awesome: Scissors?

Dimentio: (muffled) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill hands Awesome some scissors but before he can chop Dimentio to his doom...

Dimentio: (muffled) Super Fist of the Crazy Magician: Explode Escape!

Dimentio blows up, severely injuring Awesome - it also blows everyone clear to the Volcano. What, we don't have a big enough budget to blow them to the moon. >:(

Chapter 25: Ultimate Volcano-Bot 10,000

Escape from Mt. Lavalava starts playing. The Volcano grows mega.

"Whaaaaaaaat?" Mario said.

Everyone starts running. They run for seconds. Then minutes. Then hours. Then days. Then weeks. Then months. Then years. Then decades. Then centuries. Chill grabs a time dial and goes back to the present.

Everyone starts running again. They run for hours, until they reach a strange room. Then Hot Times in Mt. Lavalava plays.

"I guess we can go back?" Johnny said. Everyone nods.

LMGT turns around when - a giant robotic hand pops out of the lava, smashing the mesh below it!!!!!

"Where all the !'s necessary?" CK asked.

"It's for dramatic effect!" the author said.

A second robot hand pops out. Then the Protobot's head. Then the rest of the Protobot.

Megaboss: The Ultimate Protobot

Battle Music: Lava Piranha Battle

Mario: The correct name is Go! Mario! Go! ya know.

Author: No! Rhymes! They buuuuuuuurn!

The Ultimate Protobot smashes everybody until they are like pancakes. He eats them.

Everyone except Protobot: O_O

Everyone turns to normal and Protobot shuts down.

Chill: Ya know, the Protobot should really have some lines.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Protobot

Chill: Go!

Author: You control it.

Chill opens the Stage Booth, everyone gets out and Chill hops up to where Gary was captured. He starts driving it.

Mario: Woot wooooooooooo! Onto the next star!

Chapter 26: Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimi

The Volcano shrinks to normal size. Everyone is teleported to Da Shoppin' Mall located in Somewhere, Somewhere.

"Cool!" LMGT yelled. He runs into a random food court and gets... "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!"

Chill drives the Protobot in a Figure 1. Then 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. Oh, did I mention the music from Flower Fields after you smash the cloud thingy is playing?

Mimi walks in.

"=O You invaded my private shopping mall! :(" Mimi cried.

"We don't care. Oh, and we destroyed Dimentio and O'Chunks." Chill said.

"WAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Mimi.

Boss: Mimi

Chill: Move in!

LMGT: WHAT?

Mario: He's gone deaf.

LMGT: No I haven't.

Mario: Oh.

Mimi runs through everybody and flips them into paper.

Everyone flips back.

Mimi: Noooo! My attack didn't work!

Mimi explodes.

Chapter Return

"Oooooookaaaaaaay." Chill said.

"..." GGD replied.

"I'm hungry again." LMGT said.

He runs into a random food court and gets... "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!"

LMGT comes out eating two mega cheeseburgers and a pizza slice.

"Some day he's going to be mistaken for a puffle." CK whispered to Awesome.

"What?" LMGT asked while eating his last mega cheeseburger.

Chill claps his flippers together twice and Protobot appears.

"Now we don't have to haul this thing around!" Chill said.

Chill jumps in and starts driving Protobot around. However Mario claps his flippers together twice and Protobot disappears. Chill crashes to the ground.

"!" yelled Chill.

"Onto the next star!" Mario yelled.

Chapter 27: Castle Bleck Journey

Everyone teleports from Da Shoppin' Mall to Castle Bleck.

"OK, what's up with the author adding all these locations that don't even exist in Club Penguin." Chill remarked.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuh..." the author said.

A goomba with sunglasses starts walking into LMGT.

"???" LMGT said.

LMGT kicks it. The goomba explodes.

Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser and Tippi walk by.

"Let's follow them." Johnny suggested.

After following them for quite some time, they reach a room with -- O'Chunks!

Boss: O'Chunks

O'Chunks: Oy! So ye deceded to chunk up the Count? Well ye didn't expect fer me to be 'ere and get chunked 'ourselves, did ye?

Luigi: Stop talking.

O'Chunks: IT'S 'SPLODE TIME!

Bowser: Bring it on!

Peach: Bowser? Why do you want to fight him?

Bowser: Because like how you and Mimi are the girls of your respective groups, Mario and Bleck are the leaders of their respective groups, and insert comparison between Luigi and Dimentio here, O’Chunks and I are the "Big Guys" of our respective groups. So we have to fight.

Luigi: But I never got a chance to fight him!

Bowser: Too bad!

Mario, Luigi and Peach leave.

Johnny: Hey!

Bowser: O_O

Johnny grabs Bowser and tosses him into a black hole.

Bowser: CURSE YOU!

Everyone except Chill, Mario, Johnny, LMGT and O'Chunks faint. The ones that fainted are teleported to Bleck's room.

Chill: Dang. Looks like it's just us four now.

LMGT: Like Super Paper Mario?

O'Chunks: Eh, let's just fight.

Count Bleck's battle theme begins.

Mario: Count Bleck? Why Count Bleck?

O'Chunks: Because the only battle themes of ours that are cool are Count Bleck's and Dimentio's. Meh and Mimi's fail.

LMGT: :|

O'Chunks grabs LMGT but squishes him.

O'Chunks: !!!!

LMGT: It pays to be a glutton. :)

O'Chunks, however, tosses him and turns to normal.

LMGT: DONUT STORM!

A ton of chocolate donuts appear and bury O'Chunks. LMGT eats them all.

LMGT: Yum! Hey, I'm hungry again :0

LMGT remembers he never ate his pizza slice from Da Shoppin' Mall. He pulls it out of his pocket and eats it. Then he runs at O'Chunks with such force that squishes O'Chunks against the wall - well, mainly because LMGT is fat but, eh.

LMGT: HEY!

Author: Hehehe!

O'Chunks: Yeh win.

Chill, Mario and Johnny walk through the door. They shut it. LMGT goes to open it but the room explodes.

LMGT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chapter 28: Adventures in Castle Bleck

"Hey, where's LMGT?" Chill said.

"And Bowser?" Peach said. "Nah, I don't care. It'll be nice to not get kidnapped anymore."

"Oh, that, I threw him into a black hole." Johnny said.

":D" said Mario, Luigi and Peach.

Chill tries opening the door. However it won't move.

"O_O" everyone said.

Everyone walks ahead, following Mario, Luigi and Peach. Eventually they reach Mimi.

Boss: Mimi

Peach: I take it it’s my turn for a one-on-one with you.

Mimi: Pretty much.

Mario and Luigi leave the room, and Mimi transforms. She uses rubees to attack. However...

Johnny kicks Peach into the next room.

Peach: Waaaaaaaaaa!

Mimi: THIS is my true form, Penguin of Silly Wigs!

Luvbi: My line!

Johnny: How’s everyone know that I love wigs?!

Mimi does her rubee buzz-saw attack, but Johnny thinks quickly and takes away her rubees. When Mimi returns to spider form, Peach throws one rubee like a dart, luckily going through all the legs, defeating Mimi. She turns back to normal.

Chill and Mario walk through the door. Johnny stays behind to rub his victory in Mimi’s face.

Johnny: I won the fi-ight! I won the fi-ight! I won the fi-ight!

Mimi: Darn!

The floor opens up under Mimi, but Johnny grabs her arm.

Mimi: Why are you helping?

Johnny: Because you stole my wallet!

Mimi: How did you know?

Mimi’s weight causes Johnny to fall in, but he grabs the ledge. But a plate of fried chicken appears a few feet away from Johnny's hand.

Johnny: OH NOES!

Johnny, in fear, lets go of the platform and they both fall to their supposed doom as the room explodes. Meanwhile...

Mario: Hey, where's Johnny?

Chill opens the door but nothing happens.

Peach: I'm tired of questing!

Mario and Luigi: WAIT!

Peach teleports herself back to the castle.

Luigi: Great.

Chapter 29: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (cough cough)

Everyone follows Mario and Luigi - well, Chill and Mario I guess. So Chill and Mario follow Mario and Luigi. And they meet Dimentio! His battle music plays immediately.

Boss: Dimentio

Luigi: Your going down, Dimentio!

Mario runs into the next room, as does Chill.

Mario: Waaaaaaaaaait!

Mario grabs Luigi and tosses him into the next room.

Luigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Luigi teleports himself to Peach for her reason.

Mario: If only LMGT were here...

LMGT's cap appears on Mario's head.

Ma34ri45o Rk: I'M HUNGRY!

Dimentio: !!!

Ma34ri45o Rk turns Dimentio into a donut and eats him. The cap falls off. However the room begins to explode!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: Oh noes!

Chapter 30: Chaotic Showdown!

"Hey, what happened to Mario?" Chill said to himself.

He opens the door. Nothing happens.

"Sigh." Chill said.

Chill follows Mario and eventually they reach Bleck's Room. He sees Hat Pop, CK, GGD, Sharkbate, Ben, York and the others (except Mario, Johnny and LMGT) laying unconscious.

"Bleh heh heh BLECK!" Count Bleck yelled. Suddenly his battle theme starts.

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

A cutscene is shown with the Void destroying the Dojo and all the rooms you can get to from there. (Ninja Hideout, Fire Dojo, Water Dojo)

"Grr..." Chill said.

FINAL Megaboss: Count Bleck

Chill: We're all in this together!

Mario: You've got that-a right!

Chill and Mario jump up onto the platforms and jump on Bleck - but a shield protects him!

Mario: Oh no! Wait-a, the Pure Hearts!

Mario holds out 9 gray pure hearts.

Chill: ...

Mario: Aww man, they got-a used up! D:

The door swings open.

Mario: Hold on there!

Johnny: Don't start without us!

LMGT: I'M HUNGRY!

Chill: Guys!

Super Mario: No time to waste-a, let's-a go!

FLASH FLASH!

The Pure Hearts' color restores.

Bleck: Wut?

Bleck explodes. No wait, just his shield.

Bleck: D:

LMGT zaps Count Bleck - his top hat turns into chocolate cake and LMGT eats it. It is revealed that his hair is.

Everyone except Bleck: A TUMBLEWEED? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Hat wakes up and he others do too. They join the fight. Everyone comes for Bleck. After 3 hours of beating him up, he drops the Chaos Heart.

Count Bleck: Nooo...

???: YOU HAVEN'T WON YET!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome: Huh?

Explorer: That voice sounds familiar.

The Fourth Wall floats into view and seals the Chaos Heart.

Count Bleck: :O

Fourth Wall: I'm sick and tired of everyone breaking me. So to end that... I'M GONNA DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!oneoneone!1

Chapter 31: The Ultimate Showdown

True Final Boss: The Fourth Wall

The Ultimate Show (better known as Super Dimentio Battle) plays.

Fourth Wall: It's time to end this!

The Fourth Wall grows mega and starts to shine.

Chill claps his flippers together twice and Protobot appears. Chill gets in and jumps up the platforms on Protobot. Fourth Wall blasts everyone.

Stormax: Dodges dodges dodges I dodge everything! Even giant tuuuuuuuuuuuuuUuuUrtles!

Bowser falls on Stormax.

Stormax: Nevermind.

The blast explodes right before it hits anybody.

Everyone: ...

???: We won't stand for this!!!

Herbert P. Bear, Klutzy the Crab, and the Test Bots come in.

Wheel-Bot 2.0: You've caused enough trouble, Mr. Fourth Wall!

GGD: Your helping us?

Klutzy: No, we just don't want the world to end.

GGD: Oh.

O'Chunks???, Uberfuzzy, Sannse, Scarecroe, Wompus, Weegee, Penguin by the igloos near the plaza, WATuDOIN, Fonzie, Big Bird, Huff N Puff, Puffle Launch Crab, King Boo, Chill N Freeze, Sanity Penguin, General Donut, Pizza Parlor Manager, Tubba Blubba and Wario walk in. Well, some fly in.

Fourth Wall: O_O

???: Don't forget me!

The ground shakes and Kraken smashes through the floor.

Everyone except Fourth Wall: Your goin' down, man!

Snow-Bot: By the time we're finished with you, you'll be broken so bad you would be glad to be broken by just one person!

Jet-Bot: Oh, that's a cool Chapter Name. Ultimate Showdown? Yeah.

Fourth Wall: YOU BROKEZ MEH! D:

Bricks start toppling off of Fourth Wall's platform.

Wheel-Bot 2.0: Remember in Chapter 20 when I was all "wheeze"?

Fourth Wall: No!

More bricks fall.

Author: I can't wait to write the sequel to this story!

Fourth Wall: CURSE YOU AUTHOR!!!

An avalanche of bricks falls off the platform.

General Donut: ULTRA COPY!

POOF!

General Donuts: Which one of us is real?

Fourth Wall: Uhh, the one in the top left corner.

General Donut: WRONG!

The clones explode on the Fourth Wall.

Fourth Wall: No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The End

Author: Read Puffle Launcher Lawn Chair for more wacky, zany, crazy fun!